Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Shannon)

This is like the 3rd ref. bulb is 3 months! What the hell to you people do with those things?

(Submitted by mr pants)

why would you need to go to Wal-Mart twice in a day? i mean, couldn't you have bought everything at once?

(Submitted by Cat on Fire)

"Yes Derek, the results are back from the lab and, well, it doesn't look too good. We recommend you start taking algae dest right away. It's your only hope, son."

(Submitted by Bone Machine)

Algae dest? I am guessing that's to destroy algae... now the question is, WHERE is the algae problem? Maybe that's why all the refrigerator bulbs keep going out...*shudder*

(Submitted by DT)

Did you remember to shop again for Star Wars Merchandise?

(Submitted by Max)

i think he is cooking meth amphetamine in his kitchen, hence the need for all the oven bulbs

(Submitted by Captain Oneliner)

Don't you get it? He doesn't want to come back twice in one day but the damn receipt keeps telling him to come back and shop again for Star Wars Merchandise! He probably never got to go home!

(Submitted by Captain Oneliner)

Don't you people get it?? No wonder he went twice in one day!! The damn receipt kept telling him to come back and shop for Star Wars Merchandise again! I wanna go home.. I'm tired of looking at &*$&*& Chewbacca!!

(Submitted by d-rock)

I'm scared to know what kind of lab they have at Wal*Mart.

(Submitted by Kat)

Ya think maybe the "people greeters" are the products of experiments gone wrong?

(Submitted by toonces)

Derek, I'm tired of your shit. You posted these two receipts in the wrong order, and I feel like you have deliberately mislead us. Oh- and another beef- it is no fair using your ex- wife's receipts, okay? Those aren't YOUR purchases. Stop it, mofo!

(Submitted by plato)

Geezus man! you run through those OVEN/REF BLBs like asparagus into a dri-bottom!

(Submitted by whatasize_this)

When they reminded you to shop again for Star Wars Merchandise, you thought they meant on the same day??? I remember C3PO and R2D2 but which one was 2LP8?

(Submitted by Joey Scarbury)

He sure buys a lot of CDs by that crappy 90s pop band.....

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(Submitted by Buster Hymen )

I thought the 2LP8 was the code for two albums w/bonus 8-track of Peter Frampton's Greatest hits and that's why it was so cheap. The Star Wars merchandise is much more expensive, I think they charge you a dollar if you have to ask them where it is.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DID YOU EVER RETURN ANYTHING IN WALMART?

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Cat on Fire rules!

(Submitted by Sophie )

Wow! I know why he went twice in one day! Coz he forgot my birthday prezzie! Oh aint he just a sweetie!