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1 December 1997
Visitor Comments:
(Submitted by haha)
Hmmm...real estate market's
down in your neck of the
woods?
(Submitted by Brian)
The Chore Boy needs a home.
(Submitted by Ed)
19.97 is a pretty damn good
price for a condo. I think
his wife found out about the
porn, so he had to buy a
place where he could film
with the chore boy in peace.
That would explain all the
videos.
(Submitted by Laurie )
The rocking chair and MD three in one wory me.
Where are the Dri-bottoms and wipes this week.
(Submitted by CrazyJ)
He needs a two-story condom?
i'd like ta meet this guy...
*G*
(Submitted by sputnik)
that CHPR really ROCKS!
005074304775! yeah!
(Submitted by Max)
My new favorite reciept of all time. Don't forget the gift
cards it's almost x-mas
(Submitted by God Complex)
The total doesn't add up.
(Submitted by Lance)
Does that 2 Story Condo come assembled? Or
maybe were just talking about some type of very
large bird.
(Submitted by Alex)
I can't believe I actually got the calculator and did
the adding but God Complex you are wrong. the
total does add up. except that the bastards
rounded up. with the tax it came to 103.3686 and
they rounded it up to 103.37. I appreciate that if
Walmart rounded down for every one of its millions
of customers they might lose an appreciable
amount of business but Derek is loyal (apart from
that inter store dalliance but I don't think that
#1627 knows anything)
(Submitted by Bob)
Well Dereks been faithful
here of late....no midnight
visits to store #1581 lately
(Submitted by Brian Dolinski)
I like to collect videos what
type of videos do you buy?
I like ones about tools and
building decks
(Submitted by Matthew)
Sams-Walmart gift card now
available!! good, now you
can go to sams and get your
diapers!!
(Submitted by Andre)
Don't you think they could
have come up with a better UPC
for a rocking chair than
005074304775? I mean, it just
seems so, well, common.
(Submitted by StarJacked)
What, no quips about
purchasing a doctor with
three personalities?
Sometimes you people really
disappoint me. Really, you
do.
(Submitted by Twinkles)
It's a rocking chopper or
chipper. There's no "P" in
chair.
(Submitted by rosie)
I say, Derek, you haven't
seen Abi have you?
(Submitted by Abi)
Rosie, I'm here - I got lost in
the Decembers!
(Submitted by BalmainGirl )
So, when *sniff* Derek asked me to come up and
look at his condo *sob* it wasn't even worth *boo
hoo* twenty dollars ???? *waahaa*
(Submitted by Channon )
Wow! You shoulda bought ME a
condo too!
(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )
Grow up Twinkles! Most chippers and choppers
suck, i don't think it's possible for one to rock.
DerGodek>> If you're gonna get a cheap condo,
don't bother putting expensive furniture in it!
Honestly it would have been better if you got a $30
condo and a $20 chair to go in it. What were you
thinking? (Maybe the two-story condo was actually
a cat thingy and Derek used the rocking chair like a
bat to chase it in since the kitty didn't want to try
new stuff, especially when its cheap, maybe he
thought the cordboard floor/ceiling would collapse
on him/her, or maybe the condo actually was a
huge rat or roach trap,) Timmy!
(Submitted by Casey )
I like cheese!
(Submitted by Casey )
I lied, I only care for it a
little... :(
(Submitted by Geoff )
I new things were cheaper in
the US, but 2 Story Condos
for less than 20 bucks? Must
just be the exchange rate.
(Submitted by David )
Isn't a little dangerous to post a copy of a reciept
that is a credit card copy? i mean, that is a credit
card copy isnt it? otherwise i couldn't understand
why it would say "Customer Copy" at the bottom.
(Submitted by merlin )
For $1.24 the cat is still on
a starvation diet, but at
least now it has a nice two-
story condo in which to
suffer a slow, agonizing
death.
(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )
VIDEOS OF HIM STRIPPING, WITH
HIS DRI-BOTTOMS UNDERNEATH!
(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all )
what about them? i missed
something...everything...noooo!....my life is
oooover! Wah! Derek is the master, Timmy!
(Submitted by Nic )
I think the 2 story condo is
like...a dollhouse for his
kid or something...or maybe
he's doing Christmas
shopping...
(Submitted by Quackers )
You guys stole all my good
ideas for this receipt!!!
First I was gonna say "He got
3 Medical Doctorates for 30
bucks?" but that bastard
StarJacked stole my idea!
Then I was gonna say "There's
no P in chair..." Then
Twinkles comes along...fine,
I'll go with the crowd.
haha, 2 story condo,
funny...bastards...quack
(Submitted by house hunter )
Wow! I didn't know you could
buy condos at wal-mart! esp.
for $20!!!!!
(Submitted by Ben )
Cat food...hmmmm
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