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2 December 1997
 
 Visitor Comments: 
 
 
(Submitted by Bob) 
It's what we drink casters 
from....Hmm? 
(Submitted by Annna) 
Probably one of those rubber 
shaped-like-a-shallow-cup 
things, you know, that go 
under table legs that are 
prone to scratching the floor. 
 Or not. 
(Submitted by atevik) 
I really thought your 
cheating heart had settled. 
But once again, you go 
whoring at store #1581. The 
next time Sally Jesse has 
a "Men who cheat and the 
discount superstores that 
love them" show-you better 
believe i'll be dropping them 
your name.  
(Submitted by Linda) 
You wrote a CHECK for $1.02?  Did you buy the 
caster cup just so you could write a check?  I can 
see it all now:  "Hi, I'm Bob, and I'm a compulsive 
Wal-Mart check writer."  No wonder you store-hop. 
(Submitted by Max) 
this is the Fargo store, area code 701.  I looked up the 
phone number on 
http://www.att.com/directory/index.html
I think i am taking this all way to far 
(Submitted by Trevor) 
Man, you went all the way to 
Wal-Mart, and all you got was 
a CUP???  No videos, no 
Popcorn, nothing?? 
(Submitted by The Sinnovator) 
Hey Derek, did you notice 
that the tax is 0.5% lower at 
store 1581?
Maybe that's why he store 
hops... 
(Submitted by Bob (no relation to the Bob at the top of this page)) 
Damn Derek, I just mentioned 
on the previous receipt page 
that u were being faithful to 
beloved store #1627. Now all 
my hopes and dreams have been 
shattered that you would 
become a one store man. 
(Submitted by Brian) 
Derek,
Why didn't you buy this cup 
the day before when you were 
at WalMart? Not enough room 
in the car? 
(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw) 
What was it?  Getting so 
excited with the porn you had 
to start rearranging the 
furniture, and you needed a 
caster cup because you were 
moving the iron maiden onto 
the carpet?  And like, yeah 
right, you already had three 
caster cups but you needed a 
fourth to keep it balanced?                              
(Submitted by Redhead )
 
it says easter not caster 
(Submitted by Blackhead )
 
Redhead is a fool.                                
(Submitted by Casey )
 
I guess he's not much of a 
compulsion shopper if he can 
go to walmart and spend 
barely over a dollar. 
(Submitted by Geoff )
 
Wouldn't that cost you more 
in gas? 
(Submitted by jamie )
 
 why would u write a check for 
1.02?  
(Submitted by merlin )
 
 Derek, is there any 
possibility that you are 
eccentric?  
(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )
 
 BUY ME A GIFT CARD FROM THE 
GAP, NOT WALMART, PLEASE  
(Submitted by i worship derk, savior of all )
 
 The reason he goes all the time and only buys a 
few things is not because he a compulsive shopper 
or check-writer, it is because he's a compulsive 
shop-lifter!  He goes there steals like a bottle of 
aspirin, fofills his need to steal and then feels 
dumb walking out of the store so he buys an iitem.  
Yes!! I figure it out.  It's a multi-state theft ring.  I 
still worship you with all my heart, but shame on 
you, DerGodek, Timmy!  
(Submitted by Jamie )
 
 Back to back trips, huh?  
(Submitted by Usagi )
 
 You were just there 
yesterday!  Make a list!  You 
made a special trip for a 96 
cent item, then wrote a 
check??  I'm beginning to 
loathe you...  
(Submitted by Quackers )
 
 Another 20 bucks that Redhead 
and Blackhead are the same 
person  
(Submitted by Bob (No Relation to the other Bob's on this page) )
 
 I agree Quackers LOL  
(Submitted by Clara )
 
 I still think the Dillworth 
store didn't have this 
particular item.  That's why 
he went to the Fargo store 
the next day!  
(Submitted by Cathy )
 
 Happy Birthday to me!  
(Submitted by Ricky Williams )
 
 Can't really read all of the 
receipts. Still pretty 
interesting...
  
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