Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by BB )

*One minute's silence*

(Submitted by El Mikey )

*another moment of silence*

(Submitted by Uncle Sam )

come on derek, ask matt krieg about his specials 'under the counter'! how about a few dozen ak45's, a couple of SAMs and a troop carrier? rise up and fight! friends of walmark against terrorists!

(Submitted by Abi )

*joining in the minute's silence*

(Submitted by susie )

Silence and thinking about Jeremy Glick who struggled with the terrorists on the Pittsbugh plane.

(Submitted by Huh? )

Giving in to hate only makes us more like them.

(Submitted by Huh? )

<< giving in to the moment >> Hey Derek, whatcha wearing under there?

(Submitted by Huh? )

<< giggle >> I just made you say underwear!

(Submitted by Huh? )

<< smiling sheepishly >> Pathetic... I know, but it's the best I can do this early in the morning in a week like this week.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

*American flag waving out of my back pocket* Hey, y'all, I'm packing up this care package for ALL in NYC & D.C. So far, I've got a couple WHITE GLOBs, a 40WTBULB, several SPARKLE 8ROLs, a COW TALE, a case of MT DEW, a few BUTTERFINGERs and of course, several dozen nanners. Can y'all think of anything else we should put in?

(Submitted by Huh? )

Tape! Tape! In the name of humanity and all that is righteous, DON'T FORGET THE TAPE!! (in a six pack, please)

(Submitted by Huh? )

And how 'bout some Wal-Mart pencils, too? The ones with the smiley faces.

(Submitted by l. )

*silently adding blood, charitable donation and undying support* god bless.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Hmmm, I could take this to W*M and cash it, but I think instead... *tossing tax rebate check into the care package*

(Submitted by okay, i'll try... )

undervest? did wal*mart match $4.96 of your ira contribution?

(Submitted by VISA )

I am so disappointed that he paid with cash. VISA is everywhere and accepted in more places than American Express and Mastercard. This receipt is lifeless -- no APPROVAL, TRANS ID, no VALIDATION, no PAYMENT SERVICE!!!

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #2 Fan )

The only saving grace to this receipt is MATT KRIEG!! MATT KRIEG SELLS FOR LESS! MATT KRIEG IS #1 IN CUSTOMER SATISATION!! Forget Darryl Marchetta, MATT KRIEG ROCKS!!!!

(Submitted by Mikey )

I hadn't even looked at what he bought! I've never heard of an undervest. It is good to see all the blood that's been donated, all the volunteers to remove rubble there is, and how many millions of dollars have been donated by both companies and regular people.

(Submitted by Huh? )

This is a great place to donate: https://www.uwnyc.com/epledge/ sept11.cfm

(Submitted by Huh? )

Use your VISA, VISA!

(Submitted by Huh? )

Try this instead, I accidentally put a space in before sept. https://www.uwnyc.com/epledge/ sept11.cfm

(Submitted by Huh? )

dammit! https://www.uwnyc.com/epledge/ sept11.cfm

(Submitted by lol, D's program does that on purpose )

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(Submitted by lieu )

we could use a lot of that right now.

(Submitted by Labrador Retriever )

If everyone were only as nice as me (wag, wag). My owner put an UNDERVEST on me once and took pictures. It was so humiliating.

(Submitted by SpookTheHamster )

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(Submitted by Roseanne Roseanna Danna )

What's this I read above about "deciduous people causing harm" ? Does that refere to people who are unsuccessful in retaining possession of their hair and are mad about it?

(Submitted by Huh? )

Is there an echo in here?

(Submitted by Roseanne Roseanna Danna )

And what about those desidious people causing harm? I mean, how can you cause harm if you're sitting idle or just plain lazy?

(Submitted by Roseanne Roseanna Danna )

It just goes to show ya, IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.

(Submitted by Lapiz y cabaort )

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(Submitted by POJ )

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(Submitted by Porky )

Just say NO to ham.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

US NEW YOKERS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by lieu )

phew. glad to see you're okay, kiddo.

(Submitted by Dave )

An undervest? *whistles* Oh, let's all see Derek in that babey.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

"And now, the lovely Derek with what every smartly dressed man will sure to want to have this year... the Wal- Mart undervest!"

(Submitted by Me )

But the question remains....WHAT IS AN UNDERVEST?!?!?

(Submitted by TRU )

This is why this type of site is importent. You can see how the mood of the country changed on Sept 11, 2001. This is April 8, 2002 and it weild the read before and after