13 February 2002

13 February 2002

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Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Kathy )

What!! No Valentines??

(Submitted by Kathy )

Is anybody out there?? Where are the other visitors with comments???

(Submitted by Rey Dekker )

Boy, I hope you don't have to drive far to pick up these indispensible items! Or is it your undying devotion to us devotees of this site?!... Lots of personal hygiene going on here; where's the auto dish fit in (better yet, what the H is it?) Third in line, so fine...

(Submitted by Huh? )

#4 !!! Woo Hoo *throwing stilettos in the air ***

(Submitted by Heartfelt Huh? )

**YOWSA!!!* Happy Valentines Day to me, let's get the BODY WASH flowing! *sudsing up* Pass me the buff puff...

(Submitted by AzraelBrown )

Pfsh - you can't get valentines at WalMart today! They're always one or two holidays ahead of the calendar. They pulled Valentines Day items off the shelf WEEKS ago, to make room for 4th of July paraphrenalia.

(Submitted by Katie )

You can really be "ALL" for $3.33 - everything?? All of it's included?? ALL OF IT???

(Submitted by The Duke )

If you can buy ALL for only $3.33,why would there be any need to buy anything else.

(Submitted by Jenny )

WOW!! Numero ocho!! I'm so happy... hay ALL, Body Wash, and dish soap, must be time for spring cleaning....

(Submitted by Jenny (again) )

By the way, why no autographs?? we liked those and were hoping to see a little something from Super- Manager Matt

(Submitted by Balmain Boy )

Hey, if ALL has been discounted, can you say you have it all? I think you have 15.9% less than all. Therefore , you have MOST, or at least LOTS. Perhaps HEAPS. Or should that be SUBSTANTIALLY? Certainly more than HALF. This looks like a job for Matt Krieg's #1 fan - explain that shoddy receiptwork away, why dontcha?

(Submitted by uk chick )

My oh my, Mr D is certainly splurging after the frugal month of January - but question, If he's now bought *ALL* (at the super saving of $3.33) does this mean he won't be shopping for the rest of the year? Please tell me this isn't so!! ~ going away sobbing ...~

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

Punch those fists in the air its time for some "Queen" rock "I want it All......I want it All .........And I want it now" Brian ! a guitar solo.LETSROCK! And for all those lonely valentines you can lick my lovepump!

(Submitted by AbiCakes )

Happy Valentine's to you ALL!!!

(Submitted by granny )

Looks like one "Bubbly" Valentines Day to me. Who's got the rubber ducky? And we lost Atlantis again!

(Submitted by lieu )

wow, my trip to the bathroom after the all-you-can-eat chili relleno fest will be on video and dvd on 2/12. now that's an appropriate use of the widescreen and surround sound formats.

(Submitted by Dal )

Will you be mine?

(Submitted by Dal )

All of me. Why not take ALL of me? I'm having a sale!

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Just a reminder to lame chicken: Feminine sanitary napkins are not the greatest thing in the world, but they are next to it!!

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Almost forgot, Dal-sweetums, I've admired you for many a receipt. Do you really have your own website?

(Submitted by Huh? )

Lieu, sorry to say that I have already read the book. It stunk.

(Submitted by Huh? )

*~> scrubbing briskly with ALL the BODY WASH <~* American Legends on DVD: think Derek be in there?

(Submitted by lieu )

aw shucks, you're too kind.

(Submitted by Cupid Chiquita )

Derek's got the right idea. What more could a girl ask for on Valentine's Day than a good BODY WASH? What are we washing with... champagne and whipped nanner cream?

(Submitted by Imagine )

Ahhh! BODY WASH! I needed that!

(Submitted by the_germaniac )

Matt Krieg vill u be my valentine?

(Submitted by the_germaniac )

Matt Krieg vill u be my valentine?

(Submitted by the_germaniac )

You can say that again!

(Submitted by AbiCakes )

Germy!!! How're doin' ?

(Submitted by Football Queen )

Just found the receipts and I am also a Walmart freak. It's nice to go where everybody knows your name. I am home.

(Submitted by Football Queen )

Matt wil you marry me?

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Hey germaniac, so glad you're back. A couple months ago, Derek bought 3 of these SQUAWKERS & we saved one for you in the hopes you would return!

(Submitted by I would dump her for you )

So when I saw the two mirror photos I spent a little extra money and had them professionally blown up so they are life-size, made it so it was sans car, then I got another large mirror, put it across from my first large mirror that I hung in a large empty well-lit closet and then I hung the pics up from wire from the ceiling and I sit there for hours at a time looking at the multiple images of my dearest love and me, sitting together, always forever.

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

All you saved was 63 cents. But you saved 63 cents on All. Since all you saved money on was All, then 63 cents was all you saved on everything. All Right?

(Submitted by Azrael Brown )

*snif* snif* I smell Timmy! nearby -- lurking, looming, pretending to be an anonymous stalker of Dally. C'mout, c'mout wherever you be, Timmy! Cain't hide ferever!

(Submitted by Valentine Huh? )

shhhhhhhhhhh he'll hearrrrrrr youuuuuuuuu......

(Submitted by Cupid )

ZING!!! (arrow hitting Derek)

(Submitted by lieu )

krieg outta get his brass balls bronzed.

(Submitted by BBoy )

Ow! Who's shooting arrows? Oh, Princess Fionaaaaa! I gottanutha arrow in th' butt!

(Submitted by Dal )

Gee...I'm speechless. Thanks Hill Lord. No, I don't have my own website I'm just a pilot fish to Derek's Beluga. timmy? is that you? Hey germy- girl. Good to see you! Happy Valentine's Day to each and every one of you lovely people.

(Submitted by smix )

I have seen all kinds of sites but this is by far the saddest

(Submitted by The Boy called Balmain )

I have seen a lot of Smiths in my time, Zachary was the saddest, Dick was the nerdiest, Adam was the meanest, John was the commonest, but smix was the uninformedest.

(Submitted by Available for Parties )

I stumbled onto this site by accident and I can not stop reading all of the old stuff and looking at all of the old receipts. It's weird and I'm hooked! Great site.

(Submitted by charles )

What! body wash and no flowers?. Boy what are you thinking.Not roses but some thing with out thorns and use it with the body wash. Have fun.

(Submitted by lovesick )

Matt Krieg is the American Legend.

(Submitted by Madison )

So, whatcha gonna do with the 63 cents you saved, big spender?

(Submitted by lieu )

buy a share of enron.

(Submitted by lieu )

better yet, put it on lay away.

(Submitted by Joey )

So HERE youse guys are. I wuz lookin' ALL over for youse. I got yer American Legend right here.

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Boy what a Valentine's Day I had! I took a part time job delivering flowers. It was really neat because on each delivery the women were so happy and excited to be getting flowers. Then I rang the bell at this one house and when the woman opened the door and saw the flowers, she seemed rather indignant. She said, "Oh great! Now my husband is going to expect me to spend the next week, flat on my back, with my legs up in the air!" I said, "Gee lady, don't you have a vase?"

(Submitted by lieu )

har! yeah, don't want 'em to have to compete with a bush.

(Submitted by Joey )

I prefer tulips myself...

(Submitted by lieu )

would a rosy ass by any other name still smell as sweet?

(Submitted by Chiq )

Hey Joey, I got your tulips right here next to my popsicle collection.

(Submitted by She likes old chicks... )

Thanks for your concern, israel, but I thought there was little room for doubt as to my ID. Since I've seen Derek say dozens of times that this site is ABOUT anonymousity, it's funny that you would accuse me of being anonymous, we all are... You smell me? I assume you mean the flowers I brought dal, thanks, yeah, they do smell nice!

(Submitted by Eddie )

Clearly I remember picking on the boy. Seemed a harmless little fuck...but we unleashed a lion. Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast. How could I forget. And he hit me with a surprise left. My jaw left hurting, dropped wide open. Just like the day...like the day I heard Daddy didn't give affection and the boy was something mommy wouldn't wear. King Jeremy the Wicked ruled his world.

(Submitted by Huh? )

Oh man that's deep.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

timmy, you might want to mind your P's & Q's around Azrael. He's a silly mother f*cker & has powers you clearly don't understand. But if it makes you feel better, you can go crying to Derek some more about anonymity. BTW, anonymousity?

(Submitted by Donald )

That's when Mickey travels incognito...

(Submitted by Dal )

*running and curling into a little ball in the corner of the toaster box...nose to floor...spying something* Hey! Hey! look what I found back here! A left-over POLY DIA KIT!! Awwwright! I could really use this! Hey Jeremy, baybee, let's be friends. I've caused enough trouble in here already..don't want to cause anymore. M'kay? *tugging at my cameltoe*

(Submitted by Dal - damn those thorn pricks - ly )

But what does that mean "She likes old chicks"?

(Submitted by aintry resident )

t'was a typo... should have read "she likes old hicks". so dally, how ya doin?

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

No, no, it was supposed to read "she likes old hickeys"... hence the one-piece body stocking being pulled up around her neck to hide the hickey from Derek, hence the cameltoe.

(Submitted by b. hind )

i've got a camel toe in back. does that count?

(Submitted by Fred Farkle )

Bend over b.hind and we will see if that counts!

(Submitted by Just Wondering )

Who is B. Hind and why is he/she bending over?

(Submitted by Murray )

as a second time poster, i have a request... buy me a present on my birthday, 20th March!!! i'd really like a bodywarmer ;) . waaahahaha

(Submitted by chang pow )

You Americans always on the go! An auto dish for eating while you drive the great American freeways? Body Wash since you never get home because you are driving on the Great American Highway? You Americans are funny! Go Go Go. To Walmart and everywhere!

(Submitted by The Observer )

Ahhh Sooo

(Submitted by The Official Dalliance Fan Club )

Darryl Marchetta, Dal and Matt Keirg - a rose between two thorns!

(Submitted by amused that I wrote she instead of he )

We can be anonymous and have animosity. Anonymousity. I generally don't care about being anonymous, it's just a fact that that is what the site is founded on. Hey, I made popcorn balls for everyone!

(Submitted by Correction )

Actually, what this site is founded on is Derek & his Wal*Mart purchases. How exactly did that escape you?

(Submitted by meanie )

I'm crushed. A day before valentines day and you buy no valentine stuff? I mean, you could have it ALL, but you chose not to. but I guess the body wash can be an indication of something, hmmmmmm?????

(Submitted by A nonny mouse )

squeak!

(Submitted by Old Timer )

Need some 40WT OIL?

(Submitted by Cakes )

yes please!! Just here, on this spot.

(Submitted by lieu )

that's not a spot, that's the letter "g".... oh!

(Submitted by Stu )

Did you know, that if you'd gone shopping 16 hours earlier, it would have have been 01:23:45.

(Submitted by O.D.B. )

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

(Submitted by This site isn't about Derek )

But you can still compliment him here.

(Submitted by Ricardo )

I've now seen laziness at it's worst... the only place I'm used to seeing & is in .

(Submitted by just had to see )

(Submitted by Sunny D )

. .

(Submitted by Wict )

I'm gonna specify an H.323 gateway, ok? Should I contact my telephony system administrator?

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Destiny K has been vacant for 23 min. Destiny L has been vacant for 14 min. Could someone *please* grab some WM BATH 24RL and get in there because Destiny's potties are getting lonely!

(Submitted by Huh? )

=> confused <= 24 rolls of TP? What kinda wiping we talking? And Cakes, I thought "x" marked the spot?

(Submitted by Huh? )

Chiq, you're scarin' me with that talk of tulips and popsicles..... ...... .....

(Submitted by x-rated Cakes )

Ah Huh?, now that's another spot altogether.....

(Submitted by Holmes )

Ass in, X-it only?

(Submitted by Birthday Candle )

go on, just a little blow....

(Submitted by Huh? )

I had one of those x-rated cakes once on my birthday, butt that's another story....

(Submitted by BB )

At 8:02pm tonight, it will be 20:02 20/02 2002. What a pity you yanquees put the month before the day, and cannot share in his historical occasion!

(Submitted by Dal )

*crawling into the room on my elbows* man o man, my new job is, like, work, and stuff. SERENITY NOW!!!

(Submitted by Hill Lord )

Maybe I can find a position for you on my staff! ; )

(Submitted by Nodding In Agreement )

Arbeit macht frei

(Submitted by Herr Sausage Face )

Arbeit saugt

(Submitted by jo )

Would you please total all the receipts and let us know how much you've spent at Walmart over the past few years?

(Submitted by jo )

BB-you don't even know what day it is!

(Submitted by Metal Werks )

Erhalten Sie eine Lebensdauer

(Submitted by Balmain Boy )

Dear jo, if 80% of the world is in Wednesday 20th, then I guess we can afford to let you live in your own hemisphere, and good luck to you (whenever you are)!

(Submitted by Cakes )

jo, have you met timmy? You'd make a lovely couple.

(Submitted by Balmain "Dates of Biskra" Boy )

Now now Abi, jo is right. I'll give you a for instance - I remember Armstrong walking on the moon - it was 12:56 pm on July 21st, or so I thought! Even though afterwards I walked outside, and ate my lunch in the school playground, looking up at the 3/4 moon, all the books I'vre read since then say it happened late at night on the 20th! So I must imagine the calendar on significant days like these ...

(Submitted by tiggerworm )

yOU bETTER bE gIVING hER a bATH fOR vALENTINE'S dAY!

(Submitted by jo )

oh timmy I didn't mean it!

(Submitted by Chiq )

tiggerworm, can you bounce around some for us? I just love ALL the tiggers.

(Submitted by Nagman )