Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by drivl)

claw hammer? Were the manicures getting THAT difficult?

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

i traded in my hook shot for a claw hammer! yay! now i'm off to save princess zelda!

(Submitted by Annna)

Don't forget the potting soil. I have this great picture of him hammering the poor azaleas into the ground.

(Submitted by Byron)

Look how the receipt is crumpled. I CAN SEE THE FACE OF JESUS!! QUIT PHONE THE POPE!!!

(Submitted by grandma)

they maxed out visa now they are on mastercard

(Submitted by dyverge)

10.66 and all that.

(Submitted by Lufelia)

Hey, where's the ID and validation on your MasterCard account??

(Submitted by Max)

You've been a terminal 20 guy ever since the Shannon Cock incident. no more terminal 11?

(Submitted by playa Chris)

What makes you buy potting soil at 9 p.m.

(Submitted by Gidget)

It all becomes clearer to me now... We know that Derek keeps "inventing" reasons to go to Wal-Mart at all hours of the day and night (think piles & piles of Dri-Bottoms). Also, we know that his wife is now his ex-wife. Add it all up and it can only equal the same startling conclusion.... Derek has fallen in love with Shannon Koch. She must have transferred from terminal 11 to terminal 20. He has obviously created this website as a testament to their love. Go Derek!

(Submitted by eatglue)

but what about all the dri bottoms? he's got custody of the kids? i think maybe his wife ran away from him from his walmart obsession and went off with chore boy!!

(Submitted by Trevor)

Wrong-o Gidget. It is obvious that his wife became enamored with Shannon Koch. She had the hand- written "Kittens 555-1212" on the back of the receipt.

(Submitted by Shannon Koch)

So... you're the one who got me fired for stealing my reciept!!

(Submitted by W. Macey)

Claw hammer...those prairie dogs sure do get pesky out in Fargo, don't they?

(Submitted by moink )

Has it ever occured to anyone that this kid might be with his _second_ wife?

(Submitted by Geoff )

Claw Hammer, is that MC Hammer's evil twin, who will someday take over the world?

(Submitted by Merlin )

I told you there was something ominous about the previous receipt. This hammer and soil thing is sinister, downright sinister.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DO U HAMMER IN THE NUDE?

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

ran away with the chore boy! (which i repeat, is a SOS scrub pad type thing) MC Hammer's twin! Eatglue and Geoff always have intelligent but crazy comments. pretty cool. yeah. I'm more inclined to think that it's MC H's son and he has finally come into his own and is finally attempting to conquer the world by beating his head agaist stuff. Timmy!

(Submitted by Umm )

His wife hadn't left him yet at the date of this reciept, he didn't get a second wife, he only has one kid, and these reciepts aren't stolen, they're customer copies. You guys don't pay attention heh.

(Submitted by Mike )

this is a very very bad site. You need to have kmart receipts. Thank to my human spell checker to speel receipts for me since I come from Aflahanastan and I can't write engish well. Die all!!!

(Submitted by Quackers )

Aflahanastan?

(Submitted by Mike )

its a place betweend polk audio peakers and my compaq computer

(Submitted by Texas X )

I turned 19 that day.