Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

If you're having a hard time getting your cat to use the cat-napper, animal crack is not the answer. Stay off the pipe, kitty!

(Submitted by Laurie)

So now you need a knee brace in addition to the carpal tunnel brace. Great deal on the tooth brush cover. Why do you need to cover your tooth brush?

(Submitted by Annna)

Think of the CHILDREN. They can't just see a naked toothbrush out in the open like that.

(Submitted by grandma)

i see we're on the sem ex again

(Submitted by Dysfunctional)

Okay...sex injury healed...had to take the knee brace back...

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Tres Mousse. Aren't we fancy. Aspergel: Gel your ass like an expert.

(Submitted by Max)

Clear Black Monkey Female. And i thought the slave trade was over.

(Submitted by Trevor)

Why are there two kinds of Animal Crackers? Same price, but different UPC (Zoctan? Can you help on this?)

(Submitted by Ivana Trumperlot)

You know, dahling, I just love the way you've whipped up that dessert, it's so tres mousse.

(Submitted by macboysf)

Aspergel: The headache medicine that is also styles your hair.

(Submitted by pandora)

>sob< the babe is teething. oh, he's getting so big. it seems like just yesterday we were buying that crib...

(Submitted by Channon )

What is sen ex wo 5???

(Submitted by only one of 5 )

Hey candlewick you make it here yet. If so what did i tell you. Yes, huh? well i think that it is getting picked up. the thoughts are out there. very one is going to see sooner or later. Yes indeed very one. well i need to go get some coffee.

(Submitted by al )

bubble bath , animal crackers...and aspergel...a shopping list not to be missed.

(Submitted by Geoff )

Thats Animal Crackers? I though it was Wal-Mart was getting into narcotics for animals, thanks for setting me straight.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DID U RETURN SOMETHING? OH MY GOD, IS THIS THE FIRST? WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT?

(Submitted by Brian )

This receipt is a fantastic specimen! This one has been stapled. Notice the fold line across the staple holes. The fold is not sharply creased like the diagonal fold toward the bottom. Perhaps it was quicly crammed into Derek's wallet along with the credit card. One can only theorize.

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Laurie>> Covering your toothbrush is a Muslim custom where the guys use whatever means necessary to prove that they are indeed the master. It is a constant reminder that the toothbrush has no rights. In america it can be used for keeping it clean while traveling >>I was pretending i was talking to Derek and he was telling me that he decided that the site was a little plain. As a result of this apparently he wrinkled this receipt and scanned it crooked. He did it for you! DerGodek! Timmy!

(Submitted by Amanda! )

What kind of animal crackers? Were they in the box? mmmmm....I'm hungry

(Submitted by Quackers )

ASPERGEL spelled backwards is WRGgTTTwrE. quack