Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Lifeless )

You know, I was extremely depressed because I was alone tonight with no family or friends within 400 miles, but being a complete loser does have it's advantages...I'm FIRST!! Woohoo!! Look at me! Ok, I'm depressed again.

(Submitted by You think to hard )

Hmm...a THERMOMETER and a MAG RACK? I'm waiting for someone to use your site as a source when writing a thesis on the changing shopping habits of Amercians due to the increasingly easy access to discount stores. Thirty years ago a THERMOMETER and a MAG RACK would have been on someone's shopping list for weeks before they actually made their monthly trip to the department store downtown. Now they're bought on a whim. I love living in the future.

(Submitted by Fay )

You are always sick!(eg., thermometer, tissues, robitussin, etc.) You should stay the hell out of walmarts as there are apparently a lot of germs there and your resistance seems to be quite low!

(Submitted by Petra )

This is so cooool! Is it not just too neat that people are resourceful and creative enough to contribute to a site like this? I have perused a hodge-podge of receipts and feel that I actually *know* Derek, as a person. This is too, too weird! But! - one of the most clever ways I've ever seen to get people together. (don't know what our purpose is - but, here we are)I, for one, will be back to scope it out - just for curiosity. I must admit...those Dri-Bottoms have me a tad concerned. And now a thermometer - *!* I won't sleep a wink until I can determine, by your receipts, that you are feeling well and happy!

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Hey Derry *waving* Isn't it divine when he speaks? *bowing before the ALMIGHTY SYSOP* By the way, Fay and Petra, The Big D has a toddler so that counts for the Dri- Bottoms of yore (we surmise) and at least some of the tissue. Oh, but look a MAG RACK - torturing Mags again, are we? And the THERMOMETER, well, I'll leave that one be.

(Submitted by Mag )

I do have quite a rack, don't I? And they're not even implants, I swear. Worth a lot more than $19.96, too.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Welcome Petra! I scrounged around in the toaster box to find you a "new poster gift" and found this TURTLENECK B that I think is just your size. *waving happily to Dalliance*

(Submitted by Drew )

You know, I just got over being sick. It makes me happy to know that someone else is too! That thing that's going around is awful, but I doubt that you guys would get it over there. There's nothing like snuggling up to the magazine rack to take your temp. on a cold winter night. Yeahhhh....I'm finally not the seven billionth poster. I don't know if all ever be a 1st time celebratory poster, however. One can only dream of such things. Yeah. Cough, cough...Get better DEREK!

(Submitted by Marshall Blueberry )

A twenty dollar "Mag Rack".........interesting. I really hope this is a present, spending that much on something so glamourous as a Mag Rack three days before Christmas is kind of Grinch- like. Don't you think?

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

So where's MATT KRIEG'S NO.1 FAN when we need him?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

FOR THE NEW YR, I SUGGEST YOU PICK EITHER MATT OR DARRYL. AND WHAT HAPPENED TO SCOTT AND RYAN?

(Submitted by The Masked Poster )

Hmmm...I have yet to see any purchases of Chia Pets or The Clapper...and isn't that what Wal*Mart and gift giving are all about?

(Submitted by anna )

you are very smart for shopping at wallmart! you have saved lots of money over the years. good for you!

(Submitted by sarah )

sales tax sucks!!!

(Submitted by Grover )

Only candy one day, thermometer the next; what happened, eat too much candy to make you sick?

(Submitted by facialtissue )

but he got the FACIAL TISSUE

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Dear Fanny: It is my sad duty to inform you that Matt Krieg's #1 fan was killed in action during the K-mart/Wal- Mart price war of 2001. #1 was struck in the head by a pair of Jaclyn Smith size 18 stretch pants and suffered massive head trauma. Rest assured that #1 did his part for his favourite local discount store. You and #1's family and friends can be proud. Sincerely, Sgt. Mjr. Darryl Marchetta 1st Wal-Mart Battalion/Low Price Company