Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

Yum, blood worms. And reptile food. This is getting disturbing. I notice you've never bought baby food.

(Submitted by Bob)

He buys that online.

(Submitted by Daniel)

Okay I understand the blood worms and reptile food but dear god Cookie Crunch?

(Submitted by kidneystone)

C'mon now, everyone knows that peanut M&Ms are better than plain. I was with you Derek until I saw that.

(Submitted by Embs)

Ooooh, Reese's! Share the wealth!!

(Submitted by dyverge)

Gagh is best served live.

(Submitted by Max)

You know i've comparison shopped and Wal-Mart really does sell manager Ryan Hoage for less

(Submitted by Elizabeth Windsor)

Oh Ryan dear, my sweet honey smacking hunk of manager, do you like the way this styling gel just glides through my hair...and down my shoulders...and over my full plump ripe breasts...and into my sweet navel...and down down down through there and down and in and round and ooohhhhhhhhhh...........

(Submitted by playa Chris)

so you never had a kid but a reptile. thats why he never was potty trained and needed all those dri-bottoms. And you must just feed it dirt and plants.

(Submitted by me)

wow all that candy..is she preggers again??

(Submitted by Ben P.)

Doesn't any question the pantyhose? And the styling gel too and there's a lizard in that mix...and cereal too?! I'm sorry that just sounds too much like a bizarre sex fetish...(shakes head) for shame Derek...you didn't take pictures of that?! For shame indeed ;)

(Submitted by Freddo Frog)

Yum yum, blood worms, taste good with styling gel. MMburp.

(Submitted by macboysf)

Wow, this reciept brings tears to my eyes. I remeber when Milk Chocolate M&Ms used to be Plain M&Ms. And I see Feeder Squirls has changed to Reptile Food.

(Submitted by pandora)

the plain m&m's are for the baby you bloody fools. he can't eat the peanut ones. as if!

(Submitted by Geoff )

If the baby can eat blood worms, he can eat some peanut M&Ms. Although I don't know why he'd want them if he's got the bloodworms, mmm mmm

(Submitted by Merlin )

This is somehow cosmic - it is bigger than all of us and yet it continues to grow. I see now how it will all end. Derek moves to Montana and becomes Ted Kachinsky.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT DOES A ON-LINE WAL-MART RECEIPT LOOK LIKE?

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Macboysf>> Funny, man, funny. -=-=-= Geoff>> At a young age blood worms would be easier to chew than peanut M&Ms. Giving babies candy is more of a no-no than giving them living creatures to eat. BAH! Ted K. never did anything nearly this worthwhile in his life, if he had he wouldn't have been such a screw up and killer. Timmy!

(Submitted by Usagi )

I've been wondering where I could buy blood worms! Suddenly the hours of my life wasted on this site were all worthwhile! Thank you! I believe in the power of the Wal-mart receipts now! I'll never doubt again!

(Submitted by Quackers )

10 bucks says Elizabeth Windsor is a guy

(Submitted by Christine )

2 things of styling gel in one day?