Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by glanza v)

FISH FOOD!!!!!!!! MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE

(Submitted by Izzybel)

Hail the fish

(Submitted by bigloo)

m krieg told me he is gay, and then im thinking maybe thats what customer service is all about

(Submitted by Cherdy)

Okay, so what is A-Shirt? Is that some odd brand name or is it actually a shirt? If the latter, then, that's a pretty cheap shirt. Secondly, what is CP Dry Neats? Doesn't sound very healthy.

(Submitted by Suzy)

An A-shirt must be an earlier version of the T-shirt. CP Neats must be food people that are into corporal punishment eat. I didn't know Wal Mart was into fetish foods.<g>

(Submitted by Annie)

If you went to Wal Mart this late at night, only bought fish food and A shirt (whatever that is) and that snack item, you must be very bored at home or fighting with the wifey and need an excuse to get out for awhile. Why dont you ever buy your cat a toy? I really feel sorry for that cat. Hi Mr. Craig. Your the best Wal Mart guy there is.

(Submitted by Carol)

matt? Did you ever get my request I sent in on January 15? I want those toothbrushes. By the way, what is your cats name Derek?

(Submitted by REAL Customer Service)

What are the names of your fish and cat? And does the A- Shirt have anything to do with the A Team? Were the CP Dry Neats tasty?

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

MATT KRIEG IS NOT GAY, OK? AND I'M SORRY LADIES, BUT HE'S NOT TOO INTERESTED IN YOU, EITHER. RIGHT NOW, AT THIS POINT IN MATT KRIEG'S LIFE, ALL HE HAS TIME TO BE CONCERNED WITH IS 100% TOTAL CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. YOU COULD SAY HE HAS A CUSTOMER SERVICE FESTISH, BUT GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! MATT KRIEG!

(Submitted by ralphie)

The 'A-Shirt,' far from being the T-Shirt's predecessor, is more commonly known as the 'tank top' or 'wife beater.' The shape of such garments resembles the letter 'A.' Hence the name, incontinent philistines.

(Submitted by max dembo)

my neats itch, have any dry bottoms or wipes for them? this site is assinine, yet strangely addictive

(Submitted by Cherdy)

So, is an A-SHIRT something close in resemblence to those little's kids Carter's undershirts? If so, why would this guy be buying them? And I still would like to know what is CP Dry Neats? Would Customer Service expert Matt Krieg have the answer?

(Submitted by Carol)

If your so interested in "customer satisfaction" where are my toothbrushes? Matt seems to have been brainwashed. I think he must be smoking that funny shit that Derek is growing and his sex drive went up in smoke. Will you PLEASE get my toothbrushes? Oh, and those cute little GI Joe bandaids. Made great looking patches on my jeans to cover the holes. Matt? are you ignoring me?

(Submitted by Pixel)

Total spent at walmart thus far in 2000= $59.32 Totla spent thus far at walmart since first receipt= $4225.45 How disturbed I am that I spent the time to figure that out= Extremely.

(Submitted by wayne)

2.17 for fish food!?!? Damn, I got ripped off...my walmart charged me 6.67...Canadian...even with the exchange it's more expensive!! Have you ever thought about going to a different Wal-Mart in your area? Or would the staff at store #1627 be jealous?

(Submitted by toby)

what are you thinking? What about a running total?

(Submitted by AlphaDancer)

Hey Amigo, que original idea! (No hagas caso de los envidiosos)

(Submitted by TheStinger)

Dude, your an idiot. Pretty funny too...But, just why the hell are you scanning WalMart receipts and putting them on here? LoL.

(Submitted by Quark)

I think this site is a very helpful tool and I have it bookmarked. You see I base what I buy at Walmart on what Derik buys at Walmart. By the way Derik, great pick up on the "A shirt." I love it. Since I dont have kids, When ever he buys anything kid related I buy a six pack. It is a very good system but I have gained weight since I began the system. Thanks alot Derik! P.S. Derik I could use a car air freshener

(Submitted by Wal-Mart Janitor)

Working for Matt Krieg is one of my biggest achievements! I take pride in my janitorial duties working for #1627. Watch For Falling Prices! P.S. We Sell For Less

(Submitted by Xtant)

You oughtta send your link to Wal*Mart. Maybe they can give you a hook-up. Or possibly, since you are their #1 customer, they could arrange for a delivery service :)

(Submitted by annonymous)

Daryl Marchetta slept around to get where he is today.

(Submitted by Bluestari)

I dreamt last night that you seduced me wearing nothing but your “A” shirt. If I softly whispered UPC’s in your ear, would you marry me?

(Submitted by boggled)

I can't belive that I actually spent so much time on this site. I need to get a life more than you!

(Submitted by Bizz Luff)

A "wife beater" is shaped like the letter "A"? Maybe, I guess, if you turn it upside down. But not really, not much.

(Submitted by Lurker)

I thought A-shirt was short for "athletic shirt" i.e. tank top undershirt. At least that's what the packaging says where I'm from.

(Submitted by RaverChick)

Well, I think the A Shirt mystery is solved now. Anyone want to try for the CP Dry Neats?

(Submitted by Ciaran Gaynor)

"A-shirts" ? "Toothbrushes"? Dear oh dear.... Do they make dorks like you lot in a factory somewhere? Feel free to e-mail me to argue your point. I could do with a laugh.

(Submitted by Toria)

I miss manager Ryan Hoage!!! What happened to him!?! He is the BOMB!

(Submitted by Wal*Mart Sucks)

Wal-Mart is the worst store in the world(except for K- mart of course) The best is to get drunk, and take a bunch of your friends to the 24 hour Wal-Mart and play Hide-N-Go-Seek. We tried Marco Polo, but my bud just kept knocking things over. Your site is the most pointless site in the world. Thanks for lowering my intelligence level.

(Submitted by Dragon|Xero)

CP Dry Neats, isn't that like SPAM?

(Submitted by somebody)

i think i'll take my time is signing all of these...but in the meantime-go to my page members.tripod.com/~jupiter_9

(Submitted by Matt Krieg)

Im on the internet!!!!!!!!!!! Please come again, I love u. I want you, (maybe I can give you a discount!) Matt Krieg ~ WAL*MART

(Submitted by self&other)

Never underestimate the power of the truly Obsessive-Compulsive...

(Submitted by ravenclaw)

you are one smart cookie hope the baby is well and should be done with those cheap diapers; going to have another??? come on - two are the way to go - peace - joy - I love walmart- lol -

(Submitted by person)

This is the most pointless site out of them all. just thought you might like to know that.

(Submitted by Beth Daugherty)

I'm speechless! How do you find the time to shop so frequently at Walmart?

(Submitted by #1 FAN OF MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN ISN'T GAY EITHER. HE MUST DEVOTE HIS ENTIRE BEING TO BEING MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN. I HOWEVER, AM FREE TO ANY OF THE FINE WOMEN OUT THERE.

(Submitted by laerk)

Gosh, I love this site. The comments people put up here are even better than the original receips. I love it! And the guy who apparently base his shopping-list on these pages now..lol..so brilliant! And there was one calculation the amount the guy used on Wal-Mart last year etc...lol. This is truly a great place with good humour :) Except for the stupid people who always wants to ruin things like "#1 fan of matt.." who write stupid things with capital letters.

(Submitted by zoctan)

They "stupid people" are actually funny if you understand the sense of humor. Saying "Fish food.. gonna stick it up your ASS?!" not as funny as the mat Krieg troupe.

(Submitted by bobby peru)

Here we are again at the wal mart page of wonderous receipts. What do we learn here? what deeper meaning is exposed by this page of receipts? Perhaps only Mat Krieg can answer that for us but until we venture forth to meet mat we must return time and time again to learn the only lesson this consumerist scociety can teach us through the all mighty receipt, amen! heeheehee.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

(Submitted by Embs)

A-Shirt. The A-Team's shirt of choice.

(Submitted by Pain)

I refuse to believe that THE Matt Krieg would actually fall so far as to grace this page with the likes of the heathens. Therefore, I deduce that Kriegy@hotmail.com is a fake. Pure and simple.

(Submitted by NUMBER 1 FAN OF MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN'S #1 FAN)

UUUUUh i got nothing

(Submitted by playa Chris)

All you Matt Krieg fans suck because all true manager worshippers know that Ryan Hoage will always be the best manager. The way he could bring a smile to the kids faces during the oreo stacking contest is something Matt Krieg could never do.

(Submitted by Silje)

hello? hello? is anybody here? is this thing on? *poke poke* oh well.. fish's good for you. personally i'm a vegetarian though, i do fine without. *poke* helooo?

(Submitted by Mr. T)

Hey, sukka! I pity da fool dat don't know what an "A-shirt" be. An "A-shirt" is da shirt we wear on da "A-TEAM", fool! Hannibal is on da jazz, and Murdock is a crazy ass fool! The Team's next assignment is to rescue Matt Krieg from a band of terrorists hired by K-Mart. I pity dem fools!

(Submitted by dorsey)

that was quite possibly one of the most entertaining things ive ever read.

(Submitted by wl2lv)

Hey, you bought Fish Food on my birthday. I love that ice cream. Hate the band, though.

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #2 Fan )

I mean, I like him and all...

(Submitted by Channon )

Wow,you bought A shirt!

(Submitted by cmp )

"A Shirt? A Shirt?!?!? No I don't want A Shirt, dammit!! I want THE Shirt. Ryan Hoage would neer stand for this kind of shit!!"

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT DO YOU WEAR WHEN YOU GO TO WALMART?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

YOU BOUGHT A-SHIRT, YEA BABY!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONBOY )

THEIR IS A SHIRT YOUR WARING?

(Submitted by Andre )

As long as the neats are dry, that's all I'm worried about.

(Submitted by Rezin )

January 21, 2000, exactly one month after I turned 15, coincidence, I don't think so. Walmart kicks ass, it's fun to run around with fun- noodles and beat the crap out of your friends, or get bikes and ride around the isles.... I spent new years eve doing donoughts in the Walmart parking lot... I gotta go, I beed to go buy an "A-shirt" to wear, and some fishfood.... food for dinner...