Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Abi )

*First poster dance* and to think I nearly left the office - and how did you know, D that I needed the cough drops! What a God!! *skipping round in a happy circle*

(Submitted by Lisa )

Oh man, I just missed it! Oh well, 2nd posterdance!!

(Submitted by germaniac )

hey gals, look! A threesome! Uh oh, looks like Derek is under the weather. Not only does he have a cold, but he forgot how to count

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Congrats Abi! *3rd poster jig* *cough, cough* Could someone please hand me a DROP?

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Germy- you thief! Give me back my 3rd poster status, or I'll throw this THIS FACIAL TISSUE at you.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Germy, I see on the previuos page you requested a KITTY TREAT. I gave the last one to lieu. Oh lieu... do you have any of that KITTY TREAT left? If so, could you share it with our little German friend?

(Submitted by germanaic )

Chicq, perhaps we could SHARE third poster status, here *pat pat*, sit on my lap and I'll play with your hair.

(Submitted by Sam Walton )

this is my first post since stumbling upon this page, and in all of my many years of using the internet, never have i found such a page that comforts me and keeps me content in the knowledge that i am not alone in the Wal Mart universe, *hugs Derek* thank you for letting me be free in the knowledge that i too shop Wal Mart

(Submitted by germanaic )

AWWWW, Mr. Walton. Come sit on my lap, too. I'll play with your hair if you'd like.

(Submitted by lisa )

damn ya'll, this is so exciting I can't get back to work! where does the 2nd poster fit into all this?

(Submitted by germaniac )

lisa, my lap is full. you can sit at my feet, unless Mr. Walton will give up his seat.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Germy, after that comment about me sitting in your lap while you play with my hair- I can pretty much guarantee that somebody needs to give Terry some more WM P TWLs... do they make those in an 8- pack? Lisa, if you can balance, you can sit on my lap while I sit on Germy's. Uh oh, more WM P TWLs for Terry again... better just keep 'em coming.

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Lisa, those of us that have achieved perfection [aka being the first poster for a receipt] are entitled to (1) go to the head of any queue they see (2) heckle their Prime Minister/President/junta leader with impunity (3) be in the draw for some fabulous prizes. Second posters are entitled to stand three paces behind, a little one side, and watch.

(Submitted by Target )

Abi how did you do it. First post.. Do you have this screen continually re-loading on your computer. Congradulations.

(Submitted by The Count )

1 cough drop... 2 cough drops... 3 cough drops... muuwahhahahahahhahaa ... this counter card is the greatest!

(Submitted by Abi )

Target - it was just one of those spooky coincidence things.....honestly....I'm not that sad....!!

(Submitted by Merlin )

Derek, perhaps I can whip you up a potion ! Warm milk, honey, heather and a few drops of whiskey ! Ok, ok, ok then ! Warm whiskey and a few drops of milk !

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Holy Cough Drop! I can't believe Terry and lieu missed the chick stacking. Better take a snapshot for prostraterity..m'kay, Germy, Chicqa, Lisa..pout and sayyyyy "chicken leg!" *click flash..click flash*

(Submitted by Morning Dalliance )

I ain't got no president *sniff*...Damn, I wish Tony Blair could be mine...mine...mine...all MINE! I want Tony Blair to be my Junta leader..GAWD! that sounds erotic, doesn't it? Tony and I juntaing about with impunity..*look of dazzling vacancy*

(Submitted by Abi )

Morning Dal!! - I've just bubble wrapped Tony for you, to avoid any nasty bruising, - he should arrive in the next couple of days!!! happy junting....

(Submitted by Shannon )

Didja keep the 4 cents, or throw it in the bell ringers bucket on the way out?

(Submitted by lisa )

Balmain boy, I'm still watching. Can I move up now?

(Submitted by germaniac )

Well, Terry and Lieu missed the chick stacking, and my lap is falling asleep, so we're going to have to switch positions. DALLY! Tony Blair will be mine! Or perhaps...we could share??? WM P TWLs all around!

(Submitted by lieu )

i missed the layered chicks cuz i was still posting on the old receipt. hoy, some times i'm just too dumb for adjectives. butt i am curious... did derek send himself a get well card? ohhh, kinky!

(Submitted by lieu )

btw, see what happens when you spend all that time cleaning? it's just like in hospitals... they're always sooo clean butt everyone there is sick too.

(Submitted by germaniac )

that's why I prefer to be dirty, inside and out

(Submitted by lieu )

as a geologist, i actually prefer a soiled and earthy existance.

(Submitted by germaniac )

sounds like you need some POOH PANTIES

(Submitted by in lieu of briefings )

what, as opposed to poop panties? have they got pictures of tigger and christopher and piglet and pooh bear on them? gee, i like those guys and would hate to shit all over them. i guess i never considered them dependsable before...

(Submitted by Ms. Manners )

Lieu _ Where did that holiday special come from yesterday? You made me think alot and your right!

(Submitted by germaniac )

CURSE YOU BAD TYPING SKILLS! ::hanging head in shame:: I mean...POOP PANTIES. cripes.

(Submitted by in lieu of alcindor )

thanks, i guess. i don't know, actually. just the dichotomy of it all kinda struck me. btw, is that ms. manners or nanners? there is an appreciable difference, you know?

(Submitted by in lieu of alcindor, 2nd try. )

woah, that was wierd. i don't know, ms. manners (or is it nanners? there is quite an appreciable difference, you know.) i guess just the dichotomy of the whole concept kinda struck me as funny, the way an original idea can morph thru time until it only faintly resembles that which was it's original intent. guess i try not to ever take things at face value but instead reflect on just why we do the silly things considered "normal" in today's anything but normal times. potty on!

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Can I get a witness?

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Lisa, I've been waiting a very long time to move up Balmain Boy so I afraid you'll just have to wait your turn.

(Submitted by germaniac )

that's the thing about "group play" Dal, no one ever bothers to get it ORGANIZED.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

GEL! *blush* Sorry, that's been building all morning.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Y' know, I just have to say, things are really cheap in N. Dakota. Here in CA, 67 cents would only buy you about 1 DROP. Derek, if you would be so kind, I'd love to know how many DROPS you got for 67 cents.

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Now, we have to wean Germaniac off her teutonic obsessions ...hmmm...aha! I can go out on a pub crawl with Bob Hawke (Aussie PM who, as an Oxford student, became world beer-drinking champion). Abi can bring her pet blair Tony, Dally can bring her new bestest friend Senator Clinton, and Germy, you're stuck with Helmut Kohl aha hahahahahaha!! (sorry everyone, have to be cruel to be kind).

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Hello Lisa, I feel like I'm in orbit around Jupiter, the gaps in our conversation are 24 hours long *no, Hal, you can't go outside!* No one said the path to perfection was easy, all I can recommend is lock in your PC to FMWalMart, keep hitting the reload button *step away from that airlock, Hal!*, and wait for that first poster vacancy to be advertised *HAL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............

(Submitted by bunnie )

This is my first visit to your website, Derek. I tend to collect my receipts, but of course for my most important purchases, I end up losing those ones! As well, you are daring to let people know what you purchase. I bet there were some receipts you didn't scan, right? Some receipts best kept hidden? Who knows. Thanks for makin

(Submitted by Jennifer )

Okay dammit, I've lost my remote phone again. You'd think they'd, like, attach a cord or something to it so you could find it.

(Submitted by Getwellsoon )

And I won't even mention Screw Mushu and the Compubank he rode in on.

(Submitted by germaniac )

Helmut Kohl. Fantastic. What about the German Men's Olympic Swim Team? Or some big strapping construction workers or something? MUST WE ALWAYS BE IMMERSED IN POLITICS???? by the way..good morning.

(Submitted by lieu )

screw helmut kohl. my fovirite teutonic platonic is, of course, german helmut buff. he's never rubbed me the wrong way. so sorry about your phone, jeen. it's a shame you weren't born 100 years earlier because your ideas are quite stellar. might i suggest a dixie cup and string next time. this would solve your problem and they're quite cheaper to replace, although the caller i.d. doesn't work worth a damn yet. top o' the morning to the rest of ye.

(Submitted by Schultz )

A moment of silence, please, for the great Werner Klemperer...dead at 80.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

WAIT ONE MINUTE, Balmain!!!! I refuse to be stuck with Hillary..no,like,way...besides Abi has already, most graciously, bubble wrapped and Fed Ex-ed Tony Blair over to me. I am anxiously awaiting his arrival and have been faithfully doing my kleagle exercises in anticipation. I so hope he comes today!!! *giggling mischieviously*

(Submitted by in lieu of dennis thatcher )

sooo, this is dalliance's blair hitch project???

(Submitted by germaniac )

HOOOOGAAAAANNNN!! Who was the guy who pitched Hogan's Heroes and how the hell did he get the green light? "Look, we've got sitcom for a CONCENTRATION CAMP...it'll be a scream! Big cuddly nazis, getting into zany adventures with their prisoners! It's a riot!"

(Submitted by in lieu of how to win friends and influence nazis )

maybe the same guy that "whacked" bob crane in a cheap motel room a little later. looks like he got away wif a reel crime twice.

(Submitted by in lieu of homo sapiens )

you think maybe while those guys were crawling on all fours through those dark, tight, smelly tunnels scratching their way to freedom that they felt a little bit like richard gere's gerbils did? ya vohl! big smile! big smile!

(Submitted by taylor )

you maniacs, you really did it... you blew it up! dam you all, dam you all to smell...

(Submitted by Shannon )

HELP!!! I'm drifting out to sea!!!

(Submitted by germaniac )

Why oh WHY must we continue to perpetuate the stereotype that germans are into subversive sex? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to put on my POOP PANTIES and shiny my jack boots and riding crop. *snap*. If you're a naughty boy, I'll make you shout gel.

(Submitted by u 538 )

they've always been partial to subs, haven't they?

(Submitted by POOPY )

You guys are all stupid retards!!!!!!!!!!!AND I'M NOT LOLing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by in lieu of stupid retreads )

i know it's a lot to swallow, poopy, but hey, your mother was able to... there she goes out the back door, just behind al. did you hear we have a new pres? woohoo!

(Submitted by germaniac )

Not content to be simply a retard...I've always strived to also be stupid. In a perfect world, I could be ugly as well, but lets not be picky.

(Submitted by *secret spy* )

DEREK...I'm watching you! I KNOW WHAT YOU BUY @ WALMART!!! You know I should come over and you should you buy some of those old condoms @ wal-mart so we can get it on in wal-mart!!! I LOVE YOU MAN!!! see-you ~*SOON*~

(Submitted by fly on the wal )

score!

(Submitted by steve (pride of waco) martin )

oh, and waiter, enough of this old wine and condoms. bring us some fresh ones and some of those little cheese toasts i let you talk us out of.

(Submitted by JP )

ok, one more, then i'll quit...SHOUT GEL, SHOUT GEL, SHOUT GEL out loud. ok, i don't like KISS, and i don't mean to denigrate those who do, but for those of you who do, denigrate means to put down.

(Submitted by fensterhymengraben )

Ah ya! Why can't we all get along?! Just wiping up here after a big Friday nite. Btw- Free Mexican dinner at Chapala! syt

(Submitted by grim streak )

As I was saying germie, I know how ugly you are. I am the walrus.

(Submitted by einstein )

walrus=asshole

(Submitted by trim beak )

Time to go to the store Derek

(Submitted by Little Moth )

I'll be back soon, I'm getting real tired of counting ballots. Hope you are all well. Love to all...

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

So, Dally, did Tony B TURN UP??? Have the two of you spent a romantic weekend popping bubblewrap and casting spells on Ken Livingstone?? Just in case your Minister of Prime isn't there yet, go to http://www.urban75.com/Mag/bubble.html and pop all the bubblewrap you want!!

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Yes, Balmain, Tony did arrive (thanks ever so, Abi- love) but there was a little problem. I'm afraid the bubblewrap is the only thing that got popped. He kept rabbiting on about "Cherry? Cherry?" and, well, frankly, - and I know this is a bit of a shocker - but, I no longer have one. I had to send him back. It was a very disappointing weekend. I hope he makes it back okay, what with the flattened wrap and all.

(Submitted by Terence )

No cherry? You do still have the box it came in, right?

(Submitted by germaniac )

BWAhAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA

(Submitted by Terry )

Here's a tip for ya Derek, seeing as how it appears you've got a touch of nasal pharangitis...NYQUIL, the liquid, not the caplets...couple of bottles a night works wonders...

(Submitted by in lieu of east )

a migrant that sucks as a cherry picker? hmmm, must not have come from the south...

(Submitted by in lieu of pits )

i guess cherries wood, by definition, have to be stemless and seedless, right?

(Submitted by germaniac )

but they're even better when they're chocolate covered!

(Submitted by nicole brown simpson )

i beg to differ!

(Submitted by sleepless in skedaddle )

who's this maraschino chick and how does she keep growing her virginity back?

(Submitted by Gere, Dick Gere )

I can't speak for cherries but I do enjoy "smoking a nice corn-cob pipe."

(Submitted by Heinrich, the evil reindeer )

Good King Wenceslas phoned Pizza Hut with his order. Asked the attendant: "Is that the usual, Your Majesty ?" "Yes," said the King, "deep pan, crisp and even."

(Submitted by Heinrich, the evil reindeer )

Good King Wenceslas phoned Pizza Hut with his order. Asked the attendant: "Is that the usual, Your Majesty ?" "Yes," said the King, "deep pan, crisp and even."

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

The conversation in the office just went like this: "I hear Young has the big cherry".

(Submitted by Abi )

GEEEELLLLLL! phew, I needed that...sorry!

(Submitted by Abi )

GEEEELLLLLL! phew, I needed that...sorry!

(Submitted by Terry )

Multiple GEL-gasms, huh? Kewl.

(Submitted by Abi )

pass me a tissu please.....

(Submitted by in lieu of hand )

what do you mean by pass? is it up to my disgression?

(Submitted by colon powell )

i got yer tissue...

(Submitted by Dalliance )

I just love quirky animals....evil reindeer, please say you will stay.

(Submitted by platypus )

what do you want me to do?

(Submitted by BustANut )

It seems like he started out in Minnesota and started migrating to Houston (281)...maybe it means there's a seasonal thing going on with Walmart. hrmm........or maybe he's the unabomber...who knows...why would someone buy fertilizer and lots of tissue?

(Submitted by germaniac )

::digging out of the blizzard:: What did I miss? I was buried under a foot of snow here in Chicago. I need a facial tissu

(Submitted by Terry )

Don't get one from Abi...not that there's anything WRONG with it...

(Submitted by dooh! )

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(Submitted by robert downey )

*scrape, scrape* __________________________ *sniff, sniff* ummm, i could use a tissue too, please.

(Submitted by i'm excited to see all this snow! )

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(Submitted by Chiq )

I found this VOIDED ENTRY just laying around in the toaster box. Anybody want it?

(Submitted by Chiq )

And JR. apparently left his SUNGLASS behind again. Anybody know where I can find him?

(Submitted by chastity belt )

hey, that was my voided entry. who's been trying to impregnate my chad? jesse, was that you?

(Submitted by Jennifer )

Doot, do doot, do doot, doot do do doot, do doot , do doot, doot, do do doot, do doot, do doot, doot, do do doot, do doot, do doot, doot do do doooooooot...I said hey man, take a walk on the COUGH DROPS.

(Submitted by Nerd )

We've got Bush...

(Submitted by lisa )

Hey Derek, Are you OK? Why haven't you been shopping? Don't you need some cough drops or condoms?

(Submitted by in lieu of reed )

and the colored condoms said...

(Submitted by "281ite" )

did you really find a 281 or accidentally misread a 218? i live in 281 and am gonna be pissed if derek was here and didn't even call.

(Submitted by Dalliance - informaniac )

It has now been exactly a week since Derek took advantage of Wal*Mart's low, low prices.

(Submitted by Nightingale )

While, I, on the other hand, on my lunch break just now, took advantage of a gorgeous, long dark-haired, Tarzanesque man who has the flu.

(Submitted by .... )

Have Nyquil, will travel.

(Submitted by Jane )

So, that would make you who? Cheetah?

(Submitted by Limb Jockey )

No, that would make me one satisfied 'Queen of the Jungle', thank you very much.

(Submitted by Tygerlily )

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

(Submitted by Jennifer )

In the COUGH DROP, the mighty COUGH DROP, the lion sleeps tonight...awinga wack awinga wack awinga wack a FACIAL TISSU awinga wack...etc...etc.etc...I've got the flu...and George hurt my bush...

(Submitted by SuzinN.Cal )

AH!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha! *gasping and holding sides* You all are SOOO funny. I can't get over it! HOW do you come up with all this stuff? I love coming here so much! I must tell you I needed a good laugh and wow did you guys come through for me! Thanks {{group hug}}

(Submitted by Pussy )

Meeeeeeeeeeee-ow !

(Submitted by Chiq )

Jeenifer, isn't that supposed to be "aweema wap aweema wap" etc? Derek, I think I've caught your cold, could you please share your COUGH DROPS and FACIAL TISSUE with me? (just not the used facial tissue, m'kay?)

(Submitted by Lorena )

I thought it was "a weiner wack, a weiner wack..."

(Submitted by Italian Gay Man )

I thought it was "a ream a wop, a ream a wop"....

(Submitted by Merlin )

The Wizard is still here, but resting. Just wished to say "Merry Christmas Everyone" !

(Submitted by Merlin )

PS - anyone know who this "spinhead" is and there slighly suspious attachment ? Any ideas germaniac, dalliance - your the only other names I recognise !

(Submitted by president satan )

i thought it was "a teen i'll bop, a teen i'll bop".

(Submitted by unsafe sex )

wouldn't that be "a ream away, a ream away..."?

(Submitted by in lieu of walfix and mellow yellow )

hi suz. glad to see you're still out there. is your band still on the run?

(Submitted by schweeng, in lieu of schwinn )

on my first bike i had training wheels on either side so i wouldn't lose my balance and fall off. is that kinda what testicles are, training wheels for sex?

(Submitted by Dalliance )

DROP THAT PICKLE!

(Submitted by in lieu of dill )

that wouldn't be kosher, dal.

(Submitted by Dal )

oh god, I don't know what came over me....

(Submitted by susieuntilrecentlyonProzac )

I hope they didn't take Derek away again, before he had time to do his Christmas shopping.....

(Submitted by Jennifer )

She gave me her mind Then she gave me her body But it seems to me That she gave it to anybody But I made her cry And I made her scream I took her high And I curdled her cream But how was I to know that she had been there before She told me she was a virgin She was number nine, ninety- nine on the clinical list And I fell in love with the dirty little bitch She's got the COUGH DROPS Nuff sed...

(Submitted by SuzinN.Cal )

Hi In Lieu of Walfix and Mellow Yellow (and all other manner of Lieus) *smile* And yes the band plays on! Great to see you too! Hi Dal & Chiqca & Abi & everyone. Have a WONDERFUL holiday all of you!

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Poor Dally. politicians in the flesh never shape up to their image, do they? Cheer yourself up by downloading your own Tony Blair tamagochi at http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Congress/284 0/. Feed him, tell him to deliver policy statements, make him count your vote! More than you'll ever get out of Dubya!

(Submitted by melon )

do you know what ive heard? no. ive known nothing. i am lost.

(Submitted by lieu )

damn, a melon omen!

(Submitted by concerned citizen )

if'n i had sex wif a really large vagina, wood i have an orchasm?

(Submitted by Dalliance )

The Great Orcale has spoken....Let us heed his words.

(Submitted by Dally )

WOW Jen, that was, like, bitchin'....Hey Suz!!! *big hug* so great to see your name! BB- yes, thanks ever so for the Tony Tamagochi site, I'm off to it as we speak. OH! by the by, the card place said I had the incorrect number?!? Say, Balmain, would you care to heed with me?

(Submitted by Dally )

Come onnnnnn....I desperately want to heed with you...I swear I'll be quiet about it. *appealing eyes*

(Submitted by Typing is not my forte )

Sally??? that was suppose to say Dally!!

(Submitted by injustice on the coast )

not to dwell in the past but this backstabbing national disgrace still just kills me. i mean, who would have thought that our court system would allow a vote that completely disenfranchised a collective group of people. OUR voice was not heard. OUR justice was denied. WE as a group were descriminated against because of our race, there is no other interpretation. OUR perpetrator was of a different ethnic origin and he was exonerated by biased voters of the same origin. when will WE, nicole brown simpson and ron goldman, receive an affirmative action in this travesty of a court case. oh, you thought i was talking about...

(Submitted by Little Tommy Edison )

You know, they say beauty is only skin deep but I still don't think those lamps the Nazi's made were very attractive (dri wipes, counter cards).

(Submitted by Sucking a Charm's Pop )

Everything that rises, must converge.

(Submitted by Dally Lama )

I wonder why the Buddah never reincarnates as a woman?

(Submitted by in lieu of brudder )

membah? cuz den he'd be da sittah.

(Submitted by dick wong )

i wandar where de missterry man is today? i suppossed to eat flied lice wif him in pane hangar.

(Submitted by This Dude Ricky )

I just called the store this receipt came from and asked for Matt Krieg. It went something like this: MK: This is Matt, can I help you? TDR: What's up man? MK: Yes, can I help you? TDR: We still on for golf on Sunday? MK: I don't play golf sir, who is this? TDR: Are you sure? MK: Yes sir. TDR: In that case I want to complain about one of your employees taking a leak in the blender I just bought there. MK: {click} TDR: Hello?

(Submitted by A man with his pants round his ankles )

I am feeling very strange

(Submitted by raul )

hey, i know everyone is putting you down,but cheer up,just look at how many people that took the trouble to find and post a comment. have a merry christmas and i hope ypur throat get's better

(Submitted by Chiquita )

I once got a Dolly Llama for Christmas. Eventually the head fell off.

(Submitted by xq )

Did you know this site is recommended content on Backwash.com (!) - nice job!

(Submitted by Dirty Steve )

Maybe I'll start shopping at this "Wal-mart" as you call it. 67¢ seems pretty cheap for cough drops, unless he bought a two pack. I wonder if they came with a leatherette carrying case.

(Submitted by georganagelo )

what the heck is this web site about? why should i care about receipts?

(Submitted by Cubby )

why? Because we love you.

(Submitted by Jennifer )

G-E-O...O! what a dick...RGA...A? what an asshole...N-G-E-L-O...I know I left out an A, but it works better this way...COUGH DROPS

(Submitted by JP )

B B Beware

(Submitted by eric )

why? why not? Because it is there. There.....see?

(Submitted by Last Man Standing )

My goal is to go down in history as the guy with the last post on this site, so my vigil begins....I will not leave this site until it is no longer on the server.

(Submitted by Chiq )

*weeping uncontrollably*

(Submitted by MarshallBlueberry )

Derek must have a bad cough, but the question is what flavour?

(Submitted by Last Man Standing )

Chiq Don't cry dry your eye here comes your mother with those two boxes of cheapass FACIAL TISSU

(Submitted by IG88 )

What's a counter card? Does it calculate your birthday when you're too old to remember? Is it sort of like a place card at dinner parties, but for lonely people that just eat at the counter instead of messing up their table? If so, why would you need a card to tell you where to sit? Is it like a counter culture and instead of being a flat paper product it's a 3D piece of marble that defines the term "card" in its own way? Is it like a universal wild card and counts as something no matter what game it is being used for? Has this passed the point of being funny (or never reached it)?

(Submitted by Azrael Brown )

So, is the site going to crash just before midnight, due to everyone trying to get the last word in at the same time? RIP receipt site, 11/17/1996-12/16/2000

(Submitted by Last Man Standing )

The sleep deprivation is beginning to take effect, I thought I just saw a baby goat take a bite out of one of my stereo speakers. I must be going crazy because I don't even own a stereo.

(Submitted by Stew )

DON'T YOU WEIRDO'S HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TALK ABOUT SOMEBODY'S WAL- MART PURCHASE'S

(Submitted by Stew )

DON'T YOU WEIRDO'S HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TALK ABOUT SOMEBODY'S WAL- MART PURCHASE'S

(Submitted by Stewl softener )

Sure we do! We all have other hobbies besides this. Some of us like to spend our spare time turning off our caps lock, while others like to practice hitting send only once, and yet others like to just pluralize words rather than make them all possesive. If you'd spent a little more time looking through the other areas of this site you'd have noticed that the "get a life" crowd has been fairly represented over the years and has made its point clear so if your unoriginal ass has something better to do how'd you find the time to make it here in the first place?

(Submitted by Last Man Standing )

I'm caving in and going to bed now....call me a sissy if you must, but my eyes are no longer focussing and I can't feel my fingers, which represents a small problem because it prevents me from wiping the drool from my mouth. It's not like I was going to win a COUNTER CARD or something.

(Submitted by Chuck )

SISSY

(Submitted by Pimp Lover )

hmm...the BBS says the site will be taken down 'tomorrow'' - must be a magical, mysterious 'tomorrow' which is ever present, but never arrives?

(Submitted by Dalliance (The Fresh Che) )

Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow...you're only a FACIAL TISSU away!!! (is it just me or is that bit of ditty kinda erotic? ) *quivering* COUGH DROP. Chuck, I like your style, meet me in Hardware.

(Submitted by Little Moth )

Sounds like Dalliance needs a potion.

(Submitted by Zuzu )

Every time a COUGH DROPS, an angel gets its wings...

(Submitted by Zuzu Katchew )

I thought it just reach puberty

(Submitted by diderann )

I can't believe so many people have nothing better to do then look at Derek's receipts! I guess I don't either. What will Derek purchase next??? To be continued....

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

I have washed my cucumber.

(Submitted by The Fresh Che Of Fargo )

potion? forget the potion, give me the cucumber.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

And another day dawns as the Receipt Site hangs in there.

(Submitted by in lieu of bipod )

nothing beats (well, stew might) being the poster child for a well-hung site. no wonder the receipt pics are so clear... he's a human tripod!

(Submitted by rope a dope )

btw, stewl softener busted me up too.

(Submitted by being vacinated for small cox )

I just hope he doesn't show up to the Million Erect Nipple March because he could very easily shame several of us into going home early.

(Submitted by Terry )

Minnesota...that's a helluva bike ride...what kind of currency do they use over there anyway? Do they have a Dil-dough exchange?

(Submitted by cash box )

their currency is based on the helluva note but when it's time for a little change they must coin a phrase.

(Submitted by Walfix )

I hope the vaccination for small cox is oral because I'm scared to death of the needle dick.

(Submitted by Vladimir )

Do they take Czech's?

(Submitted by milosevic )

we prefer cancelled ones.

(Submitted by Chiq )

I certainly take Czechs if they are named Tomas Dvorak. *yum yum!*

(Submitted by Dumas Dvorak )

DAMN...so close.

(Submitted by Timmy Dvorak )

Was ist los?

(Submitted by A Gushy Bore )

* Don't blame me - I voted for Gore - I think. *If God meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates. *My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy president. *Don't throw away your vote . . . let Katherine Harris do it for you. *Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting. *One person, one vote (may not apply in certain States). *The election can't be broken. We just fixed it. *The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the desert for 40 years.

(Submitted by Moral Ladies Against Nipple Marches )

If God meant for us to run around butt naked we would have been...er...nevermind.

(Submitted by Noah )

If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? My guess would be that he wore a HOLE in it...

(Submitted by Jennifer )

And now, the SHAMPOO's near And so I face, the SHOWER CURTA, My friend, I'll say SHOUT GEL, I'll use MWASH, and FACIAL TISSU I've lived, a life that's ALL I've BATH SPONGE'd each, and ev'ry CHORE BOY But tore, my butt is sore, They did it THEIRRRRR WAYYYY.

(Submitted by JP )

F U M K

(Submitted by Sparky )

Jen, I must say, that's your best work yet...god bless Franzia...what a "fitting" tribute to our fearless leader...

(Submitted by Rachel )

you have a cold too?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

TRY A WARM BLANKET WITH GOOD FABRIC TO GET WARM, TO HELP YOU GET RID OF THAT COLD! FEEL BETTER HONEY!

(Submitted by facialtissue )

The darndest thing happened today...I went to Wal-Mart toi get FACIAL TISSUE and they had none!!I had to settle for toliet paper!

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

The Internet... where geeks who got beat up and not asked to the prom get to exact their revenge.