30 January 2000

30 January 2000

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Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by The Mayor)

At least he's up to date on his receipts. Must make things nice at tax time, eh?

(Submitted by Pubarso.)

Woah. What the crap is this. I wish I had this much time on my hands. If I did, I'd go crazy, and maybe make a webpage about it. www.pubarso.com :) muahah

(Submitted by Dyverge)

Most people would buy Doritos, beer, chicken wings and other such snack foods, considering it's SuperBowl Sunday. And this site was featured on User Friendly (http://www.userfriendly.org/) today.

(Submitted by Michelle)

There was a song once, "To much time on my hands" at least you are clean

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

MATT KRIEG HAS BEEN SENT FROM THE FUTURE WHERE DUE TO POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE THE WORLD WAS DESTROYED BY EVIL GREEDY WAL MART MANAGERS LIKE DARYL MANCHETTA. HE HAS BEEN SENT TO TRY AND CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY LIKE IN TERMINATOR 2. MATT KRIEG IS OUR SAVIOUR, ALL HAIL MATT KRIEG THE INHUMAN CUSTOMER SATISFACTION MACHINE. MATT KRIEG *IS* CUSTOMER SERVICE!

(Submitted by Carol)

Don't let this guy fool everyone. Can't you make a bomb out of these items? He never had a kid. He has been stashing all these diapers to insulate his garage to test explosives. And all the wipes he has been buying all this time were really to wipe the sulphur off his fingertips. Anyway, did Wal- Mart ever get my toothbrushes? How are those pot plants coming along Derek? Don't you need to be getting some fuses soon?

(Submitted by McBee)

I miss Ryan Hoage, he helped me through those dark days after the crib. Now I must say... I have read all of the comments, from reciept #1 all the way to here.. in one sitting. My brain is numb, but I was unable to turn away..this place has some odd fascination about it. If you could market that, Derek.. you would be a rich, rich man.

(Submitted by No One)

What the fuck is wrong with you

(Submitted by htc)

I knew there was a reason I paid for internet... Someone else's grocery list be thy name.

(Submitted by ThePuppeteer)

*twitchtwitchboggle* Through them all in one sitting. Mein Gott, but this was a collection of some of the most terribly disturbed people what I have ever seen. I feel almost proud to have been a part of the phenomenon. Kinda makes me want a scanner. And Ryan Hoage was the man. Also, I miss Twerp's posts. Had Ryan come back, he would have. But nooooooo. Matt Kreig had to take over. Well Mr. Kreig, there's a name for people like you, and it's not a very flattering one. And that name is: Wal*Mart Employee. Yes, employee, not manager. Other than your perverse little fan club, we all hate you. Go work at Abercrombie & Fitch where you belong. Take care, Derek. You entertained me for a night. :)

(Submitted by #1 FAN OF MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

I WAS ONCE KNOWN AS ZOCTAN. I READ ALL OF THESE IN A SINGLE SITTING. NOW I CAN GO TO SLEEP. IT IS ALMOST 4AM. MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN HAS BEEN SENT FROM THE PAST TO BRING BACK THE IDEA OF ABSOLUTE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION LEARNED BY WATCHING MATT KRIEG.

(Submitted by Sean)

Holy crap, I wasted a whole morning at work reading this. What the hell is wrong with me? Don't give those markers to your kid or you'll need a lot more 409 refills

(Submitted by Faust)

Markers and batteries, eh? Sounds like Tattoo Night

(Submitted by Jono)

Irony, sweet irony. Just realised I was listening to David Bowie's "I'm Afraid of Americans" when I came across this site... Or am I reading to much into that

(Submitted by farmers_wife)

So, you must have a digital camera I suspect. why don't you show us a pic of your cute little family.

(Submitted by farmwife)

hi, I am assuming you have a digital camera, why don't you give us a picture?

(Submitted by thejUdGe)

matt kriegs #1 fan is a fucking flamer that takes it up the ass from matt krieg. And the Guy who made this reciept page is a fucking loser who shops and buys useless shit for attention.I have never before seen such a pathetic display of idiocy.

(Submitted by thejUdGe)

(Submitted by polack)

Stupid people repeat themselves.

(Submitted by polack)

Stupid people repeat themselves

(Submitted by Twerp's #1 FAN)

COME BACK TWERP! WE LOVE YOU! I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AS LONG AS YOU COME BACK! WE'LL FIND RYAN HOAGE TOGETHER!

(Submitted by Agent - XJ7)

We have been closely monitoring these purchases, and it turns out that this man is actually an alien. Agent Matt Krieg will monitor any suspicious purchases further.

(Submitted by strenee)

Don't think I would list my Visa number and expiration date on the Internet.

(Submitted by vatson)

Well, now that I've spent two days browsing these receipts, would someone kindly tell me what have I proven with this?

(Submitted by billsmom)

My name is Bill and I like men.

(Submitted by weather)

This afternoon: Cloudy. A period of light snow is likely...Mainly Late this afternoon. Highs in the mid 30s. South wind 5 to 10 mph. Pop 60 percent.

(Submitted by eatme)

You guys can all suck Sam Walton's ass!

(Submitted by Keri)

definately putting a link to this off of my website... www.medei.com

(Submitted by farmerswife)

I can't believe that some of you people have nothing nice to say!!! get off this Mat Kreig thing! leave the guy alone.

(Submitted by melodee)

It's midnight and I have to go to work tomorrow yet I am STILL at this site! This is very interesting in a weird sort of way and I must say I am hooked! I will be anxiously awaiting the next receipt! By the way, how did the potty-training go? (P.S. Is there any way you can edit the comments? I would love to pass this site around but WILL NOT due to some of the language. Some people are very immature.)

(Submitted by raverchick)

Everything shining pretty brightly in your house now, huh? Right down to the kid. Good planning with the markers. A few swipes across your glasses - no more glare. Eagle Scout, right?

(Submitted by weather)

This afternoon: Mostly cloudy with scattered snow showers and Flurries. Highs in the mid 30s. Light North wind. Pop 30 percent.

(Submitted by UncleSam)

You know, I was thinking about this website and posting all these walmart reciepts to it. It seems to me, that this site could me made into a company. It has add revenue from the banners at the top just like all the other website businesses. Now to continue having content at this site, derek *has* to buy stuff at walmart. So couldn't this be merely an elaborate ploy to be able to deduct from his taxes the business expense of purchasing all these things from wal-mart? I think its time to call my accountant!

(Submitted by nomojo)

After reading Strenee's observation, I've examined this receipt very carefully, and can finds NO Visa number and expiration date. Visa numbers start with a four. Damn, and I was hoping to order something online and have it delivered to Matt Kreig!

(Submitted by Mildred Pierce)

I think your website rocks! You bought Baby Shampoo on my birthday.

(Submitted by playa Chris)

Ryan Hoage please return to your rightful spot as the manager of Wal-mart and kick this evil Matt Krieg out of your once beautiful store.

(Submitted by Silje)

baby shampoo's good for your hair

(Submitted by Grammy)

You've never purchased anything on MY birthday. I'm hurt! Very funny site. Don't let the "others" bother you!

(Submitted by Cheri)

Gave up that New Year's resolution already, huh? Back to using the Visa card.....

(Submitted by Julie)

I JUST HAD TO POINT OUT THAT HIS BABY IS NEARING 3 OR 4 YEARS OF AGE AND HE IS JUST NOW BUYING BABY SHAMPOO.... STRANGE MAN

(Submitted by Emarrow.com )

There is more to life than Wal*Mart. For details see http://www.emarrow.com

(Submitted by doug )

thejUdGe can suck chore boy's cock.

(Submitted by cmp )

Yeah, Derek ... how is the Chore Boy doing? Is he still in the two story condo with Elisha?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT DOES MATT WEAR TO WORK?

(Submitted by DARRYL MARCHETTA'S #1 FAN )

KRIEG IS THE EMBODIMENT OF ALL EVIL! DEREK, I URGE YOU TO GO TO MARCHETTA'S STORE!

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Quite true, #1... now then, round up the lizard, cat and Chore Boy so we may be off do to the Overload Marchetta's bidding... MUHWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(Submitted by Anonymous )

What do the letters on the side where the price mean? J is for Jack A** and D is for dumb?

I'd like to thank Chris Samuel and Peter Grandi for all their help in beta-testing early versions of Crack, and in Peter's case especially, for dropping me into the deep end of troff. Die, you bastard. As for Chris's major contribution, see "Scripts/plaster". 8-> For the v3.? versions of Crack, I'd like to thank Chris Myers, Randal Schwartz, Chris Lewis, and M.Maclaren. Also Brian Tompsett, for pointing me at the now infamous v3.2 bug, and for suggestions, patches, and enormous amounts of debugging information. To him should go the prize for "Most Vociferous Beta Tester Ever". For Crack v4.1, the greatest help has come from the members of the crack beta team, the most vociferous of whom are: brown@gov.llnl.ocelot, cavanaug@edu.uiuc.cogsci.lees, csx040@uk.ac.coventry.cch, dor@acl.lanl.gov, dowling@gov.ncifcrf, glad@daimi.aau.dk, kint@engr.washington.edu, korz@edu.columbia.cs.bach, morgan@edu.uky.engr, mycroft@edu.mit.ai.gnu, nelsonm@edu.orst.cs.storm, nestey@edu.colorado.denver.copper, nigelm@uk.ac.york.ohm, pcl@uk.ac.oxford.convex, phil@com.sequent, phill@com.sequent, pkh@uk.ac.nott.cs, sck@com.ibm.watson, shabby@edu.purdue.cc.mentor - especially Fred "Mr Statistics" Korz, Paul Leyland, and shabby@purdue for all the debugging info. Also a bit thanks to Michael Glad for being so helpful while we were writing a decent software interface between Crack and UFC. I also wish to acknowledge the help of Kent Landfield (moderator of comp.sources.misc) and Dan "COPS" Farmer, both of them for goading me into releasing a version of Crack with fcrypt() installed. Without them, I probably would have been too timid... Finally, my gratitude goes to my girlfriend Gilly, for her support during the bad times. You are the everything. -- INET: aem@aber.ac.uk JANET: aem@uk.ac.aber BITNET: aem%aber@ukacrl UUCP: ...!mcsun!ukc!aber!aem ARPA: aem%uk.ac.aber@nsfnet-relay.ac.u

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