Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by uwiz)

i don't think those would go together very well - the night-time medicines are usually called that because they tend to leave you waking up on the kitchen floor in front of your dishwasher, aren't they?

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

The best way to save money on diapers is to use those, by the way :)

(Submitted by redpaw)

No, no, no ... he used the Nite Time to put the *kid* unconcious in order to get some uninterrupted Trojan- time.

(Submitted by Byron)

If you want to impress me buy GUNS!!!

(Submitted by Lufelia)

It's about time you had the sense to use condoms! We wouldn't want you to spend thousands on Dri-Bottoms for another 3 years.

(Submitted by Not Lufelia)

"must have had quite a night?" - what, you don't remember?

(Submitted by Derek)

You don't remember much after indulging in a bottle of nite-time cough syrup!

(Submitted by Ericka)

Sheesh! Everyone knows you just cannot buy condoms ALL BY THEMSELVES! Throw in that NiteTime Cold Syrup, that you grab walking down the aisle towards the cash register to make it look like a legitimate purchase.

(Submitted by H)

Yey! He's stopped procreating! I was getting a little scared for the future of our planet

(Submitted by down_in_front)

Actually, they do go well together. Any obligation to perform that huggy-kissy stuff afterward is legitimately eliminated.

(Submitted by Nyquil4All)

I agree... But it needs a few more ingredients to get the recipe truly correct. Stoli vanilla vodka and RedBull. 1 part Nyquil............. 2 parts Vodka........... 1 part RedBull........... Stir. Enjoy. Serve chilled or hot! I guess the rave scene just hasn't hit the Fargo-Dilworth Area yet.

(Submitted by Channon )

Did you do a lil dance,make a lil,and just generally get down that night?

(Submitted by St.Louis )

Uhm... anyone notice this is the only entry in the entire list for condoms? I can accept that he had a kid before, and bought a box now, but it's been 22 months since then. Those condoms have gone out of code man...

(Submitted by Merlin )

Put this receipt between two book covers and you have a modern romance novel. Watch your back, Jackie Collins.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DID YOU RYAN MAKE YOU A MAN TONIGHT?

(Submitted by apoplectic )

If I rupture a vital organ from uncontrolled laughter, can I sue someone? What if my face sticks this way? Ouch.

(Submitted by Usagi )

Woo-hoo! Let me guess, the boots got her, didn't they? No lady can resist a man in a fine lookin' pair of boots.

(Submitted by Carolina )

Trojan, huh? :)

(Submitted by Carolina )

Also, note the time. It's 9pm. No doubt the condoms are for that night.

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

It's about fucking time, Derek. That's right, roll on the rubber, plop the kid on the toliet