Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by chalee )

.....first????

(Submitted by Freud )

2nd Poster Dance!

(Submitted by MacD )

Alas...number 3.

(Submitted by Roberta E. Lee )

Four, four, four....how many is four???? Dayummmmmmm...peanut butter comes in a SAC????? We have it in jars down here in the south.

(Submitted by chipslave )

Two bottles of baby shampoo?? And yeah... what is the deal with a sac of pb??

(Submitted by susieonprozac )

Hi everyone *smiling and waving* Wash that baby...

(Submitted by Merlin - the real one ! )

Who has used my name ! The last post concerning "soiling of robes" was not made by my fair hand, there be an impersonator amongst us ? Whilst meditating on the Moors of Dart I will attempt a vision quest to find this low life, this speck on the behind of a toad, this peice of unholy flesh and bone, and when I do the full power of this wizard will be known ! I have spoken !

(Submitted by Terry )

Roberta, I've been buying sac- fuls of peanut butter down here since I don't know when...it takes about 40 jars of jelly to make it all work out though...and speaking of smearing edibles on smooth white surfaces...Hi Dally!

(Submitted by Dally )

Terry, you were so right! That grape jelly was so much nicer than the Vick's Vapor rub, you are such a natural healer. And yes, next time let's try the SAC PNUT BTR!!

(Submitted by thoughtman )

This actually looks like a pretty wild weekend...wheee!!!!!!

(Submitted by Dandy )

Only 1 battery??? ps..Hi Alison

(Submitted by Freud )

And before I forget......Screw Mushu and the Compubank he rode in on.

(Submitted by Freud )

Chips for the ride home and mouthwash to cover it up?

(Submitted by Weymond Denson )

Hey Matt you got anyworkers you can send over here. We're having a shortage of workers here in Detroit.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Hmmmmm... I never thought of dipping chips in peanut butter before. Thanks for the idea, Der. In skimming over this receipt, I'd say somebody had the munchies.

(Submitted by Terry )

Naw, it's only been 2 weeks since he bought the POT SOIL, it takes that long to germinate the seeds...so I'm told.

(Submitted by Terry )

...not to mention, PNUT BTR and cottonmouth go together, like,...uh, er, um...what was I saying?

(Submitted by julie )

I can't believe nobody thinks the body wash is odd. Our Walmart doesn't offer that kind of service. Is that a full service body wash or one of those "do it yourself" places? Either way, at $2.97, it's a real bargain.

(Submitted by loopybird )

I just heard Derek on NPR's show "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!" He plugged his site.

(Submitted by St.Louis )

Hey, I just went to WalMart on a lark here and checked the price for these things. I couldn't find a sack of peanut butter, but they way overcharged you for the 'baby shampoo'. Use Rug Shampoo, 99 cents a bottle!

(Submitted by Kel )

Chips? What kind? Poker chips? Cow chips? Sun chips? Potato? Lip chips?

(Submitted by theburbs )

I too heard Derek on the NPR show... brace for the hits. So, $3.97 for a battery? One battery? That's either a very cheap car battery or a very expensive 9V...

(Submitted by timekiller )

I used to save receipts for tax purposes. Want to really scare yourself ? Add up all of the taxes that you pay through the year - sales tax at Walmart, McDonalds, the grocery store, Jiffy Lube, etc...... Then add the taxes paid on gasoline, telephone bills, cigarettes, etc..... Then add in your property tax, federal, city, state, local, etc...... It adds up to a BIG bunch of cash

(Submitted by timekiller )

And another thing..... if that "greeter" at the door really wanted to make my shopping experience a pleasant one, he'd get his but over to the register and ring out some of us poor saps standing in line !!

(Submitted by Weymond Denson )

I'll manage my folks anyway I see fit thank you.

(Submitted by The Immoralist )

Dandy!!! Hey Mate!! So happy you made it!! Woohoo!

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Weymond, do you give body washes at your store too? If not I think you should seriously consider it. I know after a full day of Dew drinkin',chip eatin', pnut btr sacing, and battery draining, there's nothing more refreshing than a nice in-store body wash. And it's so clever to offer baby shampooing for those shoppers with dirty children. That was good thinking!

(Submitted by Weymond Denson )

We're putting in a self serve body wash where the home appliances used to be. Ever since Home Depot opened across the street home appliances haven't sold well.

(Submitted by Mrs Campbell )

Hello. A little chafed, the bun's a bit singed, but apart from that, all OK.

(Submitted by Steve )

I have another battery theory. The "battery" purchased is in fact a four- pack of AA and is just listed as "battery".

(Submitted by Mark )

What about "Battery X" on July 15. $6.37 what kind of battery is this?

(Submitted by BooBoo )

My most recent double take: Misreading body wash as brain wash. I didn't know you could purchase that at walmart.

(Submitted by shinobu )

SAC = Sam's American Choice. Wal-Mart's house brand. He's buyin' generic, ya'll !

(Submitted by cindylouwho )

Derek, I would have battered you for much less.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL@HOTMAIL.COM )

CHIPS FOR THE FASHION SHOW PARTY! COOL! THANKS!

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Generic, huh? It was alot funnier when I thought he bought a sac of peanut butter.