Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by spitz )

woo hoo fist poster dance whats up with the toper hat???

(Submitted by whither )

what are the odds? ::builds a snowman with toddler snow::

(Submitted by whither )

what are the odds? ::builds a snowman with toddler snow::

(Submitted by Cakes )

This is more like it *putting on TRAPPER HAT* and running out to play in the TODDLER SNOW - wahaay - who wants to play snowballs with me??

(Submitted by Deliberately Being Difficult )

funny ... most of the snow I've ever met could fly before it could walk! Never went thru the toddler stage ...

(Submitted by Throws Red Cape Over Shoulder )

... creeping up out of the gloom .. throws a curve ball *ker-PHLUT!* Abi always underestimated the Spanish Inquisition!

(Submitted by natalie )

I think that you are a loser. You suck.

(Submitted by BB )

My dear Nattie (I can call you Nattie, can't I? It has *winner* written all over it).. how right you are. Still at work, typing my heart out to the faceless millions, and still they reject me .. an iron door. A file. One day I shall be free.

(Submitted by Cakes )

*throwing a snowball at Nattie* Here, suck this!

(Submitted by lieu )

::determined to, from this day forward, bid 'em bon voyage before i flush my natalies:: snowball? cakes, did you say snowball? you are aware of shrinkage, right?

(Submitted by lieu )

trapper hat? what, is that one of those camo condoms?

(Submitted by Cakes )

ok lieu, keep your long johns on....!

(Submitted by in lieu of beavis )

heh heh heh, you said "long johnson". heh heh heh.

(Submitted by Blushing Cakes )

oops did I let the "cat" out of the bag....?

(Submitted by lieu )

::sprinkling catnip on long johnson:: here kitty...

(Submitted by Chiq )

Hey Cakes, nice shot with that snowball. Nat never knew what hit her. But Darryl Marchetta's giving you the evil eye now... I think you're in trouble.

(Submitted by Cakes )

Be careful with that catnip lieu, I hear it drives Darryl just WILD....!! Hey back Chiq, do you want to put on the other TRAPPER HAT, then we'll look like PRSONNA TWINS!!!

(Submitted by Stoned )

COOOOOOOL Man! Do the Dew while playing in the toddler snow wearing two trapper hats. Like, I had a wild dream like that once.... I think....

(Submitted by lieu )

my eye's all red today, although i couldn't tell until i climbed up on my dresser with the large mirror, pulled my pants down to my ankles, put my head between my knees and casually spread my butt cheeks apart. nope, visine ain't gonna help.

(Submitted by Chiq )

*donning 2nd TRAPPER HAT* Dang Cakes, we look hot & I've always wanted to be a TWIN!

(Submitted by Cakes )

*twirling 'round being twinny with Chiq*.........BTW - lieu, that was revolting...!

(Submitted by dragonzgaze )

Oh My God, who the hell is darryl marchetta????? have they gotten rid of matt krieg, but matt was the best wal-mart manager on the face of this planet, how could they??? i need to see my therapist now. saying hey to all, *dodging the toddler snowballs* what is a trapper hat anyhow, is that something that a trapper would wear, does it have a tail???

(Submitted by lieu )

that actually came from an insurance report we read at my friend's father's agency years ago. some guy was checking his "hems" this way and fell off his dresser and broke his neck. he was trying to file a claim butt i think he should have been compensated for his stupidity alone. ::wink wink::

(Submitted by Cakes )

lieu, that's hilarious, and there was me thinking you were a secret gymnast....! Hey to gaze, I had visions of my TRAPPER HAT being the kind with ear flaps...

(Submitted by Jose )

A trapper hat? Exactly what it sounds like. A fur hat, oftentimes with those weird looking flappy things over your ears. Sometimes with racoon tails. Sometimes used for halloween costumes, but usually just to keep you warm in cold weather like you might have up North in whatever city Derek lives in now. Do yours have the funny earflaps Derek?

(Submitted by lieu )

those aren't earflaps... they're "love handles".

(Submitted by Paige )

you rock, my friend.

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #2 Fan )

ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME -- DARRYL MARCHETTA???!!!! DEREK, WHY THIS STORE??? WE ALL KNOW THAT MATT KRIEG IS THE #1 WAL-MART MANAGER IN THE ENTIRE GALACTIC UNIVERSE! NO OTHER MANAGER COMPARES TO MATT KRIEG AND THIS DARRYL MARCHETTA "MANAGER" (AND I USE THAT TERM LOOSELY) ONLY PRETENDS TO KNOW WHAT MATT KNOWS AND PREACHES: THAT WAL- MART IS #1 IN CUSTOMER SERVICE! WAL-MART IS #1 IN VALUE AND MATT KRIEG IS THE LEADER OF THE FREE SHOPPING WORLD. I AM JUST CERTAIN THAT THE DISPLAY FOR THE TRAPPER HATS WAS UNKEMPT AND UNTIDY. MATT KRIEG'S TRAPPER HAT DISPLAY RULES THE HAT WORLD!!!! THREE CHEERS FOR MATT KRIEG! DOWN WITH DARRYL MARCHETTA!!!!!

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #2 Fan )

AND I'LL BET THAT IT WAS DARRYL MARCHETTA WHO FILED THAT INSURANCE REPORT AND LIEU'S FRIEND'S FATHER'S AGENCY.

(Submitted by Darryl M )

My dear subjects, Matt wasn't too well today (something about a snowball hitting him in the hems), so of course I stepped up to the plate and am now managing TWO stores at once - and from a random survey of checkout-chicks, Shannon Koch rates customer service today at 109% above the average. Mr Krieg is hereby assigned to flattening out the cardboard boxes in the storeroom...

(Submitted by Joe Blow )

You people need to get a life!!!

(Submitted by kane )

man if i wasnt high this would be the fucking dumbest page ive seen

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DARRYL AND DEREK WHAT U GOING TO TRAP WITH A TRAPPER HAT?

(Submitted by BB )

*open the red book* Joe Blow, this is your life! You were born at a very early age, to Sheree and Jebediah Blow, who are currently assisting police with their enquiries. You went to reform school, where you majored in Safe- Cracking and Junior Extortion. Unfortunately, none of your teachers were willing to come out of the witness protection program to be here tonight. You married your childhood sweetheart, Helga, and settled down at the West Memphis Trailer Park, to raise your three step-children, Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail. We tried to contact them to be on the show tonight, but they didn’t leave any forwarding address. You always wanted to help people, and you have found your perfect job, dealing with people, answering their needs every minute of your working day – principally by asking the question “you want fries with that?”. Joe Blow, This Is Your Life!

(Submitted by Cakes )

Too funny BB!!! *rolling around on the floor clutching my ear flaps*!!!

(Submitted by Dally Monster )

Holy Cow, BB...that "an iron door, a file, one day I shall be free." I know and love this, it's from one of "my guys" but dang if I can place the author right now - is it Borges? Stephen Crane? NO..NO...wait, Nietzsche? Damn, I hate when I can't remember...By the way, Der, glad you had enough for the COOKIE SHEET afterall! COOU KEES!!!

(Submitted by in lieu of stevie wonder )

don't do that too often cakes. look what happened to me...

(Submitted by btw )

i think i'll cum as a dallymonster this halloween. it's more of a treat than a trick.

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #2 Fan )

MR. MARCHETTA, IF MY-LORD-N- MASTER OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MATT KRIEG, HAS BEEN ASSIGNED TO FLATTEN BOXES, THEN REST ASSURED THAT THEY WILL BE THE MOST FLATTENED BOXES IN THE UNIVERSE. MATT KRIEG'S SKILLS EXTEND INTO ALL AREAS INCLUDING MANUAL LABOR. HE EVEN HAS THE EXPERTISE TO BAND TOGETHER THOSE FLATTENED BOXES AND PLACE THEM IN THE RECYCLE BIN. MATT KRIEG IS VERSATILE! MATT KRIEG ALWAYS HAS WAL-MART IN MIND AND PUTS HIS NEEDS BEHIND OTHERS!!!! THAT IS WHY ^MATT^ IS THE #1 WAL-MART MANAGER AND NOT YOU! THANK YOU, SIGNED-MRS. MATT KRIEG

(Submitted by Aims )

Man, I think you have way too much time on your hands!!! Have you ever tried something more adventurous like rock climbing, or something more useful like saving the planet? I have to say though, this site is original...bizzare, but that's cool. :)

(Submitted by The Observer )

Better to be Joe Blow than to Blow Joe.

(Submitted by Paranoid )

Why????? Why? Why must they lurk and then tell us they like this site? Show your face, I say!!!

(Submitted by dragonzgaze )

saying hey to Cakes....nice ear flappy type things. i have a trapper hat with a tail though. i wonder if they came from the same furry little animal type thing....oh well, anyhow, point of my post is.....why do people come here and trash us saying that we have no life, and that we need to get out more, but they have managed to find this site, and have found the motivation to post something as profoundly stupid as "get a life" no i have never rock climbed, i dont run, i hardly walk, reason being is that i am not making a profound difference in others lives, here i can make them laugh, and here is where i shall stay with my trapper hat with the tail thingy, so there.

(Submitted by Dally Party Wear )

lieu, i think it'd be a whole lotta fun if you went at me...i mean "as me" for Halloween. Ya could just slip me on over your head, press the buzzer and scream CANDYYYYY!

(Submitted by lieu )

i'd love to wear a snapper hat... hey, do i smell fish?

(Submitted by simulpost! )

hey dally ::big cheesy grin::

(Submitted by Huh? )

** putting on my trapper hat with pride ** Hey Dragon, I like your little tail thingy, wish I had one too. Might make my butt look smaller?

(Submitted by Huh? )

** grinning sheepishly ** Ok I admit it, I might be the paranoid one. I only wish the trashers would come up with something more original than "get a life". ** struggling to get out of the straight jacket ** Geez, if I hear that one one more time I might go crazy or somethin'

(Submitted by The G.A.L.F. Pres. )

I've come for new recruits. I hear there are a couple potential members loitering around here.

(Submitted by Bejeweled )

not if you're wearing me you don't.

(Submitted by Tam-me fey )

Hey, anybody seen Andre lately? I plan on going as a Tim Tam for Halloween and I need some help squeezing into my suit. ANDREEEEEEEEEE????

(Submitted by Bedazzled )

Dang it, lieu, you look soooo cute when you're cheesy. P.S. I have an AIR STONE that keeps me nicely oxygenated ~wink wink~

(Submitted by Nabisco )

Cheese Nips are a good snack.

(Submitted by Nabisco )

Cheese Nipples are a better snack.

(Submitted by Judith Kentischer )

Hallo?

(Submitted by Cary Grant )

Judy Judy Judy

(Submitted by Goober )

JUU-DEE JUU-DEE JUU-DEE

(Submitted by Paul )

Hey Jude

(Submitted by BB )

I can announce it here first, the big D has been chosen as Keanu Revves' understudy in the Matrix sequel (see BBS link). He will introduce the subplot of the "missing receipt", which will be the main plot of M3. He likes paragliding, cooking at home, and his biggest hope is for world peace.

(Submitted by jj )

My ass smells bad.

(Submitted by The Cowboy )

So does your horse ^tipping hat^

(Submitted by Hugh Jass )

OK. That's it. I'm leaving.

(Submitted by Happy Feet )

Buh bye! We'll miss you! ** throwing a kiss **

(Submitted by Neo )

I know Kung Fu.

(Submitted by Inspector Gadget )

Go go Gadget... NEW RECEIPT!

(Submitted by I hate hats )

"There is no spoon... There is no spoon..." You ever wonder why that was so important? It's because spoons are outdated. In their time they only use sporks, the tool for the intelligent. So in effect, when he rejects the spoon, because it truly does not exist, only then can he be freed from the weakling mindset where you believe in gravity and the like.

(Submitted by Mary Poppins )

Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.

(Submitted by lieu )

spork. seriously, why not a spork? It's made by the Depends Canteen people.

(Submitted by Mr. Obvious )

For those of you gentle readers who don't know, Spork (spôrk) is a trademark used for a plastic eating utensil having a spoonlike bowl and tines. Perfect for eating grapefruit and snacking on yellow toddler snow.

(Submitted by Robert )

I dig that Mary Poppins chick and would love to have her give me the medicine anytime, anywhere, anyplace.

(Submitted by Stoned )

Coooooooooool man. Yellow toddler snow. Am I freakin' or what?

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Does this COOKIE SHEET make me look fat?

(Submitted by NO! not fat )

What's up man, you had to make sure you didn't go over how much you had in your account? NO! Subtotalling is for weenies! Never! You have betrayed us... I shall never recover from this!

(Submitted by Stressboy )

It ain't the COOKIE SHEET, you're obviously looking in Scout's passenger mirror. The one that sez "HPOA's may appear bigger than they are" Are you looking at me?

(Submitted by BBoy )

No, Chiq, only when you roll around on it and pick up those stray bits of chocolate --- a moment on the chips, a lifetime on the hips.

(Submitted by Andre )

I'm here, and I am prepared to throw all caution to the wind and utter a heinous and obscene comment which I know will ostracise me from the hearts and minds of you all: has Derek just bought an infant girl's snatch juice? Thank you, thank you all, don't all throw your brickbats at once, I will turn round, spread the cheeks, and wait patiently for your rough bunioned hands to insert oversized objects inside my tender anal cavity.

(Submitted by Abi )

oh yuck, Andre, did you have to, I've just logged on whilst eating my lunch, and suffice to say, I cannot finish my lunch......*bowling snowball into said cavity*!!!

(Submitted by lieu )

after a jalapeno once i substituted a snowball for charmin.

(Submitted by chris isaak )

never let a lawyer do the job of a 4x6.

(Submitted by WTF )

WTF

(Submitted by Dal )

lieu, my ex-boyfriend used to put the Charmin into the freezer before indulging in his favorite dish of deep- fried, cheese-stuffed, whole jalapenos. I swear he did! Now, then, Andre, silly, silly boy, you are way confused. Derek did not buy an INFANT girl's SJ, t'was a INFIDELICIOUS girl's SJ, mon ami. However, I'm afraid I can't comment on the EQ CHILD COL. *rolling a 4-6X FLC POP Andre's way for the sheer pleasure of it* Damn, Chiqs you wear those chips well.

(Submitted by That's a whole lotta POP )

Say, lieu, check out my new SD profile! I signed up!

(Submitted by Dally )

WOW, Derek, nice buffalo!

(Submitted by lieu )

who did? dally? what's your nicker mon?

(Submitted by Abi )

*dressed up as a little English witch* HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! *waving my broomstick at you all*

(Submitted by Boris Karloff )

*\0/* __flapping cape ___ *\0/* HAPPY HALLOWEENIE

(Submitted by Happy Feet )

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

*dressed in my nanner costume & rolling around in the TODDLER SNOW*

(Submitted by Abi )

Chiq!!! Hello......I was begininng to feel a little stupid standing here on my own clutching this broomstick....love the nanner-suit.....tres chic.

(Submitted by Terry )

That's not a broomstick you're holding, dearie, that's part of my costume. I'm wearing roller skates, s'posed to be a pull toy y'know...

(Submitted by Abi )

Ah, that makes sense of feeling a little stupid.......ONLY KIDDING!!

(Submitted by bedjobs & broomsticks )

and whoever said "parts is parts"?

(Submitted by Tick Boy )

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl with golden blonde curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said,"what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!" The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time." Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag. The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking cookies!"

(Submitted by Boo!! I'm a Toll House Ghost )

*standing in the corner with COOKIE SHEET over head* Nicker mon is Dalliance, of course

(Submitted by Halloween Veteran )

hahaha, that's pretty funny. Cept it should be bwoke. Hey, all you people who give out apples, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you purposely trying to spoil halloween? It costs more to give out apples, don't you know your "thoughtfullness" is being hated? When they hold up thier CANDY bag, did you mistakenly think it was an apple bag, with pictures of little apples on the side? Did you momentarily forget what halloween is? Don't you feel old? When you give out apples don't you feel like you're crushing a little child's night, not just thier cookie? You don't look out the window after you shut the door and see all the little kids flipping you off? They hate you. So much. Can't you feel the hate?

(Submitted by Tick Boy )

Naw, it wouldn't have been as funny. "Bwoke" would be too cutesy, like her previous statement, implying that she was still a cute little girl, when, in actuality, she was not. Like if I were to say "Kiss my fucking wosy wed ass you stupid mowon"...y'see, not the same impact as "kiss my rosy red ass you stupid moron." Happy Halloween.

(Submitted by Halloween Veteran )

nah, nah, see, she's still a little cutesy girl, just demonic, the way she talks wouldn't just suddenly change. I'm all growed up now, but If someone gives my kid an apple, Ill break their damn window. It makes me a good parent. I care about my kids, and I'd like my neighbors to let my kid have a good time. Or else. We give out good candy, and lots of it, everybody on my block knows that. And the rest of the block will learn to do likewise. Or else.

(Submitted by Tick Boy )

Demonic might be a bit harsh, she's probably just the result of bad parenting. Like, say, breaking somebody's window 'cos their little imp didn't get what she was "deserved." I see a lot of that these days, kids thinking they're "owed" stuff and it makes me just wanna shove a 4-6 FLC POP up their parents freakin' ass. Gawd...I can't WAIT 'til Christmas. BOO!!!

(Submitted by lieu )

we let our visiting gremlins bob for applesauce. was that wrong?

(Submitted by Huh? )

Why Lieu, what a wonderful idea! Nohting wrong with a little applesauce smear here and there and here. And here we were having our kiddies bob for brownies in the litter box!

(Submitted by spoonie )

i resent this whole spork nonsense. sporks are inferior products. You cannot eat soup with a spork, nor can you use it for meat, or other firm objects. the only real use for a spork is to play games with. The reason the spoon does not exist, is because, the spoon is everything. Spoons are like god.

(Submitted by Huh? )

** turning around ** Spoon me, then ** giggling **

(Submitted by Binky )

Apples arn't so bad, but my parents would never let me have it. They'd throw it out, just to be safe. The worst was when there was a dentist down the street, cause he'd always hand out toothbrushes or packs of dental floss to the kids instead of candy. That sucked.

(Submitted by Charlie Brown )

I got a rock. *sigh*

(Submitted by Halvet )

Why arn't apples bad? Don't your parents buy all that nutritous crap for you? I mean, you should eat apples all the time, but not candy. I give the apples back. It's not like they break the whole window or anything, right? So spoonie, what you're saying is, God does not exist? Frightening thought there laddy.

(Submitted by lambie )

oh gawd...I'm SO IMPRESSED! I thought I was the only one addicted to Wally World..and to find this site? A dream come true!! there are MORE like me out there, in this big wide world! is this like a site where I can say "Hi, my name is Cheryl, and YES I AM addicted to WalMart..help me, pleeeeeease!!!"...(just never entered my head to save my reciepts...nooo..I throw them away..to HIDE ALL EVIDENCE!)I always hang my head in shame..when someone stops and asks ME if I know where a certain item is...COURSE I KNOW..and..I'll even ESCORT them right to it...in case they get lost along the way..or need info on an item we pass...when I grow up? my mission in life if to be one of two things...A DOOR GREETER...or..I'm thinking of inventing my OWN job...I'll just walk around the store, for 6..8..10..12 hours WHATEVER IT TAKES..and just HELP people...if they have a look of confusion on their face? that look of being overwhelmed by being IN WallyWorld..it'll be MY mission..my job to make them feel at ease..and escort them around..giving them the GRAND TOUR!! I've met a few folks that I've made friends with, thanks to the internet..and we ALWAYS end up at Wally World...usually in the toy department...ever do the hula with a hoop in the center of the aisle? how bout taking a scooter for a test ride? if not..might I suggest you do it! and..I've always found..if I get lost...all I gotta do is holler out SISTER..and I'm rescued! I'm trying to format a plan...to get my very own parking space..with my name on it...row 12..under the secruity light..so..if ANYONE of you park in that spot? MOVE IT..I'VE GOT DIBS ON IT!!!!!! Cya' at Wally World...in the toy department...I'll be the one doing the hula...and yelling...SISTER!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by no offense )

Uh, no, we aren't really obsessed with "wally world". I may be obsessed with this site, but I don't think that even derek himself is obsessed with wal~mart. Really, you have a serious problem, and you probably shouldn't let it get much worse, or it might be life-altering in it's severity.

(Submitted by Me )

Most original site of all time. Keep it going.

(Submitted by lambie )

response to "no offense"....... LIFE ALTERING?? oh gawd...I'm in deep trouble huh? REHAB...HERE I COME! (for the record..IF Derek is obsessed with WalMart? weeeell...IF he is? I say...WAY TO GO DEREK!!- whoever he may be!

(Submitted by The Cowboy )

Lambie, slow down and take a bite of this apple ^tipping hat^ My horse seems to like them.

(Submitted by Huh? )

** throwing apple into toaster box ** Chic, have you tried these? Yummy, but it's no nanner.

(Submitted by lambie )

horse?? omg...have you'uns been messing with MY quarterhorsies at WallyWorld??? you BETTER be treating them nice...smack on on the, uh, butt..and coo in their ears for me...K?

(Submitted by Chiquita )

*apple landing with a 'thunk' on my TRAPPER HAT* Nice aim, Huh? Thanks for the fruit. I prefer my apples rolled around in some nanner juice... that makes the crums from the COOKIE SHEET stick better.

(Submitted by Cakes )

Wow Chiq, you're turning into a fruit cocktail....have some english strawberries to add some colour *gently sprinking strawberries into toaster box*

(Submitted by Huh? )

** choking on my apple ** " Colour!?!!?? " Cakes, are you a jolly ole' Brit? I would have never guessed!

(Submitted by Huh? )

Why, here in the kind-n- gentle-Midwest we just call it "Color". Well, some people call it "Collar" but they're hicks.

(Submitted by Bobby Jo Bartrum )

MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED RULES!

(Submitted by Dally - Code Red )

Apple. You ingrates. I wish I had an apple. I've been on this high protein, almost no carb diet for 2 freakin' months now..I WOULD KILL for an apple. 'Specially covered in some sticky gooey creamy caramel with nuts rolled all over it. Ok, forget the apple part jus give me the sticky gooey stuff. Man, o, man would I like to find that in my toaster box.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

lambie, may I suggest you try spending some time in the electronics department? *recalling the many pleasurable hours I've spent in that department* O, the salad days when Derek and I did wander the aisles in innocent wonder *sigh*

(Submitted by Binky )

huh, us Canadians spell it 'colour' too.

(Submitted by Huh? )

** Canadian national anthem playing softly in background ** Binky, I enjoyed my trip to Prince Edward Island but no one spelled "colour" for me when I was there. Sorry for my ignorance. And I did enjoy hearing the Canadians say "aboot" instead of "about".

(Submitted by lambie )

electronics??? is there...*gasp*...buttons I can push??

(Submitted by Chiq )

lambie, I think you're gonna fit in just fine here. Here, have a slice of my apple rolled around in nanner juice & Cakes' english berries.

(Submitted by STINOMA )

WHAT A GOLLY GOOD SITE respect from the U.K whats wrong with using ASDA stores instead

(Submitted by lambie )

FINALLY..a place that I fit in!!!! thanks Chiq...and I'll take that slice of apple..that was rolled in nanner juice..IF you tell me oen thing...WHAT IS CAKES ENGLISH BERRIES???

(Submitted by The Knack )

Muh-muh-muh my Stinoma!!

(Submitted by colorchrome )

nothing like sharing your purchases with the entire world! woo hoo!

(Submitted by Andre )

Chiqca, do you have room for two in that nanner suit? *nudge nudge wink wink unfortunate release of noxious anal gases* Excuse me? You don't have room after all? Was it the deep fried jalapenos?

(Submitted by Binky )

huh, what I really think funny is how americans love the 'uhhhh' sound. Like, its not roof.. its ruff. (Up on the ruff). Or crik (not creak like creek). I smirk every time I hear it. PS: Its 'doughnut', not 'donut' and its 'cheque' not 'check'. Hehehe...

(Submitted by dumb American )

Oh, really? I've never heard an American who said roof with the uhhhh sound. And I was unaware that the word creak could have an uhhhh sound, and I always hear it pronounced like creek anyways. Where are you from? I've always found it amusing that you weirdos say cheque anyways, is it like chek-wuh or what?

(Submitted by Francine )

Ya'll are freaks. The fashions are more upscale at Target.

(Submitted by greengrocer )

Why do you buy so many Mountain Dew CDs ? Are they as bad as the Pepsi CDs ?

(Submitted by greengrocer )

CAREFUL !

(Submitted by greengrocer )

CAREFUL ! Dont step on the cookie sheet, the biscuits are for the kids, they are laid out on the sheet so the kids can get them without getting their little hands caught in the jar.

(Submitted by observationalist )

I think the toddler snow suit was purchased a day too late, thus the need for the equate childrens cold medicine. You really should spend less time scanning your receipts, and spend more time paying attention to your family's needs.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

I prefer the Col. Henry Blake model hat.