Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Ed)

First sponge tape, now sponge wedges?! I'm sensing a pattern here. And what's braided elas?

(Submitted by Fallus Grandus)

The braided elas(tic) is probably to fix the halloween costume at the last minute

(Submitted by Heather)

sponge wedges, a little makeup needed?

(Submitted by I eat Spam for breakfast)

Hey, so YOU were the guy that put a friggin battery in my trick-or-treat bag! My little sister ate it thinking it was a Tootsie roll... and she's STILL in the hospital.

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

I HEARD MATT KRIEG GAVE OUT TOTAL CUSTOMER SATISFACTION FOR HALLOWEEN. DARRYL MARCHETTA GAVE OUT APPLES WITH RAZOR BLADES AND SMALL EXPLOSIVES.

(Submitted by Cherdy)

Batteries and Braided Elastic? Hmm... sounds a little Blair Witch-y to me. Dunno about the sponge wedgies, though.

(Submitted by Max)

do you need 10 paint brushes to paint new art. finally throwing out the Walmart art you once bought eh?

(Submitted by d-rock)

Hey, look--paid in cash, got change back!

(Submitted by d-rock)

braided elastic, sponge wedges, 2 batteries, 10 paint brushes....hmm...I wonder what Derek was for Halloween....

(Submitted by beez)

I think he was Bob Vila for Halloween.

(Submitted by Andre)

Max, you only make it every few receipts or so, but by God, it feels good when you do

(Submitted by wise crack)

If you ask me, a battery- operated sponge wedgie just might fill that void.

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

No, no, don't give me the filters. I don't want the frikn filter pads. Foam pads just don't do the trick. I won't settle for 24 packs of toilet rolls, and sponge tape is just too hard to get off. just give me the sponge wedges..............I mean seriously Derek, give up, listen to your woman man, she bleeds, she cries, she hurts, she is in pain, she needs your loving understanding, just go to Darryl and buy some GODDAMN SANITARY NAPKINS!!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by Uncle Owen)

Dear Ed, that's actually braided elands, big in the Upper Congo at the moment, look great next to a chore boy and a bag or two of Scott's soil

(Submitted by macboysf)

No,no,no I believe that Derek purchased Ella Fitzgerald's Braids. I know, I know... You have never seen Ella with braided hair... that's because she sold them to Wal*Mart.

(Submitted by macboysf)

Derek, Pay off your Visa Bill. You do want to be able to use it for big christmas purchases this year don't you. How will you afford the bath gift set this year with out credit!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

BRAIDS, DON'T GET YOUR HAIR DONE AT WALMART!

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader her name would be Ella Vader