Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Bob)

Romance is in the air. A candle lit dinner, a new cabinet latch, and no diapers.

(Submitted by Annna)

Maybe it's to keep the kids in. Little fingers can get the old latch off, and Mom and Dad get _no_ make-out time.

(Submitted by dyverge)

You don't know it's a cabinet latch. Could be a cabinet leech. No, nevermind. Liche? Crap. Okay, it probably is a latch.

(Submitted by Anomie)

Hmm... Shannon got the day off...you're at number 7 instead,,,

(Submitted by Trevor)

Did I mention that I can see a Wal-Mart from my drive- way? But the are building some stuff that will block my view, maybe I could complain to the city...

(Submitted by Solid Snake)

I can beat anything Derek Troughs out. I just bought: 10 Pizzas, 2 Bottles Pepto, Cell Phone, Brittney Spears CD, Keyboard, MIDI Interface, 10 Pillows, Shotgun, 150 Shells, More Camo, 10 3 Liter Pepsis, 5 48 Packs of Bud Lite (WASSUP?!), 3 Box Fans, 1 Broom, and an extremely large ball. I got some WEIRD STARES.

(Submitted by Cathy )

WOW, I'd love to see that receipt Solid Snake (sorry, Derek...but you probably would too!)

(Submitted by Geoff )

Looking into the future I see great things for Derek's receipts. They will even surpass your mightu receipt Solid Snake.

(Submitted by doug )

i didn't know bud lite came in 48 packs.

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

You bet it comes in 48 packs. You want to see the receipt? Well, I got a little website going (not nearly done). In about, oh, say, March/May 2001, It'll be on the I'll give you guys the URL when that issue is worked out. P.S.: I might have just bought 8 24 packs. or 16 12 packs. No, there has to have been a 48 pack. I know it. unless I was that drunk. Do you know how much all that shit cost me? Now, keep in mind, I'm not rich, but I run a Video Production/Editing company, so this wasn't that much. $1,114. Don't beleive me? Wait until I post the receipt. Those will be some good comments...

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I MISS THE DRI-BOTTOMS RECEIPTS!

(Submitted by me )

What is the point of charging something that cost $2? You don't have a couple of dollar bills lying around?

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Pay with cash? And break the sacred bond between charge card(s), checkbook, and derek? How dare you suggest this! Now i know that you can't accept derek for who he is. You meddle where you need not meddle. You must be banished from this site. maybe even from the internet. I'd have to call in a few favors to do that. But for our lord and savior i'd do most anything, Timmy!

(Submitted by Usagi )

Wal-mart really needs to start a policy that anyone who uses a check or credit card for a purchase under $10 should be taken out to the parking lot and beaten.

(Submitted by Mike )

i enjoy myself in a way you dont care to know of

(Submitted by Quackers )

a brittney spears CD?! why...?

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

Why will no one e-mail me? I will copy the receipt and put it on my geocities site. Go ahead, find it on the July 1st, me birtheday. He he. And the Biritannny Spieraers CD is there because my ex-girfriend (the one I gave the rubber pants too) likes her. She turned out to be a lesbian. And she broke the news at my company's Hanukkaah Pparty. Now everryonne laffs at me. Waeees.... BItch. I want to kill her. Too bad, she was really, really hot. Like Solid Snake. Yup. Snake is hot. Snake is very hot. If any of you saw me, you'd get hot fast. I am hot t

(Submitted by gweduck )

Maxed out the Master Card? Back using the Visa.