Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Ryan)

Are you planting night light bulbs? Towels? A shamppo tree? Or just dirt?

(Submitted by Woody)

Attention Matt Krieg: Look in the mirror, you are a Wall Mart Manager

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

It's January in Minnesota! What can you possibly grow right now??

(Submitted by Sally)

Obviously he's growing stuff INSIDE, in CLAY POTS, genius.

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

YOU WISH YOU COULD MANAGE A WAL MART LIKE MATT KRIEG. MATT KRIEG IS A MANAGERIAL GENIUS, HIS WORK BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE. MATT KRIEG IS CUSTOMER SATISFACTION PERSONIFIED.

(Submitted by ronk)

I thought we settled this already... the dude is growing pot. Snoochie Boochies, Derek!

(Submitted by nene)

did you paint all your pots?

(Submitted by Cherdy)

A do-it-yourself-er! My kinda guy.

(Submitted by Embs)

Hey, cool, Seal-A-Card! Getting some lamination done, Derek? Crescent!

(Submitted by suzy)

I think he is smoking it faster than he is growing it.

(Submitted by Dave)

I just read about this site on USA Today's website...and I can't stop reading! It's the greatest site on the net!

(Submitted by JohnHenry)

Derek paid you to say that, didn't he? Where are the hiddern cameras?

(Submitted by Trobster)

Gonna grow some corn chips for Super Bowl Sunday?

(Submitted by Bad Bad Leroy Brown)

The plants' home planet is far, far away. Derek, you are to be commended for your part in their escape. Freeing all those azaleas, dirt to sustain them on the way home, and now, finally...plant saucers. It was wise not to buy the saucers too early, lest you tip off the authorities. I only hope that the azaleas make it, so that they may tell their fellow planthren of your courage.

(Submitted by #1 FAN OF MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN WAS ONCE TOLD BY MATT KRIEG THAT CUSTOMER SERVICE IS AS CUSTOMER SERVICE DOES.

(Submitted by Faust)

He's growing pot plants and making fake IDs. Heaven knows what vile plans he has in store for the night lig

(Submitted by Carol)

What the hell is a Seal a Card? If I don't get some help to make me stop coming back to this sight, Im going to go blind!!!!!!! This thing is addicting. :(

(Submitted by cross-eyed)

Hey StealthDonut -- It's January in Minnesota, what ELSE does he have to do???

(Submitted by Chris A.)

As a resident of Moorhead, sister city to the legendary Wal*Mart where Matt Krieg gives total customer satisfaction, I take offense to the January in Minnesota statement. But now that it's March, I'll let it go.

(Submitted by Lufelia)

I guess Ryan Hoage is a forgotten legacy... *sigh*

(Submitted by Max)

*lights a candle for ryan*

(Submitted by playa Chris)

Ryan Hoage fans do not lose hope. It is prophesied that Ryan Hoage will return and lead us to true customer satisfaction. Not this garbage that matt krieg is trying to pass off on innocent customers.

(Submitted by ugh)

You mean none of those counter cards were sealed?

(Submitted by JOKER)

you know.. those are daym cheap pots and saucers! .. i mean.. geeze! 40 cents... talk about cheap..

(Submitted by macboysf)

Last night I drempt that Ryan Hoage gave me true customer satisfaction.

(Submitted by SlySeVeN )

THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I CAN PAINT YOU AN OUTFIT!

(Submitted by Yodie )

What exactly are you trying to do?

(Submitted by poodlefart )

I dreamt about receipts last night. anyone in that boat?

(Submitted by Kenny )

This is my birthday...and it appears as though he has bought some rather interesting items....weirdo

(Submitted by Usagi )

You know that you can use the pots over again, don't you? You don't have to throw them out when the plant dies.

(Submitted by Yoda47 )

He's got to be up to his neck in dirt by now. How much soil can one person use?