Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Catherine)

Did all the lights in yoour house go off at once/ Whatever Ronson Butan and BM Baht Rnc are...I'm sure they'll be of great use to you while you replace your oven/fridge light and other light bulbs.

(Submitted by Eagle7)

Hey... how the hell did Derek get an Ultra Palm X when all I can buy is a Palm VII?

(Submitted by greeneyes)

I think Derek just bought part of the nation of Bhutan for $1.78. Just the Ronson neighborhood, apparently. Must be tied into that BM Baht RCN. I'll bet that's a minor principality as well. Are you going to succeed from Bhutan and declare yourself soverign of your very own county? Will you have a Walmart in Derekland? Me, I like Target too so you'll have to get both for when I visit.

(Submitted by Homer)

Ooooh, A&W Cream Soda....*drool* AWWWWHAHWWWWHHHGGGGGGGG....

(Submitted by YeahRight)

Damn straight motherfucker

(Submitted by Sht4brains)

"ULTRA PALM X" Derek - you didn't have to go out and by a whole new palm.... (coulda just shaved the hair off the old one - good as new)

(Submitted by Fallen69)

How do you manage to play with a $25 bill? And doesnt that conviently add up to 23.00?

(Submitted by Im@work)

Dereck - Please go shopping! I'm having withdrawal because you haven't posted anything since the 15th and today is the 31st. I miss you! Tell Matt Kreig I said Hi!

(Submitted by Im@work)

Dereck - Please go shopping! I'm having withdrawal because you haven't posted anything since the 15th and today is the 31st. I miss you! Tell Matt Kreig I said Hi!

(Submitted by infamous susan g)

ok so here is the deal I thought that the walmart guy was pathetic, but you people who comment on what he buys as if this friggin man is god are even worse. and no I don't care if it is Aand W I hate cream soda.

(Submitted by Cherdy)

Hmm... Ronson Butan... So, what did you do at Wal Mart, buy a Pakistanian Immigrant?

(Submitted by dynamo)

How does the oven/refrigerator light know not to turn of when it's in the oven?

(Submitted by Black~ice)

What is going on?????-this is crazy

(Submitted by VC)

As you will notice on the receipt, "We sell for less" is displayed. This is correct. Walmart only pays their salespeople $2.27/hour to sell their products. Other stores, such as Target, Big K, etc. pay their salespeople no less than $5.25/hour...just thought you would like to know.

(Submitted by js)

Ronson Butan...its a lighter, you morons. Butane, get it? Ronson is only the biggest manufacturer of self- immolation devices in the free world.

(Submitted by Charliesinthetrees)

VC there is such a thing as minimum wage. Perhaps you would not like to patronize a restaurant, though, as they pay less than that to wait staff. Then again, what, do you eat dog or something over there in seoul? Don't be pissy just because walmart will not import your substandard dri-bottoms clones to sell to unsuspecting americans like kmart and target would... LONG LIVE MATT KRIEG!

(Submitted by mynutsitch)

What happened to Mt Dew Derek? Is this how you plan to come down off your addiction? Replacing it with one even worse?

(Submitted by Wax66)

Woohoo! He bought a 3 pak of A-Shirts on my birthday! This guy rocks! I'm heading to WalMart right NOW!

(Submitted by Shatner)

What's your deal with batteries, light bulbs, and snot rags? I mean, sheesh.

(Submitted by eatglue)

"hey, i think ill go around and change all the light bulbs today. haha, i bet my wife hasnt thought of that!"

(Submitted by Hepcat)

Ah. So he has purchased a lighter, as well as an incredible amount of soil, conspicuous numbers of light bulbs and potted plants. He has not purchased cigarettes. Does Wal-Mart sell cigarettes? If they do, I think we can lay to rest the quarrel over whether or not Derek is supply homegrown to the town of Dilworth. There's no way that in three years a smoker would not buy a pack of cigarettes at a Wal-Mart. Is it fun to change the oil in your car when you're stoned? I've never tried. Are you a mechanic? Was Ryan Hoage fired or what? What happened to him? He was my favourite manager, though Matt is starting to rise up in my estimation...

(Submitted by someone who is getting the munchies)

It's taken all this time to get the proof, but I am now totally convinced that Derek is growing pot in his home. All those flowers be damned. That was a cover. The lighter is the tip-off, man. Hepcat, while he may not be able to tell time (see a previous receipt but don't ask me which one 'cause I don't remember) he is onto something there with the cigarettes. He probably has bought lighters at the grocery store to throw us off the track, but he slipped up. Hey, I'm not judging you Derek. I just wanna know if I can send you counter cards when you're in jail.

(Submitted by doug )

another oven referee light. sweet

(Submitted by cmp )

I think that Derek is one of those people who takes up smoking as an adult - just because it makes him look "so damn cool". Also, he's got so much free time now that he's not changing diapers 24/7.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

MWASH, MR CLEAN IS MAD AT YOU NOW!

(Submitted by gareth )

Congrats...you also got one of the limited collectors' edition of Palmolive X..you know, the one with Pam Anderson naked on the label. Sold out here in 2 hours...

(Submitted by Cathy )

Ok, how do you always end up only buying a few things. I can go in for some Goobers pnut butter and jelly and end up with 200 items. Is that why you are going everyday?