Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

The HMS Pinafore is going out of business and EVERYTHING MUST GO!

(Submitted by Satan)

The touch... The Feel... OF A GIANT COTTON TANK!!!

(Submitted by Bob)

Polyester just doesn't have the stopping power.

(Submitted by jumpuass)

He must need the tank to protect the precious Royal Cargo.

(Submitted by muts)

Seems a bit unfeeling to talk about missing children and then immediately jump to putting class rings on layaway. Is there any possible connection?

(Submitted by Champagne)

It's obvious Wal-Mart has launched a devious plot to kidnap children, steal their class rings, then turn around and sell them cheap! And what does Wal-Mart use to feed these kidnapped children? Blood worms and leftover Oreos from the stacking contest. It's a sick, sick scheme, and Derek's just a part of it all. Shame on you, Derek!

(Submitted by twerp)

no no, you've got it all wrong, champagne! Derek isn't part of it!..Haven't you wondered where Ryan ever went?...He's now one of the "Missing Children". That's what they call the employees they murder, you know. AND MATT KRIEG IS THE CAUSE! I HATE YOU MATT KRIEG!

(Submitted by Satori7)

Down with Matt Krieg!!!! Up with Ryan Hoage!!!! Bring back Ryan!!!

(Submitted by Zoctan)

*yawn* Hmm, so early. what to do today... I know! I'll buy a giant cotton tank, fill it with some royal cargo and drive about town! and some oil just in case.

(Submitted by cross-eyed)

Well,, don't complain too much -- you're finally getting that lubed bottom you've been waiting for

(Submitted by d-rock)

I wonder what's so great about the cargo (pants?) that they're "royal"--

(Submitted by ugh)

That reminds me, my cotton tank needs an oil change too. My royal cargo is starting to chafe.

(Submitted by walk the walk)

Sorry, but the mental picture of you running around in WalMart cargo pants and a tank top finally topping off your Pacer with .84 cent oil when it's fully TWO QUARTS LOW makes me wonder if you don't sit on your porch evenings playing a banjo.

(Submitted by Molly Meldrum)

Does it scare you Americans that the only thing Rick Dees is known for outside the U.S. is that 70s song, "Disco Duck"?

(Submitted by Blk Kru)

I kind of like the jaunty swagger of this receipt.

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

Had to buy the royal cargo pants to stuff all those filters, filter pads, foam pads and ^$%!@#$%#@ rolls of toilet tissue in, cause you're too cheap to run over to Darryl's store and buy some !@#!$#!@#!@$%!@!#@ Meds!!!

(Submitted by macboysf)

Molly it scares me much more to think that Rick Dees is known anywhere outside of California! I had hopped and prayed that he would stay in LA but he has followed me north... ehhhheeewwww!

(Submitted by Molly Meldrum )

Macboysf, I suggest you keep hopping!

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Doesn't it scare us Aussies that the only Australian pop promoter most U.S. music stars know is Molly Meldrum?

(Submitted by Molly Meldrum )

Um, ah, no.

(Submitted by cmp )

who the fuck is Molly Meldrum? Is the who Deoderant the Chore Boy is banging these days? What the hell happened to Elisha?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

SEE I TOLD YOU COTTON IS BETTER! COTTON IS MY FAVORITE FABRIC!

(Submitted by pedro49 )

yes

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Rick Dees and Matt Krieg are Satan.

(Submitted by therockinc )

You sure do neglect your car. You have only replaced your oil once in the past three years, and after all those trips to wal-mart. for shame.