Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by reydekker )

I'm the man...

(Submitted by reydekker )

OK, now that I am calmed from being NUMERO UNO, can anyone suggest where Walmart can buy a spell check? Come on, Matt... While I have always been in favor of HIG HUGG-ing, I must draw the line at DEODERANT-ing. AW CREAM, I'm really a SUPER SPORT when all is said and done, just having some fun...peace, out.

(Submitted by reydekker )

OK, now that I am calmed from being NUMERO UNO, can anyone suggest where Walmart can buy a spell check? Come on, Matt... While I have always been in favor of HIG HUGG-ing, I must draw the line at DEODERANT-ing. AW CREAM, I'm really a SUPER SPORT when all is said and done, just having some fun...peace, out.

(Submitted by Linds )

YOU NEVER WENT TO WAL MART ON MY BIRTHDAY YOU ASSHOLE!!*October 3rd*

(Submitted by Fear The Juggalo )

finally im number 3 its about damn time

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Hey.... wait a minute... no one has posted any <wink wink> or *hee hee's*.. groovy!! And if I remember, those Camaro Super Sports were at least 3500 in '69.. the one he bought from that bastard Krieg must be rusted out. Darryl Marchetta would have puttied, primered and painted it for Derek before he sold it to him. Asshole.

(Submitted by Richard the unsavvy )

No, I'm sure you are massively mistaken. Since Matt's goal is customer satisfaction he was willing to give DEREK a good price on a car that he worked on in his private time for what totaled to about 40 hours. And reydekker, you are the man. It sucks about the whole reloading/error glitch still popping up every once in a while. Remind me to buy the princess diaries, should I ever start to care.

(Submitted by princesssusie )

Greetings

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Never mind, Linds, I have waited and waited and Derek has gone to town on MY birthday (if you must know, socks and undies, the usual)

(Submitted by cheekymonkey )

ive heard those HIG HUGGERs were very aggressive this year, so you better make sure your HIG is safe and secure, maybe try tying it to the pole, i know where you can get some strong HIG rope these days.

(Submitted by lambie )

yeeeeeeHA! EXPENSIVE deoderant...must wanna be nice smellin' when he puts on those CHEAP HIG HUGGERS...but wonderin'...is A W Cream a facial cream...body cream..or is our Derek into the KINKY stuff? (and its been DAYS AND DAYS since I had a hat tippin' from that big flirt the cowboy...suppose i need to borrow some of Dereks DEODERANT?)

(Submitted by Rach )

Can I ask a very simple question? What's the point of all of this?

(Submitted by Mona Noff )

Rach, honey, there IS NO FLURKING point. Why, o, why do people keep asking this question? Isn't it painfully obvious?

(Submitted by grandaddy )

Just wanna say that I,ve been following this site and you guys for a while now and its the greatest thing ever!I have no idea what your talking about half the time but it sure gets me excited.Cheers !

(Submitted by Cakes )

Glad to be of service grandaddy, we have no idea what we're talking about either, but that's half the fun!! Don't be shy, just join in! Here, have a HIG HUGGER of a welcome!!

(Submitted by Cakes )

just for gern - *hee hee*.....

(Submitted by uk chic )

Hey Grandaddy - nice to see you joined!! For the un-inititated what's a HIG HUGGER and why can't we get them over here?

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

the Wal-Mart numerical designation for Hig Huggers (716)913-8668 is the cell phone number for some guy in Buffalo, NY. Go on, give him a call.

(Submitted by grandaddy )

Feeling your Hig Huggers around me.I,m welling up with tears.A W Creamy.

(Submitted by lambie )

and grandaddy...your lookin' mightie durn spiffy in that A W Cream too!

(Submitted by dragonzgaze )

what the hell is a "HIG HUGGER"? is it me or is that what it says, i realize its early, but im sure that is what that says. what is that? is it a girdle?im dissappointed derrek, this is all you do by way of x-mas shopping, i thought i was bad. merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by Huh? )

PHEW!! I was holding my breath for a new receipt! ** sniff ** What's that yummy smell? Could it be Derek's SUPER-SPORT-DEODERANT-HIG-HUGGER that I smell? Delicious!

(Submitted by Austin Powers Huh? )

Yeah baby Yeah! Very good! Those Hig Huggers are Shagadelic! Simply randy!

(Submitted by Lindsey )

Why are we here?

(Submitted by Rappin' Fool )

Hep! Hop! Hoppy Hep! and a Hep Hop Heppity Hep!

(Submitted by Wonder Bra )

The bigger the better the tighter the sweater.

(Submitted by Huh? )

Why? Why? Why must they ask us over and over again? There is no purpose to this page! Get it? *sniffing* Probably not!

(Submitted by Huh? )

<< stepping to the beat >> And who is this rapping person? It's got a good beat but'cha can't dance to it.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Huh?, you're sniffing an awful lot. *handing Huh? a FACIAL TISSU from inside the toaster box* Here, rub some of this SUPER SPORT under your nose & it'll help with those sniffles.

(Submitted by Reverend Sik )

Finally I have found someone else who slathers in AW Cream also.... I am complete!

(Submitted by Fluffy Tinkerbells )

what the hell is a HIG hugger?

(Submitted by lambie )

hey Huh...did you trade in your ALL TIGHT SPARKLE for a HIG HUGGER? Have you tried out the A W Cream?...Grandaddy is lookin' mighty durn spiffy in his......and...since you got the sniffles...I betcha you haven't been drinking your nanner juice have you? tsk tsk!

(Submitted by Huh? )

<< honking nose into FACIAL TISSU >> Gee thanks Chiq, it's just what I wanted for Christmas! Ah yes, Lambie dear, I do have the sniffles. Pass the nanner juice. Better yet, pass me that Cowboy, where's that hat tippin' cutie been lately? I'll bet he could cure my winter blues....

(Submitted by Huh? )

<< shaking my booty >> But'cha know, I still look *bitchin* in these HIG HUGGERs in spite of my cold. Eat your heart out, KC.

(Submitted by Butt Juice )

Something stinks around here.

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Has anyone else gone back to early receipts to have another look? - the virtual receipts are fading, just like the real ones do!

(Submitted by Andre )

Andre's White cream? Oh come on, what else can I do with yellow feathers coming out me ****hole? I'm sure Dally would have been impressed. Dally! Dally! Come here my little hig hugger.

(Submitted by Andre )

Omigod BB, you're right! I'm starting to feel like Geena Davis in Beetlejuice. Matter of fact, I'm starting to feel like Geena Davis! Oh Geena, do you like the way I puff up my feather like that? *ffffttt fffftttt*

(Submitted by Derek D Sysop )

Alas, I would go re-scan the receipts, but Kelley Smith of iStuff.org hasn't returned the ones I lent her for use in her exhibition...you should email her, find out what the ransom is! Oh, I miss the receipts so...

(Submitted by Abi )

oh no, don't re-scan them, it's rather charming, an internet Dorian Grey.....

(Submitted by Leyendo )

Checking... Ok, no fair! The big boss man gets to make use of html, but us lowly peons cannot! Ooh, how that steams me.

(Submitted by lieu )

have you hugged your hig today?

(Submitted by lambie )

ever feel like your in a time warp....I sorta feel like I'm stuck in Dec 8th.... Huh...I would pass ya the Cowboy...but...he seems to be MIA...oh lawsie, you dont suppose Derek took him to the Service Desk and asked for a refund, do ya? Now I do have the Christmas Blues...Grandaddy..pass me over some of the A W Cream, please!

(Submitted by Tom C C )

gees, Matt Krieg is a real career man

(Submitted by No one in particular... )

Would someone please come fix store #2914???

(Submitted by Andre )

You mean - you lent someone else the receipts??!! How could you! Those receipts are like part of my family, in fact, I have a very *special* relationship with the 26 May 98 receipt, I'm very fond of her, she makes me feel like I'm somebody in a world where connectedness is so hard to come by. Hurt, I am!!

(Submitted by FloyddeBarber )

fuck fuck fuck eat me... fuck all of you ... you suck... fuck all of you fuckwads..

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Oh sure, and you guys give ME the "Gern scares me.." jeez...

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Hey Andre: 26-5-98 told me she was looking for someone new; you know, put her up in a frame on the wall and worship her. Not that she was ungrateful for your friendship, but just being left in the bill pile for months at a time wasn't challenging her intellectually, you know?

(Submitted by joe )

whats a hig hugger?

(Submitted by joe again (sorry) )

Is it fo' FITTY?

(Submitted by grandaddy )

How long do we have to wait for the next instalment?All my creams gone and I,m gettin cold now.I need lambie to keep me warm,or maybe a hig hugger !

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey lieu - can I hug your hig? Where you been all this time?? Morning BB, did anyone tell you, you're super, sport? And morning to grandaddy.

(Submitted by uk chick )

Woah there grandaddy - make use of the *super sport* and don't harrass lambie - you dirty old man!

(Submitted by lambie )

*gasp*...GRANDADDY!!! shame on you...your suppose to be setting an example for us......sides....I was sheared in July...and all my wool hasn't grown back! Does anyone have a sweather I could borrow?....or...send in the Cowboy...his hat tippin's always warms me to my toes, uh, hooves!

(Submitted by Habib )

I got a sweater one year for Christmas. The year before that, I got a moaner and groaner.

(Submitted by Bob )

Great site dude! What do you do in your spare time? I would be interested in a receipt website myself. How do I get started.

(Submitted by Mr. Obvious )

Go buy something.

(Submitted by lieu )

anytime! anywhere!

(Submitted by lambie )

floyd the barber must have been banned from WalMart..and is takin' it out on us...hey BalmainBoy...maybe you need to get Floyd into your office and give him some intensive therapy (behind windows with bars...in a padded room works wonders!)

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #2 Fan )

BOB, WHAT A NOVEL IDEA YOU HAVE, A RECEIPT SITE! WHO WUDDA THUNK? ANYWAY, ONE THING THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY MUST HAVE IS A #2 FAN! ANYONE CAN BE YOUR #1 FAN, BUT IT TAKES TRUE DEDICATION TO YOUR WEBSITE PLUS LOTS OF NUTTY POSTERS LIKE US TO GET A #2 FAN. ONCE YOU GET YOUR #2 FAN, BOB, THE REST WILL EASILY FALL INTO PLACE. SO GET OUT YOUR CHARGE CARD, BOB, AND I CAN SUGGEST SHOPPING AT THE #1 WAL-MART IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, MATT KRIEG'S WAL-MART. BOB, SHOP THERE AND YOU WILL SEE FIRST HAND MATT'S DEDICATION TO THE FINE CRAFT (AND SOME EVEN CALL IT THE "ART") OF MARKETING COMMON HOUSEHOLD ITEMS. MATT HAS IT DOWN TO A SCIENCE AND WE CAN ALL LEARN FROM MATT! MATT TRULY IS #1 IN CUSTOMER SATISFACTION AND I AM VERY! VERY! PROUD! TO CALL MYSELF HIS #2 FAN!

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #2 Fan )

BOB, MAKE IT YOUR #1 GOAL IN 2002 TO START A NEW RECEIPT WEBSITE AND YOU HAVE MY WORD THAT I WILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE, I WILL OBSERVE AND POST AT YOUR SITE! AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY, I WILL BECOME YOUR #2 FAN! HAPPY HOLIDAYS BOBB-O!

(Submitted by The Cowboy )

Howdy Folks --^^--

(Submitted by Gomer )

Sha-ZAM! Floyd sure has a potty mouth! Surprise- surprise-surprise!!!!

(Submitted by BB )

No, but I did tie my kangaroo down ...

(Submitted by lambie )

*worrying and pacing the toaster box*...WE NEED A NEW RECIEPT! Derek needs to go shopping....WHAT ABOUT CHRISTMAS! *chewing on my fingernails*..I need a DRINK....who's got the nanner juice?

(Submitted by Rancid Dragon )

I would never post on this site, it is way too demeaning. Unless I can find a way to be really clever. Being clever is working out for me. Everyone will recognize this post as the cleverest and I'll be the winner. Perhaps people will reference my post in a way to acknowledge how clever I am. Or at least witty.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

*grasping a HIG HUGGER in the toaster box* C'mon now lambie, quit pacing in here... you're trampling all my nanners. Go on up to the lid and pace up there. Oh, and rumor has it Habib's got the best nanner juice in town. Ain't that right, Habib?

(Submitted by Marie_Emcee )

I think this site is GREAT! And, by the way, AW Cream is the remnants collected from the bottom of the pot aftr boiling away all the root beer.

(Submitted by lieu )

tit.

(Submitted by I am the Matrix. )

I know everything about you. I have become one with the internet. I will assimilate your web-site into myself. I am the Matrix. I like nanners and toilet wipes.

(Submitted by lambie )

*climbing on top of the toaster box to pace*...sorry Chiqca, didn't mean to smush your nanners...*worrying*...WE NEED A NEW RECEIPT...*sitting down and danglin' my legs over the edge*...uh, tell me more about this rumor....and Matrix..sure you might like nanners and toilet wipes...BUT..tell me..how do you look in a HIG HUGGER? huh? huh? OH GAWD...I NEED A NEW RECIEPT!

(Submitted by Huh? )

* CLAPPING * Well said, lieu. Couldn't have said it better myself.

(Submitted by rusty )

Yes, truly, that was short and sweet. Not too wordy, but it gets the point across. And the images brought to mind...

(Submitted by reddnex )

Nice to know Matt Krieg still has his job. He must be a valued employee.

(Submitted by princesssusie )

*trying on a hig hugger* *falling over and knocking CORONET off*

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Any ideas what the cat and Chore Boy might get for Christmas?? Brotherman's cuttin' it kinda short, isn't he?? Hello to all and by the way, Rancid Dragon? Funniest post I've seen in a while. A fine job. Darryl Marchetta rules, Krieg drools.

(Submitted by me )

hi

(Submitted by Jrutsohn )

It looks as if the people of Wal*Mart have problems with spelling. "Deodorant" is with an O. =)

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

You ever been in a Wal-Mart and actually looked at the employees?? Trust me, spelling is the LEAST of their problems, my friend.

(Submitted by Huh? )

** nodding in approval** Susie, honey you look great in that HIG HUGGER! It's you! Almost as good as Lieu. In fact, rumor has it that the HIG HUGGER lifts and separates!

(Submitted by Huh? )

CROSS MY HEART!

(Submitted by Dr. Ruth )

When you get home, do you still look at the mail with some sense of anticipation, even though it is mostly bills and advertisements? We all do that, so why not give your partner some positive feedback for his or her mail sorting activities by sending the occasional love note. It will be appreciated.

(Submitted by Inspector Gadget )

Go go Gadget RECEIPT! WOWSERS!

(Submitted by Smooth )

Say WHUT muthafukka???

(Submitted by The Cowboy )

--^^-- --^^-- for lambie

(Submitted by Peter Griffin )

My dog drinks and smokes cigarettes. hehheheheheheheh.

(Submitted by princesssusie )

im lifted separated and I am a real princess and I drink tequila

(Submitted by lambie )

oh my goodness...I just got a double tippin' from that ole flirt, the Cowboy! *heart flutterin'*

(Submitted by Huh? )

shhhhh.... quiet.... I'm trying to think here....

(Submitted by lambie )

*whisperin'* whatcha thinking bout Huh?

(Submitted by Beavis )

I must say, this site is a testament to American consumerism. Not to mention a shameless plug for something!

(Submitted by Abi )

if susie's a real princess, can I be the Christmas Tree Fairy?

(Submitted by Nic )

I'M the only fairy here.

(Submitted by grandaddy )

O.K everyones wearing hig huggers and a waitin for the next receipt.Lets all line dance with the hat tippin cowboy!It,ll keep us busy if nothin else

(Submitted by Habib )

"NANNER JUICE! GET YOUR FRESHLY SQUEEZED NANNER JUICE HERE!!!" (it's just like A W CREAM...only stickier)

(Submitted by Abi )

Freshly squeezed huh? Is that why you're screaming...!

(Submitted by Huh? )

** Lambie, hon I'm thinkin' that I don't wanna taste Nic Habib's nanner juice....

(Submitted by Huh? )

** grin ** I'm also thinking that I'd like to take a swing around the dance floor with Grandaddy. I've always taken a shine to older men.

(Submitted by kuroneko )

is there anyone else that randomly comes here and randomly leaves a comment?...i need a friend...

(Submitted by princesssusie )

Hello kureneko stay long enough for a dance down the line at least * tipping coronet **--** *

(Submitted by going postal )

i just have one question how the heck to you go into walmart without spending 200+dollars... i think you should train me becasu ei cant seem to figure it out....

(Submitted by Rasta )

WTF is a nanner? Out of interest...

(Submitted by Chiq )

Rasta, a nanner is the thing that makes your SPORT SUPER, it causes your HIG to HUGGER, it puts the AW in your CREAM!

(Submitted by kuroneko )

woo-hoo! I think i made a friend!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I WOULD RATHER MATT BE THE HUGGER THEN HIG. WHAT IS A HIG? WHY DOES HIG HUG?

(Submitted by gatammy )

OK,,,,I guess this site is for the ones who have no life?? or can you just not find any better sites on the web?? POOR FOLKS!!!!!