Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian James)

Great receipts! Keep up the good work. Do you still have the round hamper from 12-28- 1997?

(Submitted by Derek)

Actually, yes I do! It works quite well. It's right over there ---------------------------------------------->

(Submitted by Ed)

It was almost new years...and you bought a video? PORN!!! sorry...ahem. Just what are these "dri bottoms" I see...diapers?

(Submitted by Laurie)

Cabin fever has set in, he is already trying to plant for spring. Poor thing, He will be completely bats before the snow melts.

(Submitted by ronk)

Hey, cut the guy some slack. Maybe he's growing pot in his closet... he just wants a little post-Christmas blunt.

(Submitted by Pixel)

Dri bottoms went up again I see...

(Submitted by Pixel)

total for 1997= $1392.32 total since first receipt= $1487.06

(Submitted by Heidi)

I hope that was the super economy size of Dri-Bottoms!

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Ok, Pixel has officially scared me. So what exactly do you suppose he's growing under the crib?

(Submitted by klayer9)

The Rootone 20-Z is an extremly hard musical instrument to play.

(Submitted by Lance)

I've heard of people putting books in boxes, but never a window. That's just crazy.

(Submitted by wow)

he's gotta be growin pot....who needs soil in minnesota in the middle of winter?? there's snow everywhere. POTHEAD!!!!!

(Submitted by Trevor)

And this all started with the purchase of the crib. I wonder if this is more than just entertainment for us, but is actually a scrapbook for his kid....Showing grandma - "this is the first receipt where we didn't have to get Dri-bottoms" My eyes get teary just thinking about the first pair of toddler shoes on the receipt.

(Submitted by The Sinnovator)

Derek finally bought a bigger pack of Dri-Bottoms.

(Submitted by Bob)

Derek, touchy subject here but I hope you bought more for X-mas than what we saw on your receipts. Maybe at the K- Mart?? otherwise your a cheapskate (or were you planning on Santa to cover your ass?)

(Submitted by Melvin )

What in the hell are you planting in the middle of December ? Are you giving those Dri - Bottoms to someone for Christmas ?

(Submitted by JULIE)

OK DUH YALL WAKE UP LOOK AT THE ROOTONE...THE POTS...THE SOIL HES GROWING MARIJUANA HES GIVEN YOUALL THE PROOF YOU NEED HES USING THE DAMN DRI BOTTOMS TO SOAK UP ALL THE WATER UNDER THE PLANTS!!! THEY HOLD THE WATER IN AND KEEP THE PLANTS MOIST...

(Submitted by me )

Julie, how do you know so much about growing pot anyway?

(Submitted by lisha )

not sure if you all noticed but there is a visa account number on that receipt.....time to go shopping...LOL

(Submitted by Tall sad, sad chick )

man... this is one.."interesting" site. We're studying this in Information Technology in Australia? What is the world coming to?! I think I need to get a life...

(Submitted by sommer )

i feel oddly compelled to buy dri bottoms

(Submitted by CAsey )

Man, I had a really clever thoery behind all those dri bottoms but now I forgot it! dammit dammit dammit

(Submitted by Geoff )

I already explained this...they are for Satan.

(Submitted by Merlin )

As soon as the grandmothers and grandfathers left after the holiday, the stops were pulled out and the planting orgy began in earnest. Poor earnest.

(Submitted by Bob )

Derek, you should really check out the diapers they sell at Ames. Their much cheaper AND they have little happy faces on them that go away when the diaper is wet! And the cost less too!

(Submitted by George )

LMAO Merlin

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

THE TIMER IS TO SEE HOW FAST U CAN WALK DOWN THE RUNWAY, WITH YOUR WET BOTTOM, RIGHT?

(Submitted by AddictedToDerek'sBigWebsiteOfWalMartPurchaseReceipts )

I think you've all overlooked something here...OK, he's been buying Dri-Bottoms since March and he's just now buying a hamper...maybe Derek just started wearing cotton underwear? Or maybe his kid is potty trained now and we'll stop seeing the dri-bottoms? SAD!!!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Every receipt you see a different dumb little kid writing a comment about the credit card number. AARRGG! The pure stupidity! My brain cannot function for hours after i see those retarded little messages. Then i remember that that means i'm better than a LOT of people and i write a comment. My comment is as follows: Clay is underground. Why would you dig it up and then plant it? A clay planter must be one of those strange new years gags or something. Also someone mentioned the window box, and i think that is for when it gets really cold and all you really want is a nice cold breeze. It affords you the oppurtinity to take the window out for the winter and store it without fearing that it will get dirty, scratched, or broken. back to you Derek, Timmy!

(Submitted by Umm )

Derek obviously grows pot. I mean, a very bored guy(he's stated as much in the FAQ for this site) with nothing to really do, that most likely spends most of his time changing "Destiny's" Dri-bottoms. He buys a shit load of planting stuff, and who would REALLY plant THAT many Azaleas? That's just the cover up so his wife doesn't see it. I mean, who cares about her -"Jenny"- anyways? She's cheatin' on the poor guy while he raises his kid. He doesn't know this for 9 more months, though. Well, anyway.. Here is some "proof", an exerpt an interview with Derek on "http://c00kie.net" "Q: In your opinion would Wal-Mart receipt paper be good for rolling a spliff? A: No, but if you had no other options, it'd probably work. Follow up Q: Do you support the legalization of marajuana? By the way, do you have the munchies? A: I, um.....cheetos?" Notice how he instantly can answer "No" to the first question! He has obviously tried it!! I mean, when you're out of things to roll it with, and it's down to that 20 dollar bill in your wallet or an old wal-mart reciept(that you have copies of, at that!) what are YOU gonna use? And he skirts the issue on the second question! If he didn't believe in it, he'd come right out and say it!! Mr. Dahlsad, you're a pothead!!

(Submitted by Quackers )

I think that it's actually a 2 oz. bottle of a shampoo called RooTone. RooTone - the shampoo that makes your hair look like the little kangaroo from winnie the pooh. how come there weren't any ducks in those books? quack

(Submitted by David )

Call my broker quick...The price of Dri-Bottoms is going thru the roof...gotta get in on this one..

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

I am totally disappointed that you did not buy your christmas at walmart for us all to see..... how much of this stuff are you exchanging from another walmart? hmmmmm?

(Submitted by Molly )

What do you need a window box for in December? You traveling away for the winter?

(Submitted by Clara )

He was planning to start his window box inside this year so that by spring it'd be prettily blooming. But he forgot to buy the azaleas today.

(Submitted by budchristy )

I am scared to admit it but I am now addicted to looking at your purchases. Howeve, I am sad to see that you have no dri bottoms! And whare do you shop for Christmas? Do you even celebrate? Want to see what kinda gifts you buy!