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10 September 1997
Visitor Comments:
(Submitted by Heather)
I agree that is quite strange... and that bra was
quite expensive... and what tupe of shampoo and
conditioner do you use?
(Submitted by Bob)
Aha! I see you trying to hide
those Dri-Bottoms down on the
list! Shame on you for
stooping so low.
(Submitted by hdj jewboy)
what the hell is a cotta pot?
(Submitted by Crispin)
Buying lingerie and foot
powder together! And who
messed up the printer?!
(Submitted by Annna)
"COTTA POT" probably = terra
cotta pot.
$13 is, in my experience,
remarkably cheap for a bra.
(Submitted by grandma)
yes $13 is cheap for a bra
(Submitted by BeachBunny)
Ok...I am just as pathetic as the next person for
reading all of these...but my only thought is this:
"DUDE! You now have all these receipts scanned
and saved on your pc! Throw the hard copies
away!!!"
(Submitted by Graham Fellows)
Who's got not no mates then? This is really deep, I
think you need to get out more, and what the hell
is a Wal Mart? YOU NEED HELP.
Mail me, so I can take the piss out of you some
more
(Submitted by bolonium)
what a great idea! i wish I
had thought of this! Fellows:
how can you not know what wal-
mart is?! shameful...
(Submitted by Michelle)
Graham taking the piss out of someone does NOT sound
like something I would be interesting in seeing.
(Submitted by slider)
Find a few flakes on your
shoulders this week? Desenex
shells like shit!
(Submitted by Ciaran Gaynor)
Listen mate, I MUST congratulate you. You are
without a shadow of a doubt the saddest individual
I have ever come across. You DON'T need to
leave the house more often. But hey, how
aboutauctioning off the reciepts for charity or
something? I can't believe anything can be so
useless. Ah, I dunno....you Americans.....
(Submitted by crunchy)
The cat can't eat
windchimes...
(Submitted by Kn3x)
dood you are the most
pathetic retarted person in
the whole intire world.. im
sorry but walmart? thats low
thats insane buy ladies
underwear maybe u have more
problems then i thought man
seek help! theres a number to
call for people like you its
9-1-1 now don't forget to
write that down
beeeeooootttcchhh!!!!
(Submitted by God)
Kn3x... sorry i gave you a monkey's brain. my bad.
(Submitted by Max)
I hope someone was fired over this dissasterous blunder
(Submitted by Martha Washington)
Is Desenex something to tame
the libido of certain
Presidenents?
(Submitted by lil ole me)
Desenex is a cream for diaper
rash
(Submitted by lil ole me)
oh wait, that's desitin... my
mistake...
(Submitted by RedFern)
actually..i think anyone who
spells "dude" "dood" is
pathetic..
(Submitted by me)
you're right lil...desenex is also diaper
rash..denorex is dandruff crap....
poor kid...ya ran outta dri asses and he got a
mean
rash
(Submitted by Dalliance)
Ciaran, Rumor has it that Wal*Mart is going
international so don't be bitter. You're gonna love
it...Sort of the way the Parisians have a
McDonalds on every freaking corner. Never have I
seen so many in such close proximity as in Paris.
And for all of you "doods" that don't get the genius
of Derek and his receipts....what can I say,
go back to WWF site.
(Submitted by keegan)
you can't take the piss out
of him.. he has dri-bottoms
for that
(Submitted by Cableman)
I think the reason the
receipt is moved up is,
because the check out girl
wanted to make sure she
highlighted the fact you were
buying another package of Dri-
bottoms.
(Submitted by Bill's nervous cigar)
Hey Dezza, can I catalogue
your receipts? I would
recommend along the lines of
the way WalMart categorises
its aisles, so that when your
trolley wheels start turning
inwards you buy the most
expensive item at this precise
point, and we could also put
special spot purchases
sponsored by the manufacturer
close to the entrance to make
it a whole lot easier to be
tempted, and maybe chewing gum
receipts right at the point
where you're going to check
out..................
(Submitted by Redhead)
NO! Desenex is a cream for
athlete's foot, Desitin is
for diaper rash, and Denorex
is the dandruff shampoo!
(Submitted by Bob)
ok ppl give Graham a break.
Hes from England so they
don't have Wal-Mart there yet
(cept on the internet).
(Submitted by StarJacked)
Can someone help me, I was on
dailyradar.com a second ago
and I hit a link and now I've
been stuck reading Wal-Mart
receipts for the past hour.
Please, be honest: Is this
Hell? It is, isn't it. I'm
stuck in friggin' Hell!
Actually, that's a bit of
relief as I was beginning to
get concerned that I was just
a really, really sad person.
Man, you don't realize how
much you've sinned until
afterwards. By the looks of
this place, I must have been
an absolute bastard! I'm
sorry mom. And to beat it
all, I only found out now
that I've been washing my
hair with friggin'foot cream
for the past three years!
(Submitted by Matthew)
me too!!! HELP!!!
(Submitted by moriarity)
I am seriously addicted to
this little soap-opera. I
hope there's a Twelve Step
program somewhere for us
Wally-Heads.
(Submitted by Ruqaiyyah)
You need a new hobby!
(Submitted by Solid Snake)
I just had another weird
purchase: 3 Pizzas (I'M
addicted), 1 condom, 1
"Seventeen", 1 Bag of popcorn,
and a surge protector.
(Submitted by julie)
NOTICE...THE COTTA POT?
IM TELLIN YA HES A GROWIN POT!
(Submitted by groundy2 )
I notice you never buy toilet
paper...
(Submitted by sommer )
your wife lets you pick out her
bras?!
(Submitted by ashTrey )
a wal-mart receipt is worth a thousand wordz. that
reminds me, i need some chime
(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )
Ciaran Gaynor>> My sicerest apologies for the way
you talk. I realize its the accent and everything but
i just wanted to comment on it and to take this time
to laugh at you and all of your funny talking
friends. Dalliance>> Excellent! You are right yet
again! Derek>> How bad did you get your butt
kicked when you brought your wife home a cheap
$12.74 bra? Even if she didn't hurt you you're still
gonna have to listen to her complain about it
being itchy or digging in or being the wrong size or
something. This is the one time i don't envy you!
Still your loyal servant, Timmy!
(Submitted by Melanie )
13 dollars is very very cheap
for a bra my cheapest one i
have had is 30.00
(Submitted by Bethany )
well, this is a clever idea.
I kinda liked it :) Good Job!
The people who make fun of
you for posting your receipts
on here should get a life..as
if they have one sitting here
reading it...hehe DUH!! But i
am not ashamed to admit...i
have no life, heh. (and he
could be married, that is why
he bought the bra..duh..
(Submitted by Carly )
okay, here is the deal
idiots, find something more
productive to do than waste
time on here, if you dont
like it..leave..are you
chained to that chair????????
man, you people who run
people into the ground are
ignorant..get a life..
(Submitted by Casey )
ha ha ha, you bought chime...
Anyone who has taken biology
will join in on my laughter.
hmm, was your wife with you
or do you sport your own bras?
(Submitted by Geoff )
Perhaps Seinfeld has inspired
him to invest in Man Bras.
(Submitted by Casey )
Yeah, that's what I was
thinking about but I didn't
want to bring my self down to
television comparisons.
(Submitted by crocodilehunter )
so what's the deal with
geoff/casey?? Do you have
multiple personalities??? Do
you live together??? I want
to know.
(Submitted by merlin )
$13.00 is indeed a cheap
price for a bra. Heather,
Derek, I hope you never shop
at Victoria's Secret, you
would have an apoplexy.
(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )
I WANT TO SEE THAT DRAG QUEEN
DEREK IN A BRA!
(Submitted by irfan malik )
hi man
(Submitted by Ashley )
lol thats kinda funny,
scanning all those receipts
onto a site?? yet thats
probably something i'd do !
(Submitted by Salinger )
Thanks for that Ashley, were
all right behind you.
(Submitted by Quackers )
Did it ever occur to you
people that maybe his wife
goes to Wal*Mart WITH him?
And she's the one who gets
the Maxi Shields and bras?
quack quack
(Submitted by Ciaran )
2 years later.........
I see somebody wanted
to "apologise" for the way I
talk.
Er, thanks. Just don't do it
again.
(Submitted by pepper )
aw this was my 20th birthday,
I got married 10 days
later :)
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