10 September 1997



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Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Heather)

I agree that is quite strange... and that bra was quite expensive... and what tupe of shampoo and conditioner do you use?

(Submitted by Bob)

Aha! I see you trying to hide those Dri-Bottoms down on the list! Shame on you for stooping so low.

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

what the hell is a cotta pot?

(Submitted by Crispin)

Buying lingerie and foot powder together! And who messed up the printer?!

(Submitted by Annna)

"COTTA POT" probably = terra cotta pot. $13 is, in my experience, remarkably cheap for a bra.

(Submitted by grandma)

yes $13 is cheap for a bra

(Submitted by BeachBunny)

Ok...I am just as pathetic as the next person for reading all of these...but my only thought is this: "DUDE! You now have all these receipts scanned and saved on your pc! Throw the hard copies away!!!"

(Submitted by Graham Fellows)

Who's got not no mates then? This is really deep, I think you need to get out more, and what the hell is a Wal Mart? YOU NEED HELP. Mail me, so I can take the piss out of you some more

(Submitted by bolonium)

what a great idea! i wish I had thought of this! Fellows: how can you not know what wal- mart is?! shameful...

(Submitted by Michelle)

Graham taking the piss out of someone does NOT sound like something I would be interesting in seeing.

(Submitted by slider)

Find a few flakes on your shoulders this week? Desenex shells like shit!

(Submitted by Ciaran Gaynor)

Listen mate, I MUST congratulate you. You are without a shadow of a doubt the saddest individual I have ever come across. You DON'T need to leave the house more often. But hey, how aboutauctioning off the reciepts for charity or something? I can't believe anything can be so useless. Ah, I dunno....you Americans.....

(Submitted by crunchy)

The cat can't eat windchimes...

(Submitted by Kn3x)

dood you are the most pathetic retarted person in the whole intire world.. im sorry but walmart? thats low thats insane buy ladies underwear maybe u have more problems then i thought man seek help! theres a number to call for people like you its 9-1-1 now don't forget to write that down beeeeooootttcchhh!!!!

(Submitted by God)

Kn3x... sorry i gave you a monkey's brain. my bad.

(Submitted by Max)

I hope someone was fired over this dissasterous blunder

(Submitted by Martha Washington)

Is Desenex something to tame the libido of certain Presidenents?

(Submitted by lil ole me)

Desenex is a cream for diaper rash

(Submitted by lil ole me)

oh wait, that's desitin... my mistake...

(Submitted by RedFern)

actually..i think anyone who spells "dude" "dood" is pathetic..

(Submitted by me)

you're right lil...desenex is also diaper rash..denorex is dandruff crap.... poor kid...ya ran outta dri asses and he got a mean rash

(Submitted by Dalliance)

Ciaran, Rumor has it that Wal*Mart is going international so don't be bitter. You're gonna love it...Sort of the way the Parisians have a McDonalds on every freaking corner. Never have I seen so many in such close proximity as in Paris. And for all of you "doods" that don't get the genius of Derek and his receipts....what can I say, go back to WWF site.

(Submitted by keegan)

you can't take the piss out of him.. he has dri-bottoms for that

(Submitted by Cableman)

I think the reason the receipt is moved up is, because the check out girl wanted to make sure she highlighted the fact you were buying another package of Dri- bottoms.

(Submitted by Bill's nervous cigar)

Hey Dezza, can I catalogue your receipts? I would recommend along the lines of the way WalMart categorises its aisles, so that when your trolley wheels start turning inwards you buy the most expensive item at this precise point, and we could also put special spot purchases sponsored by the manufacturer close to the entrance to make it a whole lot easier to be tempted, and maybe chewing gum receipts right at the point where you're going to check out..................

(Submitted by Redhead)

NO! Desenex is a cream for athlete's foot, Desitin is for diaper rash, and Denorex is the dandruff shampoo!

(Submitted by Bob)

ok ppl give Graham a break. Hes from England so they don't have Wal-Mart there yet (cept on the internet).

(Submitted by StarJacked)

Can someone help me, I was on dailyradar.com a second ago and I hit a link and now I've been stuck reading Wal-Mart receipts for the past hour. Please, be honest: Is this Hell? It is, isn't it. I'm stuck in friggin' Hell! Actually, that's a bit of relief as I was beginning to get concerned that I was just a really, really sad person. Man, you don't realize how much you've sinned until afterwards. By the looks of this place, I must have been an absolute bastard! I'm sorry mom. And to beat it all, I only found out now that I've been washing my hair with friggin'foot cream for the past three years!

(Submitted by Matthew)

me too!!! HELP!!!

(Submitted by moriarity)

I am seriously addicted to this little soap-opera. I hope there's a Twelve Step program somewhere for us Wally-Heads.

(Submitted by Ruqaiyyah)

You need a new hobby!

(Submitted by Solid Snake)

I just had another weird purchase: 3 Pizzas (I'M addicted), 1 condom, 1 "Seventeen", 1 Bag of popcorn, and a surge protector.

(Submitted by julie)

NOTICE...THE COTTA POT? IM TELLIN YA HES A GROWIN POT!

(Submitted by groundy2 )

I notice you never buy toilet paper...

(Submitted by sommer )

your wife lets you pick out her bras?!

(Submitted by ashTrey )

a wal-mart receipt is worth a thousand wordz. that reminds me, i need some chime

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

Ciaran Gaynor>> My sicerest apologies for the way you talk. I realize its the accent and everything but i just wanted to comment on it and to take this time to laugh at you and all of your funny talking friends. Dalliance>> Excellent! You are right yet again! Derek>> How bad did you get your butt kicked when you brought your wife home a cheap $12.74 bra? Even if she didn't hurt you you're still gonna have to listen to her complain about it being itchy or digging in or being the wrong size or something. This is the one time i don't envy you! Still your loyal servant, Timmy!

(Submitted by Melanie )

13 dollars is very very cheap for a bra my cheapest one i have had is 30.00

(Submitted by Bethany )

well, this is a clever idea. I kinda liked it :) Good Job! The people who make fun of you for posting your receipts on here should get a life..as if they have one sitting here reading it...hehe DUH!! But i am not ashamed to admit...i have no life, heh. (and he could be married, that is why he bought the bra..duh..

(Submitted by Carly )

okay, here is the deal idiots, find something more productive to do than waste time on here, if you dont like it..leave..are you chained to that chair???????? man, you people who run people into the ground are ignorant..get a life..

(Submitted by Casey )

ha ha ha, you bought chime... Anyone who has taken biology will join in on my laughter. hmm, was your wife with you or do you sport your own bras?

(Submitted by Geoff )

Perhaps Seinfeld has inspired him to invest in Man Bras.

(Submitted by Casey )

Yeah, that's what I was thinking about but I didn't want to bring my self down to television comparisons.

(Submitted by crocodilehunter )

so what's the deal with geoff/casey?? Do you have multiple personalities??? Do you live together??? I want to know.

(Submitted by merlin )

$13.00 is indeed a cheap price for a bra. Heather, Derek, I hope you never shop at Victoria's Secret, you would have an apoplexy.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I WANT TO SEE THAT DRAG QUEEN DEREK IN A BRA!

(Submitted by irfan malik )

hi man

(Submitted by Ashley )

lol thats kinda funny, scanning all those receipts onto a site?? yet thats probably something i'd do !

(Submitted by Salinger )

Thanks for that Ashley, were all right behind you.

(Submitted by Quackers )

Did it ever occur to you people that maybe his wife goes to Wal*Mart WITH him? And she's the one who gets the Maxi Shields and bras? quack quack

(Submitted by Ciaran )

2 years later......... I see somebody wanted to "apologise" for the way I talk. Er, thanks. Just don't do it again.

(Submitted by pepper )

aw this was my 20th birthday, I got married 10 days later :)