Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by haha)

Not to hit you while you're down, but did she leave you because you spent all your time scanning store receipts?

(Submitted by Brian)

Oh, it just gets worse and worse. Not only did you get your animals hooked on crack, your ex-wife was soliciting them? You're better off without her, the cat-pimp.

(Submitted by Fallus Grandus)

Every three seconds! Miss Cock is good.

(Submitted by Laurie)

Did you buy anything or are you just checking stats on your favorite checker?

(Submitted by Max)

Terminal 11 will never be the same

(Submitted by Max)

Are you sure you want your wife discussing pussys with mrs. Cock?

(Submitted by Arjuna88)

Uh, Shannon we really want to see you get that IPH rate up to 500 if you want to make head cashier.

(Submitted by lexic0n)

at last i can rest! ive been trying to figure out who shannon "cock" was for two days now. huzzah!

(Submitted by Trevor)

"Employee!! This is our report on your efficiency! You must increase your Rings Per Minute!!....by the way, Walmart-Sams Gift Card is now Available...and we can take it right out of your check if you'd like. Thank you for working at Wal-Mart"

(Submitted by Matthew)

Stealing the signoff reciept from Shannon Koch, i see, what a worthwhile trip...

(Submitted by Jackal A. Terrorist)

Wasn't Signoff Receipt a Ukrainian basketballer who defected to the west after the Munich Olympics?

(Submitted by someone who knows hockey)

No, silly! Signoff Receipt was that hockey player from Vladivostok who came to a tragic end when *his* productivity totals lagged... he couldn't handle the pressure so he went out to his mailbox, licked it, and was found dead there the following week when the mailman showed up (mail's kinda slow in Vladivostok, apparently). His final Productivity Totals For The Week sheet is going for big bucks over on eBay.

(Submitted by pandora)

you don't have any of those left over maxis laying around do you? it's so pathetic to stumble across them later.

(Submitted by huh? )

Ex wife??? Did she leave? Maybe that is why he isn't buying maxis anymore. Maybe he bought the toilet cleaner earlier to impress the new lady in his life. You know we always look at how clean a man's toilet is.

(Submitted by Birthday Boy! )

You're messed up by making useless pages on the net, but anyway, I only commented on this receipt cause 429 items were checked through on my birthday at one time! This site SUCKS! Happy Birthday to Me! Auf Wiedersehn!

(Submitted by Geoff )

Happy Birthdat to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Birthday Boy, Happy Birthday to you.

(Submitted by Merlin )

You would think Shannon would get at least 110% for that performance.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

YOU GOT SAM A GIFT CARD AND NOT ME? MEAN

(Submitted by Dezarae )

My IPH is like 800. You shoulda jacked one of mine! 475 is what you're at least supposed to be doing. Shannon's lazy!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Dezarae>>I like your name. I once knew someone who had a similar name, his name was Ryan i think. >>>>> When i worked as a checker i would just pretend like i was scanning items (put UPC on wrong side). There were so many beeps happening they couldn't tell and many people appreciate free food. I imagine that knocked my iph down a little. They fired me. DerGodek wasn't there to save me, TImmy!

(Submitted by Marlene )

429??? slow cashier... i used to average 600+.

(Submitted by Usagi )

Go Shannon, Go Shannon...

(Submitted by Quackers )

another 20 bucks that jackal an that guy who "knows hockey" are the same person

(Submitted by Someone )

429 IPH!! That's damn good!

(Submitted by someone...me )

Haven't you heard of those things called Huggies? or do you prefer your dri-bottoms? because i've heard that children prefer dri-bottoms 1- 9!!!! (1-Dri Bottoms, 9- Huggies)

(Submitted by bookster )

i frequently get around 510 IPH... our store is messed up in ya have to be completely signed out to stop the clock on it

(Submitted by Philip Babineaux )

My IPH average is 800... I ran an 830 tonight, and have hit over 900 on occasion... i have only been checking for 3 months though... Come on guys, whats up with 429??