Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Robert W )

Wooohooo first poster dance

(Submitted by You say Robert W. I say Roberta )

I am Robert's persona twin. We hang out together. Where he goes, I go. That black t- shirt he bought? I picked it. That GL wrist injury he thinks he has? Just me, playing around. The thing is, I think we should be Roberta. Waddya think?

(Submitted by Cakes )

oooh, anyone want to share the BLK GEL PAD with me....?

(Submitted by lieu )

dude, like pass the air man. 2p or not 2p, that is our question.

(Submitted by Wal*Fixture )

Sure Cakes, just let me put this slutty men's t on...

(Submitted by Cakes )

don't forget the wrist restraint......

(Submitted by Jose )

tits

(Submitted by Pookie )

*signing up for the TOOTHPASTE X Games*

(Submitted by Now for the other items )

I was curious as to what the heck an air stone is, so i checked it out. Apparently it's a thingy you put in your fish tank/aquarium that makes little bubbles come out. The purpose? I don't know, but i did find out that by placing an air stone directly into the filter box, you can also encourage the growth of beneficial bacterial for more efficient filtration.

(Submitted by Huh? )

** clapping for me ** Hey, I'm #9.... does anyone here know how to play air guitar and is it anything like playing the air stone?

(Submitted by Huh? )

** nodding head ** Three packs of kleenex, must be cold season? And by the way, I'm next on wearing the slutty men's T and wrist restraints.

(Submitted by Jimmy Hendricks )

THE COLORS MAN THE COLORS

(Submitted by Brit Chick )

#10. It's a dream come true. Three facial tissues? Are you planning to spill the conditioner all over your new mens t-shirt Derek? Love ya XXXXX

(Submitted by Brit Chick )

Hey you losers! Whilst I was composing my prose, you two sneaked in my 10th and 11th place. Thanks Guys.

(Submitted by The Cowboy )

Our pleasure, Mam ^tipping hat^

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #2 Fan )

I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE THAT DEREK CONTINUES TO PATRONIZE THE #1 WAL-MART MANAGED BY THE #1 WAL-MART MANAGER IN THE WORLD -- MR. MATT KRIEG. MATT KRIEG TRULY IS #1 IN CUSTOMER SERVICE. THERE IS NO COMPARISON TO MATT AND I WOULD BET THAT HE PERSONALLY COMES UP WITH THE SLOGANS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE RECEIPTS. MATT KRIEG RULES! THREE CHEERS FOR MATT KRIEG!!!!

(Submitted by Alice Gutrumble )

Matt Krieg is just the nicest fellow. Why just the other day during Bingo he personally escorted me to the ladies dressing room and helped me try on Love Pats and nylon stockings. I laughed myself silly as he struggled with my garters and finally turned me around and h**mped me like a dog in heat. When he was through he took me to the snack bar and bought me a Coke to clear out my throat. I was feeling so lucky that I even won a box of Facial Tissue 3/pack in Bingo after that. Such a nice man. Such nice people.

(Submitted by cheekymonkey )

Man, sounds like i gotta try these so called facial tissues, i think ive been missing out

(Submitted by cheekymonkey )

i love my PRSONNA TWIN, i have him do all my housework and he even feeds my dogs!

(Submitted by spiritualxmachine )

DUDE! You bought TOOTHPASTE X! The one from the commercials! THat's like buying the BAtMOBILE!

(Submitted by Bonnie Piesse's lame chicken )

*tear glistening in the corner of right eye* Please, I thank you for your condolences, really, I appreciate all your expressions of sympathy, but really, I'm alright *wiping WM FAC TISSU over face* I mean, I'm sure I can live through this devastation, though I know the grieving process takes some time and we all have to face up to loss *grabbing a W-M BATH 24R off Abi and giving himself a brisk wipe down* oh, but how will I be able to handle the fact that I can no longer view the receipts? *BLERRRRRRRRTTTT* And all the receipts I've copied to my computer are now corrupted?? *Ahooooooooeeeeeugggggggghhhh* Oh Lord God Derek, will you turn around, bend over, and cast your radiance over my poor misbegotten soul?

(Submitted by NotAndre )

That's right, Jose. Simply hand your soul over to Derek at the door as the rest of us have and begin typing goofy words. Don't try to fight it.

(Submitted by Precut Carp )

Finally. Some air. SHEESH! But really, I get a little embarrassed watching you play with that GL WRST RST. Would you mind closing the door?

(Submitted by Terry )

I'm really getting depressed. Halloween is a week away, no HAIRY SCAR's, no HUMAN SKULL's, and I don't EVEN want to know what kinda costume you're gonna make outta this stuff.

(Submitted by Jose )

"The Universal Product Code (UPC) has been employed in the supermarket industry since about 1973. UPC is a coding system, as well as a symbology, that uniquely identifies both the manufacturer and its products. There are 12 digits in the UPC Version A (UPC-A) symbology, the first six are assigned by the Uniform Code Council. They include the NSC (Number System Character) and the Manufacturer's Number. The next five digits make up a code identifying the product, and are called the Product Code. The final digit is known as the Modulo Checksum Character or Mod Check. The value of the Mod Check is mathematically derived from a formula which used the other numbers encoded in the symbol. When a manufacturer wants to have a UPC assigned to his products, they must first register with the Uniform Code Council. The UCC is located in Dayton, Ohio and they may be reached by phone... The UCC charges a one-time fee for registration. This fee is set upon a sliding scale based upon the financial size of your company. These folks are helpful and they will expedite processing your application for additional revenue." Helpfull?!? Where I'm from they call that extortion or something.

(Submitted by Jose )

I tryed to find an index of UPC numbers so I could know what items are being bought, but it was not destined to be, they appear to not want you to know... Although I did discover that UPC was also the Union of Cuban Pioneers.

(Submitted by Stoned )

^^ speaking of Halloween ^^ Dudes, do you think Derek is going to dress up in the MENS T-SHIRT, CONDITION and then shave his head the PERSONA TWN, slap on the WRIST RSTS and his GEL PAD and play the AIR STONE? Dudes, he's gonna be a bald Rock Star for Halloween!

(Submitted by Gomer )

SHA-ZAM!

(Submitted by Wolverine )

I brush my teeth with Toothpaste X.

(Submitted by lieu )

blk gel pad? yo homey, you got afro sheen fo yo crib?

(Submitted by Malcolm )

Black is beautiful, man.

(Submitted by Mr. Obvious )

To put into simpler terms, to explain or interpret: I believe that Lieu is inquiring whether or not Derek has recently purchased any quantities of Afro Sheen for use in his daily personal grooming.

(Submitted by Glen )

Hmmm, I never made the connection.

(Submitted by dragonzgaze )

woo hoo poster number 32, and i thought i was getting slow. anyhow, lets see there derek, what is up, you have nothing for halloween. no candy, no blood, no eyeballs, what is wronge? i have my hair dyed blue already for the occasion, and you have yet to purchase one halloween thing. i know that with your liitle girl being in kindergarten, that there will be a party so you should get to it and get the candy bought, while your at it, although i have not been there in like forever, i know they have their christmas stuff up already, you should be stocking up on happy jolly christmas decorations as well. and i am sure that matt krieg will be happy to show you where to find all of the things that you need. i am a little confused about the airstone, thanks to the explaination above i now understand, but why???? why do you fish need bubbles???? isnt there a filter in your tank to do that for you?? oh i had an idea maybe you have been tossing the airstone in the tub with you whilst you were shaving your head??? oh well, saying hi to everyone *HI* *waving frantically*

(Submitted by The Observer )

Geez Dragon, have another cup- o-coffee!

(Submitted by Torque )

Silly people! Fish need to BREATH. The air stone ads air to the water so the little buggers can breath... So that wasn't funny at all. Please...feel for me. I'm far too factual. SAN DIMAS HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

(Submitted by Stu Pedasso )

Um, I believe fish need to BREATHE...and "ads" are found in newspapers...Holy flurkin' schmidt...you're gonna be runnin' the country someday? Well, at least you can spell "Torque", or were you trying to spell "Steve?" CENTRAL CABARRUS EATS SAN DIMAS FOR BREAKFAST! And we can spell!!!

(Submitted by kuroneko )

umm...yeah...

(Submitted by lieu )

stu, did he misspell dumbass?

(Submitted by dragonzgaze )

wow fish need to breath???? i had no idea, that is why i asked if there was a filter......HELLO.....they little air bubble maker thing that would get rid of the need for the air stone thing. WINDOWROCK HIGHSCHOOL RULES.....i think...actually i wouldnt know.

(Submitted by Jose )

I am completely knowledgeless on this subject, but my thinking is that perhaps the air stone is part of the filter? And I must disagree, none of your highschools rule. All highschools suck. It is much more fun not being there, so how can they "rule"?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

OK, I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO BE (FOR HALLOWEEN) A GUY THAT JUST GOT OUT OF BED AND THAT'S IN THE BATHROOM GETTING READY FOR WORK AND GOT CUT SHAVING. NOW STOP GETTING OFF TO THAT STONED AIR U BE SMOKING.

(Submitted by UK dude )

all that facial tissue, come on there must be a problem in that somewhere ???

(Submitted by cm )

um just to let yall know, "san dimas highschool football rules" is the name of a punk song by the ataris...

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

I didn't think there was any customer base for Afro-Sheen in Minnesota... except for that guy who was known as "The Artist Formally Known as The Prince"... and didn't Bill and Ted's excellent adventure start at San Dimas High School?

(Submitted by cm )

yeah i think it was at san dimas, but im not positive... must be a popular place

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

"San Dimas High School Football Football Rules!" was what one of the jocks in "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" said to finish his history speech... I think he got a C- for his effort.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Where is Alex Trebek and his amazing use of the character *?...

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Hey MOGGEE... If you did your homework, you would know that Prince isn't the only black guy in Minnesota. Kirby Puckett could use AfroSheen if he wasn't bald... get with the program..