Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

looks like the printer is about out of ink...just like you're probably out of room in your house full of plants plants plants...

(Submitted by amanda)

is that $2.87 for gum?!

(Submitted by hulawho)

No, he's out of room in his house for saving all these Wal-Mart receipts...

(Submitted by April)

What are you doing with all the soil? Burying various dead things in your back yard? Are you burying your diapers, hoping they'll make good fertilizer? It *might* work...

(Submitted by Michele)

hmmn.. I think someone should be studying all this.. I'm not sure why.. but I just think they should be.....

(Submitted by playa Chris)

hey this is my birthday but he didn't buy any dri wipes.

(Submitted by Anomie)

It's nice to know WalMart uses 100% recycled paper..

(Submitted by Yer Busted)

Derek, we've been watching you. You should know that it's a felony to go to Terminal #1 with more than 12 items! Buying 7 of the same cheap plant saucers does not count as 1. Same thing with the clay planters. You better get another knee brace 'cuz Bubba is waiting for you to do it again!

(Submitted by lexic0n)

michele, i am workin on it as quickly as i can. im getting the contents of every receipt into a database so that the data can be analyzed.

(Submitted by Fett)

It is nice to know that WalMart recycles old reciepts. You are ruining the system Derek!!! Stop saving your old reciepts, give them to charity or something. For God's sake man, at least recycle them!

(Submitted by Shannon's mom)

This is definitely not a Shannon receipt. It doesn't bear her fine sense of proportion and line.

(Submitted by julie)

more soil...pots.. marijuana

(Submitted by superjoejr )

The police must have been getting nosey. No officer this dirt is for my strawberry plants that I grow indoors. STRAWBERRIES

(Submitted by Geoff )

No no, the soil is for the garden he is using in his new movie.

(Submitted by Merlin )

WATSON: I tell you, Holmes, I cannot bear the introduction of one more azalea!!! HOLMES: Relax, Doctor, this is a strawberry plant. Frankly, I should think you could tell the difference.

(Submitted by cmp )

The really scary thing is that there's another website out there with all of the STORE COPIES of the receipts.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

YUMMY STRAWBERRIES!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

A gun for $2.57! That's really good! My interpretation: He is tired of all those little creatures sneaking into his house to nibble on his weed plants. Apparently they are affecting how the plants grow and he wants to put an end to it. It doesn't take Sherlock to then figure that he uses the gun to scare the squirrels and spiders away from his stash. Timmy!

(Submitted by Quackers )

I thought you said he bought the gun to rob a bank. quack

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

*yawn*

(Submitted by poindexter )

I cant beleive Ive crawled this deep into the story. Ive been on this site for an hour and a half already! I must stop! I must escape! Im going to pop! (I must see how the story ends later!)

(Submitted by Jenay )

Visit the photo lab? Mom loves photos!! That's the truth! I think my mom visits the lab enough for all of us. (thousands of photos of her daycare children)