Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Ed)

Messy kids this weekend?

(Submitted by Shaun)

That time of the month again, huh?

(Submitted by Stealthdonut)

Gawd, stick a cork or something up your kids behind! They're crapping you out of house and home

(Submitted by jamie)

I'm a little disturbed by the wipes to dri-bottoms ratio.

(Submitted by Max)

save money, let the wife use dry bottoms

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

Sphagnum is much cheaper, renewable, and easy on the hands when you do the dishe

(Submitted by Mrs. B)

This is one of the most bizarre sights!I love it! It is actually kind of addicting!

(Submitted by girlyboy)

After examining the evidence we know that walmart sells food, yet you do not buy it there, except for shells and cheese

(Submitted by girlyboy)

where do you buy food at? will there be a sister site for grocery reciepts? or do you eat drybottoms and maxis? is there a new all cotton diet fad?

(Submitted by nic)

3 wipes? does marco know?

(Submitted by :()

derek's been deleting comments...

(Submitted by goddess)

has anyone seen ghangus?

(Submitted by dfijasioj )

just saw the best movie- GO. have you seen it? see it! worth it.

(Submitted by caroline )

how many kids do you have anyway?

(Submitted by sommer )

buying lots of things that absorb today, aren't we

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

girlyboy>> I just got off the new all cotten diet and i dot recommend it. It messes up your system, but in the exact opposite way that the plums and hot sauce diet does. And about the whole food thing, well, do YOU ever buy food that isn't macoroni and cheese? I don't, and here's why: Its tasty and VERY cheap. Derek knows what i'm talking about, Timmy!

(Submitted by Casey )

You're supposed to throw in a magazine or chocolate bar so you aren't as embarrased...

(Submitted by Geoff )

What type of magazine would you suggest?

(Submitted by Casey )

Anything that has fully clothed people with the exception of 17 mag or teen.

(Submitted by merlin )

Wow, the excretion factor is reaching dramatic proportions, yet you still have not bought plastic trash bags.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DOES THE MRS. SHOP TOO?

(Submitted by Sarah )

How many kids and how old??!! jeez man!

(Submitted by Jen )

The Dri-Bottoms Company must love you!!!!

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Jesus Christ... your wife is going bleed to death.. not to mention the kid.. what do you feed him, prunes and those WOW Potato Chips??

(Submitted by julieR )

wow this is so funny it's comedy, reading these remarks I was laughing so hard I cried

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

ummmmm.....too much velvetta shells for baby?? and how many periods a month does the wife have??? I see by the many packages of wipes you bought the baby......what does his/her diet consist of?????????????????

(Submitted by Clara )

Maybe he's got 2 wives with babies. One in Dilworth and one in Fargo. That'd explain it!