1 April 1997



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Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Claire)

Dri Bottoms?????

(Submitted by vanessa)

oooooh. You have cats? Glad to see you buy them treats and not spend all your money on dri-bottoms.

(Submitted by KIANA)

Hello. I'm back, and you MUST have kids.

(Submitted by Luis)

Were those Dri-Bottoms attached to Cute-Blondes? heh heh

(Submitted by Angie)

Obviously you have children, Do you spend anytime with them? Wallfart should pay you for advertising!

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

the real question is : was the refill for the dri-bottoms or the cat treat?

(Submitted by grandma)

real diapers would be cheaper

(Submitted by brenda)

I'm back, I don't knowd what's worse, we can't criticize Derek for his hobby, just look around, we're actually reading all this ourselves. If Derek's nuts, what does that make us? Anyway, now I'm addicted and I've got to read more. This may be even more fun that actually going to Wal-Mart myself.

(Submitted by slo)

I get it, too late i think.This is a free speech BBS that hide behind a more sinister agenda, It's the WalMart conspiracy, we are actually looking and talking about WalMart invoices, this gets to be subliminal, i suddenly feel the urge to got get myself crappy fishing lures and other useless items, help me.

(Submitted by tony)

You like cats too! We must exchange recipes.

(Submitted by Justin)

You paid $8.79 for Dri Bottoms!!! Oh man, I hope you got alot of them!

(Submitted by Paul Collins)

Real diapers are disgusting things. Shit-sodden rags in the washing machine? No thank you.

(Submitted by peter)

This web site is crack. I feel like yelling at my feet.

(Submitted by Max)

SQUID!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

(Submitted by bootta64)

you stupid bum you don't have kid those are for you cats right

(Submitted by sadie)

Kids, cats, wife (assuming the maxi shield wans't yours): what more could you want? As a grocery store clerk, I've always believed you can tell a lot about a person by what they buy. You're cool, Derek.

(Submitted by eatglue)

ya know what's insane? me and my best friend hop over to walmart when we hang out. its great to walk around and play with the toys and bounce the balls and buy stuff and just talk. finally, a site that proves the awesomeness of walmart!! my life has been fulfilled :o)

(Submitted by Shade)

Does your kid have the runs or what that is just too many wipes.

(Submitted by superlongdong)

i think you are all gay and moronic for reading this crap, you all have no lives and you probably never got laid in your life

(Submitted by mouse)

look who's talking Mr. Superlong...

(Submitted by village idiot)

shoot cant get little arrow in boxs. prob got cat treet for baby in crib.

(Submitted by Tazzy)

:::watching all the viewer's noses squished against the monitor just to read those faintly printed receipts::: Does Wally-World sell scanners??

(Submitted by John)

have anything better to do???

(Submitted by Dark Eyes)

Have ya ever gotten the balls to steal a Wal-mart vest???

(Submitted by hamburger dave)

snorkels, roasts, snoopy, beards, and rabbits. what more could i possibly burp?

(Submitted by jose)

you are extremely lame. you must have no life at all. a jackass like you really needs to get out more. and i don't mean just going to wal-mart. i would be more impressed with a reciept from the 99 cent store. No wonder wal-mart doesn't want anything to do with this lame ass website.

(Submitted by j3nnif3r)

I can't imagine what you'd get refilled at WalMart for $4.47... Propane tanks? Going camping?

(Submitted by Not so secret Agent)

so, propane eh? Wanna blow up the world do we derek, myboy? come on, you can tell us, we won't tell anyone, we're all friends here, right guys? Ya have a grudge against the government, do ya?

(Submitted by QT)

umm ok. I'm just wondering has anyone ever made it to the END of this stupid little freakish receipt show?

(Submitted by Jared)

the smell of wall-mart is some of the last true magic in our world. The gorgeous effluvia of "brand new."

(Submitted by Ralph)

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

(Submitted by Matt King)

Jose, your a big fag. Why would you brutally cut down this guys site when you yourself are lame enough to get this far into the site! Fag boy!!

(Submitted by pandora)

derek can you scan a little darker? i'm afraid i'll miss some of those special baby moments, like his first training britches...

(Submitted by we "N/A")

I'd like to visit the jungle, hear the lions roar...Go back in time and meet a dinosaur...Theres so many places I'd like to be...but none of them permanently...

(Submitted by neb)

seriously

(Submitted by neb)

AGAIN?

(Submitted by britneyliveson )

this is a story about a girl named lucky. early morning, she wakes up, knock knock knock on the door. its time for makeup. perfect smile, its who theyre all waiting for. they go: isnt she lucky? this hollywood girl. and they say shes so lucky shes a star but she cry cry cries in her lonely heart thinking if theres nothing missin from my life then why do these tears come at night? lost in an image, in a dream but theres one there to wake her up and the world is spinning and she keeps on winning but tell me what happens when it stops? they go: isnt she lovely this hollywood girl and they say shes so lucky shes a star but she cry cry cries in her lonely heart thinkin if theres nothing missing in my lifre then why do these tears come at night? ai ai wha ah oh oh and the winner is .. LUCKY! ai ai wha ah oh oh. isnt she lovely, this hollywood girllllllllllll. sheeeee issss sooooooo luckyyy but whyyyyyy does she cryyyyyyyyyy if there is nottttttttthing missin in her life why do tears come at night and they sayyyyyyyyyyy, shes so lucky shes a star but she cry cry cries in her lonely heart thinkin if theres noithin missin in my life then whyyyyyyyyy do these tears come at nightttt?

(Submitted by Joe shmo )

good site but people should watch there language kids read this also

(Submitted by caroline )

so does your cat get hairballs too?

(Submitted by drkmater )

My dog ate my cat's balls.

(Submitted by nhsgary )

Pardon me while I burst Pardon me while I burst A decade ago, I never thought I would be. A twenty three on the verge of spontaneous combustion woe is me But I guess that it comes with the territory. An ominous landscape of never-ending calamity. I need you to hear. I need you to see. That I have had all I can take And exploding seems like a definite possibility To me So Pardon me while I burst into flames. I've had enough of the world, and its people's mindless games So Pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same. Not, two days ago I was having a look in a book And I saw a picture of a guy fried up above his knees I said I can relate Cause lately I've been thinking of combustication as a welcomed vacation from. The burdens of the planet earth, like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D... And thinking so much differently. Pardon me while I burst into flames. I've had enough of the world, and it's people's mindless games Pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same. Never be the same...yeah. Pardon me while I burst into flames. Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me. So pardon me while I burst into flames. I've had enough of the world, and it's people's mindless games So pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same. Pardon me, never be the same. Yeah

(Submitted by barbara )

What exactually are you refilling for 4.49? mentedent? more baby wipes? anyway your site's really cool, anyone who says otherwise is only wishing they'd thought of it first.

(Submitted by DEANNA )

GOD, YOU ARE THE DUMBEST BASTARD ON THE PLANET !!!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

Deanna, how dare you say that! God is in fact not the dumbest bastard on the planet, as you just proved beyond the smallest, tiniest, faintest shodow of a doubt. Technically, God isn't even on this planet, unless you mean when he takes human form. And for all doubters, Derek is indeed Our Lord Savior as i can easily prove from all the messages he puts in my head.Hi max, you’re damned right its squid! I thought i heard ernie singing a song, but i think it was just "we "N/A"".it’s been so long, can it really be ernie? DerGodek, i fixed my toaster just like you commanded and i don't see how it could have possibly made the world a better place like you said, but i have faith. Task is complete, though, so i'd like a new directive. Blinded by your holy light, Timmy!

(Submitted by ang & sara )

o.k. maxi shields and dri-bottems! what's next? An enema??? just in case Fleet is the bomb!!! and only $.97

(Submitted by Casey )

Maybe Deanna is disillusioned into thinking that Bastard is good word and there are few Bastards. see? yeah, it's not clever bu I'm tyring to comment in each one but without reading any other comments.

(Submitted by Geoff )

If you were really interested in this site, you would take the time to go through each comment of each receipt. Shame on you!

(Submitted by Casey )

Says someone who obviously simply read the last message and commented on it...

(Submitted by uni ~:o)> )

I can't beleive I've made it this far......I must be insane in the membrain!!!Only in Minnesota!!(by the way I'm from Mn too!)

(Submitted by Thurston )

If you are reading this, you are either one of the browsing, the awed, the appreciative, or the hostile. I have been three of these. I am trying to understand the source of the hostility in others. Hostility is usually a reaction to a threat. How can this be threatening? Is it "keeping and eye out for the mutant"? Is it a "nail that messiah to a tree" syndome? Is it simply that they see what they hate about themselves reflected in this celebration of banality? If so, embrace the banal! A good life is full of uneventful days. May you be blessed to never live in exciting times. I may not be up to the task of reading these, but I thank God that I live in a time when such an act is possible, and live in such a world where people will be inclined to perpetrate it. Our culture has never been so rich! Huzzah!

(Submitted by aljandro )

what the hell is wrong with you people??!?!?!?! WalMart Reciepts????? Run... run while you still can!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

ME BORED, PASS THE DRI- BOTTOMS!

(Submitted by Jessica Alba )

I have nothing to say about this site except 'Huh?". I beleive I speak for everyone except that schitzo who beleives Derek is God (or just wants to get a good laugh. Which one is it, buddy?). And a final word of wisdom I have complied from this site. "Cho". Cho indeed, my friends. I invite everyone to e-mail me if it is humanly possible.

(Submitted by Tiffany )

This is a great site. It's so amusing and something that I would think of doing :) What would be funnier would be commentary of your purchases by you.

(Submitted by kinky )

Yet anotha 'ceipt outta da way... bring on the next! Okay.. yeah.. I feel like a blonde.. I am blonde.. I'm a North Dakotan

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

What the fuck is wrong with you people! I've seen 200+ comments on how crappy this site is and none of them have anything that they see as better to show off as an accomplishment. What have you done that is so cool it dwarfs derek's site. Nothing! You're damn right it's nothing. All these fags coming on here and not looking past the initial fact that it has receipts on it. That's not what it's about you fucking queers! I've seen 50+ messages about how this site is stupid and they can't believe that they are still here. Well, if you think it's stupid GO AWAY. YOU SUCK. ALOT. I find the site amusing and if you find the site amusing enough to browse, DON'T fucking say it's lame or whatever. damn. Excuse my French, Timmy!

(Submitted by just a thought )

i think the refill is for boiled eels, & the cat treats are so scott the worm doesn't get jealous. just a thought.

(Submitted by lindsey )

I got a walmart vest in the trunk of my car! It will go to the highest bidder!!

(Submitted by wait a minute )

The comentor known as "SUPERLONGDONG"says we are all gay and moronic and have never gotten laid because we are reading this......so why the fuck is he in here wouldnt that put him in the same catagory?... what a dumb cunt!

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

Just once I wish Derek had some change due... he deserves it. (10/26/01)

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

You seriously need to see if WAL MART will do a home delivery for kiddie/baby stuff.......would save you from going to WAL MART hundreds of times a month : )

(Submitted by kuroneko )

i think it's funny when people insult this site and use there full names on the name line. they're either really stupid or...no...i guess they're just stupid

(Submitted by hoge )

I don't know if it's just me, but this is the most exciting thing I have seen in a long time. My life must be pretty sad, huh? Sigh, I need a hug.

(Submitted by Cathy )

((((hoge)))) there. ya fell better now?

(Submitted by Pepper )

ok gotta comment.... people saying he spent too much on diapers.. no that's a good deal and they aren't fall apart diapers either, I buy them for my kids.. and you can never have too many wipes.. they aren't strictly for changing diapers.. and you'd hate to run out...

(Submitted by ;) )

hi. i am e0mailing from shool. my vocab has just gon up about 40 bill.!heeheehee

(Submitted by leftysevin )

Hi Derek, I just wanna let you know that nt only is your site the coolest, next to mine, (no yours is better) but I wanna say that and that you are my hero and anyone that says andything bad about your site is 1. Jealous 2. Preppy or 3.Obsessed with themselves. You should see my site too, I try to update it as often as I can, it has pictures , or at least discriptoins of what I had for breakfast.

(Submitted by scrath my ass ill scratch yours )

scratch my ass

(Submitted by A Walmart Person )

OK, now I'll have to copy down the UPC numbers from theses receipts and find out exactly what you bought on the non descript items. Geez....

(Submitted by jake )

cats are easy to steal cause they're small

(Submitted by amazed and amused )

lol...the funniest thing to me is that some folks come on, rant about how stupid your site is and they're already DEEP into the receipts!! god, that's a riot!!! thanks for a site that lures the loons and lets them rant, they are seriously fun to watch!!!! this is good, mindless fun. now, quit spending so much dang money at wal-mart, will you????

(Submitted by Bonnie )

I haven't seen any condoms so far - so there must be another crib coming up here someplace.