The presenters for the "Funniest Retarded Website" were Dan Cortez and Charo, and I was so nervous that I can't even remember what they said to open the category. Unfortunately, the Receipt Site did not win the award.

Stick Figure Death Theatre was the winner in the category, and is remarkably entertaining in it's own right! That website is blocked by my employer's "offensive-content-firewall" so it MUST be something good!

Anyways, I was pretty depressed about not winning, so I had to leave my call-girl sitting there while I excused myself to go cry in the bathroom. That made me feel a bit better, so I did go out to a couple of the "post-ceremony" parties. I got really drunk, I think I kissed that chick from ZDTV Internet Tonite, and I woke up with a broken rib, so who knows what happenned. All-in-all, a very exciting evening, if I must say!