Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Reg)

98 dri bottoms are a buck cheaper than 99.

(Submitted by Ed)

Whats with these "videos" I see....can anyone say Amateur video?

(Submitted by Laurie)

Have all the Azleas of 1997 dropped dead? My gawd, the dri-bottoms are getting expensive, are you driving the price up by hoarding dri bottoms?

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

another bath set? didn't you get one during your x-mas shopping?

(Submitted by dyverge)

What is a BROWN/HUNTER? Is it perhaps related to the BLACK/EGGPLA (nt?) They have the same price and the numbers are roughly the same.

(Submitted by Case)

This receipt is cool!!

(Submitted by blasphemer)

Wouldn't you raise the price of Dri-Bottoms if you knew Derek would be in to buy some every few days? Hell, I would. I'm surprised it took them this long.

(Submitted by Max)

the Azalea to Saucer ratio is out of whack. It's like hot dog and hotdog bun packs

(Submitted by lynnish)

why didn't you buy me a birthday card/present?

(Submitted by Dalliance)

wondering what in the hell a SFTW Trail is? Max good point about the hotdogs. Sure wish he would buy some more of those velveeta shells. That was pretty cool.

(Submitted by Cableman)

Well with the start of a new year I must depart to find sleep.........will be back I am hooked.

(Submitted by Freya)

The Brown/hunter and Black/eggplant are probably clothes...

(Submitted by Yesterday's Hero)

Don't you think Tupac would be a little miffed if he knew WalMart was telling the world he only went for 90 minutes? I think his girlfriend should sue.

(Submitted by Casey )

A Brown hunter, and black eggplant.. ahh the cultural diversity!

(Submitted by Geoff )

Culteral Diversity is what R.A.P. is all about! (As long as no one is wearing pants)

(Submitted by Merlin )

WATSON: I am increasingly alarmed at the state of our lodgings. These azaleas impede my every movement! HOLMES: They will grow on you, Doctor, I assure you.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

JUST CHARGE IT BABY, CHARGE IT! <3 VISA!

(Submitted by flying flynn )

hey max >> two 6 inch azalea plants (not six plants) and two 8 inch saucers (not eight saucers) DUH!

(Submitted by colleen )

Dude! "Where's the car"?

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

When i said i was a member of R.A.P. i was just confused. I'm a member of R.A.T. and R.A.R.A.P. which is Regional Art Trashers and Retards Against R.A.P. An important thing to remember when indulging in the fine art of Vandalization is that you don't want to get noticed. Not wearing pants occasionally results in people looking at you and the fact that i wrote this proves the first R. Don't forsake me derek, Timmy!

(Submitted by poodlefart )

After making it through Derek's 1997 receipts, I need to take a shower. Christmas time was a letdown for me, but after some thought, I realized that Derek did his Christmas shopping a little early. Everyone notice that NYCFASHIONGIRL mysteriously thanked Derek for a gift? ...That's because he bought her those two bras and the Soul Coughing CD. Originally I thought it was for his wife at the time, but Timmy(!) convinced me they are since divorced. The azaleas and the cormex tube were indeed for Chore Boy, while the No Doubt CD and CD changer were for his son. I refuse to believe that Derek wears Dri-Bottoms; but I allow for the fact that he has tried them on and videotaped them. I'm trying to discover a little more about that check for $1.02 last month written for a Caster Cup in North Dakota. Now's a good time for a break if you've been addicted like me. IM me at this name and we'll discuss.

(Submitted by i worship derk, lord of all )

maybe i will, maybe i will. Timmy!

(Submitted by fiercer than thou )

Well, it's interesting to know what at least one person was doing at the time I was cutting my wedding cake...although, I bet I was having more fun than you...

(Submitted by Umm )

Poodlefart you've got it all confused. He didn't divorce his wife "Jenny" until '99, she left him in october '98, he didn't know he was cheatin' right now, so bras would be for her still. And he has a daughter, "Destiny", not a son. And she is like, 2, I doubt she wants a No Doubt CD, heh.

(Submitted by Quackers )

TAX 4???? What the hell is that?

(Submitted by seen it all )

90 min. 2 packs? Do they guarantee their condoms to last this long ? Good bye Viagra !

(Submitted by Stealth )

Kewl. Where's the Modena?