Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by STLHBKid )

I CANT BELIEVE IT, I am just a First Poster Dancing Machine! Ooh Baby Baby!

(Submitted by Jennifer )

I get no kick from SHAMPOO, Mere BODYWASH, doesn't thrill me at ALL, but I get a BELT outta MT DEW.

(Submitted by Freud )

Cool 3rd poster dance. To celebrate here is a link to an essay on walmart. http://fireboards.fool.com/Mes sage.asp?mid=14053541

(Submitted by Dally watching and learning )

STLHBKid, Dude!!!! you are rrrrrocking the house!! I gotta say I am really impressed. No kidding. You're like the Fred Astaire of the Wal*Mart Receipt Page. ULTRA PALMOL...interesting.

(Submitted by Dalliance - Wild-Eyed Southern Girl in NYC )

Man, that was one wild ride...from HEET to Ultra Palm oil in one kamakazi BOOSTERCABLE postathon. WHEW! And the Kid up there doing that "Dust My Broom Sold My Soul To The Devil Robert Johnson Butt Kickin' Steel Slidin' First Poster Dance" Thas the way I like it! YEAH! HEET HEET HEET HEET!!!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT YA WASHING? GOOD NO MORE DRI-BOTTOMS!

(Submitted by SuzinN.Cal )

Ahhhhh *sigh* many new receipts! Now I feel better. HI DAL!! *waving from across the country* !! /// Jennifer LOVE the little song.

(Submitted by Abi )

*drifting in a FADED GLO* Phew!! - wild New Year, and still recovering....great song Jennifer....

(Submitted by Coach )

ULTRA PALMOL...Ahhh, the memories...

(Submitted by Terry )

Anybody else notice that we're reliving 2000 on the main page...I personally don't care to do that again...

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Was I really gone that long... so many new receipts to read. Hey STLHBKid, way to scarf up all the 1st poster spots. Try to leave some for the rest of us next time, huh? Now, I'm very tired. If someone could just please pass me the HEET so I can take a little nap.

(Submitted by Grass Hopper )

Chiquita, follow the ancient ones path to total relaxation and focus your mind on each part of your body in turn, willing it to relax, then throw off the shackles of clothing and run through the fields, with the wind in your hair !

(Submitted by Dal )

Jen, is like the Frank Sinatra of the site. You are one cool cat, girl.

(Submitted by Starfrit )

Wow! You go to Wal Mart twice a day now! Now, that's what I call devotion for his love. Hey, $3,34 for ALL isn't bad. But how did you manage to put ALL this merchandise in your car...

(Submitted by Some Guy )

He could have gotten EVERYTHING for a dollar more

(Submitted by Jennifer )

*stomp stomp* *clap* *stomp stomp* *clap* UL-TRA, UL-TRA, PALMOL *stomp stomp* *clap* let's see Sinatra do Queen. Hi Suz, Abi-doll! Let's dance!

(Submitted by Little Moth )

====Whew--- Did I catch up with everyone???==== Where's Wilson,,, WILSON..

(Submitted by SuzinN.Cal )

daaaaaaaaaancing ..... *stomp stomp clap* *stomp stomp clap* you sure know how to get a room going Jennifer!!!// Hi Abi!

(Submitted by SuzinN.Cal )

and where is WalFix?

(Submitted by Abi )

yaaay Jennifer, rock chick sister! !! Hey Suz....*stomp stomp clap* This is fun......and where is WalFix? Terry? Boys, where are you hiding???

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Okay, Jennifer, hold the Frank and rock on with your bad self!!! Morning Snogs to Abi, Suz, Chicqa, Terry and Walfix (wherever you boys may be)! I'm still concerned about Germy..remember there was that bad snowstorm and then, no Germy. Hope she didn't get caught in a drift.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Mornin' ALL. *half-hearted stomp, stomp, clap* Still sleepy. Dal, maybe we should send some HEET to Germy to help her out of that snow drift?

(Submitted by Bob )

Yo, it's 2001 not 2000

(Submitted by Azrael Brown )

2000? Where are you seeing that? I don't see anything year 2000 on the main page...

(Submitted by A Booey )

On the main list of receipts...

(Submitted by Todd )

I find the generic soaps do just as well, could have saved a little.

(Submitted by Mr. Clean )

Derek takes his cleaning products VERY seriously...he spits in the general direction of generics...

(Submitted by jedediah tull )

In the late shopping madness Of the WalGreeter's breath Carts the mulleted loser Foreheadlong to his death He feels the Polinex vibrating Swedish fish on his brow Old toaster boxes for the dangle And the mirth, it won't stop flowing Cracks smile butt not frown, ohhh

(Submitted by emityna )

Lieu, Lieu. Where are you lieu? Perhaps stopped for a pieu pieu? Maybe stepped in dieu dieu. Hope lieu's not had a bieu bieu. I wonder if he flieu flieu. Please write when you're thrieu thrieu. Lieu.

(Submitted by Jennifer )

I guess no one wants to play no more. I'll finish my Queen then. *stomp stomp* *clap* *silence* I've paid MT DEW's, TAPE after TAPE, I've done my SHOUT GEL, but committed no HEET, and bad MWASH, I've made FISH FOOD, I've had my SAC COOKIES kicked in my DUO BELT, but ALL never GLUE...'cause we, are the CHORE BOYS, my FRAME, and we'll keep on FILM DEVELOP, til the ROLLING PIN, we are the CHORE BOYS, we are the CHORE BOYS, no time for GIFT WRAP, 'cause we are the CHORE BOYS...of WALMARRRRT. OK, I'm done.

(Submitted by in lieu of knowing )

me thinks someone's emitting good vibrations (in addition to the pollinex). im sorry, so sorry, but if'n i was to open your name to see who sent this my browser would crash. who are you???

(Submitted by in lieu of overcomming a beach head )

did you hear about the marines caught downloading ALL Xxx gay porn off the internet? they were from the ULTRA PALM too, 29 palms, ca., in fact. guess they decided to break with the traditions of landing on the beaches and not taking orders from their privates.

(Submitted by Eric Stone )

Ultra Palmolive and All. You are one clean dude!

(Submitted by Secret Agent )

ULTRA PALMOL and ALL are bomb making ingredients. Someone call Matt Krieg, quick! Scott Freeman could never handle an emergency like this. I wonder if Derek will still post from lock down.

(Submitted by johnniebravo )

just gonna try this palmol on ma hair...Treat it with respect

(Submitted by Dark )

You bloody Americans takin over us British...bloody WalMarts opening up o'er our ASDAs... I say ASDA forever! Hurrah!

(Submitted by Terry )

Kinda makes you wanna throw ALL the tea in the channel, eh Dark?

(Submitted by Abi )

Yaaay! The return of Terry...!!! Dark, you don't know what you're missing.

(Submitted by Terry )

Hey Abi-baby...I was trying to follow D's good example, but accidentally bought ULTRA PALM'OIL' instead...DAMN that stuff works good too. And I did use it ALL.

(Submitted by in lieu of royal )

if'n you liked the ultra palm oil, try the date palm oil sometime too.

(Submitted by Coach )

JP, better luck next year on that New Years resolution...how many days did ya make it?

(Submitted by Newbie )

OK, this is my first post, I'm a virgin! I'm up to about December of '97, but I had to skip to the end. Can one of you veterans please tell me when Derek stopped buying Dri-Bottoms?! It's killing me!

(Submitted by lieu )

i think it was about the same time he started buying cat litter. go figure!

(Submitted by Scarface )

Virgin??? What does being born between Sept. 17th & Halloween got to do with it ALL?

(Submitted by Harry Astbiker )

Thank you D man, for fixing the date...c'mon 2001!!!

(Submitted by RobynLouise )

Ok, so what were you doing all day that meant you had to go buy extra soap?

(Submitted by snowman )

Robyn, Big D's just ALL the man, ALL the time. There's no special reason for it ALL.

(Submitted by Toast )

C'mon, Derek, we *know* you've been back to Wal*Mart since the 6th--don't keep us hanging like this! I'm having withdrawals.....Oh no, here come the DTs!

(Submitted by susie )

After ultrapalmol everything else is just toothpaste

(Submitted by susie )

*sighs of relief* My action was nearly cancelled,but there I am,afterall. Hi Grasshopper,Little Moth, I have found a website devoted to insect recipes, don't go there....

(Submitted by Snickering Chore Boy )

Wow, my very first post. I ended up here by doing a Google "I'm feeling lucky" search for Noosha Fox... I've been stuck here since. Seeing that it's not likely I'll be able to stop myself from further exploring what I have sadly missed out on for so long would anyone be so kind as to give me a clue as to where I may order a Noosha Fox CD online? I'm pretty certain Wal*Mart would

(Submitted by Snickering Chore Boy )

wouldn't stock it that is. P.S. Have the fish gone off the Blood Worms or are they being punished for something I'm missi

(Submitted by Andre )

...yes, that's it, I'm a hankerin' for ALL! Ha ha, you thought you had beat me, but no, now I have it ALL, and you are all just receipt-posting putty in my hands!!!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by Andre )

P.S. Dally, you still keen for a bit of the ultra palm on my booster cable?

(Submitted by Dally )

Oh, sure Andre, leave me panting for ALL these months...lucky for you I still have the MAG RACK from the last receipt. Come here, little boy...

(Submitted by TheBoss )

Ah... Cleaning day was upon you!

(Submitted by hate that retard )

lieu is faggot. whoooo!

(Submitted by M3wThr33 )

Twice in one day?! You're hooked!