Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Sarah)

That is pretty cheap for a phone w/ answering machine.

(Submitted by Shaun)

You forgot to blur your account number.

(Submitted by Onna)

I think I bought that same ph/answ/mach and it broke after 2 weeks. Figures.

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

i'm guessing the phone was a clearance item, since it's a rounded dollar amount (19.00) instead of being somethinng like 18.97 or 18.94 or something...

(Submitted by joe snuffy)

moma always told me nabisco's air crisps make great snacks

(Submitted by atevik)

There you go straying again. I don't know where store #1581 is, but I'm pretty damn sure it isn't store #1627, pride of Dilworth, MN. You got lucky the last time you cheated on the Dilworth crew with those Fargo hussies, seeing as the Dilworth gang was willing to look the other way, but your luck is running out mister.

(Submitted by jamie)

How much did Nabisco pay to put that ad at the bottom of the receipt?

(Submitted by BoyTommy)

Nabisco pays for the paper the receipts are printed on!

(Submitted by Bob)

store # 1581 is Fargo. Hmmm the affair continues.....

(Submitted by Judy)

Derek doesn't need a life! Look at all the ad revenue he gets from this site!

(Submitted by Solid Snake)

Ya know... Nabisco Air Crisps make great Snacks. It has been writen in the good book: Nabisco Air Crisps make great Snacks. As The President once said: Nabisco Air Crisps make great Snacks. <SNAKE>Liquid!</SNAKE>

(Submitted by goddess)

oh. my. god. snake is starting to grow on me. full body shiver.

(Submitted by Britter Fritter)

HAHA! IM SPEICAL MY WAL MART IS TAX FREE! MUAHAH BUT I NEVER GO OVER THERE SO I DOESNT HELP ME MUCH! *LOL*

(Submitted by Fidelis )

What is the point of this website?

(Submitted by i am pure )

Fidelis- this website replaces religion, government and work. it fills your mind body and spirit and leaves a better, cleaner, happier person. it tells us the meaning of life. it enriches us, enlightens us, if you will only open up your heart and understand the true meaning of each walmart receipt our savior derek scans for us..

(Submitted by cmn )

does that phone/answering machine actually work?

(Submitted by guees what )

Ditto, "i am pure". I bet he bought the Wal-Mart store special phone. cheap S.O.B. :) I personally think Derek is a Coke dealer and he uses the diapers to smuggler Cocaine into Canada. Living in the U.S. is a cover, he has his mail rounted thru coffehouses he set up to smuggler Coke into the country., He really lives in Columbia, as a side note. he also runs all his counterfited money thru said coffehouses.

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

I am impressed with how easily both "i am pure" and "guees what" uncovered the plots that DerGodek and i worked so hard to keep hidden from the prying eyes of mere mortals. I would not be surprised if these two postings were done by Satan himself! Surely no other could have discovered them. Oh, and for all the idiots who keep asking why Derek now leaves his account number showing, its because you cant do shit with the last four #s, duh! Oh, and Onna, the reason your phone broke so quickly is because you were using it incorrectly; this particular model was a surveillance device, and it worked quite well, still does in fact. In Derek's Name, Timmy!

(Submitted by Casey )

Vote Nader

(Submitted by Geoff )

Touch-a Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch me. I wanna feel dirty

(Submitted by Casey )

Vote Nader, he will educate the public as to slowly rid the world of people like touchy boy there.

(Submitted by Texann )

you sure do use your VISA card a lot.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

USE THE VISA CARD ON ME AND TAKE ME SHOPPING, PLEASE!

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

Gooddness, You're starting to grow on me too. You know, Nabisco Air Crisps make great snacks? This statement has been appoved by the FDA. A recent report on snacks showed that Nabisco Air Crisps have 100% Daily Value of Crispyness and 100% Daily Value of Tasteiness. So pick up a few boxes today.

(Submitted by lindsey )

IT WAS ON CLEARANCE MORONS! THATS WHY IT HAS AN A NEXT TO THE PRICE. IT WAS PROBLY A DISPLAY MODEL, AND I BET IT WAS AS IS AND IT BROKE!

(Submitted by Quackers )

Okay, everyone, I am officially declaring this receipt as the line between the men and the boys. With a few exceptions, from this point on, only true Derekaholics are with us. Thank you, and quack quack

(Submitted by Margie )

He bought a phone on my birthday, and he didn't call to wish me a happy birthday! How rude!

(Submitted by give it to mikey )

Well how do ya like that. it's my birthday too, and no one even offered me a discounted broken floor model phone! Shoulda gone to the Wal. Happy birthday to us, Margie.

(Submitted by Clara )

Again, did the Dilworth store not have an answering machine or did you just forget yesterday?

(Submitted by becky )

man, you need to start making a list! i can't believe you went through the trouble of putting up with those helpful wal-mart employees two days in a row for a total of three items!

(Submitted by Smix )

This site is really fucked up