Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by haha)

getting a little big around the midsection???

(Submitted by Brian)

"Other" important reciepts? Like what? Do you get reciepts from newspaper boxes?

(Submitted by Annna)

Tell us the toaster box story again, Uncle Derek!

(Submitted by Byron)

Stop buying everything with the DAMM VISA card. I hate people that do this it takes too much time. Besides, the government uses VISA information to be evil.

(Submitted by grandma)

Finally decide to take the trash out?

(Submitted by Sharon)

No more Maxi's AND a scale! The plot thickens!

(Submitted by dyverge)

Does SFTW stand for "software"? And is SFTW TITANIC Douglas Adams' "Starship Titanic"? What do you think? Any good?

(Submitted by vatson)

Who'd have guessed Windows NT needs light bulbs!

(Submitted by klayer9)

Had to go and buy a scale didn't you. I told you the Rootone 20-Z was a difficult musical instrument to play.

(Submitted by eatglue)

are you saying you never had a toaster before? i hope this means you'll actually start buying food for your 66 toddlers!

(Submitted by Dalliance)

Congratulations on the toaster, Derek!!

(Submitted by Trevor)

This receipt also traces a large part of Junior's growth. The night-light. Junior was probably moved to a different room, and became scared at night, therefore the good parents bought the night light- which probably just made scarey shadows on the walls, and scared the crap out of the kid even more. Thank god for Dri- Bottoms.

(Submitted by Sleeve)

Mmmmm! Toast soaked in slim- fast with layers of toothpaste between. You've discovered my recipe for Tiramisu.

(Submitted by Anne Frank)

Didn't know you could buy bag ladies in WalMart - you Americans, you can buy anything there, can't you

(Submitted by pandora)

derek hon, i'm a little alarmed that the babe is still on the bottle. potty training might as well not begin til they're 2, but he really should be off the bottle by now. it encourages personality disorders in later life. think about it, ok?

(Submitted by Geoff )

Yeah Derek, listen to this lady, I'm sure she has studied psychology and the effects of weening on the child mind.

(Submitted by jamie )

i think this is the first time hes bought toothpaste

(Submitted by Merlin )

That Slim Fast had better not be for the cat!

(Submitted by Dan )

Hmm..you bought Slim Fast AND a scale. Looks like someone's trying to lose weight.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

SLIM FAST, TRYING TO FIT IN THOSE CLOTHES FOR THE SUMMER I SEE, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

(Submitted by flying flynn )

My theory is this: the kid has been nursing up til this time... finally going to use a bottle for a while, along with the potty training.... the wife, now that she is not nursing the tike can finally try to shed some of that pregnancy poundage without worrying about the SlimFast damaging the nursing babe...

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

pandora>>You are right about the bottle, which leads me to believe that "bottle X" is really a name disguise for "really strong liquor". OOH, does anyone remember that one show UCB? Upright citizens brigade was tooo funny. "would you like to try some of our santa liquor?" They did real life things too where they dressed up like santa claus and offered free samples and t-shirts with the logo on the front. Timmy!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

they offered the alcoholic beverage to kids in front of a toy store. i meant to say that, too. It makes it funny. Timmy!

(Submitted by Quackers )

isn't 9 dollars cheap for a toaster? quack