15 March 1997



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Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Bob Bobbins)

You forgot to include that reciept for the penis enlarger and KY jelly I saw you buy last week.

(Submitted by Bren)

They don't sell those at Wal* Mart do they?

(Submitted by rebecca)

where can i get one of those?

(Submitted by maggie)

they sell them at Rite Aid

(Submitted by Rem)

Visuals: 100 Sound: 100 Gameplay: 100 Long-term Interest: 100 OVERALL: 100%

(Submitted by Dysfunctional)

The reader comments are better than the damn receipts! Now I'm hooked just so I can read the comments!

(Submitted by somebody)

i'm sick of typing in fake e- mail adds and my head has yet to implode.

(Submitted by Krisp)

factoid (i think this word is an invention of time/warner/aol/emi/....): the waltons are the head priests of that amway/quickstar cult.....i wonder how they're receipts look? are there any relationships between turner and walton?

(Submitted by Erica)

oooooh! big spender! did ya find that in the sofa?

(Submitted by Pedler)

What is the point of this website? Just out of curiousity.....

(Submitted by Daibutsu)

this place is an example of fnord end of head please don't become a snake

(Submitted by robert )

im very afraid

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

Let me be there

(Submitted by MineEyes)

Hard to make out what you bought on this spending spree. ;)

(Submitted by furious )

O.K. I REALLY HOPE THIS SITE IS JUST KIND OF A JOKE. IF NOT I'M VERY......LET'S JUST SAY I'M VERY.

(Submitted by wedley )

Do I like this or hate it? I'm too confused to tell anymore.

(Submitted by i worsip Derek, savior of all... )

umm. hello? Would you prefer to be called Derek or just God Our Lord And Savior? I'd like to get more secret messages in my brain. I've done everything you asked me to. What have i done to disgrace myself in your eyes, I used to be your favored prophet and servant! I even put twenty dollars extra in the offering this week, twice! Oh, and wedley, not only do you like it you love it. or else. Bruising my knees and ego from praying to you too much, Timmy!

(Submitted by Casey )

If you find it funny, then it's a joke.

(Submitted by Geoff )

All this time I thought this site was for the betterment of man kind. Now I find that I have been following blindly. I have nothing left to live for.

(Submitted by Cam )

I'm stupid

(Submitted by Maynard )

I've been looking for a walmart receipt with this item number for years. If you're interested in selling it, or possibly doing a even trade, please contact me asap. Thanks. Maynard

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I WANT TO SEE YOU MODEL WAL MART'S CLOTHES FOR ME!

(Submitted by mad@myself.com )

Another time I went to this other Wal-Mart trying to find some good clown porn, but apparently Sam didn't swing that way.

(Submitted by stinky kurt )

ha! i love this site. does anybody else realize that the comments are the best part of the site?? i love it! keep up the good work, and...for all of you fat pus-guzzling queers who diss this page..BRING IT ON ASSHOLES!!!

(Submitted by stinky kurt (i'm a gurl) )

yes, it is true..i am a gurl.

(Submitted by jodi stepp )

i am interested in recieving information about your company/product

(Submitted by hi stinky kurt )

I'm fat and a queer, but i guzzle piss not pus, so i was just wondering if that message included me. Anyway even if I am a fat, queer, piss guzzling asshole, at least i don't stink, so there...i guess...now i'll have to re-evaluate my lifestyle...damn you!

(Submitted by hi hi stinky kurt )

Is that you hi? It'd be really cool if it was. For all you nosy people reading this i used to know someone named "hi kurt" and i'm thinking that if his name or nickname later in life was "stinky" then this might be some kind of wierd pre-destined reunion of two childhood friends.

(Submitted by hi hi hi stinky kurt )

I also used to know someone name kurt but he spelled his with a c instead of a k and the r was closer to the front and it ended with a g...now wait a second, that guy's name was craig, never mind. Hell yeah, derek, kick some more ass, you know your site wants to.

(Submitted by pathetic loser )

Hi, i'm a pathetic loser who came to this site and without bothering to read it or anthing has decided to say it sucks because that's about all i really know about. Before i was on this site i sucked and i'll still suck when i get off. I guess you could say that's i've done since i was born, but anyway and just wanted to say this site sucks. -signed, Pathetic loser that writes stupid shit because i suck

(Submitted by mikey the pothead )

hey, that pathetic loser looks alot like a lot of people who come onto this site talking about how much it sucks. I'm glad that i'm not a pathetic loser saying stuff like that. I like that one site of derek's, you know, the walmart one.

(Submitted by jose the pottery guy )

I stink too but that just becuase of the clay. I wouldn't like put it in my name or anyrhing, though. (I'm talkin about stink kurt)

(Submitted by kinky )

Yeah.. so... what's the point in you saying you stink? Who gives a rats ass? Anyway.... until we have smell-o-puters... I don't think anyone wants to hear about your BO

(Submitted by kinky )

Okay.. so maybe it turns me on.. so what?

(Submitted by jose the pottery guy likes kinky )

me or kurt? I don't wantta be rude, but what you said was really bad. I'm glad i turn you on, many peole like the smell of clay but i personally think it stinks.

(Submitted by Jackie )

Ok....the first receipt was nice and clear, and the last couple have been fuzzy. I sincerely hope the quality of the scans clear up or my whole weekend is ruined.

(Submitted by Jamie )

Who goes to Wal-Mart and only spends four dollars??

(Submitted by Katie-ay )

I know that it is a miracle from God if i leave wal-mart only spending four or five dollars...how did you manage Derek? Let me in on your secret...

(Submitted by now that ex-lax is gone, reading these comments is the next best thing )

i stuff my receipts in my shorts, but they always get crapped up. oh well.

(Submitted by Terert )

I...LIKE...RECEIPTS

(Submitted by Patrick )

What kind of a lonely dumb fuck would spend all of his time playin with recipts he got while shopping for his mommy's tampax. You should get rid of this waste of space.. you waste of food.

(Submitted by this site sucks )

HOLY SHIT HIS SITE SUCKS.

(Submitted by willow )

hehehehehehe(blush***blush) I go to WalMart and only spend $4 so nananana Jamie :0)

(Submitted by willow )

Shut the fuck up Patrick!!!!

(Submitted by Patrick )

*hanging my head* I'm sorry willow. I know I'm stupid. Next time I'll just keep my mouth shut. It's just... well... I hate being a loser so I take it out on other people. Please forgive me.

(Submitted by eddy )

this wal-mart a 24hour wal- mart or does it close at 10pm.

(Submitted by yep it me a again )

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(Submitted by Rick )

You visited WallMart TWICE in the same day????????????

(Submitted by hunter )

willow U should accept patrick's apology

(Submitted by bilbo )

this is better than a chat room

(Submitted by donsid )

how cum you can't buy a cd with obscene language at wal mart but you can buy guns & ammo there

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

Why???? Do you need to get a life??? And I am an american living in australia, and i miss WALMART!! that is why I am soooo drawn to this!!!!!!!! I JUST WISH I COULD READ THEM!!!! they are blurry.........*sigh*.....not fair......fix them!!! : )

(Submitted by kuroneko )

umm...i think you people have issues...

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

Hello there, My name is Solid Snake. I have been through so much, and Now I am working at Wally World. I like-a da flied li

(Submitted by squirm )

Isn't anyone even going to mention the fact that this is his 2nd trip to Walmart in ONE DAY!!

(Submitted by :) )

Does anyone else get those stupid aol cds in the mail...

(Submitted by Cathy )

You know, there may be a reason all the receipts say shop at home on them. Yes, I get AOL CD's in the mail. The last one deleted my hard drive.

(Submitted by Beavis )

kurt: Since you shop at the walmart in Dilworth does that make you a Dill Weed?

(Submitted by ;) )

im glad im not the only one.. i use them for bird feeders.. spread peanut butter on 'em and dip em in bird seed. set them on your porch ;)

(Submitted by Ross the Boss )

Ya got to love those people who dont get it Derek. I am sure this is a good way to end a day of work and that quick stop on the way home at wally world. pour yourself a cocktail and flip on the puter and be amazed at the outlet you have created.

(Submitted by Anonymus won )

hi

(Submitted by Adagio on a string bikini )

how do we know these are his reciepts? He could have just picked them up off the ground!

(Submitted by Adagio on a string bikini )

how do we know these are his reciepts? He could have just picked them up off the ground!

(Submitted by Adagio on a string bikini )

how do we know these are his reciepts? He could have just picked them up off the ground!

(Submitted by Adagio on a string bikini )

how do we know these are his reciepts? He could have just picked them up off the ground!

(Submitted by Burke )

Since he spends so much time at wal mart....i wonder if he has ever been layed there!

(Submitted by Pinky )

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(Submitted by Pinky )

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(Submitted by katnap )

My 3 year old son and I play frisbee with all those junk AOL cds I get. He loves it, and it makes me feel good to at least use them for a worthwhile purpose. Love your site...And to all those with nasty comments...SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!