Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Youga Martinez)

Why?

(Submitted by Sam)

What the Hell?!?!?!?!

(Submitted by vanessa)

I think this is hysterical. My boyfriend is a Walmart nut and even he doesn't save every receipt from there! Very funny.

(Submitted by mike)

i am sooooooo bored.

(Submitted by Megumi)

I AM HERE ALL YOU OTHER NUTS WITH NOTHING ELSE TO DO!! Oh, and while I'm at it, why do you but such INTERESTING trhing?

(Submitted by rebecca)

i have to tell the people at work about this!

(Submitted by Megumi)

Wow! I'm back y'all

(Submitted by Rem)

what did you actually buy?

(Submitted by uwiz)

hey, excellent idea to blur the credit card numbers. i'm glad we don't miss out on the credit receipts!

(Submitted by Me)

Hers something i aint in your country so WHAT the HELL is a walmart???

(Submitted by fire462)

Brilliant

(Submitted by Stealthdonut)

what the hell did you buy?? this is driving me insane!

(Submitted by Jessica)

Dude go get a life! This is so goofy! How much free time do you have???

(Submitted by marco)

I have veiwed all of your pages and recorded the amounts of your purchases. The average spent is $33.29 The average spent on Mondays is $29.95 The average spent on Tuesdays is $32.39 The average spent on Wednesdays is $42.07 (wow) The average spent on Thursdays is $26.84 The average spent on Fridays is $36.25 The average spent on Saturdays is $38.69 The average spent on Sundays is $19.86 The average spent on the first week of the month is $23.87 The average spent on the second week of the month is $29.98 The average spent on the third week of the month is $32.75 The average spent on the fourht week of the month is $36.45 You seem to spend more at the end of the month which goes against the paycheck grain, unless you are on some sort of weird pay system. Go ahead check my math.

(Submitted by george)

Man, I thought YOU had way too much time on your hands until I read Marco's analysis!!

(Submitted by Nikki)

I don't know what's more frightening - this page or Marco's analysis!

(Submitted by BeachBunny)

Marco is like the RainMan of the Wal-Mart weirdo's if I am not mistaken...

(Submitted by dr zoom)

are you that bored to scan wallmart bills? or is it another classic case of teaching yourself how to do a site but not having any idea of what to put on it.??????

(Submitted by Juan)

I think I'm Gonna hurl!!!!!!. urpp. Never mind, just gas.

(Submitted by Clam)

marco@koisok.com has done some impressive regression on your posted information. Did you, el webazon, ever get around to checking it for accuracy? Remember, we're watching....

(Submitted by kidneystone)

Good God Man, the simplicity of this work is idiotic, yet the concept is genius. If it were not, no one would bother making a comment. In a word...brilliant.

(Submitted by sirisha)

this is dull but atleast it is different

(Submitted by Paul)

WOW! Hey someone wake me up when its over! Get a job...get a life...check out some other stores....I think I saw you on America's Most Wanted!

(Submitted by wacko)

HOLY COW!!! I had a dream to do a site like this, but somebody beat me to it!! Wait... where's my K-Mart receipts???

(Submitted by Catj)

I thought my husband had walmartitis bad but this raises it to the extreme. And then there are all the rest of us----we're reading about and commenting on it. Congatulations!!!

(Submitted by Re')

I work at Wal-Mart, and believe me, give a substantial portion of my salary back in purchases. But, even I only save my receipts for warranty purposes or one month if not needed for a warranty. I'm worried about you. Perhaps, you should visit your friendly Wal-Mart pharmacist the next time you're in.

(Submitted by Gerard)

It's like...art man!

(Submitted by nan)

what does this say about my life?? im home on a friday night.. reading some strangers Walmart receipts!!!! and worse.. actually being entertained!!!

(Submitted by Margaret)

God, where do I start?

(Submitted by somebody)

i go to wal-mart...i admit it, but never have i had a reciept that looks like that

(Submitted by Jim)

Did it get real cold in MN last winter? Were you out in it without covering your head?

(Submitted by LaMaia)

So, what happened here? You didn't go to Wal-Mart for 2 1/2 months. Were you snowed in?

(Submitted by Dipmaster)

Next to watching paint dry and grass grow, this is my next favorite thing to do. Marco, if you are watching there is a job open to you as Secretary of The Treasury (U.S.).

(Submitted by Orion)

I think you need a new hobby.

(Submitted by John snodman)

keep up the good work.

(Submitted by Slim)

Its not life chanhing is it? I prefer drugs myself

(Submitted by heavensentcyn)

You might want to see a shrink for OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder)

(Submitted by ben)

You are a FUCKING RETARD

(Submitted by Joe)

Ben is a retard if he can't see the sheer beauty in what you're doing. I'm choked, man.

(Submitted by Daibutsu)

this guy has total mastery of the concept of fnord, so all you pathetic people who can't stand anything differant out there, i think you should be shrunk to tiny size and run over by a boat pulled by mel gibson!

(Submitted by Bino Garden City, NY)

I am up at 2:30 AM and on this crappy ass website cause I got nothing else better to do with my sorry self. Whoever created this website must be a real degenerate!!!

(Submitted by twoloops)

I admit, I've never thought much about my compulsion to save receipts. Actually I have no clue why I do it. But I applaud you Derek on your "coming out of the closet" and sharing your life with us. There is hope for us yet. I hereby dub you President Emeritus of A.S.S. (Anonymous Stub Savers)

(Submitted by DeeWaah)

i would stay and check u but i got take a dump

(Submitted by Mary C.)

This is what the internet is all about - anything and everythin

(Submitted by Chris A.)

Marco's comments are by far some of the most eye-opening yet. That and Matt Krieg's #1 Fan's revelations to us all about the end-times. Read further to see what I mean.

(Submitted by robert)

ok jack off

(Submitted by walmart worker)

I work at walmart it is an evil place. Bosses don't appriciate you or pay you enough. Walmart uses slave children to produce clothing and pay them very little. I'm looking for a different job because I hope to get out of this wretched greedy bussiness market very soon. I believe you are just spending your money to the equivalance of shopping in Hell.

(Submitted by Nikki)

I work at Wal-Mart also, you are funny. I can't believe you saved all those receipts. That is kinda crazy:) I just wanted to write you a little something because i think it would be cool to see my name on here! i know i'm a dork!!

(Submitted by a)

queer

(Submitted by Nathan )

Ok, Ok, I see your point, but why so much dramatic irony? I mean Wal-Mart?! come on!

(Submitted by Curmudgeon)

Nikki, you sound hot. Do you live in Washington?

(Submitted by mpodgorny)

Okay. I've viewed the receipts, read the comments, and I have to say: this site has CHANGED MY LIFE! Thanks!

(Submitted by Max)

Derek, you sir are the true Wal-Mart Ninja. I bow before you

(Submitted by Andre)

That Marco man is a ledge, of the deadset man-who-does-backing-vocal-to- Livvy-on-"Let Me Be There" type l

(Submitted by Andre)

That Marco man is a ledge, of the deadset man-who-does-backing-vocal-to- Livvy-on-"Let Me Be There" type l

(Submitted by g)

You guys have too much time on your hands. Especially Marco.

(Submitted by The UK)

Hi guys and girls. Listen, I know America is struggling to find something to base its culture upon, but as someone with more than a two hundred year history, I say that WAL- MART (whatever the f~#k a WAL- MART is?) is not a stable ground upon which to base a national identity. Finally, does Clinton shop at WAL-MART?

(Submitted by jane)

STUPENDOUS.

(Submitted by cindy brady)

You need to get a life, dude.

(Submitted by kaykat)

Has anyone really studied why those little happy faces are always yellow?

(Submitted by christina)

JUST ONE THING. WHY WOULD YOU LET EVERYONE KNOW YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER, NOT SMART.

(Submitted by blonde)

As a new internet user, I think this is hilarious! If all sites are as entertaining as this, it'll be an everyday experience.

(Submitted by Julie)

weirdo.

(Submitted by mm)

My top four list of biggest losers. 1) Reciept boy 2) Marco (enough said) 3) Me (for being here) 4) YOU (for getting far enough to read this!) Definitely a sickness here.

(Submitted by joe)

what is the point? i dont get it?????

(Submitted by suckers)

THE IDEA HERE IS THAT YOU WILL LEAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS!!! Be prepared to receive bulk mail!

(Submitted by scorpio)

What the hell did you buy?!?!?!?!?!?!?

(Submitted by p)

you could have at least taken receipts from different wal- marts around the country or something

(Submitted by Iceman)

you know.. you all seem to Bitch about is "Walmart" page, but I see your entries on EVERY page! Who is the NUT now?

(Submitted by Stennie)

I don't know what you bought, but you sure got a hell of a bargain.

(Submitted by jay schizoid)

THIS PAGE IS SOOO FUCKING GAY, YOU MY FINE FEATHERED FRIEND ARE A LAMER - QUIT ADVERTISING FOR WAL MART AND GET A LIFE

(Submitted by Shannon)

I think that my wife would give you a run for your money. she also has every receipt since she has gone to wal- mart. sick people.

(Submitted by ken)

if he wants to post all this;let him ,HIS TIME, HIS MONEY

(Submitted by Gizmo)

I suggeest you make a new site...YOU CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND INFORMATION IS IN EVERYONES HANDS!!!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by kaleb)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA i cant stop laughing! every comment gets funnier and funnier well i am stoned maybe that has something to do with it.

(Submitted by Patty)

I'm sitting in my computer room at uni completing a research assignment on the lower Latvian mole-rat that is due tomorrow. Or at least was until your site appeared suddenly on my screen. You bastard! My whole education is going down the drain here! All the while my six Macedonian brothers slave away as NY cab drivers to pay for it. My lawyers will be seeing you soon!

(Submitted by FAT NERVOUS GUY WEARING THICK-LENSED GLASSE)

Fucking brilliant site. And quite arousing too. Marco you're a ledgend - are you gay and have would you consider blowing a fat, sweaty guy with large-framed glasses??

(Submitted by the guy next to the fat guy with thick-lensed glasses making him nervous.)

Boooooo! Grrrrrrr!

(Submitted by Woe)

What the hell did you buy??? I must lament in the fact that I will never know. Life is bad.

(Submitted by kid behind fat sweaty guy with glasses)

Ah, man!! Somebody call the janitor! the freakin fat guy just soaked his monitor!!! Sheesh!

(Submitted by elisabeth)

At least you saved money on what you bought. great page ;) -elisabeth

(Submitted by mari)

I love this! I'm not the only Walmart freak out there!

(Submitted by HercMe)

okay, good you shop the clearance rack. That's a good thing. But I think you should've givin it a week for a better markdown.

(Submitted by Epistomolgist)

It is a great site -- why do you think there are always those who kick anything & everything another builds? Like the woman who waits until parents and kids have lefts the bech to trounce a sandlecastle? Those we don't require, you we need "WalMart Recept Dude" -- why I don't know; but, I am sure it will be apparent someday soon (as an epistographer you have got me thinking!).

(Submitted by Dawn)

Thanks for the credit card numbers!!! I am going to Aruba on YOU!!! Just kidding!!!

(Submitted by wullie)

sell your computer and go for a walk

(Submitted by Perry Saturn)

Woah totally awesome site i want to go to wal mart now! marco you mad crazy guy. im former wwf hardcore champion Perry Saturn! dont believe me? WHY THE HELL NOT! I BOUGHT MY FUNNY LITTLE HAT AT A WAL MART! ITS TRUE ITS TRUE

(Submitted by BrianMill33)

this not cool walmart blows at least go to k mart you fag

(Submitted by Juggy Gales)

I am reading Walmart reciepts and so are you. Looooooser! Isnt the web great?! And I thought scanning your ass was the dumbest thing you could put in cyberspace. This is better than furnitureporn.com!!

(Submitted by miriam)

this is great. what a find. I'm hooked on the comments.

(Submitted by ~*aMy*~)

Jesus!! Everyone is moaning about how dull this site is but if it's so crap why are they on it in the fisrt place and second, why have they stayed long enough to leave a message?! amy xxx

(Submitted by fred flintstone)

this sucks ther's no point in this site!!!

(Submitted by Marco (a different one))

My wife was worried that I did the analysis. it took me a short while to convice her otherwise.

(Submitted by Novak (the other Marco's friend))

This whole thing is kind of weird. Marco, the scary thing is that the first Marco's posting sounds like something you might do. Come on, it was you; wasn't it. You can admit it, Mr. "I scan every bill onto my whiz bang IBM computer without using Microsoft products."

(Submitted by Andrea)

I have no life. I checked Marco's math, just to see if he had actually figured it out or just made up the numbers. It was all completeyly accurate. I feel like a fool. I need to get out more...

(Submitted by deluxe)

cool and it was on sale too your my kinda guy I am the QUEEN of Wal-mart clearence

(Submitted by Ba)

arse vey poo-poo ba

(Submitted by dave)

I have to add me name to this list of fools - both out of a sense of duty and respect -what a website - its a fucking wierd world isn't it....

(Submitted by mark)

What a crazy world. Wal-Mart receipts? Well, it could be human ears or something.

(Submitted by cassie)

Tooo Funny I'm LMAO!... Read The comments too people... they are as funny as the site itself!

(Submitted by Rob)

This is a revolution!!

(Submitted by Ian)

this is one seriously fucked up site right here.

(Submitted by jillv)

this is so mundane that it is positively sublime.

(Submitted by Dro)

I think u need help dude

(Submitted by brothersol)

and i thought i was the biggest loser in the world. now i know just how wrong i was.

(Submitted by ZebraB)

Well, I got some weird hobbys some people might think, but this is too much for me!!! I'll put capping on the sixmillionfurst aside!

(Submitted by fucka)

wallmart sucks, bitch. get a grip

(Submitted by shit@fuck)

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(Submitted by Kris)

how on earth are you reading this whoever you are? this is way the heck at the bottom. wow thought i had no life and then i found this page and now youre reading this so its like a food chain and you just got gobbled up.

(Submitted by milly)

Gerard was right. THIS IS ART

(Submitted by Paco)

why do you do this again? I really see no point but hey it's fun to look at the weird stuff u buy sometimes and why don't they sell any porn at wal-mart??

(Submitted by Heath the Great)

Ok, it goes without saying that anyone who puts up a website about all of their wal-mart receipts has too much time on his hands (and not enough porn to fill said hand(s)), and it also goes without saying that those of us who view said website fit the above description, but the less obvious comment is how the hell bored must George have been to compile statistics on your receipts? I mean seriously, George, Derek crossed the line of boredom, but you completely and totally desecrate that line.

(Submitted by Wanda Fuca)

I'm so totally depressed now. I don't believe that Derek EVER comes back here to read what everyone has said. If he did, why wouldn't he answer the most important question of all... WHAT DID YOU BUY??? This receipt makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! Is it something you are ashamed of? You are only leaving us to imagine the worst, Derek!

(Submitted by jhm)

i like BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

(Submitted by Sheri)

I seem to remember an electric razor at wallmart, originally 58.96 on sale for 49.96. I bought one for my husband back in February of 97...

(Submitted by mersadie)

i think you have way too much time on your hands. maybe next time you'll make a page about something worth while.

(Submitted by Wanda Fuca)

Sheri, I'm amazed at your ability to remember back to February of '97. I don't remember what I did yesterday.

(Submitted by Da Dweeb)

It's about time someone used the internet to its fullest potential.

(Submitted by hawaiian girl)

what's up guyz.

(Submitted by A horse)

Tell the clown your fine I think you should make it a bit harder to add a comment.. This is so easy I just had to

(Submitted by Hello?)

Yikes!

(Submitted by Brisbane )

Don't you get it? The site is not about Wal-Mart receipts, but the incredible amount of conversation it generates. It is art.

(Submitted by shep)

This is my very first look at an actual American shop reciept. It's fascinating; I'd Love to know what all those numbers and sharp signs really mean! It's watermarked as well! I haven't seen them all yet, but I hope u have some reciepts for cash here as well. Then change comes into it as well, offering the tantalizing possibility of miscalculations ! Found u via. Fortean Times. Peace

(Submitted by Amy)

Okay, the guy who added up everything and averaged it out has far, far to much time on his hands. He needs a popsicle.

(Submitted by uncle jumbo)

yo queirro mayo-por favor?

(Submitted by Kyle)

I once wiped a booger under the check-writing stand at a Wal-mart in Houston, Texas. This site brings back fond memories of that day. How I miss that little booger.

(Submitted by Chandler)

Oh My God!!!

(Submitted by princess)

Woah! Wow! I am at work, and totally not suppose to be on the internet. I ... for some odd reason went to this site. I am cracking up at all of the sicko's whoare taking this page seriously! Get a life! And Marco, you must be a math major, a sick ass math major...... I love Wal-Mart, and for all of you people who don't have a wal mart, your missing out!

(Submitted by ryan)

this site would be the best site i have ever been to...if you scanned WHAT YOU FRICKN' BOUGHT!! come on!!!

(Submitted by cornholia)

At work and on the internet and not supose to be. shame shame, we would never do anything like that. (LOL)ahhh i think we are in the same boat. ya know what i mean. Ps. do you work Grave yard shift? only looser's like us would find a site like this ha. Well we love Wal-mart too. oh and Mayo too..

(Submitted by Dude)

You have no penis

(Submitted by julie)

ummmmm....how smart is it to post a receipt with your VISA CARD NUMBER on it for the entire world to see?????? duhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by duh)

Obvoiusly he outsmarted you julie

(Submitted by adolf h.)

I just loaded a single bullet into my .45 caliber revolver. With the barrel in my mouth I simultaneously click submit & pull the trigge

(Submitted by Adrock)

Although this place sucks, it is quite original. But I agree most of ya'll have to much time on your hands. While you at it, goto www.geocities.com/adrockwinfrey It's a better waste of time than this

(Submitted by <-§^FrReÄK^§->)

Ok, first off all you people dissing the walmart man dont knock it till you try it. I think what is in order is some good quality time with you and your scanner, and if you don't have a scanner check in to your local walmart, i'm sure you wont be dissapointed. Next off, Marco I was wondering if I could contact you for my 20/20 special on 'What Statisticians Do In Their Spare Time'. ;)

(Submitted by the British)

wal-mart have just bought out ASDA over here. i can't wait to start collecting the receipts!

(Submitted by schizod )

LOL! i love it! whats a bet he's hoping that someone will do his accounting free of charge! awsome idea!

(Submitted by the girl sitting next to you dont you see her? )

a lot of you work at walmart, eh? pretty damn pathetic. sorry. im 2 receipts into this page, but i cant say i know it- good idea. but i hate myself a lot, so its pretty easy to like just about anything else. bye

(Submitted by Serge )

Vous n'avez pas envie de changer de magasin ?

(Submitted by Toaster )

you have the NIFTIEST recipts in the world!

(Submitted by dave )

walmart receipt who would have thunk it.must not be from texas

(Submitted by Bill )

i saw you on a show. you are from north dakota

(Submitted by Turtleman )

Mad Mag Rules

(Submitted by Jim )

Wow...

(Submitted by Tux Penguin Master )

I saw your site on ZDTV and i thought i'd check it out...what an interesting collection!! :-)

(Submitted by marie_n_elmo )

This is for Kyle: I found your little booger. I have it here in my home. It is cute I must admit! You may reclaim it by describing it and paying for this ad! Thanks

(Submitted by Mr. Selfdestruct )

You all should check out the multitude of K-mart recipts that I have amassed over the past 30 years. It makes this small collection pale in comparison. By the By, Kmart kicks Walmarts ass all over the universe

(Submitted by Button )

I think I broke my brain

(Submitted by joe )

Wal Marts coming to england!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! finally cheap prices!!!!!!!!! except they don't have any stores yet because our CRAPPY GOVERNMENT wont give them planning permishion!!!!!!!!!! They probably like us paying over priced prices for everything so they get more VAT!!!!! and it's 17.5%!!!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by steven )

And I thought the Iowa corn cam was boreing........silly me

(Submitted by smack )

get a fricking life

(Submitted by Walmartian )

I've worked for Wal*Mart for over 12 years. Thanks for supporting our stock price with your purchases. Keep up the good work!

(Submitted by CoryM )

I think that it's funny that all of these people come on this website, take the time to read it(like they've got a life anyways) and then take the time to "add a comment" and tell you how stupid you are for making the website when they seem to be the one's that are taking time out of their significant lives to read this pointless website when you couldn't care less if anyone comes here or not.They are sad.You came here, and took the time to read it, so, what are you crying about??

(Submitted by CoryM )

Hi guys and girls. Listen, I know America is struggling to find something to base its culture upon, but as someone with more than a two hundred year history, I say that WAL- MART (whatever the f~#k a WAL- MART is?) is not a stable ground upon which to base a national identity. Finally, does Clinton shop at WAL-MART? (Submitted by jane) Yea, Jane, we base our whole national identity on Wal- Mart.That comment alone shows the extent of your intelligence.

(Submitted by c )

so, what did you get? seems like you got a good deal.

(Submitted by Channon )

Hey there! This site is just what I needed to cure my bordeom. What made you think of making it? Can I be your new friend? You're so kewl! Hehehehe Channon

(Submitted by Lana )

The mathemetician is the only person on the planet with as much TOO much time on their hands as the Wal Mart receipt guy. Dude, you bought a crib...if it was for you own kid, that child could benefit from having his Dad's attention more than the world can benefit from seeing all of your Wal Mart receipts. Can't buy priorities at Wal Mart, Dude, and there is a strict no refund policy on wasted time. I'm checking out of here in the express lane.....

(Submitted by Squid )

Like, you know, wow.

(Submitted by idunno )

i don't get it

(Submitted by Chin & Paul (UK) )

Dearest Derek, My friend Chin and myself are over here in the UK at work viewing your site. It was actually advertised in Computer Weekly (09/21/00) and has brought immense joy and happiness to our day. We thank you from the bottom of our collective hearts. GO U.S.A, GO GO GO p.s what did you actually buy?

(Submitted by Ash-Lee-B (uk) )

What a funny site 10\10

(Submitted by Bum Fucker )

You fucking sad yankee shit eater!

(Submitted by Cock Sucker )

IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU ARE A CUNT!

(Submitted by Jim )

This is an absolutely absurd waste of time and effort... Imagine, saving all these receipts, scanning them, and then putting them on the web... For what??? What kind of life must this guy have???!!! ...boring...

(Submitted by Brrrrrrrrrr )

What the hell were you doing in Dilworth (Fargo/Moorhead) during the worst winter of all times??? '97 was the worst! (Anyone remember all the coverage on CNN of the 13 blizzards we had that year??)

(Submitted by Satyr )

In all the confusion.... I've written a poem.

(Submitted by buzzkilla )

you frighten me

(Submitted by Elvis )

I am a simple man. I believe in the big sandwich but someone should have you fixed so that in the event that you ever, however unlikely, meet someone YOU CAN NOT PROCREATE! It would mean the end times are upon us.

(Submitted by walsmartluvr )

Wal-Mart is a fundamental example of the type of institution which makes America the great place to live which it is. If I did'nt love wal-mart so much, I'd probably shop at Target. Have you checked out the online Wal-Mart? It goes against everything that sam Walton stood for as a man and a business entrepreneur. You can't possibly get the whole al-Mart experience. The smell, the sticky floor, and my favorite, the single mothers beating the shit out of their children in the school supplies aisle. In fact, I think I'll walk to wal-Mart right now, just to appreciate it that much more. Thank you for giving this forum to all the true lovers of The Wonderful World of Wal- Mart.

(Submitted by Samantha )

This probably took you a very long time. It's kind of a neat idea, but it's also kinda stupid. Oh well, what's really stupid is that I'm here, and I'm writing this, and you're reading it. Haha. Wait, that means I'm laughing at myself! Oh damnit.

(Submitted by freshminter )

America is a good place to live? Have you been away from your TV recently or... Aussie Aussie Aussie all the way hey

(Submitted by Annie )

i just read every comment i have no life damn straight america rules we love our crazy people i develop all my film at wal-mart i love it it costs so much less than CVS oh, yeah... what the hell did you buy? it doesn't say good thinking blurring out your account # though ya got one right great site

(Submitted by Annie )

i have things to say to two people: marco, way cool analysis, but you just have to wonder what people really do in their free time somethings; and Lana, your puns are NOT funny

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

Derek- after the first two messages in my head i have recieved no more. Whats up, am i not your number one servant anymore? No matter, just whisper commands in my head once more and your will will be done. The Beauty of this site makes me misty. Timmy!

(Submitted by i worship Derek, savior of all... )

I would like to thank Marcoand the guy next to the fat guy with thick-lensed glasses making him nervous for their comments that improve the Lord's page. I would like to say that i agree with Gerard and mpodgorny. I am taking this time to point and laugh at christina, Dawn and julie for being so stupid(all girls, coincidence?) I want to congratulate shit@fuck for being a failure. good try there. Umm, "adolf h." do a better job killing yourself, don't want to see you again. In response to what serge said, Mais oui! Who wouldn't? the beauty. Timmy!

(Submitted by Nanook )

I think it's a beautiful thing. The wrinkles in the receipt makes one wonder what type of pants it was brought home in and the "Customers Copy" means it's for you and you only because it's you credit Card that was used. In every cash register there's a little piece of paper waiting for you and I find that the more you buy the more paper you get. I think this display of one mans journeys to Walmart is a form of art. Have another beer bi.

(Submitted by Casey )

I personally would say it's some frayed jeans.

(Submitted by Geoff )

Jeans? Have you not heard of R.A.P.? (Rebels Against Pants) Join the movement, togethrr we can take down pants.

(Submitted by ersmick96 )

I saw an article about this page in shift magazine. never have I seen something quite as wierd. I think that marco character has posters of walmart bills and is totally obsessed with them or something. I would never go to the lengths of calculating all of that and I have a lot of time on my hands.

(Submitted by mike )

i only wish i could share some of the reciepts i have collected with your friends who visit your site. i commend you on your VERY special collection. keep up the good work.

(Submitted by holyhank )

Fuck ALL you people. www.holyzoo.com

(Submitted by John )

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AND YOU SHOULD BE LOCKED AWAY!

(Submitted by Lindsay )

I go to high-school and in computer class this is all me and my friends do

(Submitted by Em )

Hey! THat's My birthday!!! Cool Beans. What exactly did he buy?

(Submitted by Tanzos )

hey all great stuff.....

(Submitted by grip )

you ARE the man!

(Submitted by monster )

This is nothing, i have receipts from 13 years ago all the way to know(everyone)- NOT!! I have better things to do with my life! This site rulez!

(Submitted by adolph brown jr )

i lost my hard drive & everything i had on it....i had some screen savers from wall mart that i would love to get again...can you help me

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

HI! DEREK, DO YOU SHOP AT KMART?

(Submitted by pm )

Hey, Do u have any other work or what ??? Crazy !!! Do somthing useful in your life.

(Submitted by cisco class )

This is the greatest page that i have ever seen in my whole life!!!!!!!

(Submitted by evvie )

WHAT DID YOU BUY?

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all )

If it wasn't for the tax, it would have been quite a deal: $58.96 for only $49.96! Nine dollars free! They say things at wal~mart are cheaper, but i didn't think you could buy money for less than it costs! For the glory of derek our savior, Timmy!

(Submitted by a )

<font size="5145"> nice! :D

(Submitted by kinky )

Is this not scary?

(Submitted by dez )

I love you!

(Submitted by Josey )

First: How nice that Derek could get a Regular 58.96 for only 49.96! I'm still trying to get the Wal-mart manager to give me that Regular 12.99 for only 3.99 *sigh* Second: How exactly would you check Marco's math?? (sorry, math is not my forte)

(Submitted by donna )

I can't even find my reciepts from last week.

(Submitted by alicia )

oaky so what did you buy that time?

(Submitted by pfelon )

Derek! What did you buy man!

(Submitted by joe-joe )

What dee's bitche's want from a nigga

(Submitted by Tink )

i did it. i feel like some kind of superwoman explorer. i read all the comments to here, where i have chosen to place my mark on the wal-mart guy's page. nice job wal- mart guy, you are my hero. i wish i had the dedication to create something so incredibly poetic. i also wish that i could at some point in my life be idiotic enough to think that using obscenities in my comment could possibly make my point. come on people, say something intelligent and don't dirty the wal-mart guy's page. wal-mart stands for clean family related things, like apples and bisquick and cotton, (notice that all those things seem eatable, except for the cotton that is, which could be eatable if you were the kind of person who eats just anything...i must be hungry) besides, it is obvious that the wal-mart guy is the only person with the rights to cuss on his page. more power to ya wal-mart guy, whatever your newest ventures may be, and long live wal-mart.

(Submitted by Joona I Palaste )

Why do you think anyone would be interested in seeing your old WAL-MART receipts? Get a life.

(Submitted by popoopie )

You remind me of my friend Greg. He likes Walmart a lot too, and he's also a raging idiot. Congrats on bringing existence to a new low.

(Submitted by popoopie )

You remind me of my friend Greg. He likes Walmart a lot too, and he's also a raging idiot. Congrats on bringing existence to a new low.

(Submitted by popoopie )

You remind me of my friend Greg. He likes Walmart a lot too, and he's also a raging idiot. Congrats on bringing existence to a new low.

(Submitted by popoopie )

You remind me of my friend Greg. He likes Walmart a lot too, and he's also a raging idiot. Congrats on bringing existence to a new low.

(Submitted by popoopie )

You remind me of my friend Greg. He likes Walmart a lot too, and he's also a raging idiot. Congrats on bringing existence to a new low.

(Submitted by MARFY )

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE....YOU SIT HERE AND SCAN YOUR SHIT INTO THE COMPUTER JUST TO SHOW THE WORLD HOW MUCH OF A PSYCHO ASS HOLE YOU ARE...WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GOD DAMNIT...GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FUDGE PACKING COCK SUCKER!!!!

(Submitted by RPDarkAngel06 )

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAYYYY. ... whatEVER blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Nice website. NOT! Man, you have WAY too much TIME ON YO HANDS!!! I thought I was crazy! I'm not remotely insane compared to the likes of YOU, my man. Not bby a loooooooong shot. Guh~Bye!!!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all )

Geoff>> I am a member of the rebels against pants! Is R.A.P. a national thing, or are you in the same area as me?=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Josey>> NO!! I said that it would be that cheap without tax. ARGGG! You people don't listen! As i have thoughr from the start, government's sole purpose is too stop companys like walmart from providing us with low-priced goods.(it has been officially confirmed)-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Popoopie>> Derek mentioned in the FAQ that he shops many places, and that he doesn't like walmart any better than many other fine establishments. Sooo...get informed before you go and say something, and then say it again, and again, and again, and yet again.-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Marfy>> I know how dumb you are, but it would have sufficed to have just put your stupid gay message on one of the pages.....in our lords name i serve, Timmy! First: How nice that Derek could get a Regular 58.96 for only 49.96! I'm still trying to get the Wal-mart manager to give me that Regular 12.99 for only 3.99 *sigh* Second: How exactly would you check Marco's math?? (sorry, math is not my forte)

(Submitted by Timmy! )

Shit! You might notice that i have part of someone elses message tacked onto mine. Be so kind as to ignore it. thanks.

(Submitted by Jackie )

Damn! I don't remember seeing a counter on this page. I would love to know how many people have been here. These comments are the funniest thing....and I'm only on Receipt #2....I have a long journey ahead of me....

(Submitted by Penny )

YOU STAYED AWAY FROM WALMART FROM NOV-FEB???? MY HUSBAND COULDN'T DO THAT. HE GOES TO WALMART AT LEAST THREE TIMES A WEEK. HE IS A WALMART ADDICT. IF YOU DIDN'T GO TO WALMART IN DECEMBER, WHERE DID YOU BUY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS??? THE POOR BABY DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! I MIGHT NEED TO CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES.

(Submitted by BigSKIVIES )

WALLY WORLD ROCKS!!! (So does DEREK, for building this cool web site!) When your done here, go to my web site: http://beam.to/bigskivies

(Submitted by MeatMan )

Since the new Super Wal appeared on the corner, very little of my money goes anywhere else. If I had done this site, there would be many days of two, three, sometimes even five receipts.Those of you who don't appreciate this site really know nothing of true value and even less of art. Derek is to be viewed and appreciated on two levels, as the bargain shopper and as the artiste. Sorry Timmy, Sam Walton is God. Derek is just the messenger.

(Submitted by tim m. )

no comment...uh, wait...

(Submitted by Taffy D. )

This web page is fascinating. I have told all my friends about it. Anyone who would go to the trouble of scanning all his receipts must be INCREDIBLY bored. If you love Wal-Mart that much (I myself am an avid Wal-Mart shopper), then why not just get a job there? You should definitely consider the Wal-Mart credit card, like one person suggested, since you shop there so frequently. Until you DO get a life, keep this web site up and running....it is quite entertaining!!

(Submitted by qwerty adsf )

forget about getting a life, get your car back man, how could you get rid of it?

(Submitted by kraker )

reading all these comments has made me hungry.

(Submitted by katarama )

This has to be one of the most remarkably insane (inane) sites have had the privelege of running across.. Bless your litle heart Derek! This is truely an amazing work in progress!

(Submitted by waffles please )

The end of the world is nigh. And there's a sale on waffle irons in aisle 7.

(Submitted by wig )

Don't you know they'll take ANYTHING back even without a receipt? Even 'em guns I bought thar'!

(Submitted by aussie chick )

I would've guessed correctly without knowing the URL or the store brand name that ONLY an American would have put shopping receipts on his site for amusement.

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

Yes, well, we thank you for the compliment, aussie chick. I would have guessed you were an aussie, so think on that.

(Submitted by Wally Jr. )

Daddy Walmart is that you?

(Submitted by pressure drop between ears too great )

i'm bleeding out my ears. is this normal @ wally world?

(Submitted by willow )

uummmmhhhhhaaaaaaammmm Derrek are you related to my old man? I think he should be vise president of A.S.S.

(Submitted by jrod )

I thought you wer the insane crazy motherfucker here until I started to write a comment to this pointless site

(Submitted by BCR3 )

OK... wow... quarter after 2 and I have to be at work at 10... so naturally I am sitting here viewing what is, quite possibly, the most inane, insane, and crack- headed website to ever earn the moniker "family friendly"... and I stop and say to myself, "Self... I like this... It amuses me. But... is it art?" Yes, world! It IS art!

(Submitted by BCR3 )

OK... wow... quarter after 2 and I have to be at work at 10... so naturally I am sitting here viewing what is, quite possibly, the most inane, insane, and crack- headed website to ever earn the moniker "family friendly"... and I stop and say to myself, "Self... I like this... It amuses me. But... is it art?" Yes, world! It IS art!

(Submitted by erk )

i think alot of people posting here just don't get it... except maybe the guy who did all the math to figure out how much you spend on average per day. this is what the internet is supposed to be.

(Submitted by kate )

I just needed to put the temporarily last comment on this site. I think there's nothing more to say, except Marco, you rock, you're just underappreciated, Derek, isn't consumerism wonderful, remember your youthful days at Walmart, and america, god help us if this is how we spend our time!

(Submitted by mr wal-mart smiley face guy )

walmart, always low prices, always!

(Submitted by solid waste )

I have reviewed Marco's math and found that while the figures for available mondays do indeed average a price of $29.95, his calculations do not take into account the existance of a leap year, thereby if we were to provide a hypothtical "monday" to account for the absence of that day in February, the resulting figure would be $28.45, not $29.95 as previously cogitated by Marco. In addition, Thursdays averaged $26.83, not $26.84. Dumbass. Who's the smartest! Who's the smartest! Interestingly enough, the latter disbursement multiplied by itself twice, divided by half of itself thrice, substituted for letters of the western alphabet (where as A=1, B=2 and so forth...) and inserted backwards into a telephone keypad, will dial the direct- line number of Marco's mother at the Huntsville Unit of the State Penitentary, where she has been chief wardon since... Thursday, February 6th, 1984. Cool coincidence huh! And by the way, if you input all total prices from the wal- mart reciepts into a Texas Instruments DORK-2000 calculator (the older 1000 version will perform the appropriate functions but does not come with that rad glow-in-the-dark pocket protector with matching fountain pen necklace) and align them spatially (as opposed to sub-spacially, option j), the points converge at Q and [3,7] to form a picture of Marco kissing my perfect ass. And as IF that weren't enough fun for one day, you can transfer the points into a product matrix with nominal cross- matrices and again using western alphabetical characters (with some changes--read A=8, B=3, C=29... and so on) in exchange for numerices, it spells out the message: II I LUVP 99 DUREK ANDS HIS WACKYY8 3 RECEITTS!!

(Submitted by solid waste )

I have reviewed Marco's math and found that while the figures for available mondays do indeed average a price of $29.95, his calculations do not take into account the existance of a leap year, thereby if we were to provide a hypothtical "monday" to account for the absence of that day in February, the resulting figure would be $28.45, not $29.95 as previously cogitated by Marco. In addition, Thursdays averaged $26.83, not $26.84. Dumbass. Who's the smartest! Who's the smartest! Interestingly enough, the latter disbursement multiplied by itself twice, divided by half of itself thrice, substituted for letters of the western alphabet (where as A=1, B=2 and so forth...) and inserted backwards into a telephone keypad, will dial the direct- line number of Marco's mother at the Huntsville Unit of the State Penitentary, where she has been chief wardon since... Thursday, February 6th, 1984. Cool coincidence huh! And by the way, if you input all total prices from the wal- mart reciepts into a Texas Instruments DORK-2000 calculator (the older 1000 version will perform the appropriate functions but does not come with that rad glow-in-the-dark pocket protector with matching fountain pen necklace) and align them spatially (as opposed to sub-spacially, option j), the points converge at Q and [3,7] to form a picture of Marco kissing my perfect ass. And as IF that weren't enough fun for one day, you can transfer the points into a product matrix with nominal cross- matrices and again using western alphabetical characters (with some changes--read A=8, B=3, C=29... and so on) in exchange for numerices, it spells out the message: II I LUVP 99 DUREK ANDS HIS WACKYY8 3 RECEITTS!!

(Submitted by solid waste )

I have reviewed Marco's math and found that while the figures for available mondays do indeed average a price of $29.95, his calculations do not take into account the existance of a leap year, thereby if we were to provide a hypothtical "monday" to account for the absence of that day in February, the resulting figure would be $28.45, not $29.95 as previously cogitated by Marco. In addition, Thursdays averaged $26.83, not $26.84. Dumbass. Who's the smartest! Who's the smartest! Interestingly enough, the latter disbursement multiplied by itself twice, divided by half of itself thrice, substituted for letters of the western alphabet (where as A=1, B=2 and so forth...) and inserted backwards into a telephone keypad, will dial the direct- line number of Marco's mother at the Huntsville Unit of the State Penitentary, where she has been chief wardon since... Thursday, February 6th, 1984. Cool coincidence huh! And by the way, if you input all total prices from the wal- mart reciepts into a Texas Instruments DORK-2000 calculator (the older 1000 version will perform the appropriate functions but does not come with that rad glow-in-the-dark pocket protector with matching fountain pen necklace) and align them spatially (as opposed to sub-spacially, option j), the points converge at Q and [3,7] to form a picture of Marco kissing my perfect ass. And as IF that weren't enough fun for one day, you can transfer the points into a product matrix with nominal cross- matrices and again using western alphabetical characters (with some changes--read A=8, B=3, C=29... and so on) in exchange for numerices, it spells out the message: II I LUVP 99 DUREK ANDS HIS WACKYY8 3 RECEITTS!!

(Submitted by solid waste )

I have reviewed Marco's math and found that while the figures for available mondays do indeed average a price of $29.95, his calculations do not take into account the existance of a leap year, thereby if we were to provide a hypothtical "monday" to account for the absence of that day in February, the resulting figure would be $28.45, not $29.95 as previously cogitated by Marco. In addition, Thursdays averaged $26.83, not $26.84. Dumbass. Who's the smartest! Who's the smartest! Interestingly enough, the latter disbursement multiplied by itself twice, divided by half of itself thrice, substituted for letters of the western alphabet (where as A=1, B=2 and so forth...) and inserted backwards into a telephone keypad, will dial the direct- line number of Marco's mother at the Huntsville Unit of the State Penitentary, where she has been chief wardon since... Thursday, February 6th, 1984. Cool coincidence huh! And by the way, if you input all total prices from the wal- mart reciepts into a Texas Instruments DORK-2000 calculator (the older 1000 version will perform the appropriate functions but does not come with that rad glow-in-the-dark pocket protector with matching fountain pen necklace) and align them spatially (as opposed to sub-spacially, option j), the points converge at Q and [3,7] to form a picture of Marco kissing my perfect ass. And as IF that weren't enough fun for one day, you can transfer the points into a product matrix with nominal cross- matrices and again using western alphabetical characters (with some changes--read A=8, B=3, C=29... and so on) in exchange for numerices, it spells out the message: II I LUVP 99 DUREK ANDS HIS WACKYY8 3 RECEITTS!!

(Submitted by solid waste )

I have reviewed Marco's math and found that while the figures for available mondays do indeed average a price of $29.95, his calculations do not take into account the existance of a leap year, thereby if we were to provide a hypothtical "monday" to account for the absence of that day in February, the resulting figure would be $28.45, not $29.95 as previously cogitated by Marco. In addition, Thursdays averaged $26.83, not $26.84. Dumbass. Who's the smartest! Who's the smartest! Interestingly enough, the latter disbursement multiplied by itself twice, divided by half of itself thrice, substituted for letters of the western alphabet (where as A=1, B=2 and so forth...) and inserted backwards into a telephone keypad, will dial the direct- line number of Marco's mother at the Huntsville Unit of the State Penitentary, where she has been chief wardon since... Thursday, February 6th, 1984. Cool coincidence huh! And by the way, if you input all total prices from the wal- mart reciepts into a Texas Instruments DORK-2000 calculator (the older 1000 version will perform the appropriate functions but does not come with that rad glow-in-the-dark pocket protector with matching fountain pen necklace) and align them spatially (as opposed to sub-spacially, option j), the points converge at Q and [3,7] to form a picture of Marco kissing my perfect ass. And as IF that weren't enough fun for one day, you can transfer the points into a product matrix with nominal cross- matrices and again using western alphabetical characters (with some changes--read A=8, B=3, C=29... and so on) in exchange for numerices, it spells out the message: II I LUVP 99 DUREK ANDS HIS WACKYY8 3 RECEITTS!!

(Submitted by ZK )

What if you had to include inflation into the whole equation and then work it out?

(Submitted by Mikey from the corner )

What if you had to include idiocy into the whole equation and then post it five times instead of the standard one?

(Submitted by maria )

that whole equation shit cracked me uppp!! lOl~

(Submitted by jeremy )

walmart has this, like....cosmic energy that only true believers can tap into. i am one such believer, and the vibes are HEAVY dude. .............................. .........phish rules

(Submitted by Qi Shu )

Hi, I am Qi Shu. You may remember me from such movies as Jackie Chan's "Gorgeous" or "Sex and Zen Part 2". Anyway, I just want everyone to know that I am in love with Jeremy (see above note) and I am going to marry him on live webcam right here at the Wal-mart reciept site. Thank you "Wal-mart Reciept Dude" for helping us find true love.

(Submitted by Leo )

this is very reassuring stuff - I feel human again !

(Submitted by Donnie )

You are a fucking loser!!!

(Submitted by Crapola )

Erm, WHAT THE FUCK!?!

(Submitted by Fred Durst )

u r fuckin crazy! crazier than Wes....i cant belive it. i will never sing again

(Submitted by Jim )

What's the matter, chump? K-Mart not good enough for you?

(Submitted by wal-mart sucks )

This is cool but you know wal- mart they don't care and the only reason they are giving you the attention is because you gave them something to look good on. Don't take it personal but they do suck. They care only for themselves and the green they recieve and the ones they take care of are the ones that kiss their ass .

(Submitted by cramer )

boring!!!!!

(Submitted by Techo )

This is certianl diffirent. I happen to have a habit of saving movie tickets, and shirt tags. {you know, the 'hand wash/100%cotton' stuff}

(Submitted by brizz )

this is friggin' hilarious and I feel a special sense of self-worth having conquered this page of comments. Im ready for more.....bring it on!!!!!

(Submitted by Did...Not...Finish...All...Reciepts )

Bring it on? I have the feeling you will have a whipped puppy feeling before you get to the end, so, for now, I hope you enjoy the bring it on state you are currently in.

(Submitted by Mallory )

What is everyones problem? Have you ever heard of a SENSE OF HUMOR? this site is funny.... and you yell at other people being here because they have no lives... then what are you doing here? pay us people that actually "enjoy" this sort of thing some respect and view this page with honor. The make worked on this hard, and if you don't like it then LEAVE! thank you ,have a nice day, adios.

(Submitted by MadMunkey )

how many hits do u get a day? week? year? ever?

(Submitted by John Sanders )

You are the bomb! But what did you spend 50 dollars on at Wal-Mart??? Louisiana Rulz!

(Submitted by stinoma )

what am i doing hear ?having a god time reading all the coments as we say only in the U.S.A respect from the U.K

(Submitted by The Brahma )

Well, This is true USA culture !

(Submitted by Jamie Seltzer )

just out of curiosity, is wal- mart like the only place to shop where you live, or is it just EXTREMELY convenient. i live about 1.5-2 miles from our wally world and even despite that the only other competition we have in way of wal-mart is a super k, i venture there maybe 20 times a year! but then again, if it is like the wal-mart in gun barrell city, tx (not far from here) is, then i would be frequenting wal-mart just to see all the hot chicks that work there (did i say that? oh well, i know it USED to be true... heheh...). J-ME

(Submitted by koz )

wow. this is pretty boring.

(Submitted by #Arena dude )

i wish i was you. :/

(Submitted by Push )

Hey what was it you bought? I can't tell.

(Submitted by A.N.Other Nutter )

Freud once said America was a big mistake. I think he was right. Yours, The Entire UK.

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Dear A.N. Other Nutter... 3 words. World War Two. Fuck you, The entire United States.

(Submitted by Compliment-man )

Aloha! Great site, tremendous and super. This is like Pompeii, a foundation for humanity. Or, it is just pretty blasted funny!!

(Submitted by Rocko )

I seem to have lost my marbles, can anyone please tell me where my marbles are?

(Submitted by Lovely )

I love those sexy reciepts, they turn me on. they are dynamite.

(Submitted by Shadow )

Im going to bed.

(Submitted by kuroneko )

he bought something that regularly costs $58.96, but he paid $49.96. wow. save a whole nine bucks.

(Submitted by Brittany Spears )

It is interesting to see that when I have a moment alone I get on the internet to find websites like this one. Hey anybody buy my last album?

(Submitted by barney )

Does this site have directions to WalMart? I am looking for a nearby WalMart. I understand WalMart has pretty good deals. Do you know where one might be? I don't have much time.

(Submitted by hoge )

Where can I get one of those?

(Submitted by jack )

calculations do include leap yr now, I don't have time to go over all the numbers, but do they take into account that all months don't have the same # of days?

(Submitted by jason )

Now I thought you were bored until I read Marcos findings. Wapner at 5:00 ?? Ofcourse Kmart is where I buy my underwear.

(Submitted by Darn )

This is dang near as interesting as the new season of Ally McBeal.

(Submitted by Robert )

Man Marco,(the dude who did the calculations), youz got a lotz of free time man.

(Submitted by Beth )

At least you're a bargain shopper. What's this receipt for anyway??

(Submitted by Chris )

What a deal! I still remember the day brought home my very own item #004468102423, but I paid the full $58.96 for it. You schmuck. Well, I hope you're enjoying yours as much as I am mine!

(Submitted by Waleriena Marte )

I work at Wal Mart and I entered that item number into my register, to see what it was. You'll never guess....

(Submitted by jo Walmart )

Exactly how much is a Dilworth

(Submitted by mark )

When is the auction? I gotta have this one!

(Submitted by _xYx_ )

This is simply remarkable! I bet it qualifies as art. Now, is that good, or not?

(Submitted by punkette )

you think all the above need to get a life? Try shopping at walmart right after they open in the morning and listen to their "radio station dj" broacasting all their boring birthdays, greetings, and assorted monotonous gobbledegook. Talk about gag-a-maggot! that's the price we pay for great discounts as we shop. *sighhhh*

(Submitted by bitch )

walmart is for white trash!

(Submitted by michael )

Tabulating the amount spent is easily accomplished when one has time on one's hands, but tells you very little. What we need to know is whether there is any statistical significance of trends in spending habits. Do this, and then you've got something worthy of a research grant.

(Submitted by jody )

i think it is awesome but for bitch and punkette dont like it try going to your nearest K-MART OH IM SORRY THEY ARE CLOSING NO THAT IS WHITE TRASH

(Submitted by kay4ever22 )

who is this jody and where dose she come off cussin` like she all bad. whatever. WALMART RULES

(Submitted by :) )

Hi i have read every comment so far. I am stuped. can u tell?

(Submitted by :o )

solid waste should be more polite. i have this strange urge to add to this list. Everyone must. It must be this strange primal urge that has been resurected...

(Submitted by Cathy )

Do they follow you when you go in WalMart now?

(Submitted by georgie o )

Com'on guys..it's cooooold in MN in the winter. Gotta sumthin'. Making others laugh is not an insignificant nor meaningless achievement.

(Submitted by andrew )

ive seen stupid, ive seen good, ive seen sex, ive seen love. BUT I'V NEVER SEEN SHIT LIKE THIS

(Submitted by ;) )

andrew has wey to much experience

(Submitted by kris )

ah, no

(Submitted by JIm )

WELL! UMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

(Submitted by Becka )

I am a wal mart shopper and do say that they have EXCELLENT PRICES !! Now about George........ this man has a high iq and we should appreciate his taking the time to let us see that America stand's a fighting chance with people like him in the world !! my hat's off to you George !!!!! Becka.

(Submitted by Ross the Boss )

Well you either get it or you don't. Its kind of like... if someone has to explain it you won't understand. If you don't get it, go watch some TV. TV is much more interactive for simple minds. Bet you can even figure out the commercials

(Submitted by underdog )

i call it "Crawl-Mart" myself, but it doesn't seem to be catching on.

(Submitted by Lori )

this is cooler than a can of spam under your armpit

(Submitted by Al Mota )

Just when you thought it was safe to come out! We can see the last page on the internet from here...it's not too far away. (;-) Greetings from downtown Colfax, Washington where there is no Walmart.

(Submitted by Loving it! )

OMG! I love Walmart! I am actually doing a research paper on it. This is one of the most interesting sites I have seen in a long time, and Marco you remind me of my brother, always trying to look smart. I now live in Santa Cruz Cali were there is no Walmart man!!! I miss it so much the closest is like 40 miles away and I don't have a car so can someone tell the Walmart Company to make a Walmart in Santa Cruz? Oh yeah UCSC Rules Go Slugs!

(Submitted by Slaz )

Narf

(Submitted by brownsugah )

What the hell is this !!!!!! kay4ever22 your a fag

(Submitted by Burke )

That is one wierd mother fucker!

(Submitted by xaxa )

Nice way to call the attention. Good work, you did it! ;)

(Submitted by David )

I don't know what to say. Walmart is an evil empire and you are all pawns. From the way they treat their employees to their ethics regarding labor practices in other countries, they are evil. They ruin communities where they force themselves even when not wanted. And finally, they have a dismal environmental record, preferring to use money to make environmental problems go away. At least in my state, NH, we don't pay sales tax. Have you added up how much you have paid in sales tax alone for all the uneeded junk you bought??? Smarten up! Get a life! Stop over-consuming and give the planet a break...

(Submitted by katnap )

Was it a new file cabinet to put all your receipts in?

(Submitted by Kendall )

People of Earth bow down to me!

(Submitted by k,kk )

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(Submitted by Nathan )

What did you buy?

(Submitted by Azrael Brown )

Thanks for sharing, David. You may go now.

(Submitted by Tom )

Well, I think I may have seen it all. I must admit I have too much time on my hands, but this site,does,like someone said, gobble you up. I was just surfin'mindin' my own business, when all of a sudden the Walmart receipt vortex swallowed me alive. This is better than the Twillight zone. By-the-way, why are some of you other vistors so rude? So, the dude has the ability and the time to do what HE wants! I think the people that need to get a life are the ones that have left those type of messages. Goofy site, I love it.

(Submitted by Joel )

Keep collecting more receipts!

(Submitted by Bonnie )

Do you realize you saved nearly 17%????