Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by secret agent XXX)

Derek, I'm afraid they are on to us. I told you that if you put up the constant purchases of dri bottoms and scott's soil, they would catch on to our secret mission. you are hereby relieved of your duties.

(Submitted by Sht4Brains)

Is Matt finally going to get his belated Valentine's Day card? Awwwwww.... Derek - you shouldn't have!

(Submitted by Shiznert)

Dude, this is messed up shit...

(Submitted by polack)

congratulations for making a cash transaction

(Submitted by greeneyes)

Hey!! We all know she's been dating -- maybe he's ready to make the big move toward marriage. Matt would be thrilled to know the number of nasty fornicators shopping in His WalMart is going to drop. Now, what are we going to get Derek for a wedding gift??

(Submitted by sht4brains)

Dish set? toaster? year supply of Dri Bottms? ....(whichever is easiest to return "USED")

(Submitted by ali)

heheeh.. wow, a counter card. awesome. rad. where can i get one?

(Submitted by Eagle7)

What happened to MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN?

(Submitted by sht4brains)

.....He's probably at that clearing in the woods - making virgin sacrafices to Matt. Hey, wait a second.... WHERE'S GREENEYES?????

(Submitted by polack)

Where's MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN? My guess is they're finally enforcing that restraining order. FREE MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN!

(Submitted by greeneyes)

I'm right here -- I'm fine -- thanks for your concern. I am in no danger of playing the starring role in a virgin sacrifice. I, too, have been tempted by the fruits of the tree of lust.

(Submitted by Elgran Toplero)

So, you've actually been doing this for three years?. Are you a mailman or something? or were you a cow in a past life? I thought I used to waste my time but this is amazing...

(Submitted by greeneyes)

I don't think Brother Elgran gets it. Brains -- I saw a lovely waffle iron we can get Derek for his soon-to-be announced marriage.

(Submitted by RaverChick)

A counter card? Like "This card has been viewed XX times."? Wal-Mart - they're so cutting-edge.

(Submitted by Money Man)

Cash? Having credit problems? I can Help, Let me help you!

(Submitted by kilky)

Counter card! Wee!

(Submitted by LauraLee)

R U OK?

(Submitted by drippy)

Hey looks like another road trip to Fargo is coming up. Need that card so that Darryl may forgive you for the long absence? Or was is that ho Mira Abag? Is she back again? Whats the matter couldnt spring for the Walmart fake roses? Times are are but buddy you got to take some risk once in awhile if you want to score.

(Submitted by macboysf)

The card is for his TRUE love... Shannon Koch! I'm becoming a mess over this... He's so romantic. Do you think Matt knows about the romance between Shannon and Derek? I sure hope Matt doesn't get jealous and kill Shannon.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DO YOU TAKE PICTURES AT WALMART?

(Submitted by Brian )

I was trying really hard to resist the temptation of announcing that Derek bought something on my birthday, but under the immense strain I seem to have Scotts Soiled my Dri-Bottoms.

(Submitted by g-ray )

I bought one of those counter cards and had to return it. Damn thing wouldn't count worth a shit!

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Yo, G.. cards can't count. get with the program, yo.