Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by UKBankerBoy )

1st poster dance! And here I am back from the future. Errr Derek what happened to the date there?

(Submitted by Derek D Sysop )

Oops, but I'm too lazy to try and fix it now. It's nearing 100 degrees outside, the humidity is horrible, and my air conditioner is struggling to keep up. I had trouble sleeping due to the heat last night, and when it's hot like this I get cranky anyways. Grrrr.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

OH MY GOD! THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT DAY! I GOT 3RD PLACE, PLUS I FOUND OUT THE ANSWER TO MY UNDYING QUESTION, "BOXERS OR BREIFS?" BOXERS! HOORAY! I WAS GETTING SCRARED THERE FOR A MIN, I SAW A LOT OF GIRL BRIEFS BEING BOUGHT. AND THAT'S GOOD, THAT DEREK IS ONE OF THOSE MANLY MEN, NOW, I THINK, CAUSE I MEAN WHEN GUYS USUALLY RIDE BIKE THEY WEAR THOSE TIGHT ASS SHORTS AND I DON'T REALLY LIKE THAT LOOK FOR GUYS. OK, GOOD DOING DEREK, KEEP UP THE GOOD SHOPPING! BYE!

(Submitted by colon )

wipe 'r refill... that is the question.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Derek, please take me for a ride around the block on your new BIKE... I wanna sit on the handle bars. *wheeeeeeeeee* We gotta get you some of those multi- colored streamer thingies for the handle bars like Terry has on his bike.

(Submitted by lieu )

doesn't bike make athletic supporters? is $124.85 the value of your family jewels?

(Submitted by Derek D Sysop )

You all may rejoice - I've fixed the date.

(Submitted by Do do do, da da da )

I guess the kid grew up, not using those Dri-bottoms anymore huh?

(Submitted by walmart worker )

did you steal this recept because it has 7012 for the last 4 numbers of your credit card and it is the only one i can find like it?