Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by LittleMoth )

====FIRST POSTER==== Bows flaps waves <tilts head for medal.... thank you,Thank you.

(Submitted by dete )

Anyone know what the code below the phone number or the code below "# ITEMS SOLD 9" mean?

(Submitted by dete )

I wonder if Walmart #1627 is a regular store or a Supercenter.

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Goodbye F.G. Carpjean, 3 pack never knew you at all, you were just a garanimal, I had your counter card on the wall *thank you, thank you very much*

(Submitted by Abi )

5th place! The return of the facial tissu....that Jean is always carping on....

(Submitted by melon )

poem: go little fish; be; alive; go, see the post; see your eyes. THE END.

(Submitted by Jack Schitt )

Im just glad Mr Matt has a solid Job.. All those tissues scared me for a sec!

(Submitted by Precut Carp )

Hey Jean baby...you come here often?

(Submitted by Jean )

Oooh Pre-babes, now there's a leading question...

(Submitted by Jean )

Oooh Pre-babes, now there's a leading question...

(Submitted by Abi )

is that what's known as a double entendre?

(Submitted by susie@Emergencyward10 )

Better get some anti- tuberculous triple therapy for that garanimal PDQ before he starts COUGHING over everyone...

(Submitted by Chiquita )

I'm so happy. I'm so content. I never though a receipt could have this effect on me. *contented sigh*

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Oops. So content I mis-typed. It shoulda been "I never thoughT..."

(Submitted by Charmin' Charmin )

All that facial tissue, but nothing for the other end...please don't tell me he's using paper towels.

(Submitted by Dagon )

I tried searching a UPC code database for the FG CARPJEAN, but struck out. Something tells me that Derek is sporting a new pair of jeans made out of the end roll of some lime-green shag carpet.... "Carpet Jeans"!

(Submitted by Dagon )

Next week he'll be buying some medicated lotion, those kind of jeans tend to chafe. I bet that garanimals shirt looks GQ when paired with the carpet jeans

(Submitted by Ss )

Gd mnng, Id lk a WM P TWL pls........

(Submitted by Freud )

Finally! Where have you been Derek on vacation? Didn't they have any Wal-mart's there? As usuall screw Mushu and the Compubank he rode in on.

(Submitted by Bonnie Piesse's lame chicken )

Charmin' Charmin', I think you'll find that Derek has catered for both the entry and exit orifices in this one receipt (look closely at that WM P TWL 3PK, look closely, you are getting sleepy, sleepy, now imagine yourself as a syphilitic llama...). He always thinks of everything, don't doubt his supreme wisdom.

(Submitted by Refuse of the western world )

Finally! I believe it's Derek's butt I have square in my sights, just have to squeeeeze *grunt puff* past Roseanne Barr's well endowed but nonetheless comely butt *phew cabbage* and yes, there it is! Shining and redolent with the dew of early morning ablutions! And look, not one but two WM P TWL 3PKs to attend to his every need! Oh hail ye mighty and omniscient butt!

(Submitted by Andre )

Wouldn't be a month in Dilworth without a counter card or 7,000. Hey Dalliance, I said hi to you back on the last receipt before realising Derek had moved on to a new receipt. I *miss* you, you seem to have slipped away, leaving me bruised, battered, and highly vulcanised (and I'm not talking pointy ears and terminal rod-up-the-ass attitude, either).

(Submitted by Björn Ulvæus )

Chiquita, you'll be dancing once again and the pain will end

(Submitted by Scat attack )

Sometimes my mommy likes nothing better than to watch me poop on a counter card. It makes her feel like it's all been worth it, especially if it's one daddy bought her for mother's day. I love my mommy.

(Submitted by Abi )

aaah, Andre, don't despair, Dal will be back soon - here have a facial tissu to wipe away the tears....

(Submitted by chris )

Anyone that would like to email their purchases at Wal Mart, K-Mart, or any other purchases from a large retailer. I am looking to contact their suppliers, so I only need company name, and any other contact info that may be on the packaging. Fun site. Chris

(Submitted by in lieu of reed )

Are Carp Jeans anything like edible panties?

(Submitted by Mellow Yellow )

Why the Garanimals? Are you bucking for a big promotion?

(Submitted by Hefty )

Two 3 Packs of WalMart Paper Towels, I assume? You've really got to hand it to yourself!

(Submitted by walfix )

Grouper Shorts are meant to be fondled.

(Submitted by lieu )

I dream of shagging the carpet Jeannie.

(Submitted by caroline )

I cannot believe how much you shop at Walmart. Do you ever shop anywhere else? Also, which is sadder? That you started this site or that people like me actually spend the time looking at it? I think we're sadder!

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Bjorn, Caroline seems very down. Could you please give her some of your wise words of encouragement? I'm sure it'd help. *handing Caroline a facial tissu to wipe away her tears of sadness*

(Submitted by caroline )

Has anyone been following this since the beginning?

(Submitted by caroline )

forgot this part.....because i just found it today. slow day at the office. hours to waste.

(Submitted by Little Moth )

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(Submitted by Little Moth )

==Smells funny in here again== Does this have anything to do with all the sodden tissues,paper towels and soda cream? Or is it the smell of Carp Jeans? ==Flutters away===

(Submitted by Freud )

Could be that big fart I just cut.

(Submitted by Andre )

RIP Dalliance, I guess. I hope it wasn't...excessive overuse of latex and spandex wigs...accidentally brought into too close proximity with an aim'n'flame...oh Dalliance *sob* I'm so sorry, so deeply sorry, will you ever forgive me? and you looked so beautiful from beneath the glass table top...at least from that particular angle.

(Submitted by Björn Ulvæus )

Chiquita, you will have no time for grieving

(Submitted by Refuse of the western world )

Mmmmm, chunky fart if you can cut it. Serve with side order of used dri-bottoms.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Andre...Oh Andre my sweet!!! Fear not, tis only a technical problem my laptop is experiencing. I was experimenting with some special attachments whilst reviewing some downloaded...er...er...films, and I'm afraid I shorted out my trusty laptop. Alas, I am now awaiting a new ac adapter to be mailed to me, meanwhile I am, *wincing* powerless. Now, love, down on your knees and hand Me my CARP JEANS, please. *waving madly and blowing kisses at Terry, Chiqs, Abi, and all the Boyz*

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Hi Derek...*blushing*...this is a very provocative receipt...but I thought we *smiling, blushing some more* agreed that baby wipes were the way to go? I guess you were so busy buying stuff and fighting off the unsolicited attention of all those other women, that you forgot the Snickers Bar again...it's okay. Really, I understand. I'm sure you'll remember next time. *Big smile*

(Submitted by Andre )

Really, Dalliance, I don't mind, the more men you share your eager delights with the better, but honestly, I have dealt with the latex, it's all spick and span, and I'm told by a reliable medical source that we CAN fix that little problem with the nozzle on your Lou Grant deluxe aim'n'flame blow up doll with apono bulb attachment. And then imagine...how much we can play together! And that glass table top is so easy to clean. "Just call me angel of the morning..." ba da ba boom .............................. ...

(Submitted by Bonnie Piesse's lame chicken )

Operator 602...hmmmmmm, a thing is developing for Ms 602, isn't there? Have you so quickly discarded Ms Koch? Operator 602 is now your *favourite* operator.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

PLEASE DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU BUYING JEANS IN WAL MART!

(Submitted by Jelycat )

Hey! This is the exact day I got married! I was in Puerto Vallarta, tho

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Derek is quite the nattily clad fellow with this garanimals pull-over...

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

HEY!! The fish gets a pair of jeans, I get a hot cup of jacksquat. What gives????

(Submitted by Mandy )

I think the CRPT JEANS is CARPENTER JEANS...but call me crazy! ;)