Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Stu)

You bought _insect spray_ for valentine's day? How romantic.

(Submitted by Brian)

But what gift says "I love you" more than a w-m fac 95ct? And four of them! Derek=hopeless romantic.

(Submitted by Kerry)

he did buy a chocolate rose the last time he was there. what a romantic

(Submitted by sally)

let's see how many more times someone can comment on how romantic he is. it will be a fun game. ps not every jerk waits till the day before to buy the valentine gift, or from walmart no less

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

aww...DRI-BOTTOMS. how romantic!

(Submitted by amanda.)

that damn counter card is getting expensive!

(Submitted by atevik)

I see the price of Insect Control has gone up, is it really worth that extra 29 cents to be able to send swarms after your enemies?

(Submitted by quackr)

When was the last time Derek bought condoms? Always stock up before the holidays.

(Submitted by klayer9)

Finally got that Oven Referee.

(Submitted by jim)

aha! Wal-Mart FACial tissues 95 CounT and Wal-Mart BATHroom tissue 24 RoLls and the OVEN/REFrigerator BuLB

(Submitted by Barbara)

Gosh, and I thought I was lucky to get a 19" monitor for Valentine's Day!!!!!! I feel gypped now, I want a W-M FAC 95CT.

(Submitted by Cheri)

Thanks for the info on the kleenex, Jim. It's been driving me crazy. BTW, what's up with the huggies and the dri-bottoms? I would think the kid is used to dri-bottoms after all these years. Maybe the Huggies is for Chore Boy.

(Submitted by beez)

Jim, Thanks so much the wm fac 95 has been KILLING me. I couldn't figure it out. Although now that I know what it is, that's A LOT of tissues he buys. Is his kid made out of any organic materials other than snot and poop?

(Submitted by kornygirl)

Ah, damn, everyone already took the idea of making fun of you for buying stuff the day before valentine's day...Ahhhhh, noooooo...dad stop!...not the hose!!!...Please, that can't fit!!...noooo..(censored)

(Submitted by Ryan)

febuary 13 is my birthday

(Submitted by Der Fuehrer)

He's gearing up for a big Valentine's Day...a 24 pack of WalMart bathroom rolls...wipe the Chore Boy up after liberal application of Scott's Soil and a good seeing-to by the oven referee.

(Submitted by Julie)

WHO NEEDS INSECT CONTROL IN MINNESOTA IN FEBRUARY? MAN HOW MUCH IS A QUARTER BAG?

(Submitted by fernando)

ok, this is wrong!! what kind of nutcase buys this stuff the day before freakin' valentine's day??

(Submitted by quiet)

Isn't it odd, how when one person is in an awful situation, that the mundane tasks of life continue on? For example, here's Derek, standing in line at Wal- Mart. Less than two hours away, in Minneapolis, I'm in a hospital, waiting for my brother-in-law to draw his last breath. I can't decide if it's obscene or comforting.

(Submitted by bob )

I'm going to call that comforting.

(Submitted by pamela )

More Dri bottoms...Maybe one of the condoms broke from the other night and Derek is stocking up on them for the future. From his experience with his first child, you can never have enough diapers.

(Submitted by doug )

Hugi, North Carolina (pop. 240). just west of wilmington

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I BET RYAN BUTT ISN'T WET NO MORE!

(Submitted by garyray )

One cartidge for $3.67? Jeee- zuz christ, what size caliber hand gun do you own?