Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by lambie )

*first poster dancin'*...yeeeeehaaaaaaa! *dancin' around the toaster box* lookie at all the neat stuff derek bought for us!

(Submitted by lambie )

MORE FACIAL TISSU!!!! gotta love it! oooh lookie...we got a DVD....do we have a DVD player? when did we get one? I missed it! ooooh...MORE INFANT SOCKS! Sooooooo excited!!!!

(Submitted by Azrael Brown )

I thought it sounded familiar, and -- BAM -- there was a DVD player, back on 9/13/2001. Quite a deal at $80, too!

(Submitted by grt value )

A GRT VALUE 40 is more expensive than a GRT VALUE 60? Whatever they are, the more there are the cheaper they become. At this rate, GRT VALUE 300 would require WalMArt to pay Derek to take them!

(Submitted by Happy Huh? )

Whew, what a relief! I thought maybe we were going to have to live that same receipt over and over and over and over... kinda like groundhog day...

(Submitted by Happy Huh? )

Whew, what a relief! I thought maybe we were going to have to live that same receipt over and over and over and over... kinda like groundhog day...

(Submitted by No More Princess Diaries Huh? )

**busily marking calendar for 1/29**

(Submitted by Granny )

No More Princess Diaries because Derek finally bought it on DVD, no less. It must be a real tear jerker with all those tissues. Guess no Super Bowl party in the toaster box this year. Only one bottle of Dew, and 2 great deals. Can hardly wait for Atlantis, only a year to go!

(Submitted by Chelle )

*****Doing the 9th poster dance****** Closest I've ever been!! Ok looks like cold season up there in the freezing north brrrr all those tissues. A couple of great values which are??? Warning do not drink the Mt. Dew immediately after using the mouthwash...EWWWWW! Very bad taste take my word for it! And I rejoice with all NO MORE Princess Diaries YAY!! However Atlantis left a lot to be desired....You know they didn't have DVD players on sale for $80 here... I paid $99 for mine... ah well I'm still doing the 9th poster boogie...Good Day to ALL!!!

(Submitted by Vittorio )

Man, this is a lot of facial tissue. How many heads do you have?

(Submitted by Gasping Huh? )

* fanning myself so I don't faint * Whoa there Vittorio, at first I thought you said "head".

(Submitted by mike )

damn, i must over not refreshed my browser in awhile i missed being the first poster... ive seen code red cheaper at a 99 cent store... fyi.. peace out

(Submitted by Fletcher )

i'm speechless, but none the less intriqued. What are great values?

(Submitted by Huh? )

* sigh * Isn't Derek romantic? MOUTHWASH and a DVD and lots of FACIAL TISSU. Sounds like date night to me. ~~~> "I wonder if the DVD is The Princess Bride <~~~

(Submitted by Paul )

The British are coming! The British are coming!

(Submitted by Huh? )

Duh, wait! INFANT SOCKS. Gee, there's already been a date night. I sit/stand corrected *dangling legs over toaster box*

(Submitted by Jenny )

Apparently Derek bought the SADDEST MOVIE EVER!!!! (now on DVD)

(Submitted by lambie )

OUCH! hey Huh, wanna not dangle your legs over quite so far...I fell off the box in my excitement of doing the FIRST POSTER DANCE...*climbin' back up on the toaster box*...wonder why the GRT VALUE 60 is cheaper than the GRT VALUE 40?

(Submitted by susie )

Dear Fletcher,Great Values are what the West stands for, Gone With The Wind, Democracy, Free Speech,the Right to have a childhood, maybe not chicken nuggets..

(Submitted by Chicken Huh? )

* crying * butt I love chicken nuggets...

(Submitted by This'll Fix It )

Bath time, everyone!

(Submitted by What Did I Tell You? )

The British are going! The British are going!

(Submitted by gallina )

sandpaper. that is all.

(Submitted by Andre )

I would love to have a Mt Dew CD.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

*modeling INFANT SOCKS and GIRLS BRIEFS* Wow, I'm hot.

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

Not enough tissue for all the Rams fans.

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

The super bowl means nothing to me.OOhhh Vienna ! Doing the 27th poster dance.Top thirty ROCKS my world.The "infant socks" what? Derek? Is that why he needs mouthwash for the blood?

(Submitted by uk chick )

Hey 28th - it's a great feeling!!! *infant socks*! I guess Derek's sitting at home right now re-creating the famous Red Hot Chilli Pepper's look - padding them out with TISSU & snorting MOUTHWASH ~ *ROCK ON*!!!

(Submitted by Ray )

Help me out here, the very first receipt was for a crib, six years later he is now purchasing infant socks? Did I miss something when I skipped reading 6 years of receipts? Or this infant number 2,3,4?

(Submitted by michael )

whoopee a new one finally. Well i need to borrow a tissue cause im so touched!

(Submitted by Imagine )

Why does Derek by a GRT VALUE 40 and a GRT VALUE 60? Why not just buy a GRT VALUE100 for only 0.37?

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

MT DEW CD.Is that the same as the "Hallmark" CD,s we get in British petrol stations? And only 98 cents! "Yorkshire Brass Bands play John Denver" count me in for that one !

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Hey... what happened to the cat? And Chore Boy? And why hasn't he bought anymore condos? And doesn't it seem strange.. all that tissue AND a DVD purchase? Next receipt, it's reading glasses and razor blades. Longing for the days of Dri-Bottoms and potting soil, Gern. PS. Matt Krieg #1 fan, please come back. You are missed.

(Submitted by Col. Harlan Sanders )

Good Lawd. What is wrong with this boy? All this talk of nanners and Mountain Dew. Ya'll want great value? I'll give ya an 8 piece bucket fo' only 8.99.. and none of those smelly old people at de front door tellin' ya howdy, or Good Morning. Eat mo' chicken, The Colonel. PS. Elvis loved Chicken. And his mama. And gravy.

(Submitted by Elvis Presley )

Hey Col.. don't talk about nanners. They's mighty good grilled with peanut butter. And some Percodans.

(Submitted by Fred Farkle )

Hey Elvis! I saw you coming out of Dunkin Doughnuts the other day.

(Submitted by Tiny Elvis )

Nah, I was working there.. <chomping on bearclaw>

(Submitted by Elvis Fan Huh? )

* crying and waving hanky * butt I loved Elvis, he was the King! * lighting candle on my Elvis shrine *

(Submitted by i luv me )

WOW!!! DUDE!!! you lost the dri-bottoms!!! aw man! i needed one just about now!!! **runs to Walmart to find some Dri-Bottoms even though Huggies Ultra are sooooooooooo much better**

(Submitted by damn, dude )

dammit, you must have small feet if you're buying INFANT socks!!! man, i feel like big foot now!

(Submitted by seadonkey )

I'm overjoyed to find that somebody out there is just as bored as I am. I love useless web sites.

(Submitted by charles )

Now we know where our man "D" has been. Infant socks, fun a couple years has came home and he needs the tissue to dry his eyes. Derek old man you need some thing stronger than Mt Dew.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

IS YOUR BOTTOM STILL NOT DRI?

(Submitted by Ross the Boss )

In a conversation on PEEWEE's play house between Cowboy Curtis and PeeWee"You know what they say about big feet?" "BIG FEET, BIG BOOTS"