Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Joel)

Hey, you got me cat stuff and light bulbs for my birthday! great!

(Submitted by drivl)

would that be..... cat whitener? okay, i know... that was dumb, but..

(Submitted by dyverge)

This was my birthday anniversary as well. Don't remember what I was doing at that date or time, though. I wonder if you could make a horoscope/numerology thing out of this...

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Yeah, give the kitty a treat before you interrogate it under 2 hot lights. Make it sniff whitener to loosen it's tongue. The mysterious "pet supplies"... youch.

(Submitted by Michele)

Happy Birthday to us!! June 12th is my bday too!

(Submitted by Max)

Now we know where micheal jackson got all his whitener

(Submitted by Cindy)

It must have been the kitty's birthday as well

(Submitted by Trevor)

Well, for a while Nabisco was really pushing the Air Crisps...but nobody noticed that Ultra-Maxi's biggest competitor has been advertising on EVERY receipt. A L W A Y S

(Submitted by Paul T.)

but who won the FRIGGIN' oreo stacking contest?

(Submitted by Andre)

Actually, drivl, it's probably whitener for the globe he buys in about two years' time.

(Submitted by Meow)

Kitty: "If you don't go get me some treats and litter and some DAMN HAIRBALL REMOVER, I'm going to start knocking out the lightbulbs! Don't think I won't do it! Alright, asshole, that's it!!! One light -- *smash* -- two lights -- *crash* -- you want some more of this?!? I didn't think so!! GET YOUR ASS TO WAL*MART!!!"

(Submitted by You can call me Ray-And you cam call me Jay-And you can call me Ray Jay)

Well, Kitty Bond, I see you want to play hairball, eh? Maybe this will loosen your tounge (Vilian makes Bond sniff WHITENER). No dice? Well, try this (Vilian Shines BULB CLEAR in Bond's eyes). Still speechless, eh? Try this (Vilian uses the PET SUPPLIES). Bond, you will not resist this (Vilian gives Bond KITTY TREATS). UGGH! You will die now (Vilian drowns Bond in KITTY LITTER). Oh poor Kitty Bond, why did you not tell? Why did you not tell?

(Submitted by Spaceboy)

Well,this is quite the original idea... "I just love it when I die.We all have to give in to suicide."-david(me)

(Submitted by Twinkles)

No more Dri-Bottoms. They grow up so fast!

(Submitted by pandora)

no bra purchases lately. the new life must go braless. is that better for you derek?

(Submitted by nobody )

this site sucks

(Submitted by nobody )

this site really sucks

(Submitted by nobody )

this site really sucks

(Submitted by because because... )

this is going to be the best science experiment ever!

(Submitted by Geoff )

I guess his Man Bra business didn't work out.

(Submitted by Merlin )

Getting nervous about having that hungry black cat staring at you all the time, ay, Derek?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHITENER, FOR YOUR CLOTHES?

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Dammit! I AM SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT EVERYONE'S BIRTHDAYS! No, he didn't buy anything for you! No, he doesn't care! No, we don't care! I don't want to be rude, but it is my destiny. Make a freaking link to a site where you can all list you're birthdays. -=-=--=-=- Posts like meow and RayJay and others are much more appreciated than this drivl. Timmy!

(Submitted by Quackers )

wow, three birthdays today. that means alot of people have sex on October 12.

(Submitted by Quackers )

Trevor, actually Wal*Mart is supporting Maxi's, you're missreading it, it says "WE SELL FOR LESS, ALWAYS!" get it? quack

(Submitted by Jeanna )

Kitty litter for my birthday too..kick ass.