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2 December 1997
Visitor Comments:
(Submitted by Bob)
It's what we drink casters
from....Hmm?
(Submitted by Annna)
Probably one of those rubber
shaped-like-a-shallow-cup
things, you know, that go
under table legs that are
prone to scratching the floor.
Or not.
(Submitted by atevik)
I really thought your
cheating heart had settled.
But once again, you go
whoring at store #1581. The
next time Sally Jesse has
a "Men who cheat and the
discount superstores that
love them" show-you better
believe i'll be dropping them
your name.
(Submitted by Linda)
You wrote a CHECK for $1.02? Did you buy the
caster cup just so you could write a check? I can
see it all now: "Hi, I'm Bob, and I'm a compulsive
Wal-Mart check writer." No wonder you store-hop.
(Submitted by Max)
this is the Fargo store, area code 701. I looked up the
phone number on
http://www.att.com/directory/index.html
I think i am taking this all way to far
(Submitted by Trevor)
Man, you went all the way to
Wal-Mart, and all you got was
a CUP??? No videos, no
Popcorn, nothing??
(Submitted by The Sinnovator)
Hey Derek, did you notice
that the tax is 0.5% lower at
store 1581?
Maybe that's why he store
hops...
(Submitted by Bob (no relation to the Bob at the top of this page))
Damn Derek, I just mentioned
on the previous receipt page
that u were being faithful to
beloved store #1627. Now all
my hopes and dreams have been
shattered that you would
become a one store man.
(Submitted by Brian)
Derek,
Why didn't you buy this cup
the day before when you were
at WalMart? Not enough room
in the car?
(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)
What was it? Getting so
excited with the porn you had
to start rearranging the
furniture, and you needed a
caster cup because you were
moving the iron maiden onto
the carpet? And like, yeah
right, you already had three
caster cups but you needed a
fourth to keep it balanced?
(Submitted by Redhead )
it says easter not caster
(Submitted by Blackhead )
Redhead is a fool.
(Submitted by Casey )
I guess he's not much of a
compulsion shopper if he can
go to walmart and spend
barely over a dollar.
(Submitted by Geoff )
Wouldn't that cost you more
in gas?
(Submitted by jamie )
why would u write a check for
1.02?
(Submitted by merlin )
Derek, is there any
possibility that you are
eccentric?
(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )
BUY ME A GIFT CARD FROM THE
GAP, NOT WALMART, PLEASE
(Submitted by i worship derk, savior of all )
The reason he goes all the time and only buys a
few things is not because he a compulsive shopper
or check-writer, it is because he's a compulsive
shop-lifter! He goes there steals like a bottle of
aspirin, fofills his need to steal and then feels
dumb walking out of the store so he buys an iitem.
Yes!! I figure it out. It's a multi-state theft ring. I
still worship you with all my heart, but shame on
you, DerGodek, Timmy!
(Submitted by Jamie )
Back to back trips, huh?
(Submitted by Usagi )
You were just there
yesterday! Make a list! You
made a special trip for a 96
cent item, then wrote a
check?? I'm beginning to
loathe you...
(Submitted by Quackers )
Another 20 bucks that Redhead
and Blackhead are the same
person
(Submitted by Bob (No Relation to the other Bob's on this page) )
I agree Quackers LOL
(Submitted by Clara )
I still think the Dillworth
store didn't have this
particular item. That's why
he went to the Fargo store
the next day!
(Submitted by Cathy )
Happy Birthday to me!
(Submitted by Ricky Williams )
Can't really read all of the
receipts. Still pretty
interesting...
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