Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Wahooni)

Again with the dirt! You should have enough to bury several bodies by now! (or is that the point?)

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

Do you live in a terrarium?

(Submitted by Embs)

Yeah, cool, what'd you use the suede cord for?

(Submitted by Lufelia)

The suede cord is for hanging his victims (Polish people?) and all the soil is for burying them. He then plants Lilies over the graves. It all comes together!

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

ah Lufelia, my love for you burns hot and strong like a lily bu

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

bulb

(Submitted by ~*blue*~)

dude,u do not know how to buy a birthday gift, do u?

(Submitted by phooser)

Funny you should say birthday -- I checked this out because it's mine. I didn't get any lilies, though -- just some Pole with a suede cord around his neck. Hmmmm.

(Submitted by Bethany)

Hey! It is just something else to know that a guy named Dereck went shopping at Wal- Mart on my birthday... wow. Next year on the 28th of Sept, I'll also be thinking, "Hey, I wonder if there are any guys named Dereck at Wal-Mart right now." Hey, bud, keep it up... this is exactly what my sense of humor needs. :-)

(Submitted by Geoff )

Now I disappointed, Derek has not yet bought me anything for my birthday, maybe in the future, I too can say some guy I don't know from a foreign country went to Wal- Mart on my birthday.

(Submitted by Rei )

Aqua Chem?

(Submitted by Webster )

Aqua Chem would be for the fish. Pirana I'm sure. The water gets a little fetid with bits of human flesh floating around, and this must keep the stench down.

(Submitted by Merlin )

There's something Addams- Familyish about this receipt. Maybe this is Morticia's birthday, too. She would like this stuff.

(Submitted by Wade )

Suede corduroys! Now that's a fashion statement. If you look ahead a couple months you'll see he bought a turtleneck to go with them.

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

hmmm.. it looks like he has bought the scotts soil 16 times from the first receipt up to and including this one. As of April 22, 2001 he has bought it 25 times, so we can all look forward to seeing it many more times. Timmy!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

OH BABY A SUEDE CORD. THAT IS KINKY!

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Appalling lack of Dri- Bottoms. Shame, Derek... letting that 56 year old son/daughter of yours run around the house butt nekkid!