Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Sylvia)

Did you every think of buying a whole bunch of dri bottoms in one trip?

(Submitted by KIANA)

I agree. Next time, buy a whole truckload of dri bottoms.

(Submitted by KAWANNA)

<b><font size=5>what the *heck* are dri bottoms?!!!!</b></font>

(Submitted by x)

THE HAMPSTER DANCEdance the night away

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

sharpie 2 pack? i have a 6 pack of sharpies!!!

(Submitted by mr_pymp)

And he's got belts! To smack you with!

(Submitted by grandma)

What is up Derek--did you move from MN to SD????

(Submitted by atevik)

So all of a sudden the Dilworth store just doesn't live up to your standards? I hope you're happy that there are a lot of broken hearted Wal-Mart employees in Dilworth now. Big ups to Dilworth! Peace Out!

(Submitted by Yoinks)

Try buying the BULK size of dri-bottoms :)

(Submitted by nan)

Ummm, wouldn't you think a big outfit like Walmart could afford darker ink for its receipts!!?!! i can barely read the friggin things!!!!

(Submitted by somebody)

i think i feel a quiver in my brain....implosion is immenent

(Submitted by Error_404)

belts AND dri-bottoms? did youshite so much the diapers canteven hold it up?

(Submitted by LaMaia)

my 26th birthday, and youdidn't buy anything tocelebrate. *sigh*

(Submitted by Mr. Baseball)

I WANT ME DRI-A$$es!

(Submitted by Bob Plural)

I'm all wet and could use adri-bottom!

(Submitted by freaky)

Where is Matt Krieg?

(Submitted by Max)

I think it's about time to forget Wal-Mart and join Sam's Club, buy those Dri-Bottomsby the TON baby!

(Submitted by I'm a big asshole)

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(Submitted by bootta64)

Did youkids do somthing wrong is that why you bought the belts?

(Submitted by sadie)

I live next to what used to be the world's largest Wal*Mart SuperCenter. You can buy gas there. No kidding. It's like a whole town inside.

(Submitted by Jamie)

Tumblers: What are you doing? Starting your own circus?

(Submitted by A CONCERNED HELPER)

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOW! I AM NOT JOKING! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. I REALLY CANNOT! WHO DID THIS? THE ONE WHO HAS DONE THIS, IS HE ALIVE YET? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU IN FARGO ND? WHERE IS ND? IS IT IN NORTH DAKOTA? I NOTICE THINGS I NOTICE ONE THING THAT BEFORE YOUR WALMART WAS FROM DILWORTH! ND? YOU SURE GET AROUND SIR! WHY DID YOU MAKE THE SCREEN TO BLACK HUH? I SURE DONT APPRECIATE THAT!!! TUMBLERS?? AND A CUP????? I SUSPECT STRONGLY SIR THAT YOU ARE PLANNING ON BEING QUITE DRUNK! PROBABLY, AS PRECURSOR TO BEATING YOUR CHILDREN! PERHAPS---WITH THE BELTS YOU HAVE BOUGHT! NO!! THEN--I WOULD EXPECT YOU TO DISPOSE OF THEIR FRAGILE CORPSES IN THE DEOD YOU PURCHASED ON 4/17/97. AFTER THIS GRUESOME INCIDENT ARE YOU GOING TO FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH TO AVOID PURSUIT OF LEGAL AUTHORITIES? ARE YOU GOING TO USE THE PROPANE YOU PURCHASED RECENTLY TO IGNITE YOUR AUTOMOBILE? WHOS BODY ARE YOU GOING TO SUBSTITUTE IN THE DRIVERS SEAT FOR YOUR OWN ASSHOLE? SOMEBODY INNOCENT PROBABLY! DID YOU BUY SHARPIES TODAY SO YOU CAN WRITE A SUICIDE NOTE?? I MEAN "SUICIDE NOTE"?? BECAUSE IT WONT BE REAL---THATS FOR SURE!!!! WELL YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE PUNISHMENT FOR THIS ABOMINABLE BREACH OF JUSTICE! OH YOU THINK YOU WILL NOT BE APPREHENDED BY LEGAL AUTHORITIES; POLICE, FEDERAL AGENTS, SHERIFFS, ET AL?? BECAUSE THERE IS PROBABLY NO PROOF, RIGHT?? WRONG AGAIN BECAUSE LOOK UP THERE, THE PROOF IS EXISTING! THEY WILL KNOW YOU BOUGHT THE BELTS AND THE DEOD AND SHARPIES. AND ALSO THE TUMBLERS----THESE PROFESSIONAL CRIMEFIGHTERS WILL QUICKLY AND METHODICALLY ASSEMBLE THE AVAILABLE CLUE(S) LIKE SO MANY PIECES OF A JIGSAW PUZZLE! A VERY VERY EASY JIGSAW PUZZLE LIKE THE ONES FOR SMALL CHILDREN!!!! LIKE THE CHILDREN OF YOURS, THAT YOU HAVE EXECUTED!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. CAN YOU SEE THAT I AM SERIOUS? OH NO DISPOSE OF THIS RECEIPT IMMEDIETLY FOR IT IS EVIDENCE OF YOUR MISDEEDS--WOULD YOU HAVE YOUR MALEVOLENT PLOT END IN DISASTER? DISASTER FOR YOU??!? OF COURSE YOU WENT TO A DIFFERENT WALMART THIS SPECIAL TIME, IT IS PROBABLY THEY WILL BE MUCH LESS LIKELY TO IDENTIFY YOU, THE PURCHASER!!! OH YOU ARE A CLEVER ONE. INDEED!! I ADMIRE YOUR HTML ABILITY.

(Submitted by Larva)

This creepy guy was trying to pimp me out. I told him to go and get me ten packs of fake fingernails at walmart and I would eat a roach on camera.

(Submitted by we "N/A")

No, I don't want o live on the moon!

(Submitted by bleepblip )

8/6/2000: i feel like shit. im hungover and im struggling to read walmart receipts of some guy i dont even know who buys a plethra of dri-bottoms. tell me, when did my life come to this? as the great william shakespeare would say "doth".

(Submitted by Shannon )

These receipts are from Fargo,ND and a place called Dilworth, MN. Enough said.

(Submitted by Fargo,ND )

grandma and atevik- if you'll re-read the receipt, you'll notice that Fargo is in ND, not SD. Also, if you look at a map, you'll see that Dilworth and Fargo are on the border of both states and are olny a few miles apart.

(Submitted by Why is everything in red? Where did my comment go!? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!I JUST CAN'T DO IT CAPTAIN!!!!! )

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(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

*scoffs* A CONCERNED HELPER>> DerGodek needs not fake his death! He has his son for that. Actually he's probably going to nobly take the fall for someone else out of love, and you fell for his trick. Cough up that sinker and take the hook out of your mouth. I serve The Lord Derek in his infinate wisdom and immeasurable beauty, Timmy!

(Submitted by Casey )

Is this gonna be red or black?

(Submitted by Casey... I had a comment but it didin't post so now I'm cleverly commenting in my name since it posted that... )

oh yeah

(Submitted by Geoff --- Oh yeah are a clever one aren't you? )

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(Submitted by Cindy )

What the hell are dri-bottoms and why does a man need so damn much of them? And everyone dont think hes buying femine shit for his women, you think a woman would actually go out with someone who puts his receipts on the net? I THINK NOT! this guy is just a freak who is here to entertain us allthanks freaky boycindy

(Submitted by Christy )

Would you all shut up about the friggin' Dri-Bottoms already? Derek, you are da man, man!! This site is awesome! Wal-Mart rocks on, dude!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

YEA, YOU BOUGHT I BELT CAN I SEE?

(Submitted by Andrew )

WHAT are dri bottoms??

(Submitted by Darden )

I think you're building a house out of Dry Bottoms. Godspeed, tinkle boy!

(Submitted by kinky )

Yeah.. um.. shut up about the diapers. When a kids gotta pee.. a kids gotta pee... How old is he, btw?

(Submitted by haha )

umm what are dri bottoms?

(Submitted by HE IS SHOPPING AT A NEW STORE NOW! WOO HOO! )

sdfs

(Submitted by vasky )

if you go to a price club warehouse they might have your dri bottoms and maxi pads in bulk loads and dude if they don't take visa try using some CASH!!!!!!!

(Submitted by Carmone )

I can't believe how happy this site makes me. It's the little things.

(Submitted by triaminic )

I would suggest next time you have a baby to invest in tons of dri-bottoms at one time.

(Submitted by Nora (austalia) )

ummmmm.......why are you buying soooooo many dri bottoms in a month's time???? how many are in a package??? you serioiusly need to buy the HUGE ECONOMY size..... : )

(Submitted by kuroneko )

whoa...crazy

(Submitted by marcus )

they should make a film about you.simplicity is genuis

(Submitted by hoge )

How many kids do you have? Smack me.

(Submitted by please )

hello can you hear me???I'm in a box.At walmart.You forgot to let me outPlease Help.

(Submitted by where's all the text gone?? is it forever gone? will we never see it again. Or. Maybe. Maybe it will come back soon. In a minute. Year. Today. Please. I don't have a lot more weed. I need you. )

good for you

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just testing

(Submitted by there you go )

that fixed it... until someone breaks it again...

(Submitted by Derek D Sysop)

Grrrr....I'll have to fix the commenting software; it seems that it's still possible to trick the system into executing evil code. Stay tuned... (Submitted by coolkev6884 )

Christy, are you hot?

(Submitted by Cathy )

Why oh why am I still reading this? I could be doing homework, sleeping, or even going to my local Wal Mart.

(Submitted by jake )

i think everyone needs to stop critisizing derek on the manner in which he purchases dri-bottoms. i think that choice is every mans own desision.

(Submitted by Mike )

why don't you come to grand forks ND and buy our dri bottoms cheaper than dilworths wal-mart

(Submitted by Bonnie )

Is there a companion coffee table volume?