Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by HAHA)

You bought ART at Wal*Mart?

(Submitted by Hoku)

What's a soul coughing? And Kiana sayd hello

(Submitted by Sarah)

Hmmm...let's see. Soul COughing is RIGHT after No Doubt and No Doubt is a band, so I am just taking a wild guess here. SOUL COUGHING IS A BAND, IDIOT! Just kidding! Dri Bottoms keep getting more expensive. You should've just bought a bunch a long time ago, like suggested.

(Submitted by maggie)

soul coughing is awesome. no doubt sucks. go return it and get something good.

(Submitted by Robert Frost)

Soul Coughing is the bomb! You have good taste.

(Submitted by Asha)

Why the HELL are you buying CD's at Wal-Mart? They censor music yet they sell guns. I can't believe you! *G* *AshA*

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

ahhh...satin care. that sounds nice. and remember, Nabisco's Air Crisps Make Great Snacks!

(Submitted by mr_pymp)

"Where are the Monets?" "They're right next to the dri-bottoms and maxi shield on aisle 14!"

(Submitted by Butch)

My condolences on living in Minnesota.

(Submitted by nene)

glad to see you're changing the cat's litter box!!

(Submitted by brenda)

Glad to see you buy baby wipes as well as Dri-Bottoms. and how come you don't use coupons?

(Submitted by Carrie)

i agree i am glad you changed the litter box!

(Submitted by Carol)

Did you notice that the sales tax is lower in MN? Is that why you came back?

(Submitted by Sparky)

I just checked Mapquest.com and found that Dilford and Fargo are only a few miles apart, right on the MD, ND border.

(Submitted by Pixel)

I wasn't paying attention, and read the first two entries wrong and thought he had bought 'ass wipes', and was wondering why my Walmart didn't carry them.

(Submitted by atevik)

So now you think you can just waltz back into the Dilworth store and pretend like nothing happened, like you weren't giving it away to another store. Well I've got news for you, the Dilworth crew knows-they got a little suspicious when they didn't see you for 13 whole days buying your trusty Dri- Bottoms. You may think you can play both sides, trying to ingratiate yourself by buying whack-ass art at this fine establishment, but I think you should watch your back. The Dilworth crew is not to be toyed with.

(Submitted by Guido the Lame Gimp)

Uh, Sparky... Maryland is next to North Dakota? Damn... that must be along the twilight zone highway or something, right?

(Submitted by Erica)

What the heck kind of art did you buy?! I know my wally- world does NOT stock "Value Van Goghs", or "Economy Michaelangelos," or "Dirt Cheap Degas!" LMAO

(Submitted by shakakon)

God dude, it'a ABOUT TIME you washed yur hair!!!

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

Isn't Maryland next to Kentucky Fried? I get so confoozed by you big-talking fancy-pant-wearing ginormous-testicled Ameri

(Submitted by boota64)

Hey I know where you shop you had better watch out.

(Submitted by sadie)

I have a friend who's a starving artist... he sold some paintings to wal*mart once... no kidding, our local wal-mart supports hometown artists...

(Submitted by surlycheshire)

I heartily approve of your choice to purchase WalMart art and resent the condolences on living in Minnesota as it's a fine, fine state. This site is hysterical yet thought- provoking.

(Submitted by Monica)

ahhhhhhhh!!!!! MORE dri bottoms?? good lord.. someone has some issues. ;)

(Submitted by boring.com)

Guido's got a point. shouldn't it be ND/MN border?

(Submitted by Trevor)

Someone above said that their Wal-Mart didn't carry 'ass- wipes'. They must be missing out, because my store is full of them. You can spot them easily, they wear blue vests.

(Submitted by Angela)

I was using google to find the Walmart website so I could check out sales, I heard they were having a raging sale on Fans. I wound up clicking on your site instead of the actual Walmart site above it, and well....I HOPE the fans aren't sold out yet...because I still ain't made it to Walmart

(Submitted by Lauren)

Where exactly DO YOU LIVE? MN OR SD?!?!

(Submitted by Magnolia)

can you people not read? they have all clearly stated MN, minnesota...HELLO! Get out your maps...as Madonna once said "borderline"

(Submitted by someloser)

Soul Coughing is the shit!

(Submitted by Fayte)

Wow! You got more then one box of dri bottoms!

(Submitted by Matthew)

framed art for $2.97?? cool!

(Submitted by Solid Snake)

Once I actually stold one of the Vests (and printed my own nametag) and played manager for abouy 3 hours. When the pills wore off, the real manager threw me out.

(Submitted by miriam)

wow. not just art, but *framed art* as well. what a steal..

(Submitted by we "N/A")

Don't look in the sky...Don't look in the sea...He's inside of you and me...Did I ever tell you about this time?

(Submitted by bemine )

this receipt was a good one- actually showed a little more of the *real* derek. i have an uncle named derek. god is he an asshole

(Submitted by Andre )

Isn't "Soul Coughin" a CD by Olivia Newton-John? Or was that the cover version by Tupac?

(Submitted by caroline )

i don't think you can really call anything you can buy at wal-mart "art"

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

Go super guy! Atevik and Trevor are cool. I hunted down a pair of Jehovah’s witnesses just like you said DerGodek, but know i need to know what do do with them. In your service, Timmy!

(Submitted by Crystal Skarmy )

Is that a No Doubt CD I see?!?!? ROCK!

(Submitted by Casey )

Soul Coughing and no doubt are both good. so is art... I wonder, can you just go in a request art? "I'd like 2 art please, and put those in frames..."

(Submitted by April )

Is that Satin Care on your list.....???? I thought that was for females, dude?!

(Submitted by Geoff )

No, no, no, you have it all wrong, its just a standard Wal-Mart typo. It is actually Satan Care. Derek sold his soul to Satan a few years back and now he devotes his life to taking care of him....who do you think all those Dri-Bottoms are for?

(Submitted by merlin )

strangely, the framed art is much cheaper than the plain art. I think you were going to have a party - you bought music, and you bought art to class up the place.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

YOU BOUGHT ART COOL!

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

An update on that little story. I did that again only at a K-Mart. This time, I was smarted and I used chloroform. I got 5 good hours of getting the manager fired (I look just like the guy, it's scary) before he woke up and kicked my ass good.

(Submitted by Kinky )

Ya know... maybe there are guys that are "in=touch" with their feminine side?

(Submitted by Andrea )

Did you know that all the CD's and tapes or whatever are EDITED??? That's reason #58 for why I don't shop at Walmarts.

(Submitted by live )

ONCE I HAD A CLIENT THAT GOT ARRESTED BY WALMART FOR STEALING A PHONE. SHE HAD THE RECEIPT. THE JURY ORDERED THE BASTARDS TO PAY $3.2 MILLION. moral? IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU HAVE THE RECEIPT!!!

(Submitted by Lauren )

Back in probably '97 I saw Soul Coughing open for Dave Matthews, They were actually pretty cool.

(Submitted by Amanda! )

Wooo!!! I've bought Dali at walmart...at 2am no less. Go art at walmart! Hey, it rhymes...

(Submitted by vasky )

OMG still no maxi sheild purchase,can you really afford more dri bottoms,buy some trojens next trip(with the visa...geez)

(Submitted by Adam )

You fucking go to wal-mart a lot!

(Submitted by Lau )

Super Bon Bon?

(Submitted by Nathan Bush )

How much do you spend at Wal- Mart Each Week? Nathan Bush

(Submitted by Violent J )

You buy a shit load of dri- bottoms

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

OH i am soooo relieved.....I see you bought dri bottoms......i got my dri bottoms fix for the day : ) You were a busy little shopper today weren't you?? You seriously need to clip coupons.

(Submitted by kuroneko )

i should be doing my research paper, but this is a bajillion times more interesting than "the connections between...ah i don't even remember

(Submitted by hoge )

I once bought art at walmart. wait, that wasn't walmart, and I have most certainly never boughten art.

(Submitted by callaghan )

jesus.....now i gotta go to wallmart and find out what dri-bottoms are. i feel so dirty.

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

Ahh, the good old times. I'm in jail e-mailing this. Yes, they have computers in prision. I'll be getting out in three months, as it's the 27th as I write this, I'm happy. I've been in here for a year. What did I do? I went to Wal-Mart and gangted 15 basketballs and... a

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

27th of December, 2001.

(Submitted by becky )

nabiso's air crisps really do make great snacks!

(Submitted by Cathy )

Hmm, cat litter and dri- bottoms. If you use them together the diapers last longer and smell fresher.

(Submitted by Jimbo Jones )

what are Dry Bottoms

(Submitted by schmeghan )

these dri-bottoms smell like a 60 year old man's ass

(Submitted by Bonnie )

FINALLY! A little artistic culture to surround those wee dri-bottoms with......

(Submitted by Bonnie )

wal-mART.