Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Abi )

Yippeee!!! I think I can feel something developing here.......*first poster jig!!*

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Yoo hoo! First at last! First at last! Good Dally almighty, I'm first at last! *Developing nations down the back, thank you very much*

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Rats! Cockney sparrer slipped under my guard while I waltzed around the room ...

(Submitted by :- )

....developing the fourth poster dance

(Submitted by :- )

Used up the 110 film already? And looking at the prices either a lot of pics didn't come out or there's a lot of different types and lenghts of film. Derek you gonna post the pics?

(Submitted by Andre )

Aha! Fiend! A new receipt, you thought you'd sneak it past me! I can't make any suitably cheap pedophilic comment here about "developing", so I'll just say that I'm still recovering after Dally's frank (and I must confess, rather stirring and stiffening) admission regarding her own cheesy ones. Makes one want to clean out the old cheese and do a bit of developing, eh what?

(Submitted by Andre )

Oooh, one of those moments when one realises there's someone else here other than oneself. Dear :- are you out there, or am I going to have another one of these disembodied poster experiences? Calling occupants and all that...

(Submitted by Andre )

Oo er, is that meant to happen - refresh the screen, and I get thrown back to the front page of the whole website? And no news on the new groove, I see.

(Submitted by NotAndre )

Andre, I've heard you take the cheese grater to the neck for that extra zest in your gnocci salad - true?

(Submitted by Juan Kerr )

Wow what a lot of pictures!! Asda do film developing too, here in the UK. Dell are ya going to put the snaps on the web? Got to get more tissues...

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Der, I thought you were beyond puberty... what's with all the DEVELOPING? And, anyone know who the heck Dell is?

(Submitted by Juan Kerr )

Dell is an abbreviated form of Derek, here in the UK.

(Submitted by pedophile pete )

you mean like "derelict"? ooooh, kinky! hey, i'm looking for a new groove myself...

(Submitted by pedophile repete )

me thinks dal and chiquita will likely have a hey day wif "derelict."

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

Disney's Emperor's DEVELOPING derelict Derek in the dell, the Derek in the dell, Hi-Ho the Dally-o, the Erek in the dell.

(Submitted by OJ )

Woohoo *doing first poster nig!!*

(Submitted by Ron & Nicole )

How's that verdict developing? Any news?

(Submitted by China )

I am please to announcement that we develop better trinket!

(Submitted by Dick Cheney )

There's a lot of bull in the China shop.

(Submitted by Kelly )

What the fruck are Robster Craws?

(Submitted by OJ )

Ron & Nicole: My search for your killer is really rolling right along... I'm sure I'll find him just as soon as I happen to come across a mirror on the golf course.

(Submitted by Dally )

I'm eating some candy. Speaking of which, no one answered me about my Candies shoes....so, yes or no?

(Submitted by josey )

my goal is to someday be the first poster...

(Submitted by josey )

i'd rather be here than anywhere else!! everyone on this site RULES!! it's one the highlights of my day...

(Submitted by Candy eater )

Speaking of shoes...hey Andre have you ever been to the Pierre Silber site. They have all sorts of shoes in which one can frolic! And they come in your size too!! I recommend the "Hussy" and the "Christine". Oh and they're having a sale on their thigh high boots...cheeze whiz, I bet you'd look spanky in a pair of those babies!

(Submitted by in lieu of reed )

i like your wail too, josey. remember, when posters are outlawed then only inlaws will come visit... wait... when inlaws are visiting then i only become an outlaw... no... when i... oh screw it.

(Submitted by Edgar Gutrumble )

Will someone please explain to me why women spend so much time in the bathroom. Eunice?

(Submitted by little boy )

"peter, peter, candy eater..."

(Submitted by matt krieg )

"clean-up in stall 4 please. clean-up in stall 4."

(Submitted by gretak the mean )

you tell em matt. you smoker!

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

Yeah, i'd go out with em dal, definately. I think what derek is trying to say is that he is eloping with dev. The next receipt will probably be from a las vegas walmart. right....? hmmm.....?

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

Disney's Emperor's new groove is sort of like "The rugrats in paris the movie the game" If you are gonna make a game wouldn't it be kind of nice to have rugrats in paris the movie and also rugrats in paris the game? The cost of trying to be cute, you look dumb. dumb as hell. really dumb. ( i came up with the idea and pitched it to the makers and they used it..)

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DEVELOP A NEW GROOZE AND GO TO KMART!

(Submitted by b. kaycee )

I CAN'T I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A GROOZE IS.

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

Youse need new POT SAUCER cause the plant GROOZE so big?

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

pot saucer, the perfect item to make any dish an enjoyable one. all you need is pot, tomato sauce, and the patented AB2001 pot saucerŪ

(Submitted by marshmallowtreat )

hey this is josey here...gonna start posting as marshmallowtreat cos it's cuter... :) (wishing tax here was 6.6%!!)

(Submitted by marshmallowtreat )

plus i didn't like using my real name when everyone else had aliases...

(Submitted by Kelly )

groove [1] (noun) [Middle English groof; akin to Old English grafan to dig - - more at GRAVE] First appeared 1659 1 : a long narrow channel or depression 2 a : a fixed routine : RUT b : a situation suited to one's abilities or interests : NICHE 3 : top form <a great talker when he is in the ~> 4 : the middle of the strike zone in baseball where a pitch is most easily hit <a fastball right in the ~> 5 : an enjoyable or exciting experience 6 : a pronounced enjoyable rhythm

(Submitted by Kelly )

grooze [1](noun) [NYCFASHIONGIRL for groove] :see above definition

(Submitted by Abi )

I think marshmallowtreat is very cute as a name!

(Submitted by susie )

I don't think much of this receipt, I'm going to knock it for six Watch Out Balmain Boy, *sending down a fastball right in the groove*

(Submitted by Abi )

DEVELOPING a nice spin on that ball there, susie!!

(Submitted by Dalliance )

oh, thanks, TINY, *giggle..digging candy- shod toe into ground*...joesy, I too think the marshmallowtreat name is very cute, but what makes you think these are aliases? You think perhaps, my mom set me up to be a tart by naming me Dalliance? I've wondered 'bout that. Manifest Destiny and all that....hey, wouldn't that be a cool name - Manifest Destiny! Am I rambling? Do you think I'm too Gentile? BB, you are one divine (won't say delicious since I might embarrass you) groover (see number 5 in (OED, or SOD or Websters or whencesoever that came) definition) p.s. I love that word - whence..good word, that.

(Submitted by Colin, the Humming Milk Man )

Where I work we have a milk totaliser, which helps us to keep a record of our milk consumption. Every week we count the number of bottles we have used, for our tea and coffee, nobody drinks hot chocolate here, but if we did we would use alot more. Once we have counted the number of bottles we have used we mark the amount of bottles we have used on the milk totaliser. Each week we choose different colours and patterns, so that we can tell, at a glance, how much milk we are consuming. For example the week beginning the 5th March 2001 we used 3 pints of milk!!! (for that week we used a pink felt tip pen, which PF coloured in, cos it was his turn). Each milk totaliser is an original design and was inspired by the long running popular children magazine- format programme, Blue Peter. I would suggest that anybody who uses milk in a work-based environment to copy our brilliant, yet simple, idea. Remember - The White Stuff - Are you made of it? Gotta Lotta Bottle.

(Submitted by Dally )

Thank you for sharing, Colin

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

I was just looking at all the stuff derek has bought and sold on ebay. At least 18 people have bought from or sold stuff to him and THEY ALL LEFT POSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HIM. This is weird because i like to leave a negative comment even when they send stuff right away. anyway...

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

josie, you think this isn't my real name? My parents are crazier than Dal's. plus, i really like the name josie. reconsider if you will. (*to self* gee, maybe that sounded selfish...nah.)

(Submitted by in need of a festival )

i personally prefer "manfest destiny." just a minor change butt it does enhance the slutty appeal angle. wot say?

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

From derek's own mouth "Yes, I've gotten speeding tickets, parking tickets, & moving violations in several different states." I used to look up to this guy, but now i figure out he's got a police record! My hopes and dreams for the future?--shattered! If derek cannot lead a clean life, how can I?

(Submitted by i'm an idiot, can't post under usual name or people will know i am )

For more information on how to buy matt kreig for less call (218) 233-8226

(Submitted by lieu )

c'mon now, was that necessary? me thinks jos... ummm... marshmuffintreat seems very nice. i for one wood love to have smore of her.

(Submitted by tiny jewish bad dog )

jeez. I didn't mean it like that! I forgot about the previous conversation and just didn't want to attach my name to something as obvious and lame as what i wrote. REALLY, i was not calling you an idiot Josie. it looks bad, but it really isn't. sorry

(Submitted by tiny jesuit dog )

What's up with derek's new project? Methinks he should get the FAQ working. Earlier someone metioned "whence" or something. On that topic i'd like to say that i prefer "thus" to "hence".

(Submitted by Colin, the Humming Milkman )

The Further Adventures of the Milk Totaliser: We have a milk thief!!!! Some of our milk mysteriously disappeared from the fridge. Some unknown miscreant has broken into our fridge and hijacked our milk to add to their coffee and tea (possibly hot chocolate). The unknown perpurtrator of this henious and dastardly crime was caught off guard when we ingeniously added a label to our bottles. Now the thief knows we are on to them and the despicable acts of larceny have stopped for now..... TO BE CONTINUED.... Further

(Submitted by elsie )

wot did the label say? rancid - don't use for cookies? warning - mad cow milk? mother's breast milk for baby?

(Submitted by Not Elsie )

"Precum".

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Josey, I must confess that Chiquita is my real name... what can I say, I was born in the 60's & my middle name is Sunshine Daisy. Just so you know, Derek is the only one here who doesn't use his real name. Rumor has it his real name is Duke.

(Submitted by elsie )

iiieeeuuuuu! that's only good for porn flakes.

(Submitted by lieu )

duke, duke, duke, duke of url...

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

Oh, Milkman, don't tarry with the dairy! At the end of this does Stella get her Grooze back? Or is it akin to Bridget Jones' Dairy? Is this a cottage (cheese) industry? Will there be curd- ish rebels? Which whey will it all go? And, will we see tinyjewishdog on the side of the milk carton?

(Submitted by little girl )

will you put my barrettes on the carton too? i went swimming in the ocean and lost them.

(Submitted by weng wei )

here little girl, i wondered who these belonged to.

(Submitted by Abi Cakes Biscuit-Barrel )

oohh, I like Duke, that's a very manly and a sturdy sort of name.....*sigh*

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

BGMonster, are you implying that i'm gonna be kidnapped? You would be that hatefull? Just because i comment too much? I'm offended!?! Chiquita, I AM pondering the option that you are kidding about your name. Also, I heard derek's name is "Dell" not "Duke". Also I have heard that his name is "lord of all". Neither of these have been confirmed, but i have multiple reportings of both.

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

shrieking deranged spider-monkeys! They are coming! multiple reportings!

(Submitted by h. Jones )

i am not h. jones, but neither is derek. (we are both lying)

(Submitted by HotDog )

Show me the pictures!

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

Oh, my little kosher dog (hold the onions), I was merely wondering if it would be a plot twist from Colin the one-eyed milkman. Hold your interrabangs for I don't know where the story is going. "Derek" "Dell" "Duke" -- is he possibly a multiple reporting of a multiple personality? After all, he lives in a dissociative state.

(Submitted by Mellow Yellow )

Derek is lord of all you survey here but we try not to bludgeon you with repetition.

(Submitted by marshmallowtreat )

well, i was just kind of generalizing when i said people had aliases. maybe i'll go back and forth, just to keep everyone on their toes...

(Submitted by nucumer )

does this 'lord of all' position cum with bene's? like maybe he gets a scepter or sumthin?

(Submitted by nucumer )

does this 'lord of all' position cum with bene's? like maybe he gets a scepter or sumthin?

(Submitted by josey )

there'll be a test later...

(Submitted by nucumer )

sorry - refresh envy!

(Submitted by marshmallowtreat )

how many people are at work looking nervously over their shoulder to make sure their boss isn't behind them? non-posters are so square

(Submitted by nu )

. . . or is that 'obtuse'?

(Submitted by holden a. johnson )

that would be 90% of us.

(Submitted by leviticus aintrey )

scepter? hmmm... i'd bet he'd settle for a sheep with it's vocal chords removed. anybody seen my friend ned beatty?

(Submitted by jeeter )

sheep, huh? wonder what wud 'develop' with that?

(Submitted by staff shephard )

ewe know...

(Submitted by red neckmother )

i'm looking for some wool in sheep's clothing.

(Submitted by lambskin )

do they still make sheepskin condoms? 'spose you could always use your diploma if you get into a tight spot . . .

(Submitted by joseytreat )

hey has anybody checked out the other pages derr has of receipts? just ain't got the same charm as these wally ceets

(Submitted by baaaaaa )

sure, they're ram tough.

(Submitted by joseytreat )

you know there actually is a condom.com they sell *gasp* condoms among other things bet derek doesn't scan his ceets from there

(Submitted by 'skin )

isn't it a little self defeating to order condoms via the net? "oh, yeah, baby, it'll only be 2-3 business days until fedex shows up with my order, and then we can catch that groove"

(Submitted by peckerhead )

when i was a kid i didn't mind wearing those roll-up longshore style hats on my head. now i fear they make me look like a dick.

(Submitted by andy )

i always look like a dick.

(Submitted by 'skin )

oh, cum on, peckerhead - you don't look like a dick; just be careful not to blow your top!

(Submitted by peckerhead )

only when i'm rubbed the wrong way.

(Submitted by :- )

It looks to me like the receipt programmer (there's a proud title) is telling us they sell for "less manager" Matt Krieg. Maybe he's "more friend" and "less manager." Or perhaps he's "less mana oops gotta go the boss is coming up behind me. (Don't read that as some kind of secks-shual approach on his part BTW)

(Submitted by 'skin )

what about when you're rubbed the right way? wot develops then?

(Submitted by the quicker pecker-upper )

a mountain out of a holemill.

(Submitted by :-D )

mkay.

(Submitted by Dal )

Gawd, this working thing really SUCKS!!!!

(Submitted by joseytreat )

"hey clean up in stall 3. really startin to smell in there"

(Submitted by joseytreat )

do you think somewhere there is a site run by wal-mart employees with the merchant copy receipts?

(Submitted by Chiq )

Yes Josey, m'dear. It's in the W*M parallel universe which is really hard to find & not in a very good neighborhood.

(Submitted by Chiq )

One more thing Joseytreat, have you visited Derek's "I AM" & BBS pages yet?? I haven't seen your name floating around yet & if you haven't been, you oughta join us for the fun!

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

this is the first time this happened! I came to the site, read the comments, and had NOTHING to say. This is the result. Josietreat? sounds generic. A test? over sceptors or manager prices or what? Josie... now that sounds like a good product. certainly better than the cheap off-brand kind.

(Submitted by josey )

hey i just wanted to come check in before i went out again...hope der doesn't post any new receipts!! :( anyway, i will start going by josey again. it's unanimous :) tiny jewish dog how come you had nothing to say? was matt krieg holdin a gun to your head?

(Submitted by matt krieg )

i make no money because they always sell me for less at wal-mart. always.

(Submitted by streaker )

Some of these were blurry and I couldn't read them very well, BUT, do you ever spend Cash at Wal Mart?

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

Josie, I am REALLY sorry that i keep spelling your name wrong! (especially after you mentioned it a couple reciepts back) Earlier I thought i didn't have anything to say, but i guess i was wrong. That is usually what happens when i think. I would hardly say that it was unanimous, mostly just me making a pain in the ass of myself. I hope you forgive me, my marshmallowtreat.

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

I would cast my lot with joseytreat, myself, which is sweet without suggesting fluff. Although there's a lot to be said for a fluffer.

(Submitted by joseytreat )

hey i know what a fluffer is

(Submitted by joseytreat )

i feel bad for streaker up there...he don't get it

(Submitted by joseytreat )

well good night all yous... (btw when i was scrolling down to read the recent posts i thought it said tiny jewish GOD)

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

And now "tiny jewish GOD morning," sweet joseytreat. Snap, crackle, and "sparkle, Neely, sparkle!" In keeping with the ceet, your name's DEVELOPING. My sream of consciousness has many tributaries.

(Submitted by joseytreat )

morning everyone...no one asked the disney emperor if he wanted his new groove to be shared with the world

(Submitted by joseytreat )

i was fine with the old groove...if it ain't broke don't fix it

(Submitted by Where the Boys Aren't )

where's Terry? where's lieu? where's Andre? where's Balmain? okay, who kipnapped the boyz? BigGayMonster, you little rascal, you aren't up to any tricks, are ya?

(Submitted by Cakes )

OMG - not kidnapped....we'd better ask Colin to start collecting milk cartons....has anyone tried the barrette......??

(Submitted by lieu in peru )

*crackle crackle* "we're on a plane in the *crackle* peruvian jungle where we hope to share the missionary position with the natives. *crackle* will keep you posted. over and *blam blam blam...*

(Submitted by joseytreat )

do you think that if derek was unable to buy anything at wal-mart then he would rob them for a receipt to scan? hey anything for the fans

(Submitted by joseytreat )

*whistle* lieu *whistle* come back to us those natives have malaria

(Submitted by susie )

And they won't walk when they're playing cricket, Balmain....... Come back and play with us in the toaster box while we wait for the next receipt, I hope it has some food

(Submitted by :- )

Maybe Derek could root through the trash at Wal*Mart or search the parking lot for more reciepts to post... Or we could all send OUR reciepts to him for posting here...

(Submitted by joseytreat )

that's a great idea :-)! we could all send in wal-mart ceets from where we all live then we could have a manager ceet-off

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Hey Susie!, how's the cheese?

(Submitted by lieu )

susie, i was listening to some kid from wisconsin on npr the other day. he'd started a movement among his classmates to go casual to the prom and donate the money they would have spent on tux rentals and dress purchases to either ms or cystic fibrosis research. what a freaking 17 year old stud!

(Submitted by susie )

That's very interesting, Lieu, but could someone just tell me WHERE THE HECK IS WISCONSIN

(Submitted by joseytreat )

wisconsin is in wisconsin

(Submitted by in lieu of alfred einstein )

did i spell it wrong or are you not from there? my apologies.

(Submitted by Chiq )

I hear Winconsin is the biggest producer of nanners in the whole world.

(Submitted by joseytreat )

yeah you know how they have those hot dogs with cheese inside wisconsin has bananas with cheese inside

(Submitted by :- )

maybe they could all go to prom naked and donate even more money...

(Submitted by ;-D )

suits me.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Josey, that's not cheese inside those nanners...

(Submitted by morgan )

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought I had issues! Its kinda ...stangley....a little...neat though WEIRD!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!! !!! !! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by joseytreat )

gotta go brush my teeth

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

susie, wisconsin is in peru. It is a small river that runs through the region of kansas which is twenty miles from a more-known region named Maryland. It's president is a man by the name of Oregon Maine and the prime minister is Virginia Florida. They are well known for the production of textiles, which they sell to the african kingdom of Alaska.

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

I see you found the i am site, josie. Very good, see you there my marshmallowtreat. *s*

(Submitted by tinny sounding jewish dog )

that was all ten states, right?

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog deep in thought )

*i am* realizing how anti jew my name sounds, but i am not meaning it that way! Maybe a should change my name to mallowmarshtreat. People might think i'm unoriginal, though. My name was supposed to be amusing while incorporating the fact of being jewish, but it sounds derogatory. hmmm

(Submitted by joseytreat )

my cat shuts up when i tell her to but then she just starts meowing again

(Submitted by joseytreat )

i'm thinking about changing my name to tiny jewish god

(Submitted by joseytreat )

just kiddin' :)

(Submitted by joseytreat )

night yall see ya tomorry

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

GROOVE. OK GROOVE, I MEANT GROOVE. I WROTE THAT AT 2 IN THE MORNING, EXCUSE ME.

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Big chocolate Easter bunnies on me! Bought a cuppla cartons worth - all marked down about 75% - lets see W*M pull off a stunt like that!

(Submitted by cheesehead )

Hey there! as a cheesehead myself, i'm fairly used to taking abuse about the state i live in (usually confusion, but sometimes disarray, once it was even suspended animation, but i think that was just the 'shrooms). i just wanted everyone to know that 'Wisconsin' is actually the place whereof chicago is actually a suburb. i know many confuse us with other fine states such as MI, MN, IN, and IA, but we tend to be a pretty stubborn, proud crowd and often get our cheddar up when our fine state gets dis'ed. Go Brewers!

(Submitted by Kelly )

NYCFASHIONGIRL... You know, you're cute when you're angry. Meow.

(Submitted by lieu )

i ate some cheese once. it tasted like... chicken.

(Submitted by joseytreat )

i had some chicken once. it tasted like...lieu.

(Submitted by ;-D )

wanna go on a picnic little girl?

(Submitted by :- )

I'm hungry now. I could go for some chicken-fried lieu with cheese and a side of chocolate Easter Bunnies and marshmallow treats all served on a plant saucer. If I had that I'd take a picture of it using a 110 camera and get it developed at Wal*Mart.

(Submitted by joseytreat )

you forgot to mention the chiquita banana puddin

(Submitted by gator mclusky )

is that anything like shakey puddin?

(Submitted by joseytreat )

no it's like hastey pudding

(Submitted by :- )

Remember Shakey's Pizza? singing along with the bouncing ball...aaah those were the days.

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

Aaaah of a Thousand Days? Her position was little shaky, too, and some say Henry was hasty.

(Submitted by realiaty )

you are a looser please get a life

(Submitted by joseytreat )

you hear that we're looser people that's right ANYTHING goes

(Submitted by joseytreat )

if we are LOSERS at least we can SPELL

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog (in a good way) )

i had not known that there were loose girls here, but it is good to know... i think chicken-fried lieu would leave a bad taste in my mouth. (did i mention that "I fucking hate chicken"?) How great of an accomplishment is it to be able to spell "loser"?

(Submitted by tiny confused jewish dog )

rude again? I mean, i'm sure that not only can u spell easy words, josie, i imagine you can spell hard words too. As you can see i like to stick to small words.

(Submitted by twang )

they say small words for a small mind, ya know?

(Submitted by joseytreat )

hey jewish god don't be confused...i am well aware that sarcasm and implications can be lost in the written word

(Submitted by joseytreat )

i can order a biggie word from wendy's: antidisestablishmentarianism

(Submitted by Dally )

A log may float in a river, but that does not a crocodile make. Sounds like we have another "floater" amongst us. *nodding head knowingly*

(Submitted by Tiny JewDog )

???

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

A log floats in the toilet, too. What does that make?

(Submitted by Andre )

*pant pant pant* goddang I can't get this frikn cheese grater to work, must be cause I can't see under the stained coffee table glass, all I seem to be able to get is a bit of cream and some Albanian sausage. Do you make deliveries, Colin?

(Submitted by Chuck A. Duck )

My coitus interruptus won't come back.

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

ahh...good.

(Submitted by Dally )

tiny, i was referring to realiaty and making what's known as a "double entrentre" there, dude. whoa.

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

can't help but say this. It is more commonly known as a "double entendre". whoa. (i am actually unaware of what is meant by the term floater)

(Submitted by tiny unkosher dog = timmy! )

butt you surely understand stinker, asspal!

(Submitted by tiny jewish dog )

*long sigh* I saw it when you posted it the first time, retard, and it is still just as dumb.

(Submitted by devilsforthecup )

if you read this comment you are seriously bored

(Submitted by Abby )

God Darek got enough pictures of naked women geese quit cheeting!

(Submitted by tigger )

iT's mY bIrThDaY tOdAy!