Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Silver )

Um. I just tripped onto this site. On 2/12/01. At 9:28 p.m. Eastern Time. (21:28) So, like, this was posted just less than 4 hours ago. Wow. Really on top of things here, huh?

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Yeehaw! Doin' 2nd place poster two-step!!!

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Hiho Silver. (can't believe I could put that into a conversation).Some of us have a life, some of us *checking receipt* have some serious romanticising to do; uh-huh, its the old Valentines Day present hunt, (1)Look for a clay pot with this night light. (2) Is it covered with hearts, wrapping paper, cards etc? (3) If yes, empty the pot to reveal your present. (4) Oh darling, just what I always wanted. A floaty T- shirt. *gritted teeth* with a walmart receipt printed on the front.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Der, there is a farm animal conspicuously missing from this receipt. Is your farm really complete with only a COW TALES and PONY S? You really oughta look into some chickens, or sumpthin. By the way, don't run with those SCISSORS (or the GLUE STIC for that matter).

(Submitted by Dalliance )

CHR HEARTS - mmmm...Charred Hearts??...still burning them up in the check out aisle, eh Big D? Hey Chiqca!! *big snog from the east coast* BB, Darling (I just love to hear you speak that word even though it's never directed my way...but no matter. BB, my VAL PAK FLOWS for you. I must ask, will you light my night? FLT my T SHIRT? RE STIC...er...um...my...well, GLUE? Check yes or no.

(Submitted by Abi )

Oh, this is so romantic...*deep sigh*......Big snogz to Chiq, Dal & BB, where are the boyz?!! Oh, and a hiho to Silver!!

(Submitted by Dally )

Hey Hey Abi-Cakes! Yes, isn't it all so romantic? Makes me just want to sink my teeth into a big ol' WalFix Ass Sandwich. One with everything on it...yes ma'am,...loaded..."filler up", I say....mmmm...weeeedawgie! Wash it down with a bit of the ol' DEW (all by the glow of a flickering NIGHT LIGHT) and, then, oh yes, finish it off with .88 cents worth of VAL CANDY and a CHR HEART. Now, that is what I call living. OK, so, speaking of which, which one of us girls are gonna go woo Jerry 3?

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey there Dally - I think the Wal*Tart Goddesses should be resurrected to go woo J3 - a name like that is either showing off, or he can handle three in one go!! Wotcha reckon??

(Submitted by Dally )

I dunno, Cakes, but if may be all 3 of us would be necessary. Just in case 2 of us have to hold him down whilst the other defrauds him. Say, listen, I see an F beside the CHARRED HEARTS and the VAL CANDY. I wonder if they are items de fraud. Very curious.

(Submitted by Abi )

hell - why not make it four - where's Jennifer!! This sounds right up her street!!!

(Submitted by Chiq )

Ooooh *rubbing hands together fiendishly* yeah, let's perform a de-frauding-ritual I learned from a group of Gypsies. Oh, Jerry might think it's a little strange at first, but trust me, he'll be in heaven by the time we're done with him.

(Submitted by Concerned Observer )

I for one am concerned that CHR HEARTS may, in fact, be cheater hearts and that he is breaking hearts on Valentine's Day. And, using his new Lexmark to print elicit photographs of his torrid affair using the new PHOTO PAPER.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Hey, where'd Terry, lieu, Jeen & Germaniac go? Could J3 be holding them hostage until Derek stops promoting fraud against W*M??? *eyeing J3 suspiciously with furrowed brow*

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I AM THE 13TH PERSON TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT THIS RECEIPT, ON WHICH DEREK BOUGHT 13 ITEMS. THE 4TH ITEM... FTL TEE SHITRS, PLEASE HONEY DON'T TELL MY THAT IS NOT A NEON SHIRT, DON'T GO 80'S ON ME HUN!

(Submitted by Jennifer )

Hey Chiqs, Abi-doll, I love ya, things are not VAL PAK FLOWing down here right now, somebody turned on the NIGHT LIGHT and the GLUE STIC hit the CLAY POT. That's what I get for wearing these Flirty Tight Little T SHIRTS. Talk about yer CHR HEARTS. I don't think there's enough VAL CANDY to save this one. If only the PHOTO PAPER didn't show me clutching him in the SCISSORS hold on the COUNTER CARD. BTW, KMA J3.

(Submitted by Andromeda )

Why do u need clay pots?

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Who uz the sweetheart, Dewek?

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey Jennifer - Happy Valentine's Day babe! I love you too...you really do crack me up - keep wearing those T SHIRTS......don't change your style!!

(Submitted by Dal )

Happy V. D., everyone. Jennifer, good to see your font on the page...and, thank god too, just in time, we need you to help me and Cakes and Chiqs to subdue the evil J3. Oh, and bring those SCISSSORS if you don't mind. HEY FASHION GIRL, How you doin'? Question, FLT - wot the heck does that mean??

(Submitted by Andre )

Awwww...how sweet, Derek buys hearts for his new valentine, and a pair of scissors to have a vasectomy so he doesn't have to burden her with exposing the frign dri-bottoms purchases to the rest of the universe. Thank you Derek, thank you so much.

(Submitted by Shannen )

This is too much! I can't stop! Somebody save me! Must turn off computer! I give up. Dal-person, an FLT is a Tourglide Harley Davidson motorcycle, but an FTL is a Fruit of the Loom tee. OK, really, I gotta go now.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Hey y'all & Happy Val. Day. I'm thinking that if lieu and/or Terry is absent again today, it's highly likely that one of them is Cupid & just too busy right now to post here. Hmmmm, I'm picturing them in pink tights... makes one salivate for a good ass sandwich. KITTY TREATS for everyone *flinging in all directions*

(Submitted by Abi )

Chiq - I am laughing my CUFF SOCKS off here, the thought of Terry & lieu, in all their girthyness, in pink tights - my god!! Now, would that be with or without a fig leaf?

(Submitted by in lieu of walfix )

sorry, i was busy replacing the blade on the pickle/meat slicer. i know you gals do like the fancy-cut butt... ummm... ass. hmmmm. faulty t-shirts? better break wif tradition and keep your receipt. waddya been smoking, clay pot?

(Submitted by anna nicole smith )

value candy? cheap bastard.

(Submitted by in lieu of not inhaling )

strange... i was standing here next to the clay pot kiln, breathing deeply, and thinking about all of YOUR pink tights.

(Submitted by bond )

Me thinks Derek has something big, but lowbudget planned for Valentine's day. Hmm.. claypots, photo paper, scissors, glue stick - perhaps he's going to photograph some flowers, cut 'em out, glue 'em in the clay pot and hope his chick doesn't notice under the romantic glow of that night light. And dressing up in those his and hers Fargo Topless Lounge T-Shirts ... well that oughtta get everyone's juices flowing! Certainly $1.85 worth of cherry hearts and value candy will seal the deal after the extravagence of a $3.00 card. She will just worship the very ground those cuff socks walk on.

(Submitted by eraserhead )

I am.... totally blown away by the fact that seemingly ALL of the i am postings are gone. shit shit shit damn crap hell booger fart. i'm gonna kick jerry geisler the turd's butt. if he's not real big.

(Submitted by suddenly censored )

crap crap crap darn heck booger tinkle.

(Submitted by Abi )

weren't me, I wasn't here...what happened???

(Submitted by lieu )

as best i can figure... fore.

(Submitted by Rico Suave )

FTL T Shirt. Derek was reliving his past. He wants to got to back to Ft. Lauderdale real bad, but with the wife and kid and job boggin him down he did the next best thing. He bought a T-shirt. Dream on Derek!

(Submitted by Jennifer )

Damn! This place needs a chill pill. Chiqs, sorry to report that the T-bastard is NOT Cupid, last I heard, he ran off with a waitress in orange shorts. So much for that. Now, everybody take a deep breath, relax, we're going waaaaay back. Ready? "Strumming my PAPER with his SCISSORS, singing my NIGHT LIGHT with his T SHIRT, CLAY POT me softly with his SPONGE, CLAY POT me softly, with his SPONGE, CHR HEART my whole life, with his words, CLAY POT me softly. With his SPONGE. Cheers!

(Submitted by JP )

BTW, Abs. anks-thay for the ude-nay ics-pay.

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey JP - you're welcome girly - I thought you'd like them back.....! Keep the collection together - loved the song!

(Submitted by lieu )

damn, now i've got another song to eveready thru my innocent little mind all day. and i was previously enjoying achey-breaky heart so... okay jeen, you can rummage thru my classic collection until your heart (and mine's) content. abs, nud eh pics tay? my way mkay?

(Submitted by ummm... me )

please tell that mullet's heart, his achy breaky heart, that we don't think he understands, that he makes us sick, that rogaine abusing prick, and we never did consider him a man.

(Submitted by . )

everybody...

(Submitted by susie )

neeeee-eeeeeds somebody to love

(Submitted by Abs )

erm, lieuy lieuy - they weren't of me....more of a 'masculine' theme....but I'm sure if you ask Jennifer nicely, she may show them to you....

(Submitted by in lieu of that )

all requests CANCELLED!

(Submitted by inspector clouseau )

is you susie ex-prozac or suz from ncal or jest a special susie???

(Submitted by Shannen )

Is Val Candy any relation to John Candy, or is Clay Pot any relation to Pol Pot, and if so, how come they're both dead?

(Submitted by dot communist )

cuz neither could control their appetite.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Ahem Abi-cakes, end-say e-may the ude-nay ics-pay. But don't break any intnational pornography laws, if you have to wrap 'em in a FTL T SHIRT first, don't worry about it. Snog!!!

(Submitted by Abi )

Chiq babe - I think you'll have to sweet talk young Jennifer, I sent them all back, but they were very "girthy" to say the least...

(Submitted by susie )

Who wants to know? But yes I am special and a dab hand with the jig-blade.

(Submitted by susienowhereneartheprozac )

If Dally is Dalliance, Dal,Hummingbird and shtmp how many of us are really out there? I was Moby once I think. But with better teeth,yours sincerely Susie. PS.I miss Grasshopper and Melon, are they other people too?

(Submitted by Andre )

Omilord, Shannen, she changed the vowel but she can't change our devotion to her and our eternal reverence at her checkout shrine. You go Shannen, don't worry, it will all make sense soon....

(Submitted by Andre )

I know it's only me, but I keep thinking a "val pak flow" has something to do with regulating the output of Derek's vas deferens.

(Submitted by NotAndre )

Yes,YES! TC# 5688 9549 9691 7580 5710. Now I can return that book on butterfly hunting old aunt Agnes gave me for Christmas. Thank you, Derek!

(Submitted by Ben )

Cool site, man. Wal-Mart is cool. If any1 wants to talk, mail me 2day. Peace out.

(Submitted by Abi )

Well Jennifer, I guess everyone took you seriously, took the chill pill and are still out cold....BTW - I haven't been able to stop singing that song....

(Submitted by Abi )

Well Jennifer, I guess everyone took you seriously, took the chill pill and are still out cold....BTW - I haven't been able to stop singing that song....

(Submitted by dr. ruth )

Who is "Val Candy"???!! Just who is this Mr. "Clay Pot"? Do you think they would like to use my body wash?

(Submitted by susie )

So these two claypots named Bill and Ben went into a bar looking for Little Weed. And the barman (who happened to be a Woodentop) said "Get out, I don't serve claypots."

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Darling Dalliance, is it that time of the moonth, or do I diagnose incipient 'iamicitis'? I prescribe snickers twice-daily until a job offer comes.

(Submitted by Andre )

Did you get a free moose toe with that tight white slutty FTL t-shirt, Derek? Perhaps Shannen could elucidate.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

BB, it is not the time of the month or my poverty or my impending divorce or my migraines (although those things don't help), it is just one does get weary of being flamed every 2 days...i.e. do check out the lovely poem about me on the BBS beginning with "You're nobody's wife, get a life.." by someone using the name "bored". And while I do admit to being a big sinner and a bore, as well as annoyingly present, I try not to hurt people so it hurts me when people say things like "I am waiting for AIDS to crawl up your ass so you will die" among other things. But will gladly try the Snickers 2 per day.

(Submitted by Dalliance (cont. then shutting up about it all) )

And, it hurt even more when Derek accused me of asking that the "I am" site be changed to fit my needs when I have never even considered such a thing. (Nevermind, that the very same suggestion has been made before by others time and again) but I've not ever complained and could care less about a stupid banner. His accusation hurt more than any slur I've received. So there. I said it and I move on with the lesson that it pays not to get too close or care too much. Afterall, as he said "it is only a site" and I am only a real live person behind a name

(Submitted by Ali-G )

Booyacka Derek!!! tis your bruver from Staines, Ali giv'in it large. I, Ali ee's worried dat d'ere r' no nu reseats on da site. Da massive giv da maxeemum respeck for da kewl reseats. Keep da faith Big up respeck and keep it reel Ali PS Madonna giv's da site maxeemum respeck.

(Submitted by I.M. Dmub )

Derek. Your homepage is really cool. I rate it 4 stars. I would rate it 5 stars, but you don't have any movies or a chat room. If you did, I would give you 5 stars, but you only get 4 stars because you don't have any of that other stuff I was just talking about.

(Submitted by Shannen )

OK, I had to look up elucidate (I liked what I thought it meant better) now can you elucidate moose toe for me?

(Submitted by Hypnotic Bob )

Is there any way that I can be notified by email whenever this page changes? That way, I wouldn't have to display this page all day long just waiting for an update. Wouldn't it be dandy if, say, I got a snappy little email notification that you had been out shopping for more exciting trinkets? Could you do it? Could you Derek? Please? I need to get some sleep.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Well let me just say I really like the word "snappy" (credit to Hypnotic Bob). I'm gonna start using it all the time now. For example, that is one snappy COUNTER CARD ya got there, Derek.

(Submitted by SuzinN.Cal )

Nope here I am!!! T'weren't me before. Nice to meet ya Susie *holding out hand* Hi ALL!!! Hi Lieu!Hi Chiq!Hi Dal! Hi Abi! Have a grrrreat week!! :o)

(Submitted by Ali-G )

Tis I Ali, giv'in maxeemum respeck to der bruvvers oo r gett'in down with da reeseats. But mee's is not happy, coz da is no nu reeseats. Derek keep it reel, with da nu reeseats. Da massive need da reseats. R' there no nu reseats cos mme's from Staines.....

(Submitted by Dally-ance )

Pardon me but where exactly is Staines? Is it any place like Wal*mart?

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey Dal - Staines is just outside London, stuck off of the M25 (Heathrow airport-ish) - not a particularly inspiring place, I grew up near there....that's why I now live in Strumpet Shire! Here - have a CHR HEART babe!

(Submitted by Sid )

I left some stains outside of London once...

(Submitted by Dally )

Thanks Abi-Cakes...*SNOG*...*laughing heartily at Sid*

(Submitted by susie )

Hi Ali-G, do you like cricket?

(Submitted by Owner of a lonely heart )

You've got to work to succeed

(Submitted by Ali-G )

Tis' I Ali, massive respeck to da bruvvers out dere. Mee's is worried dat u bruvvers from the US r not down wiv da Staines massive and da fenomenon dat's tis I Ali-G. Mee's don't like cricket giv mee's punani. Cricket tis for da battyboys. U can catch mee's in Madonna video to da wicked tune "Music" I is rollin' in da limo. Keep'n it reel and respeck to da reseats. Respeck Ali.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Abi, wot's punani? Is that, like, some kind of chutney?

(Submitted by Dally )

All respeck to u, Ali. Leave ur light on, dude!

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Ohhh God, no! nooooo! not the yellow rifle-arcade blinking thing again...it won't leave me alone..it's taking control of my mind...must Cruise for Jewelry...must visit WWF site...Buy Cheap Ticket..Insurance!!! I need INSURANCE...oh the horror, the horror.

(Submitted by Ali-G )

Tis I Ali, da punani, chuntney? Don't makes mees laff. Blink, blink baby, blink blink. Ali tis outta ere......

(Submitted by Ali-G )

Tis I Ali, da punani, chuntney? Don't makes mees laff. Blink, blink baby, blink blink. Ali tis outta ere......

(Submitted by susie )

Bye bye Ali, but I think you ought to step down from the limo and check out the cricket from time to time.

(Submitted by Abi )

Dally - a punani is, *whispering in ear* slang for a lady's front bottom....

(Submitted by Ali-G )

Ali say, cricket for battyboys. Da limo still roll'in. Respeck Ali.

(Submitted by got milk )

i don't know who is more of a loser you derek for posting your receipts or me for reading them.

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

I'm putting on my CLAY POT, turning on my NIGHT LIGHT, VAL PACKING my FLOWs; I'm CHRing my HEARTS, VALLing my CANDY, COUNTER CARDing my nose.

(Submitted by Dalliance (red-faced) )

ahhhhhhhh....thanks Abi, I'd be lost without ya!

(Submitted by Bonnie Piesse's lame chicken )

I have nothing interesting to say, so I thought I'd regale you with some stats. Operator #602 is still Derek's favourite checkout operator (9 visits) closely followed by #1102 and #864 (7 visits each). His favourite terminal is - drum roll please - #7 (a good and godly man, even if he will persist on shopping on the Lord's day). The most common message at the bottom of the receipts is "Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart" (yes, that's right, "Wal-Mart Oreo Stacking Contest May 23", though of rare piquancy and subtle emotion, never really caught on, and was displayed only three times before Matt Krieg decided to whip it off).

(Submitted by The Management )

Dear got milk, In regard to your recent query as to whom is the bigger loser - Derek or yourself? The answer would, I'm afraid, be you. The worm turns on the point of originality. The fact that the phrase "I don't know who is the big loser...etc" is second in usage only to the biting riposte "Get a life" (coming in at 9,453,013, vs. "G.A.L."'s sterling 11,004,233) unfortunately means you lose. Regretfully yours, The Management

(Submitted by Choade )

CHOADE

(Submitted by Cricket )

*chirp* *chirp* *chirp* *chirp* *chirp* *chirp*

(Submitted by Walt Disney )

*stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*

(Submitted by John the Baptist )

*chew* *chew* *chew* *chew* *chew* *chew*

(Submitted by Monica the Lewinsky )

*swallow* *swallow* *swallow* *swallow* *swallow* *swallow*

(Submitted by Joanne )

Okay...just found the site... very funny, except for Barney. He needs help, along with anyone who would post their Walmart stubs on the internet, and anyone who would ever make a repeat visit to this site. Just say no...

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

National day of mourning here - the 'greatest living Australian' has died. And if you need to ask who Don Bradman is, then you wont understand the answer...

(Submitted by well, thank God, that's one less bitch we have to deal with... )

Yo, Joanne, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

(Submitted by Ode To Don Bradman )

Crickets die all too soon but oh, the sweet music they make as the play among us...a sound that says to all the world, "Home. You are home"

(Submitted by Chiq )

Looks as though Joanne has a bit of a split personality... starts out by saying the site is funny, and ends by saying anyone who makes a repeat visit here needs "help." Hmmm, I dunno about everyone else, but I'll take "help" in the form of funny anyday! I'll be back *in my best Arnold impersonation*

(Submitted by M.Whitehead )

being from England I aint got a clue what all this gear is on this receipt..And our Asda has been taken over by bloody Walmart..the capitalists are coming...

(Submitted by Abi )

Hopefully Joanne's gone back to the 'get a life' crowd, sitting in a circle, basket weaving.... Good Morning Everybody!! And BB I was sorry to hear the sad news...

(Submitted by Ali-G )

Respeck tis I Ali in da howse!!! Keep'n it reel and respeck to da bruvvers out 'dere. Da scousers beet da Blue's on da penaltees in da Worthinton Cup Final. Da Villa r laffing. Keep it reel and still got luv for da streats. Ali.

(Submitted by Abi )

Uh Ali - did you ever know Merlin....just curious?

(Submitted by Ali-G )

Eh? Wat da meen? Merlin, who da heck tis eee? Ali

(Submitted by Ali-G )

Eh? Wat da meen? Merlin, who da heck tis eee? Ali

(Submitted by Ali-G )

Tis I Ali, I tis fed up of da boring comments on da site, Y don't u put da pukka comments on dis site? Ali haz betta tings 2 do. Ali tis outta 'ere. y don't u get a life...... (I be back to cheque dat the comments are pukka laters)

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey Ali - you could try basket weaving with Joanne....

(Submitted by Ali-G )

OOOOOOOO, basket weaving is my absolute favourite hobby. Also love flower arranging, embroidery and sewing. Got to go and make a new basket for my flowers. Catch you later luvvies....

(Submitted by alice capone )

dude, your bar code's gone bad. i suddenly feel like a convict w/o his glasses.

(Submitted by Smitemeister )

Golly what a spiffing site, I wish I could create a site where I could put all my lovely receipts from Tesco's and Safeways's on. I am going to try and create one. This is such a **** site. What person would want to put all their receipts on the web? And before any of you decided to slag me off the first part of this message is meant to be sarcastic, just thought I would point that out for all you Americans. Sneeringly yours Smitemeister

(Submitted by Chiq )

Smitemeister, y'all come on back when you've got something original to offer. Your post is SO overused.

(Submitted by lieu to orifice boy )

well, i don't guess his his list would have matched schindler's. wot an ugly head that was that jealousy raised.

(Submitted by lieu to orifice boy )

well, i don't guess his his list would have matched schindler's. wot an ugly head that was that jealousy raised.

(Submitted by Dally )

Shitemeister meet Joanne, Joanne meet Shitemeister..now, you two rays of sunshine just run along have yourselves a great day !! (beware: irony present). Just do us all a favor and don't procreate. TaTa!

(Submitted by Andre )

Dally, just one mention of procreation and it gets my apono bulbs all a-tingling.

(Submitted by billy-bob )

sad ! sad site with sad little people ! life is for living !

(Submitted by billy-bob )

sad ! sad site with sad little people ! life is for living !

(Submitted by billy-bob )

sad ! sad site with sad little people ! life is for living !

(Submitted by susie )

No, life is for shopping and spending and buying lots of lovely things at Walmart. Dear billybob I think you might need some tricyclic therapy.

(Submitted by mono a mono )

stupid in triplicate. now that's a time saver if'n i ever saw one.

(Submitted by Abi )

Chiq - you got a fly swatter in that toaster box, there's something really small and insignificant buzzing around.....droning on and on....

(Submitted by billy-bob )

even sadder ! sad with boring lives ! reminds me of a spanish proverb "a life lived in fear is a life half lived", but in this case "a life lived at walmart is no life at all !"

(Submitted by susie )

*looking for another claypot to put over the 3rd billy-bob*

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey - little irritating thing - why do you keep coming back if it's all so sad and boring - don't tell me - it makes you feel superior or something! Who's the sad one....

(Submitted by susie )

Hello Abi, this is a long time with no reseats.

(Submitted by Raz )

I may never go shopping ever again

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey there susie - jump forward a couple!! He snuck in two new ones....

(Submitted by Raz )

Top Site! I've got one too... www.iamalsoasadtwat.com

(Submitted by walfixture )

silly-blob needs to go work on his taxes or something. me wishes he'd quit being so analy attentive. hi girls. want some pizza?

(Submitted by Abi )

hey walfix! wanna play with the BATH POUF?

(Submitted by walfix )

i dunno... sounds like some english fairy. wot else you got?

(Submitted by susie )

We have the Boostercable, all charged up and ready to go.....

(Submitted by ralph nader )

they promised you the moon and stars for $1.68? and you bought it?

(Submitted by not daddy )

daddy, read me another cow tale before bedtime, mkay? kay daddy mkay? mkay daddy? daddy? daddy? mkay daddy mkay?

(Submitted by navin )

oh my gawd! he hates cans!

(Submitted by hen mother )

you better not be running wif those SCISSORS mister!

(Submitted by ex-tripod )

mkay susie, boostercable it is. here, let me lift it off the ground, heave it up and over my right shoulder, and off we go. won't abi be surprised?

(Submitted by james, it's watts for dinner )

burp

(Submitted by jeffrey dahmer )

"pork"? oh, i thought they said "poor kid" was the other white meat. ummm... sorry.

(Submitted by Jenny )

This receipt makes me think someone had a very romantic V-day. Not only one clay pot but two. Lots of candy. Paper, glue and scissors. I can only imagine. Home made V-day presents are the best. If I only had the time to do that.

(Submitted by susie )

Never mind V Day, we are now looking at only 42 days left until Easter and Derek is NOT SHOPPING.... *waving goodbye to tripod and the boostercable*

(Submitted by Abi )

walfix, susie - I am SO surprised!! Gobsmacked even...*staring, open mouthed at you both*.....

(Submitted by Freud )

What is with this Invalid Account stuff at the top of the page? This isn't the end is it?

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

I am here I am here I am here

(Submitted by Freud )

We appear to be the only ones Fanny.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

GO SHOPPING FOR SUMMER CLOTHES, CAUSE YOU ALL NEED TO CHILL!

(Submitted by Target )

Where has Derek gone? No purchases since February 12th. Lets put out an A.P.B. Maybe he is lost in the aisles of a "NEW" SUPER WALMART. Find him Save him PLEASE..PLEASE..PLEASE...

(Submitted by Freud )

I don't know where he is Target. He does have this new I am thing going as well as another reciept site where he shows what he has bought. Freud

(Submitted by Ayla )

For the love god, someone stop him! Cherubs are cute for Valentine's day and everything, but this is obviously all of the items needed for a mass physical degradation of your copious offspring as cheap holiday photo fodder!

(Submitted by XxNCSUxX )

Thanks for going all out on my b-day. It was just my 22nd so nothing special. ;)