Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

*First Poster Dance* yay, the first for quite a while! The old subtotal trick, eh Derek? Still not sure whether to get that 10-pack heart- pounder eh? Still, it is Christmas!

(Submitted by Cakes )

*Second Poster Shimmy* And a triple SQUAWKER to all!!

(Submitted by Rasta )

So much oil... Not enuff squawkers IMO...

(Submitted by Cakes )

Is that a Slovenian Bubba there?

(Submitted by Who am I to question you shopping decisions? )

Tsk tsk, DEREK! It's winter. Time to get the 5W30 oil. Man, what is your problem? You mess up the simplest of tasks. And it's pretty standard to get oil from the gas station, most of thier house brands would cost about the same as the walmart (distinctly NOT a company that specializes in cars) brand. I hate to say it, but more and more I'm starting to respect Krieg more than you. He's still got quite a ways to go, but maybe in a few years. Until he does something. Ok?

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

Hmmmmmm, fattening up the fish for that big Christmas feast?

(Submitted by Mister Jiffy-Lube )

Will ya be needing a new Oil Filter with that, sir?

(Submitted by grandaddy )

I turn my back for a second and he slips one in.Whats with all the oil?Is it for when you read the princess diary?I guess after all that you can only fit in 3/4 slv bubb,whatever that is!

(Submitted by uk chick )

Yeah baby - D's getting all 'lubed' up, he's got his squawkers and rubbed in some fishfood and he is ready to Party!!! - Getting wet thinking about it!!!!

(Submitted by princesssusie )

*rushing over from the line dance* so that's where you got to BB, top of the list no less... lets mix some cocktails..shampoo, 10w oil...*sprinklig fishfood liberally*

(Submitted by grandaddy )

Steady on there "uk chick" you might just slip over and hurt yourself!Oh but if your having one of those kinda parties let me. Gonna tuck into my fish supper now.

(Submitted by Chiquita Bird )

SQUAWK!

(Submitted by Shecky )

Do y'all know what elephants and motor oil have in common?

(Submitted by Cakes )

no - what?

(Submitted by Dalliance )

wot?

(Submitted by Dalliance )

On the first day of Xmas, Matt Krieg gave to me, a Wal*Mart PRINCESS DIA-RY. On the second day of Xmas, Matt Krieg gave to me, two SUB- TOTALS, and a Wal*Mart PRINCESS DIA-RY. On the third day of xmas Matt Kreig gave to me, three SQAUWKERS, two SUBTOTALS and a Wal*Mart PRINCESS DIA-RY...everybody sing!

(Submitted by tjqqq )

Well...Well...Well I though I had seen it all until this one so now I have to comment...who is the lucky gal that gets the 10K heart pendant that cost a whopping $14.97. Let me guess the reason for the sub total was the jewerly department had to bring that precious baby up to the front for you??? They didn't want you walking around the store with all 10k's did they???? Afraid you might make off with it??? A whole 10ks what a lucky gal! :>)

(Submitted by romantic )

I would rather have a 10k heart pendant from a guy like Derek than 1000k from most men. Whoever gets it from the Big D is indeed a lucky girl.

(Submitted by BBoy )

On the 4th day of Xmas, Matt Krieg gave to me - four VALIDATIONS! three SQUAWKERS, two SUBTOTALS and a Wal*Mart DIA-RY!

(Submitted by BBoy )

On the 5th day of Xmas, Matt Krieg gave to me - five 10W30 OILLLLLLS! four VALIDATIONS! three SQUAWKERS, two SUBTOTALS and a Wal*Mart DIA- RY!

(Submitted by kuroneko )

i have the mario song stuck in my head...no more nintendo for me...

(Submitted by kuroneko )

squawker...isn't that something that you squeeze and it goes SQUAWK! if it is than my cat's a squaker.

(Submitted by kuroneko )

i mean squawker.

(Submitted by cheekymonkey )

so wait, what did elephants and motor oil have in common? ya cant just leave me hangin there Shecky buddy!!

(Submitted by cheekymonkey )

i remember the good ol' days when my mommy used to buy me SQUAWKERs... *sigh*

(Submitted by kuroneko )

well what do ya know, i have the other 1/4 of the silver bubble...

(Submitted by Passion Squirrel )

oil contain

(Submitted by Please Say You Had It In Your Front Jean Pocket )

Wow, wonder what made that big huge crease in the receipt?

(Submitted by Huh? )

** humming to the tune of Silver Bells ** SLV BUBB... SLV BUBB.... It's Christmas time in the Cit-eeeeeeee

(Submitted by Holiday Huh? )

** whispering ** Don't tell Lambie, I think the pendant is for her. As for the 10W30 Oil, betcha that's for Cakes and Dally. ** shhhhh **

(Submitted by dragonzgaze )

what the hell is a squawker???? is that some new noise making thing??? 14.97 for the christmas gift for????? hope its not your girlfriend and i hope like hell she dont surf your site, and find out what she is getting early. well happy holidays all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont forget the eggnog *yuck*

(Submitted by Cakes )

Oooh Oil, I'll bet that's for next year's Special Edition Calendar featuring the Wal*Tart Goddesses.....I'm ironing the bikini in readiness........

(Submitted by grandaddy )

So are we goner get that punchline or not?Oil and elephants........is it something to do with lubbing trunks?

(Submitted by Cakes )

yeah Shecky - c'mon, where's the punch line.....you don't want me to pinch your SQUAWKER do you?

(Submitted by Shecky )

They both (little kids, leave the room) come in quarts.

(Submitted by Shecky-mate )

and for those of you across the pond, who embrace the metric system, "They both come in litres."

(Submitted by grandaddy )

Someone,s just told me that aubergines are good for clearing up large quantities of that stuff! Huh!

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

Quarts, eh? Can you SEE what that pachyderm is "Packing"?

(Submitted by Nolan )

bob

(Submitted by Chelle )

What a world where you pay more for the oil container than the oil!!!

(Submitted by lambie )

OH!OH!OH! a 10KT HRT PND for ME? ooooooh Derek, I...I....I....I AM SPEECHLESS....

(Submitted by lambie )

*wonderin'*can you feed fish food to a SQUAWKER?.....btw....*fluffin' up my hair, uh, wool*...how do you all like me in my 14 KT HRT PND?

(Submitted by lambie )

10 KT...10 KT...dont want Derek thinking I took the 10 KT HRT PND back to the exchange counter! I LOVE my 10 KT HRT PND! I DO I DO I DO!

(Submitted by Elf Chiqca )

Now let's see... what else do I need to get this Christmas tree finished? D'oh! Would somebunny please pass a 3/4 SLV BUBB down into the toaster box, please? I need it for the top of the tree.

(Submitted by Elf Huh? )

** tossing down SLV BUBB to Chiq ** Here ya go! Ohhh, what a pretty miniature tree! All decked out in SLV BUBB's and SQUAWKERS!!

(Submitted by Holiday Huh? )

** violently shaking packages ** I think this one's for me, I hope it's the 10W30 OIL and OIL CONTAIN I asked for from Santa! Look guys, Lambie looks so cute in her 10 KT HRT PND, don't cha think???!!

(Submitted by Elf Huh? )

<< LIGHTBULB OVER HEAD>> Hey!! I'm going to get Derek a receipt holder so he doesn't crinkle and crease them up so bad before scanning. Professional AND yet practical, that's me! **BA DAH BING!!!*

(Submitted by space-c )

WTF is a squawker, and why would you need more than one of them....

(Submitted by I am the way )

Did you guys see? Gern went pysco and said this site sucked. HAHAHA. Of course I got the honeycomb reference. It was just not "right". You repeatedly said you read all the reciepts, but who hasn't? Derek, don't listen to the raving lunitics, listen to the sane lunatics. Me. And others. This site still rocks, whether or not it has Germ's approval.

(Submitted by Cakes )

Nice tree Chiq, can I hang my SLINKY on it please?

(Submitted by mikelyea )

this is a very happening sight, i like it keep up the good work derek

(Submitted by Elf Huh? )

Yes, Mike Lyea! Testify! You go, guy!

(Submitted by I like Chiq's Tree )

Oooooo! Ahhh! What a spectacular SLV BUBB tree topper. I must say it just lights up what would otherwise be a rather mundane toaster box!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

OIL IS GREASEY. I DON'T LIKE THING GREASEY.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

OIL IS GREASEY. I DON'T LIKE THING GREASEY.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

OIL IS GREASEY. I DON'T LIKE THINGS GREASEY.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

OIL IS GREASEY. I DON'T LIKE THINGS GREASEY.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

OIL IS GREASEY. I DON'T LIKE THINGS GREASEY.

(Submitted by SJ )

Given those shopping habits...I'm sure he washes his hair once a month if it needs it or not

(Submitted by SJ )

And he should have thrown in a toothbrush for for his tooth

(Submitted by tiger )

Why only a 3/4 slvbubb I would have gone with a whole one and paid a little more

(Submitted by SJ )

Well Tiger, it's hard for the inbred to find steady work..so the 3/4 is quite generous

(Submitted by Sweet Lil' Angel )

I'm not even going to ask what you need that much oil for! But I'm sorry to have to report, once again this year you forgot my birthday present? Should I take a hint hunny? Are you really more into oil than me?

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Hey there I am the way..Glad to see you still think about me. Let me see how this works with the little thingys you guys use to represent emotions <blush> Gosh! Now I'm in the Honeycomb hideout!!! I'm one of you guys!!! <grinning wildly, pushing people out of my way that I meet in the hallway, just like the cool people in high school> I am the Gern. I may be a raving lunatic in your eyes, but at least I can spell. pysco? What the fuck is that?? <shaking head with disapproval> It's "psycho" my friend. And it's Gern, not Germ. What's wrong with your keyboard?? Me thinks you need to get a squeege for the ol' keyboard and a date for yourself. And I think this site rocks. EVEN WITH the cloying inspeak amongst some of the regular posters. Or I wouldn't come back (again) I just wish more of you regulars would post funny comments instead of the <feet dangling> and "oh aren't we clever having a conversation that only a few of us know what we are talking about." That's all. So don't get all huffy. And don't take it out on me that you don't like Honeycombs. And I'll be back. Just to piss you off. Best wishes for a Happy New Year, Your Buddy, Gern. PS. Did Chore Boy and the cat die??

(Submitted by Gernal Sanders )

And by the way, I am the way?... the Jesus fixation?? Give it a rest. Please.

(Submitted by Katie Y. )

Gee, I wonder where this guy lives. It sure isn't on Maui where I am, because our Walmart DEFINITELY costs a lot more than this guy is paying. He probably lives somewhere in the rural south,

(Submitted by squirm )

Duh! It's Dilworth, Minnesota!

(Submitted by Jan M. )

Maybe he's conducting a science experiment. The shampoo is to clean up an oil slick in his fish tank.

(Submitted by Irmin P. Squay )

FYI Kids: "Squawkers" are those annoying paper noisemakers that "squawk" and unroll when you blow them. He was obviously gearin' up for a big ol' festive New Year Eve to-do with...3 people (Lambie Cakes and Dally?). Geez, do ya think he trained his cats to blow squawkers? What else does he train them to do?

(Submitted by Katie Y. )

Dilworth, Minnesota, hey? The hotbed of culture in Dilworth is most likely the Walmart store, and that is IT. Well, I have to go to the beach now, nice talking to you. Its 82 degrees, by the way, January 10, 2002, on lovely Maui! Wonder what the temp is in Dilw

(Submitted by Clara )

I dunno but on January 12 it was 28 degrees with a projected low of 19 degrees. Brrrrrrrr... I'm glad I live in sunny California.

(Submitted by therockinc )

about damn time. You've been neglecting your car again. if you don't take better care of it you are going to be walking to wal- mart.