22 2003 |
But who do I blame? Colds have been going around everywhere I look: Des' daycare, friends, coworkers. Destiny and I came down with this cold on the same day, so most likely we were exposed at the same time. Relatives? Could be; an uncle's family were complaining of illness on Sunday.
Now is where I concentrate my psychic energies on smiting the guilty party -- psychic powers should be able to detect the correct guilty party even if I'm not sure who they are, right? Smiting is a bit too harsh, though; maybe my psychic powers should just introduce some chaos into their life. Hide the toothpaste. Deprogram their car radio's presets. My psychic powers should drive in front of the guilty party at 1/2 the speed limit for one whole day. Make their internet connection really, really, really slow. That'll teach them to mess with my health.