Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Blake Fowler)

Geez...somebody sure went through the Dri-Bottoms

(Submitted by Frankie)

yeah. sorry bout that. wouldn't wanna walk around town with a wet bottom

(Submitted by Carrie)

did the other Azalea die?

(Submitted by Sparky)

Trying to stay clean??? Soft soap, Palmolive and shampoo all in one trip!

(Submitted by Slider)

I guess Walmart is giving up on snacking advice...

(Submitted by Fox)

I see a trend.

(Submitted by Zoctan)

64oz of soap? Damn that could take minutes to drink!

(Submitted by Laura Branigan)

I understand the star in Wal-star-mart is a secret rune of the ancient devil worshipping cult Mallromancy. Be very very afraid.

(Submitted by Cableman)

Oh NO....almost 3 more years to go. If I come back in 15 years will there be receipts for condoms for the kid or something?

(Submitted by goddess)

derek, you are very selfless. you buy for the little woman and for the babe, but what do you buy for you? i love you man!

(Submitted by toolongatthissite )

dont know how much more of this i can take..

(Submitted by caroline )

I've never seen anyone go to the store so often for personal hygeine items and gardening supplies. what's with that?

(Submitted by sommer )

do your kids poop alot

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

Zoctan>> You don't drink the soap, you gargle it! That's what the "special" 64oz ones are for. Laura Branigan>> The star combined with the sacred smiley face and two other anciant little-known runes comprise the components needed for the ritual today known as forcing smaller stores out of business. Very few people know of this and i am risking my life in telling you this. I can but hope that the omission of the two runes of lesser importance will convince the lders to spare my life. Pray for me. Derek rules the world, Timmy!

(Submitted by casey )

Why does someone have to comment on the Dri bottoms in every single reciept listing? what's the fasination?

(Submitted by Geoff )

You mean yout are not mesmorized by the Dr-Bottoms? It is starting to become a religion.

(Submitted by Casey )

Why must you answer my queries with questions? why?

(Submitted by merlin )

How come you never buy plastic trash bags? Where do you put those used Dri- Bottoms? Yikes!

(Submitted by The Rotund Redneck )

Derek kicks ass. My god he is amazing. I heard Dry-Bottoms give one hell of a case of diaper rash!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHERE ELSE DO U SHOP?

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

*whispering into phone* fashion girl, what are you wearing right now?

(Submitted by Ryan )

Did anyone else notice that Derek talked to us on the first few, but has pretty much disappeared now?

(Submitted by Kerri )

Do you ever pay cash for any of this??

(Submitted by Usagi )

Wal-Mart's prices aren't that great. Why don't you pick this stuff up at the grocery store instead of all these side trips? Unless you don't eat. Hmmm...

(Submitted by The Cat and Chore Boy )

This is my third time through this site... dear God... Dri Bottoms rule

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

You should put the kid in the catbox with the cat and ChoreBoy and save big bucks on Dri-Bottoms!!

(Submitted by me )

never knew a kid could crap so much. is that all you do is clean things??

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

am i alone in this conversation now? is this website old and deserted? someone talk to me!!!!!!!! : )