Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by UKBankerBoy )

1st poster dance! Derek did you really charge $8.48?

(Submitted by Kate )

Second post again.....the novelty is starting to wear off.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

OK, 3 GOES INTO 6 AND I AM 3RD PLACE... YUP I GUESS SO.

(Submitted by Chiq )

UKBB- You're not from around here, so let me fill you in. We have something here called a Visa "check card," which looks like a credit card, but it's actually just a card that automatically debits from your checking account. So my guess is that Derek's not "charging" these Visa purchases, but they are merely being deducted from his bank account via the "Visa check card." Oh, and Derek, do sumpthin about that TC# before the W*M powers start sending you emails again.

(Submitted by susie )

I like to charge with the boostercable....

(Submitted by Derek D Sysop )

Dammit....I've been bad about this lately -- this is the SECOND time I missed blurring it. It should be fixed now -- now it's time for my spankings!

(Submitted by Gabrielle )

Spankings? So you're into that, are you? And what's the tape for? Jeez, tape....spankings.....what's next, handcuffs?

(Submitted by Huh? )

Oh I am just giddy!!! I am downright capricious and silly at the thought of so much tape! Weeeeeeee, wrap me up and send me as a present! TAPE! TAPE! TAPE!

(Submitted by Alex Trebek )

Tonight's category: Tape.

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

I will take the $100 category please, Vanna. How wide is the parity bit on 8mm tape?

(Submitted by vanna )

i don't know. i try not to bite.

(Submitted by Famous Scientist )

CRO2 tape has been shown to cause premature emasculation during hand-held video encounters.

(Submitted by Timmy! )

I adore Famous Anus cookies. Yummy!

(Submitted by the_germaniac )

Well, I had to stop in, since we're talking about spanking and handcuffs and emasculation and rolls of tape and biting and all that.

(Submitted by north arrow )

germey! sorry to point butt we're just excited to see you.

(Submitted by menage a trois )

want to split a 6?

(Submitted by cs&n )

if you can't clean with the one you love then, honey, love the one you whiff...

(Submitted by timmy! )

i always light a match in the bathroom. i like to call it aroma therapy.

(Submitted by Monty )

Isn't it awfully nice to have a...

(Submitted by Monty Joe Bob )

Nuthin' could be finer than to be in her... in the mooornin'.

(Submitted by Wal*Fixture )

You're right. A 12 pack would have been too many.

(Submitted by CARP )

I'd like 1/4 pound of PRECUT CHEESE, please.

(Submitted by Huh? )

Oh joy! Oh happiness! I've finally decided -- I'm going to cash my tax rebate check and buy some tape! And in 6- packs no less! Anybody up for some tape fun???!!!

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Hey Huh?, TAPE this B9TR validation to my BOX, please. Ahhh, that's much better.

(Submitted by Is it hard being that gay? )

I kinda like those Amos cookies. All i'm saying is, don't you have to be gay to be constantly saying gay things and thinking about gay things? So their.

(Submitted by Huh? )

Oh Chiqca, I'm sure Terry would rather do THAT!!!

(Submitted by Cowardly Lion )

... spankings and handcuffs and tape... OH MY!!

(Submitted by Alex Trebek )

Tonight's category: Gay Things

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey Chiq - I'd heard that Nads are gentler than tape on ones box.....I'd hate for it to hurt.

(Submitted by Hickory )

I'll take lieu for 300

(Submitted by Chiqca )

You're right Cakes, Nads is much gentler. But we've got this surplus of TAPE just lying around, so I thought I might as well help to use it up. But you're right about it being painful... and nobody like a painful BOX. And Huh?, I'd be happy to ask for Terry's help, but he's not here right now... probably out zipping around on his bicycle somewhere.

(Submitted by lieu )

you're right, chiq. the man of the cloth is off playing beach blanket bingo. were he here, i'm sure he'd offer to provide advice regarding placement of said tape/nads in your hair raising topiary experiment. seems like the hardest part of your quest would be actually removing the tape once it's in place. suggestion: did you ever tie a string around a baby tooth and wrap the other end around a door?

(Submitted by bob dylan )

now that wood be knocking on heaven's door.

(Submitted by fly swatter )

sorry everybody but this guy is such a pest! i'll be brief... jeremy, you're the only one talking about gay shit so you tell us if you have to be gay to constantly talk about gay things. me thinks you just hit the dick on the head. and why dont you cut all the negativity? this site flows along rather nicely and then boom!, you completely disrupt it with a big skid mark. you're like a one man chat room with nobody responding. hear the echo, bunnyman?

(Submitted by Huh? )

Testify! ..er, brother?

(Submitted by Alex Trebek )

Today's category: PMS.

(Submitted by Princess Charles )

What are the heads of state called in Great Brittain?

(Submitted by susie )

Melons.

(Submitted by ... _ _ ... )

*whoosh*

(Submitted by crayola )

"...and the colored girls go do de do..."

(Submitted by lieu )

hi susie. how's our leader of the wisconsin pack?

(Submitted by Well, I have to disagree, surely these comments attributed to me, but written by some "anonymous" queer surely would be considered "gay" )

(Submitted by Timmy! ) I adore Famous Anus cookies. Yummy! ; (Submitted by Timmy! ) I did that once when I had a nervous dick in my eye. ; I am Rip Torn ,Timmy's butthole ;I am looking for some closure. ,timmy's butt ; (Submitted by Timmy ) She's right, he does have a small penis. My ass didn't even hurt. ; <><><><> These are just the most gay ones, and honestly, i grow tired of seeing so much gayness when i read the comments here, so maybe I'M not the one who should quit posting.

(Submitted by Mikey from yonder corner )

There is this lady at the city market and she always has the hugest, nicest looking melons of anyone there. But you never can know for sure, so you have to smell them and squeeze them just to make sure they will be pleasant to the tongue.

(Submitted by Trotter )

Wow, I feel much more stupid than I already was for coming to this site. G-A-Y

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Well well; The Great Tamponi has fallen off his horse again; Fergie parades her daughters before the press in bikinis, Phil the Greek thinks only supermodels can fit into spacesuits, and the only sane member of the Royal Family just turned 101. And as that socialist MP asked every year when the Civil List was debated, "What is Princess Margaret for, exactly?"

(Submitted by susie )

Well maybe for expressly annoying the Aussies? Hi Lieu.Hi BB.

(Submitted by Abi )

Up the revolution - heads on pikestaffs outside the palace!......that's what we want.....!! BTW BB, Princess Margaret's there for passing 'round the G & T's.....I think. Good morning Susie, BB, lieu, Chiq, HAB, Derek and anyone else out there.

(Submitted by Late for Work )

Femme la cherche, ma belle Suzette! Oo est la chemise, mon chere? I asked you to bleedin' iron it an hour ago

(Submitted by Sam )

No shirt? No shoes? No service.

(Submitted by Terry )

I don't know 'bout up there, but down here in th' south, a 4 with a 6 PK is a 10 any day of the week in my book. And boy, have we got a DROVE of 4's...anyhoo, Chiq's, I'd LOVE to do the sticky TAPE thing with you sometime, and I promise to go easy on the BOX....Mornin' Abs, sus, everybody.

(Submitted by Habib )

Is it just me, or does anybody else find it creepy when a chick "looks up" at you when she's giving you a blowjob?

(Submitted by Abi )

can't help you there Habib.

(Submitted by Huh? )

Just tape your eyes shut, Habib! Or better yet, tape her eyes shut! FUN FUN FUN!! Fun with tape!

(Submitted by Chiq )

Habib, I think you should just be happy as long as her name's not Lorena (although that bastard John got exactly what he deserved... Not even a 6PK of TAPE could make that permanently mushy nanner work again).

(Submitted by in lieu of reed )

yeah, habib. especially when she appears surprised to see it's you.

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(Submitted by A. Tach )

How come my tape smells like old horse?

(Submitted by International Velvet )

that's funny, 'cos my horse smells like old tape.....

(Submitted by caesar saladus )

6 pk tape? is that for your abs?

(Submitted by the hoarse wisperer )

now canter... lope... hmmm, i'm hungry.

(Submitted by Confuse Us )

Today's tape may be yesterday's "Failed To Qualify".

(Submitted by Frenchman )

Horsemeat? Oooh la la!

(Submitted by Abs )

It's for ME!!! I knew it........!!! Tape me up, baby!

(Submitted by Habib )

Ummm, just a suggestion D...apply the tape ACROSS the eyes, rather than up and down. Trust me, it's REALLY creepy when they look up with no eyebrows...

(Submitted by Abi )

Habib, you're scaring me....

(Submitted by Habib )

I was just taking Huh?'s advice...she just forgot to mention to tape over the mouth when removing the eye tape...y'know, to muffle the screams. Plus, it keeps her from trying to kiss you afterwards. I mean, that's what foreheads are for...

(Submitted by lieu )

forehead... is that anything like foreplay? wow, there's more?

(Submitted by Alex Trebek )

** smoothing hair into place, looking wisely over glasses at adoring audience*** Today's category: Kinky Sex Habits. Habib, you're in the lead.

(Submitted by Jeffrey Dalhmer )

Do you have a child's menu?

(Submitted by Habib )

Boy, that didn't last very long...

(Submitted by Huh? )

QUICK! Everybody hide! Maybe he'll go away.... shhhhhhh.....

(Submitted by Inspector )

Now that's a redwood if I ever saw one.

(Submitted by susietoft )

Did the Beachboys know they were hitting the absolute heights when they did Do It Again? *still hitting the Tequila with the headphones on*Is there anyone out there listening to me? Melon I love you, yes I am sad and I need to get a life

(Submitted by BeachBoy )

Help me Susie, help help me Susie, Help me Susie, help help me Susie, Help me Susie, help help me Susie, Help me Susie, help help me Susie, Help me Susie, help help me Susie, Help me Susie, help help me Susie, Help me get her yeah! get her outta my heart!

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

"This is a personal victory, and it's a personal victory for us all." PETER HILLS (Daily Star). "At the age of nine she [ballerina Alina Cojocaru] was born to dance." NICHOLAS GLASS, Channel 4. "[Heather Mills] had her career cut short when she lost part of a leg..." ROSIE MILLARD, BBC News. "Is this an isolated incident, or is it just a one- off?" JOHN SHIRES, Yorkshire TV.

(Submitted by Abi )

BB - have you been reading Private Eye again??

(Submitted by newboy )

With Walmart selling managers for less I'm surprised Matt Krieg hasn't been snapped up yet

(Submitted by lieu )

career cut short? more like her height...

(Submitted by requiring mimes want to know )

what's private eye... a conservative gay publication?

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Abi - revealing my sources again!!! Private Eye (www.private-eye.co.uk), a British satirical magazine going since the early 60's (started by Peter Cook); the original and best.

(Submitted by Abi )

Only to show what impeccable taste you have BB.

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Sparkl 8rol for spankings! So healthy it shines!

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

habib. try using a very hungry, de-fanged snake as a condom. She will love you for it.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

*giggling like school girl* I'll have Bea Arthur for 200, Alex.