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1 April 1997
Visitor Comments:
(Submitted by Claire)
Dri Bottoms?????
(Submitted by vanessa)
oooooh. You have cats? Glad to see you buy them treats and not spend all your money on dri-bottoms.
(Submitted by KIANA)
Hello. I'm back, and you MUST have kids.
(Submitted by Luis)
Were those Dri-Bottoms attached to Cute-Blondes? heh heh
(Submitted by Angie)
Obviously you have children, Do you spend anytime with them? Wallfart should pay you for advertising!
(Submitted by hdj jewboy)
the real question is : was the refill for the dri-bottoms or the cat treat?
(Submitted by grandma)
real diapers would be cheaper
(Submitted by brenda)
I'm back, I don't knowd what's worse, we can't criticize Derek for his hobby, just look around, we're actually reading all this ourselves. If Derek's nuts, what does that make us? Anyway, now I'm addicted and I've got to read more. This may be even more fun that actually going to Wal-Mart myself.
(Submitted by slo)
I get it, too late i think.This is a free speech BBS that hide behind a more sinister agenda, It's the WalMart conspiracy, we are actually looking and talking about WalMart invoices, this gets to be subliminal, i suddenly feel the urge to got get myself crappy fishing lures and other useless items, help me.
(Submitted by tony)
You like cats too! We must
exchange recipes.
(Submitted by Justin)
You paid $8.79 for Dri
Bottoms!!! Oh man, I hope you
got alot of them!
(Submitted by Paul Collins)
Real diapers are disgusting
things. Shit-sodden rags in
the washing machine? No
thank you.
(Submitted by peter)
This web site is crack. I
feel like yelling at my feet.
(Submitted by Max)
SQUID!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(Submitted by bootta64)
you stupid bum you don't have
kid those are for you cats
right
(Submitted by sadie)
Kids, cats, wife (assuming the maxi shield wans't
yours): what more could you want? As a grocery
store clerk, I've always believed you can tell a lot
about a person by what they buy. You're cool,
Derek.
(Submitted by eatglue)
ya know what's insane? me and
my best friend hop over to
walmart when we hang out. its
great to walk around and play
with the toys and bounce the
balls and buy stuff and just
talk. finally, a site that
proves the awesomeness of
walmart!! my life has been
fulfilled :o)
(Submitted by Shade)
Does your kid have the runs
or what that is just too many
wipes.
(Submitted by superlongdong)
i think you are all gay and
moronic for reading this
crap, you all have no lives
and you probably never got
laid in your life
(Submitted by mouse)
look who's talking Mr.
Superlong...
(Submitted by village idiot)
shoot cant get little arrow
in boxs. prob got cat treet
for baby in crib.
(Submitted by Tazzy)
:::watching all the viewer's
noses squished against the
monitor just to read those
faintly printed receipts:::
Does Wally-World sell
scanners??
(Submitted by John)
have anything better to do???
(Submitted by Dark Eyes)
Have ya ever gotten the balls
to steal a Wal-mart vest???
(Submitted by hamburger dave)
snorkels, roasts, snoopy,
beards, and rabbits. what
more could i possibly burp?
(Submitted by jose)
you are extremely lame. you must have no life at
all. a jackass like you really needs to get out more.
and i don't mean just going to wal-mart. i would
be more impressed with a reciept from the 99 cent
store. No wonder wal-mart doesn't want anything
to do with this lame ass website.
(Submitted by j3nnif3r)
I can't imagine what you'd
get refilled at WalMart for
$4.47... Propane tanks? Going
camping?
(Submitted by Not so secret Agent)
so, propane eh? Wanna blow up the world do we
derek, myboy? come on, you can tell us, we won't
tell anyone, we're all friends here, right guys? Ya
have a grudge against the government, do ya?
(Submitted by QT)
umm ok. I'm just wondering
has anyone ever made it to
the END of this stupid little
freakish receipt show?
(Submitted by Jared)
the smell of wall-mart is some
of the last true magic in our
world. The gorgeous effluvia
of "brand new."
(Submitted by Ralph)
My cat's breath smells like
cat food.
(Submitted by Matt King)
Jose, your a big fag. Why
would you brutally cut down
this guys site when you
yourself are lame enough to
get this far into the site!
Fag boy!!
(Submitted by pandora)
derek can you scan a little
darker? i'm afraid i'll miss
some of those special baby
moments, like his first
training britches...
(Submitted by we "N/A")
I'd like to visit the jungle,
hear the lions roar...Go back
in time and meet a
dinosaur...Theres so many
places I'd like to be...but
none of them permanently...
(Submitted by neb)
seriously
(Submitted by neb)
AGAIN?
(Submitted by britneyliveson )
this is a story about a girl
named lucky. early morning,
she wakes up, knock knock
knock on the door. its time
for makeup. perfect smile,
its who theyre all waiting
for. they go: isnt she lucky?
this hollywood girl. and they
say shes so lucky shes a star
but she cry cry cries in her
lonely heart thinking if
theres nothing missin from my
life then why do these tears
come at night? lost in an
image, in a dream but theres
one there to wake her up and
the world is spinning and she
keeps on winning but tell me
what happens when it stops?
they go: isnt she lovely this
hollywood girl and they say
shes so lucky shes a star but
she cry cry cries in her
lonely heart thinkin if
theres nothing missing in my
lifre then why do these tears
come at night? ai ai wha ah
oh oh and the winner is ..
LUCKY! ai ai wha ah oh oh.
isnt she lovely, this
hollywood girllllllllllll.
sheeeee issss sooooooo
luckyyy but whyyyyyy does she
cryyyyyyyyyy if there is
nottttttttthing missin in her
life why do tears come at
night and they sayyyyyyyyyyy,
shes so lucky shes a star but
she cry cry cries in her
lonely heart thinkin if
theres noithin missin in my
life then whyyyyyyyyy do
these tears come at nightttt?
(Submitted by Joe shmo )
good site but people should watch there language
kids read this also
(Submitted by caroline )
so does your cat get
hairballs too?
(Submitted by drkmater )
My dog ate my cat's balls.
(Submitted by nhsgary )
Pardon me while I burst
Pardon me while I burst
A decade ago, I never thought I would be.
A twenty three on the verge of spontaneous
combustion woe is me
But I guess that it comes with the territory.
An ominous landscape of never-ending calamity.
I need you to hear. I need you to see.
That I have had all I can take
And exploding seems like a definite possibility
To me
So Pardon me while I burst into flames.
I've had enough of the world, and its people's
mindless games
So Pardon me while I burn, and rise above the
flame
Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same.
Not, two days ago I was having a look in a book
And I saw a picture of a guy fried up above his
knees
I said I can relate
Cause lately I've been thinking of combustication
as a welcomed vacation from.
The burdens of the planet earth, like gravity,
hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D...
And thinking so much differently.
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
I've had enough of the world, and it's people's
mindless games
Pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame
Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same.
Never be the same...yeah.
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me.
So pardon me while I burst into flames.
I've had enough of the world, and it's people's
mindless games
So pardon me while I burn, and rise above the
flame
Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same.
Pardon me, never be the same. Yeah
(Submitted by barbara )
What exactually are you
refilling for 4.49? mentedent?
more baby wipes? anyway your
site's really cool, anyone
who says otherwise is only
wishing they'd thought of it
first.
(Submitted by DEANNA )
GOD, YOU ARE THE DUMBEST BASTARD ON THE PLANET !!!
(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )
Deanna, how dare you say that! God is in fact not
the dumbest bastard on the planet, as you just
proved beyond the smallest, tiniest, faintest
shodow of a doubt. Technically, God isn't even on
this planet, unless you mean when he takes human
form. And for all doubters, Derek is indeed Our
Lord Savior as i can easily prove from all the
messages he puts in my head.Hi max, you’re
damned right its squid! I thought i heard ernie
singing a song, but i think it was just "we "N/A"".it’s
been so long, can it really be ernie?
DerGodek, i fixed my toaster just like you
commanded and i don't see how it could have
possibly made the world a better place like you
said, but i have faith. Task is complete, though, so
i'd like a new directive. Blinded by your holy light,
Timmy!
(Submitted by ang & sara )
o.k. maxi shields and dri-bottems! what's next? An
enema??? just in case Fleet is the bomb!!! and
only $.97
(Submitted by Casey )
Maybe Deanna is disillusioned
into thinking that Bastard is
good word and there are few
Bastards. see? yeah, it's not
clever bu I'm tyring to
comment in each one but
without reading any other
comments.
(Submitted by Geoff )
If you were really interested
in this site, you would take
the time to go through each
comment of each receipt.
Shame on you!
(Submitted by Casey )
Says someone who obviously
simply read the last message
and commented on it...
(Submitted by uni ~:o)> )
I can't beleive I've made it
this far......I must be
insane in the membrain!!!Only
in Minnesota!!(by the way I'm
from Mn too!)
(Submitted by Thurston )
If you are reading this, you
are either one of the
browsing, the awed, the
appreciative, or the
hostile. I have been three
of these. I am trying to
understand the source of the
hostility in others.
Hostility is usually a
reaction to a threat. How
can this be threatening? Is
it "keeping and eye out for
the mutant"? Is it a "nail
that messiah to a tree"
syndome? Is it simply that
they see what they hate about
themselves reflected in this
celebration of banality? If
so, embrace the banal! A
good life is full of
uneventful days. May you be
blessed to never live in
exciting times. I may not be
up to the task of reading
these, but I thank God that I
live in a time when such an
act is possible, and live in
such a world where people
will be inclined to
perpetrate it. Our culture
has never been so rich!
Huzzah!
(Submitted by aljandro )
what the hell is wrong with
you people??!?!?!?! WalMart
Reciepts????? Run... run
while you still can!
(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )
ME BORED, PASS THE DRI-
BOTTOMS!
(Submitted by Jessica Alba )
I have nothing to say about this site except 'Huh?". I beleive I speak for everyone except that schitzo who beleives Derek is God (or just wants to get a good laugh. Which one is it, buddy?). And a final word of wisdom I have complied from this site. "Cho". Cho indeed, my friends. I invite everyone to e-mail me if it is humanly possible.
(Submitted by Tiffany )
This is a great site. It's so
amusing and something that I
would think of doing :) What
would be funnier would be
commentary of your purchases
by you.
(Submitted by kinky )
Yet anotha 'ceipt outta da way... bring on the next!
Okay.. yeah.. I feel like a blonde.. I am blonde..
I'm a North Dakotan
(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )
What the fuck is wrong with you people! I've seen
200+ comments on how crappy this site is and
none of them have anything that they see as
better to show off as an accomplishment. What
have you done that is so cool it dwarfs derek's
site. Nothing! You're damn right it's nothing. All
these fags coming on here and not looking past
the initial fact that it has receipts on it. That's
not what it's about you fucking queers! I've
seen 50+ messages about how this site is stupid
and they can't believe that they are still here. Well,
if you think it's stupid GO AWAY. YOU SUCK.
ALOT. I find the site amusing and if you find the
site amusing enough to browse, DON'T fucking say
it's lame or whatever. damn. Excuse my French,
Timmy!
(Submitted by just a thought )
i think the refill is for boiled
eels, & the cat treats are so
scott the worm doesn't get
jealous. just a thought.
(Submitted by lindsey )
I got a walmart vest in the
trunk of my car! It will go
to the highest bidder!!
(Submitted by wait a minute )
The comentor known
as "SUPERLONGDONG"says we are
all gay and moronic and have
never gotten laid because we
are reading this......so why
the fuck is he in here
wouldnt that put him in the
same catagory?... what a dumb
cunt!
(Submitted by MOGGEE )
Just once I wish Derek had
some change due... he
deserves it. (10/26/01)
(Submitted by Nora (australia) )
You seriously need to see if WAL MART will do a
home delivery for kiddie/baby stuff.......would save
you from going to WAL MART hundreds of times a
month : )
(Submitted by kuroneko )
i think it's funny when people
insult this site and use there
full names on the name line.
they're either really stupid
or...no...i guess they're just
stupid
(Submitted by hoge )
I don't know if it's just
me, but this is the most
exciting thing I have seen
in a long time. My life must
be pretty sad, huh? Sigh, I
need a hug.
(Submitted by Cathy )
((((hoge))))
there. ya fell better now?
(Submitted by Pepper )
ok gotta comment.... people
saying he spent too much on
diapers.. no that's a good
deal and they aren't fall
apart diapers either, I buy
them for my kids.. and you
can never have too many
wipes.. they aren't strictly
for changing diapers.. and
you'd hate to run out...
(Submitted by ;) )
hi. i am e0mailing from
shool. my vocab has just gon
up about 40 bill.!heeheehee
(Submitted by leftysevin )
Hi Derek, I just wanna let
you know that nt only is your
site the coolest, next to
mine, (no yours is better)
but I wanna say that and that
you are my hero and anyone
that says andything bad about
your site is 1. Jealous 2.
Preppy or 3.Obsessed with
themselves. You should see my
site too, I try to update it
as often as I can, it has
pictures , or at least
discriptoins of what I had
for breakfast.
(Submitted by scrath my ass ill scratch yours )
scratch my ass
(Submitted by A Walmart Person )
OK, now I'll have to copy
down the UPC numbers from
theses receipts and find out
exactly what you bought on
the non descript items.
Geez....
(Submitted by jake )
cats are easy to steal
cause they're small
(Submitted by amazed and amused )
lol...the funniest thing to
me is that some folks come
on, rant about how stupid
your site is and they're
already DEEP into the
receipts!! god, that's a
riot!!! thanks for a site
that lures the loons and lets
them rant, they are seriously
fun to watch!!!! this is
good, mindless fun. now, quit
spending so much dang money
at wal-mart, will you????
(Submitted by Bonnie )
I haven't seen any condoms so far - so there must
be another crib coming up here someplace.
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